Chapter 29 The twenty-eighth plan to go up the house and take out the ladder

The commissioner is an expert leader. When a cup of Longjing is served, you can tell whether it is Mingqian tea or Yuqian tea by smelling the fragrance. If you touch Yunnan Pu'er tea with your lips, you can tell whether it is from the ancient tea-horse road or Maliandao tea city.After drinking tea and drinking inspiration, the commissioner thought that Tianqiao cross talk should be graded, refined and vulgar, and managed in different areas, and responsible for guiding the audience to the A area to cultivate their sentiments, and to the S area to challenge the scalpers to take over for fun.

If the classification of cross talk is successful, the management committee can also govern separately, strengthen the etiquette training in Area A, and ensure that the actors are role models; send professionals to be responsible for the safety inspection of Area S, and as long as there are three 3S content in a paragraph, the actors will be directly pulled to Going to confinement in Fuyang is far more sinful than citizens posting dirty jokes three times. After the division, the previous miscellaneous charges such as theater construction fees, actor training fees, and garden access fees can be cancelled, and uniformly changed to cross talk consumption tax, which is added to the ticket price. It is reasonable and reasonable to pay more for watching more. and international standards.Although there are no other places such as theater construction fees, but the integration must retain its own characteristics. After so many years, the audience has gotten used to it, so it is not good to remove it all at once.Another important point is that the hardware is in line with the standards, and the software services must also keep up. To fully exploit the advantages of human resources, all the staff who were in charge of the management committee's charges were transferred to the garden to talk about cross talk. However, being able to sing a "Four Happiness" together in a chorus is not considered to be burying talents.

The commissioner thought that the current profit margins of Deyun Enterprises are quite large. Although we support ourselves, they are also considered profitable enterprises. The implementation of cross talk consumption tax can take a share of Yuanzi's income with open flames.Although the big theater troupe has guaranteed policies and opportunities for resources, but the management is always not satisfactory. Even if the company is promoted to the top 500, it has to be subsidized every year. However, the money collected from Xiaoyuanzi to increase the subsidy of the leadership of the management committee is also taken from the people.

Cross talk partition management is also easy. According to the fat man's point of view, Superman wearing the S logo can be cloned, and Deyun Garden can wear the S district brand.Therefore, the question is not how to divide, but how to mark the boundaries. The commissioner felt that a landmark building should be built so that the audience would know the division of cross talk at a glance, but the fat man hadn't made up his mind on what to build. The commissioner came to ask the master for advice, and put forward two hopes for the master. One was that the master would come up with a design plan for a landmark building in the district, and the other was that the garden would fund the commissioner to go abroad for inspection.

The master asked the commissioner where he wanted to learn Buddhist scriptures.The commissioner felt that Las Vegas was a typical city, so he might as well go there, throw dice with sixes, and investigate the municipalities that did not slip.The master reminded that you can go, but you have to collect the inspection fee list when you come back, in case you lose it on the subway, it will cause trouble. The commissioner happily went to apply for a passport, ready to appreciate the American cross talk culture. The master was secretly annoyed, but he didn't dare to offend the fat man, so he had to mobilize the big guys to discuss countermeasures.

Dana proposed to build an antique archway, with "Cross talk graded, the merits will last for thousands of years" written on the front, and "Three vulgar areas, safe entry and exit" on the back.The Shaobang felt that this was not an archway, but more like an archway. The commissioner had always dismissed traditional things, let alone agree to carry a stone tablet. The master also felt that Dana's idea was not very creative. The fat man has always disliked flattery and prefers real objects. The one he likes should be a functional building. Shaobang thought it would be possible to build a big fountain in the shape of seven boards, and spit water according to the rhythm of the boards. Anyone who wants to enter the garden has to pass through the water mist, which means "eliminate the glitz and cleanse the soul". A market for hot towels in the garden.

Gao Feng agreed with the minor gang and added icing on the cake, saying that having fountains alone is not conducive to water resource protection, and a large pool must be built to supply water when the fountain is running and for aquaculture when the fountain is resting. I think the purpose of the peak is impure. Jin Jin said that it would be best to set up a statue of that commissioner. Let him hold a moon in his left hand and hold a model of the earth. His small mouth is slightly open and smiling, and he looks like he is talking freely. He raises his right hand and releases a dove of peace. Putting out a big font means "a big man has great wisdom, call for world peace with cross talk".

Looking at the shape drawn by Jin Zi, Yun Tian laughed so hard that his stomach ached, and said that you are clearly "nonsense, ostentatious, and stretched when you are full". The master also felt that building the statue was too troublesome, and he had to arrange for a special person to clean the spittle and chewing gum every day. If any bird droppings happened to fall into the small mouth, he would think it was foaming at the mouth when the speech reached a climax. The master rejected our opinion, and he had his own idea. He decided to design an asymmetrical cross-street bridge, with the north-south boundary in the middle of the bridge representing the A district. It is a single-plank bridge built with broken wooden boards, which symbolizes that one is Kangzhuang Avenue and the other is a difficult future. The two meet in the air, which is an excellent symbol for the demarcation of the north and south of the cross talk division.It is not only a geographical concept, but also embodies humanistic care, and has considerable economic benefits.Although the bridge itself is asymmetrical, it can still be used by pedestrians, which can solve the problem of pedestrians jaywalking at the gate of the garden. Of course, people who cross the bridge need to pay a small bridge toll to repay the construction loan. The management committee can also realize a one-time investment. Benefit for life, as long as the bridge does not collapse, the charges will never stop.

The master went to see the commissioner off, and showed the fat boy the printed cross talk boundary bridge renderings at the airport.The commissioner was in a good mood at this time, looking forward to going to the casino to show off his mahjong skills.At the moment, the master's design plan was approved, and the management committee was notified to start appropriating funds for construction. But the commissioner is a leader after all, before going through the security check, he still thought of a detail and asked the master, your dividing bridge is asymmetrical from north to south, and the specific size is not marked on the picture, so you can see that one side is wide and the other is narrow, and the narrow side is not. Affect my passage, it is better to ensure safety.

The master asked the commissioner to rest assured that the Crosstalk Boundary Bridge has been carefully calculated. The wooden bridge is only slightly narrower than the stone bridge, and there is no problem for two people to jump and jump hand in hand. The commissioner embarked on a trip to the west coast of the United States with peace of mind, and the construction of the foundation for the Crosstalk Boundary Bridge began simultaneously. According to the master's design, three motorcycles can be paralleled on the stone bridge. On the wooden bridge, Dana and Yunxia hop arm in arm and one foot. As long as the movements are coordinated, they can pass without deviating from the center line. With the bridge height, the master believes that the cross talk boundary bridge should allow passing vehicles to observe at a close distance, rather than pedestrians, so the bridge height is based on the roof of QQ. QQ cars can pass through seamlessly. If it is an SUV car, it will be transformed into a convertible car after crossing the dividing bridge.However, the low design of the Crosstalk Boundary Bridge is also good. In case the commissioner falls from the single-plank bridge, he will not fall too hard.

The great Crosstalk Boundary Bridge project was stopped. Although they are both bureau-level units, the Traffic Management Bureau has much greater authority than the Urban Crosstalk Management Committee. The bridge crosstalk demarcation project presided over by the commissioner has become an unfinished project, and the fat man cannot absolve himself of the blame and was held accountable and dismissed.The shadow of the fat man hanging over the head of the master finally disappeared. (Solemnly declare: that commissioner is not good at chess, he just has the same name and surname as the teacher who is loved by the people. Walk slowly, Commissioner, we will not miss you.)