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Chapter 30 The twenty-ninth strategy is to bloom on the tree

Everyone has their own preferences in dressing and hats, and one can see a person's temperament through clothing. The master pays attention to the appearance of the dress, and is proud of being dazzling. Except for the plain coat, most of the clothes in life are gold-rimmed and gold-threaded, and the flying dragons are embroidered with phoenix flowers. There is always a taste of Easter eggs. It looks so Happy.It can be seen that the master is a master who does not play cards according to common sense. The buns have meat and pleats, and they attract attention wherever they go. Yu Qian pays attention to brands when dressing, whether it's a suit or a jacket, all branded goods, the clothes must have provenance in order to show a man's true qualities.One of Yu Qian's favorite Dupont shirts had a cuff button missing. Mrs. Yu couldn't find the original one, so she replaced it with an ordinary button, which made Yu Qian keep his hands in his hands everywhere, for fear of showing his flaws, which made him even more human low-key.

Shi Aidong also talked about the brand at first, and compared with Yu Qian, but he was always half a class behind. Yu Qian’s tie was from Goldlion, and Shi Aidong’s tie was from Hollyland; The cloth shoes are from Buyingzhai, Shi Aidong’s cloth shoes are from Jiulongzhai; Yu Qian’s wallet is from LV, Shi Aidong’s key bag is from BTV; Yu Qian’s perfume is from Cologne, and Shi Aidong’s perfume is from Liushen and also has anti-mosquito effect ; Yu Qian often puts a few pieces of Dove chocolate in his pocket, and Shi Aidong puts peanuts in his pocket when he is free. Once, Yu Qian bought a crocodile jacket from the side of the Xiangjiang River, and Teacher Shi got angry and bought a crocodile jacket from the side of Baiyangdian.Yue Shuai asked him whether the crocodile head was going to the left or the right, Shi Aidong thought for a while and answered.Teacher Shi's gecko jacket finally overwhelmed Yu Qian in terms of momentum.

In fact, I think that clothes should be comfortable to wear. The key to dressing is not only "taste" but also "virtue".Backstage performance costumes are custom-made by the actors themselves, but most of them are provided by the organization. In order to save costs, the master often wholesales a batch of fabrics of the same color and quality, and cuts them uniformly. There, whoever goes on stage wears it, and hangs it back after stepping down.Because everyone has different dressing tastes and living habits, problems arise. For example, I like the fiery red, but Gao Feng prefers green, which symbolizes vitality, but red and green are always difficult to go on stage, so we had to make an agreement that the first one will prevail, and the later ones can only follow suit.Gao Feng was a bit paranoid about wearing his favorite color on stage, and he often went to the backstage early to get the first chance in the coat. I was too lazy to fight with him, and I brought him a can of iced Fanta on the way here. .I was afraid that there might be pulp in the Fanta, so before I gave it to him, I shook Yaoyao for him and handed the Fanta to Gao Feng. I told him, "Just this can, open it first, or you will be seen by the biscuits coming back from exercise." , it’s not yours.” Gao Gao was very happy to experience the icy feeling, and the carbonated drink sprayed out so much that Gao Feng’s coat was completely wet, so he had to take off his green coat and put on a red one to go on stage with me.

Shaobing loves sports. Before the performance, he often slips out to skate for a few laps. His body is sweaty. He goes back to the backstage and finds it troublesome. The gown has a bathhouse smell, and you can tell it's for biscuits when you smell it, but because it's half wet, the lines of the clothes appear to be clear.One day, Jin Zi had an attack of rhinitis and an olfactory disorder. When changing clothes in the background, he fell in love with the stylish gown that Shaobing had just taken off. When he put it on, he didn't notice that the gown was still falling off.It was also due to a malfunction of the sense of smell. In order to bring overall pleasure to the audience, Jin Jin secretly sprayed half a bottle of cologne on his body while Yu Qian was not paying attention, so Jin Jin appeared on the stage wrapped in a mixture of men's perfume and baby powder. It made the people in the front row cough.The smell alone doesn't affect Jin Zi, but the excessive amount of perfume and expired talcum powder gradually collided with passion. Jin Jin suddenly felt itchy all over while talking about "Liao Zhai", and he couldn't scratch it on the stage. It can be stiff and straight, so that the body trembles, and the voice is also a little strange.Gangsi's mother in the audience was fascinated by what she heard, and taught the children around her Qiqi to say: "See, Brother Jinzi is very involved in talking, and when it comes to the possession of the fox fairy, he still has a figure, and the performance is good. You want Seriously experience it, and learn from Brother Jin." On the stage, Jin Zi couldn't help but glance at Liu Yi who was sitting beside the stage out of the corner of his eye, hoping that Liu Yi could connect with him and give him a tickle.

After the fox fairy incident, Shi Aidong took it as a warning, for fear of being framed by others, he told Li Shaobang that no matter what, he had to privatize the gown, and at least put some marks on it to avoid wearing it indiscriminately. The Shaobang also felt the same way, but the styles of the gowns were all the same, so it was difficult to distinguish them clearly. Shi Aidong has long had an idea, saying that when the next batch of gowns arrives, he should pick out a good quality coat first, and embroider an initials on the collar, such as SAD, so that it is not easy to wear it wrong.

Shaobang also thought it was a good idea, so he and Shi Aidong went to encourage Gao Feng to use his cross-stitch skills to embroider their names on the collars of their coats.Because there were only two green coats, one big and one small, at the backstage, Gao Feng felt that there was no need for him to embroider, but he couldn’t refuse Shi Aidong and Li Shaobang, so he embroidered an abbreviation for each of them. To save trouble, one embroidered an S, One has an L embroidered on it.When Gao Feng was embroidering, Xu Guang saw it. Seeing it, he asked Gao Feng to embroider an extra X. Shi Aidong and Li Shaobang were very happy to have their own coats, and every time they reminded others not to wear them by mistake, and it was true that no one touched their coats anymore.A few days ago, the coats of Shi Aidong, Li Shaobang and Xu Guang disappeared at the same time, and the three went to find Xiao Jiayu, who was in charge of clothing.Xiao Jiayu didn't know about the special coats, so she pointed to a clothes bag in the corner and said that there are three coats, are they what you are looking for.

The three of them unwrapped their bags, and they turned out to be three signed gowns, but the gowns were full of stains, smelling like tofu in soy sauce. Shi Aidong said bitterly to Xiao Jiayu: "What did you do to our lab coat?" I’ve never seen Xiao’s costumes before, and I’m not afraid of those who wear jewelry, not to mention Mr. Shi: “What do you say! I didn’t do anything. It was the people from the Tianle box office who came to ask the master to borrow a coat and go to the fermented bean curd factory.” Condolences performance, the master asked Zhao Decai to choose the coat by himself, he took one each for the large size L and the small size S, and also chose a free size X. If you have any questions, go to Zhao Decai.”

The sympathy performance at the Tianle box office was very effective. Zhao Decai was very grateful to the master for his support. He specially ordered two boxes of soy bean curd from the fermented bean curd factory. He chose ten bottles that were about to expire and wrapped them in a coat. When Shi He went out on a skateboard, he bumped into his chest full of biscuits. In an instant, there were only four bottles of sauced tofu left intact, and three signed coats covered in red sauce, which became a historical commemoration of organizing support for box office activities.
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