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Chapter 33 The Thirty-Second Plan to Empty City

The master’s neighbor built a new large glass greenhouse in the yard, half of which is planted with flowers, and half with vegetables, where people pick daisies to make tea with their left hand, and pick green onions with their right hand to dip in sauce. The catering is integrated, and the master likes it very much . The master took the medicine according to the prescription, and directly transferred the neighbor's construction team to build a greenhouse with the same blueprint.The construction team looked at the site and suggested that the price should be increased by 30%.The master said that it is already benevolent enough not to pay you in installments, and now who has nothing to spend money indiscriminately, if you don’t thank you and want to add more money, are you going crazy.

The foreman "Jin Chanzi" explained that the ground of the neighbor's house was flat, and the sun room was originally intended to be built. The whole family played beach volleyball and enjoyed the sun in it. Later, the host felt that he should invite some beach babies to show off and add more space to the sun room. popularity.The hostess was afraid that the sunroom would become more colorful and the family would increase the population, so she repaired her husband, and simply gave up the sunroom to dry people and changed it to a greenhouse to dry grass. The master thinks that his planned land is more level.

The metal foreman shook his head again and again, your tiled floor is really flat, but I have to pull so many truckloads of soil to fill the swimming pool, and I can't do it without extra money. The master said that no one asked you to fill in the soil, so you just build a glass cover to cover the swimming pool, and spread loess on the ground, so that I can grow flowers and grass. Foreman Jin is also very good at botany, and advised the master not to mess around, because it is difficult to see sunlight for anything planted in a two-meter-deep swimming pool, and only potatoes and peanuts are suitable for growing.Besides, the tiles are impervious to water, and the tiles must be raised to expose the ground, which also requires extra labor.

The master asked the foreman not to worry about the tiles and start working quickly. It would be too wasteful for the good water to seep in vain. As for what to plant, the master had other plans. The swimming pool greenhouse was completed, and the master organized us to learn agricultural skills, dividing the land into two parts, planting corn and bamboo on the other side. Both plants grow tall, which can eliminate the difference in the terrain of the swimming pool.The master also placed a large swivel chair in the center of the swimming pool, preparing to experience the happiness of pandas and bears by leaning on green bamboos or facing corn.

The master promised that this greenhouse will become our green farm, and when the things grow well, they can be picked and eaten at any time.The master stared at us as we planted the corn seedlings and bamboo seedlings, and then he went on a tour to other places with satisfaction, and he left for a month. The master came back and went straight to the greenhouse, but saw that the corn seedlings were growing well, but the bamboo shoots had disappeared after being planted. At first, the master suspected huskies, but huskies are 100% carnivorous. The master once blamed the sesame seed cakes, how did the huskies get used to being so picky eaters, even the big meatballs were not clean.Shaobing asked the master if he knew the difference between buns and meatballs.The chef said that buns can only be steamed, but meatballs can also be boiled.Shaobing found that the master is not a know-it-all about numbers, saying that the difference between buns and meatballs is that the noodles of the buns are on the outside, while the noodles of the meatballs are on the inside, so the husky wizards are not satisfied.

After excluding the dog planing food, the master wanted to go to the property management company to complain about the malicious damage to the plantation. He ran through the kitchen and saw the hanging menu. There were stir-fried bamboo shoots, roasted sea cucumber with bamboo shoots, spring bamboo shoots and mushroom soup, and fresh bamboo shoot porridge on the paper. The master seized the cook "Liao Wuhen" to extract a confession. Who asked him to make a whole bamboo banquet, "Liao Wuhen" confessed without hesitation. The master reprimanded Dana for destroying the green environment.Dana emphasized that it was the master's promise that the things in the green farm can be picked and eaten at any time.

The master said, this is the bamboo you are not called bamboo, that is called damage.I let you pick corn when it is ripe, but who told you to dig bamboo shoots! Everyone who has tasted the delicious fresh bamboo shoots has a share, and together they paid to make up for the loss of the master Zhuyuan. Bamboo shoots can’t be touched. Bamboo grows very fast. The one who likes bamboo more than the master is Shaobang. When you visit the swimming pool greenhouse, you also take a tape measure and a small metal hammer in your hand to measure the diameter of bamboo one by one. Tap to listen to the echo, so you can judge which Roots are good materials for making boards.

The young gang's investigation work was seen by Wuhen cook, who was afraid of following him, so he hurriedly reported to the master.Less help is better than big gain. The master couldn't explain it clearly, so he invested in installing a camera on the door of the swimming pool greenhouse. Once the less help appeared, he would immediately call the police and connect to the sprinkler irrigation system in the plantation. On this day, Li Shaobang came to visit Zhuzhu with a marker pen. Suddenly, the alarm sounded when he walked to the garden gate.The Shaobang didn't know what happened, he stood there motionless, he didn't leave, the alarm kept ringing, and the watering continued.

After receiving a call from the master, the QQ car pulled up Yunxia, ​​Yunpeng and Xiaoning, and rushed from the garden to the green farm in a hurry. The master asked us if we had our swimming trunks. After changing them, let’s go to the swimming pool greenhouse to wash the water. Be careful not to hurt the popcorn. Because the young gang stood firmly in front of the camera and did not leave, it brought a disastrous climate to the swimming pool greenhouse. If it hadn't been for the Wuhen cook and the husky to drag the young gang away with their hands and mouths, the swimming pool greenhouse would have really become a sunny swimming pool.

What Master lost was ten tons of water, and what Shaobang lost was that he was forbidden to step into the green farm again. However, due to the thorough watering this time, the corn and bamboo grew so tall that they finally emerged from the swimming pool.Previously, the neighbors could only see a big hole in the glass house of the master’s house, and they didn’t know what was inside. It wasn’t until they saw us panning for water that they realized that the master was mining gold mines privately. When the ears of corn and bamboo tips were exposed, the neighbor called the master and told him that it is best to apply more fertilizer to grow asparagus and cockscomb.

Nowadays, good bamboo is hard to find, and it is not easy to go to the zoo to grab the panda's rations.Shaobang is still reluctant to let go of the bamboo in the swimming pool greenhouse. Alone and alone, he unites Gao Feng and Shi Aidong to form a trio of bamboo fellers, and prepares to sneak into the swimming pool greenhouse to steal bamboo. There are two difficulties facing the bamboo cutting trio. One is the huskies who come out to wander around at night, and the other is the camera in the greenhouse.Gao Feng said that huskies are easy to deal with, and they can be lured away by playing with a chicken chop.Shi Aidong thinks that the camera in the greenhouse is just sensitive to the young gang, as long as he wears a Fuwa mask, nothing will happen, and Lao Guo doesn't know who did it after recording it. The three of them changed into their costumes and entered the green farm at night with Fuwa masks.Gao Feng went to play big cards with Husky, but Husky was really lured away by Gao Feng.Unexpectedly, after eating the husky chicken steak, he felt that there should be a free milkshake, so he kept chasing Gao Feng, and Gao Feng had to withdraw to the BMW base first. Huanhuan and Yingying, played by Shaobang and Teacher Shi, greeted the camera. Immediately, the alarm sounded again, and the two Fuwa fled in a top-heavy stagger.It was only later that I found out that what the greenhouse camera was sensitive to was not Li Jing's face shape, but her big eyes. The task of the bamboo cutting trio failed, and the master also got the police.The Wuhen chef advised the master to add a guardrail to the swimming pool greenhouse, and if it is fully enclosed, the thieves' thoughts will be cut off. But the master said that if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves thinking about it, and the thieves have to give up completely. The trio of bamboo fellers made a comeback after summing up their lessons. Gao Feng planned to scare off the huskies with expired shrimp paste, while Shaobang and Shi Aidong gave up dressing up as Fuwa and changed them into thick socks and pullovers. The three sneaked into the green farm, but no husky came out to greet them. When they walked to the pool greenhouse, they found that the camera had been turned off and the door of the greenhouse was still wide open.Gao Feng was about to step in, but was held back by the young gang, this matter was strange, could it be fraudulent. Gao Feng didn't care, and said that Lao Guo was too busy recently and neglected to manage the green house. Even if there was fraud, there was nothing wrong with it, and he still set up traps and tripped horses to lock him up. Know. The three of them shirked a bit and decided to guess the punch. As a result, Gao Feng and Shi Aidong played the palm, while Shao Gang played the back of the hand.Gao Feng and Shi Aidong changed the rules of the game temporarily, changing the immunity of the young gang to the priority, and pushed the young gang into the greenhouse. There was no movement after Shaobang entered. Gao Feng and Shi Aidong were afraid that all the bamboo would be snatched by him, so they braved up their courage and went into the greenhouse hand in hand. The three of them looked at the bamboo forest together in a daze. It turned out that each bamboo had a price tag, and it was stated that employees within the organization could get a 10% discount on subscription. The sky-high price of bamboo is in front of us, whether to cut it or not is a question. Shi Aidong thought that the three of them were all masked, and cut off the bamboo, and the class leader didn't know who did it. Don't hesitate to help, a shrewd person like the leader of the class can't make such a mistake, I'm afraid we chop one bamboo, and he charges two. Gao Feng wears a hood and can't wear glasses, so he can see things blurry. He always feels that there is a figure shaking in the depths of the bamboo. The three of them weighed it over and over again, and it was better not to move the bamboo with a clearly marked price. The next day, Wuhen chef came to report to the master that the three thieves came again last night, following your plan, the bamboo was not damaged at all. The master is delighted that the psychological warfare has achieved miraculous results, and it also saves money on installing guardrails. Chef Wuhen went on to say that although the bamboo is fine, the newly ripened corn has been picked, the big swivel chair you placed was also removed, and a piece of the glass door was broken when they moved things. The master counted the losses, and went to conquer the bamboo trio in a panic.The three gritted their teeth and firmly denied it.In the end, the master fined Gao Feng one month's salary for unwarranted reasons, and Shaobang and Shi Aidong escaped punishment. The reason for the master is that the bag on Gao Feng's head matches the marks on the glass door. The master told me to take Yunxia, ​​Yunpeng and Xiaoning to work, planed all the corn, and planted cactus instead.
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