Chapter 28 The twenty-seventh trick

After the master drove away the VTM machine of Lehman Brothers Bank, he went to the City Crosstalk Management Committee for a meeting, always avoiding the commissioner.Don't be afraid of villains being rampant, but be afraid of human feelings like paper.The master messed up the cooperation between the committee and Lehman Brothers Bank, and the gift slip that the commissioner had already carried in his pocket turned into a blank sheet of paper, and the loss would naturally be charged to the master. , the time has not come. At the end of the year, the committee sent a notice to send someone to check the organization's software and hardware environment to determine the proportion of registered cross talk actors next year. He knew that he had offended the commissioner, but this kind of routine inspection couldn't be shirked, so the master had no choice but to force Scalp on top.

The garden has been redecorated, except that the toilet mat is a bit high, there is nothing wrong with the hardware, the master is worried that the specialist will find fault with the staff, the people are multi-lingual, and whoever uses a 3G mobile phone will be caught by the specialist Living and living to 3S up. The master announced a holiday for the organization, and dispersed the team, leaving only Yuntian, Yunjie, and Yunpeng who were able to read and speak carefully, to wait for the commissioner. The master has high hopes for the "Big Three". This inspection is a battle that the organization must win. If you can win, you must do everything possible to win. It is really the fat man who makes things difficult, and you can't win if you don't speak well. In the performance, even if you kick it, you can't make it for eight games, so it's better to beat it hard to vent your anger.

It may be that the commissioner found out with conscience, or it may be that he heard about the left-behind lineup of the organization. The commissioner called and said that in order to reflect the openness and fairness of this inspection, the inspection has been entrusted to an investigation company to conduct the inspection. The focus is on the civilized behavior of employees and the corporate atmosphere. When the master got the news, he immediately came to stop him, replaced the "Big Three", and recalled the eloquent Da Na, Jin Jin and I to deal with the investigation company.

The explanation given by the master is also concise and to the point. The survey company must receive well and fully demonstrate our enthusiasm and cultural charm. As long as the survey company is satisfied, everyone can have free Qingfeng steamed stuffed buns when they work overtime in the future. If the survey results are not satisfactory , I guarantee that you will only have Qingfeng buns for your work meals next year.After saying that, the master walked away, leaving us plenty of time to prepare. I think formal attire is appropriate for this kind of reception occasion, and I wear a suit.

Jin Jin believes that the workplace is like a football field, regardless of whether it is a ball or a person, if you can kick a kick, you will gain something. Changing into face-to-face football uniforms should fully reflect the high spirits of the organization's employees. Dana is more prudent and thinks that dealing with people should be as meticulous as performing on stage, so she put on a gray coat and found a small abacus as a prop, just like the shopkeeper of a pharmacy. The three of us were looking at each other awkwardly, the master called again and said that he had obtained reliable clues. The investigators sent by the investigation company were addicted to cigarettes. It is an important indicator of the civilization of the performance venue. The master asked us to find a way to solve this contradiction.

Jin Jin thought the matter was simple, so he closed the door and checked, and asked him to smoke if he wanted, but no one knew anyway. Dana found out that people who pretend to love sports are reckless, and now the inspections are all videotaped, and the door is closed and the camera is open, which is as solid as a mountain of evidence. Jin Zi then proposed to simply set up a smoking area in the backstage and let the investigators take a smoking break in a down-to-earth manner. It means that smoking is prohibited in the performance venue, but there is no rule that no special zone can be set up.

Dana still objected, the backstage was originally not big, and this passage was set as a smoking area on one side and a non-smoking area on the other, with a partition in the middle, a gauze curtain at the door, and dimmed lights, where Jin Jin and Xiaoping One person moved the stool and sat on one side. Those who knew it were the backstage, and those who didn't know thought it was a hair salon.Corporate culture definitely gets a zero. Jin Zi was very dissatisfied with Dana's statement that he hung a red light in the smoking area, and forced Dana to ask for an idea.Dana can veto it, but he has no creativity.

It seems that I have to find a way.Of course, this cigarette cannot be smoked, but no one stipulates that the backstage cannot process snacks. We can entertain investigators with secret barbecues. Dana was picky again. The master only told the investigator that he was addicted to cigarettes, but he didn't say that the investigator had a big appetite. I explained to Dana that we wanted to use a secret barbecue instead of cigarettes. Gold is unknown, so the barbecue smells like cumin and chili, so you can't smell Hongtashan. I emphasize that it is in the form of barbecue to accommodate the connotation of smoking. To be specific, it is to learn from the appearance of rolling green onions in pancakes, and use the thinnest and softest Shandong pancakes, wrapped with good tobacco leaves. Such a roll is a standard Chinese style. cigar.

Jin Zi applauds the novelty Chinese cigars, but Dana suspects that the leaves of pancake cigarettes won't light. I think that as long as you use alcohol instead of water when kneading the noodles, the pancakes will definitely be able to ignite. Jin Jin felt that if the cornmeal was on fire, it should be stronger than the cigarette paper, and he was afraid that the investigators would not be used to it.This time Dana also came up with an idea. When we serve Chinese cigars, we also add a sliced ​​radish with a hole drilled in the middle and insert it into the pancake cigarette, which can be filtered and ventilated.

Having made up our minds, we started working on Chinese cigars.No sooner is it ready than the guests arrive.One look at this guy, with a video camera in one hand and a computer bag over his shoulder, he is really smart and capable. Before anyone could speak, Dana rushed forward, grabbed the investigator, and used the words in "Family", "Oh, you are born with good luck. It is often said that the eyebrows are the life-preserving officer and the eyes are the supervisor. , the ear is the hearing officer, the mouth is the cashier, and the nose is the judge. If one of the five senses is good, you will have ten years of prosperity. You are absolutely not picky about your five senses."

Jin Zi was afraid that Dana would say all the good things, so he asked Dana to let go of the investigator, because he came from afar, so he had to rest first.I thought Jin Jin would put the investigator on the sofa, but unexpectedly he found out the little mascara used by the master when he played "Dou Gong Training Girls", forced the investigator to sit down, and kept saying that although the sofa is comfortable, it does not use blood circulation. Especially for the heavy burden on the waist and kidneys, the bench is healthy, environmentally friendly, and economical. I couldn't just watch Jin Jin and Dana busy, I hurriedly poured a cup of scented tea and wanted to pass it to the investigator, but was stopped by Jin Jin. Jin Zi said that in the post-Olympic era, the nutritional absorption of drinking tea is too slow, and the fast-paced life requires more efficient sports drinks. The investigator took a sip of the sports drink provided by Jin Jin, with an expression like a Shanghainese drinking soy milk. I poked Jin Jin and asked him what medicine he had given. Jin Zi said that Red Bull is mixed with Wanglaoji, and there is also a little Kuding tea. Red Bull strengthens the body but is easy to get angry. Dana saw that the investigators didn’t accept Jin Jin’s sports drinks, so he hurriedly smoothed things over, saying that although the drinks might not taste good, they must be beneficial. Come on, you should also take off your tie. Wearing it for a long time will put pressure on your neck.As for the clothing, Chinese style is better, it is loose everywhere. Dana took off the investigator's tie while talking, while Jin Zi conjured up a titanium collar out of nowhere and put it on the investigator's neck. The investigators have been convinced by our enthusiasm and listened attentively to Jin Jin's explanation of the efficacy of the titanium collar. Jin Zi seems to have just memorized the instruction manual, and he speaks logically. This is the latest technological product, which can cure cervical spondylosis by releasing ions and regulating human body currents. It is most suitable for an investigation expert like you. The investigator's next move was beyond our expectations. He grabbed Jin Zi and earnestly asked Jin Zi to accept him as an apprentice, saying that if he could learn half of Jin Zi's skills, selling cameras would be easy. This guy came here for sales promotion and didn't say it earlier, which made us waste a long time.Jin Zi snatched back the titanium collar and drove the fake investigator out. Dana took off his tie and didn't return him. I picked it up and wiped the QQ car. Not long after the fake left, the master came with the authentic investigator, who really had a serious face. Fortunately, we prepared Chinese cigars. The investigator asked questions and wrote wildly, brows were furrowed all the time, the time was almost up, I winked at Jin Zi, and Da Da also sent the master away (surprise the master after the success of this secret technique).Jin Jin took out a Chinese cigar and inserted a radish, and I lit the lighter.The investigator was puzzled, and I advised him not to worry, as he knew it by taking a puff. The investigator also smelled the aroma of tobacco, with faint smile lines under his brows, took the radish-filtered pancake cigar from Jin Jin, and took a deep breath at the flame of the lighter. It's a pity that the master was not present. He said "Spit a Lotus Flower", but he must have never seen a fireball.Within three years, the organization will even be disqualified from participating in the evaluation. Unless the commissioner is transferred, we will never have a new actor on stage.