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Chapter 25 The twenty-fourth trick

The master is going to open a special session for group talk, let's play "Picking the Jacket", which is the housekeeping in the group talk jokes. In the middle of the two people, they have a good relationship, echoing up and down, thinking about it is a good job. But this good job can only be obtained through competition. The master didn't know who is more suitable for this job for a while, so he asked everyone to prepare first and have an assessment in two days.The counterparts are easy to handle, as long as Mr. Shi and Yue Shuai pair up and work together, they have to find a strong supporter for "Picking the Jacket". One, the problem is that other groups are also gearing up to grab this joke, Teacher Shi has to prepare early.

In the morning, Shaobing took a double-layer hamburger and walked into the backstage while eating. After a while, Xiao Sier came empty-handed.Shi Aidong pulled Xiao Si'er aside and asked him if he had breakfast. Xiao Sier didn’t have the habit of eating breakfast. Teacher Shi sighed and said that it’s no wonder that some audiences reported that you didn’t work hard at the performance, but you didn’t have the energy to make a fuss. As the saying goes, you have to eat early. Breakfast is the basis of a day’s work. Not eating is the most harmful to health , especially when the body is growing, you can see how thin the sesame seed was when it first came, and how strong it is now, and it will definitely be a big man in the future.

Xiao Sier realized something and said that he would remember to eat breakfast every day. Teacher Shi was furious, saying that not eating breakfast is a small problem, but it is a big problem if people eat breakfast and not thinking about you. How much is a hamburger? Buying one more can go bankrupt?The key is that I don't have you in my heart, and I'm afraid that you will grow up to be a big man and steal the limelight from others on stage. Xiaosi was thoughtful, and Shi Aidong went to ask for sesame seed cakes again. Teacher Shi criticized Shaobing for not taking care of brothers, saying that you are ignorant and you don’t want to listen to it. A good partner should be a brother, share good things together, eat and drink together, don’t share with you if the younger brother smokes, it’s harmful to your health, at least I was thinking of you, but you bought a hamburger in the morning but didn’t know how to bring one for Xiao Sier, and people said behind your back that you are a stingy man. It’s not worth it. Remember to bring a copy for them for supper at night. Don’t keep hiding the money in the pillow with.

The biscuits were obedient, the show ended at night, went out for supper, and brought back a drawer of steamed buns for Xiao Sier.Xiao Sier was eating happily, and Teacher Shi came to visit again. This bun is bought for you by Shaobing. As the saying goes, you should eat less at night. If you eat buns so late, do you sleep or not? If you sleep, you won’t digest. If things go on like this, your stomach will break down. He was scolded by the master again, this move was too bad. Xiao Si'er thinks that sesame seed cakes should not be so thoughtful.Teacher Shi had no choice but to continue to enlighten: I didn’t call you when I went to eat supper. I heard people in the shop said that the sesame seed cakes only ate a plate of cucumber sticks and drank a glass of milk. This is the way to keep healthy.In addition, there are wontons, fried rice, and stewed pancakes in that store. Why do they bring you buns just for you? Let me tell you this. They are leftovers that were not sold earlier, and they will be served hot at night. It's only half price, and the noodles are sour, if you don't believe me, try it carefully.

Xiao Si'er ate steamed buns dipped in vinegar, and felt that Teacher Shi's words made more sense. In a fit of rage, he took out most of the plate of steamed buns and fed them to St. Bernard. St. Bernard didn't think the bun noodles were sour, he just wasn't happy about the lack of meat.At this moment, Shi Aidong came out with sesame seed cakes, and let him see what happened to the steamed stuffed buns he bought with good intentions. If a real brother had an opinion, he would say it face-to-face, and speak bad things behind his back. The next day, the master asked Shaobing and Xiao Si'er to try "Picking the Jacket". Shaobing wanted to explain how the well could be scraped out of the yard, but Xiao Si'er asked him why he didn't dig a well but dig a pit instead.

Mr. Shi has reduced a pair of competitors. There is something wrong with Jin Zi's family, so he took two days off to go back to Tianjin.Yun Tian had nothing to do, reading a book in the background.Shi Aidong was concerned about why Yuntian didn't go out to play for two days while Jin Zi was away. Yun Tian said that Jin Zi decided to leave on the spur of the moment, and it was too tight to sign up for a tour group to travel abroad, and he had visited all the surrounding attractions, so he might as well read a book and rest. Shi Aidong reminded Yuntian, do you remember that Jin Jin bought a suitcase last week and brought it back this time.

Yun Tian said that it was because of the special price in the mall, and Jin Zi thought it was cheap so he bought it. Shi Aidong felt that Yuntian was too kind, and there were so many discounted items in the mall, why didn't Jinzi buy an electric heater, which could be used in due time, but instead bought a box to store it to take up space.He obviously planned to ask for leave a long time ago, and the boxes are all ready, so it's okay not to tell others, even his partner is really inappropriate. Yun Tian knew that Jin Zi was always outspoken, and he didn't believe that Jin Zi didn't tell him on purpose.

Teacher Shi stepped up his efforts, saying that people didn't tell you because they were afraid that you would follow. Do you think Jinzi really returned to Tianjin?He went to Dalian to play. If you don’t believe me, you can read the leave note he filled out for the master, so he wrote it back. Yuntian was still skeptical, Shi Aidong said if you don't believe me, just wait and see, whether Jin Zi will bring back Eighteenth Street Twist. Yuntian went to the bathroom full of worries, but his cell phone was left on the table. Teacher Shi took the opportunity to send a text message to Jin Jin on Yuntian's mobile phone: "Don't bring sesame oil and sugar. The dried fish produced in Dalian is pretty good. Come back soon." Jin Jin replied, "Okay." of".

In the evening, Mr. Shi searched the Internet for software that can modify the number displayed on the phone, and sent a text message to Jin Jin in the name of 1860, reminding the user that the recent text message on the mobile phone contains a virus. To ensure the safety of mobile phone communication, it is best to delete all received messages. Jin Zi came back and stuffed Yun Tian with two large packages of dried fish. Yun Tian looked at the place of production and was immediately disheartened. Jin didn't know why, where did the Dalian Mounted Police come from by the Haihe River? Yun Tian said, you didn't go to Dalian, how could you buy Dalian dried fish? If you really went back to Tianjin, you wouldn't buy a twist to fool me.

Jin Zi is in a hurry, obviously you asked me to buy the dried fish, and when I bought it back, I didn't give you any money, but even beat it up. Yun Tian asked Jin Zi to produce evidence, so don't fool around out of thin air. Jin Jin said that he deleted all the text messages for fear of virus. Yun Tian said that he is not afraid of mobile phone poisoning, but he is afraid of psychological ghosts. Jin Zi asked Yuntian to read the reminder text message sent by 1860. After Yun Tianzai read it carefully, he was even more convinced that Jin Zi was deceiving him. The text message signed by Mr. Shi was "Dalian Mobile".

Jin Zi and Yun Tian's "Steaking the Jacket" had a problem during the "Roast Duck Airborne", and Jin Zi spent a long time explaining how the buddy fought with a shoulder pole and threw the roast duck to the second floor.With one sentence from Yun Tian, ​​all of Jin Zi's martial arts were abolished—there was no window on the second floor. Mr. Shi is one step closer to success. Considering that the young gang is working on the big wedding, trying on the wedding dress under the light, and not caring about "Picking the Jacket", Dada happened to pull him to the left and right with Yue Shuai, which made Shi Aidong's wish come true. Masons dream.Then, the only potential threats left are Gao Feng and me. It was time to eat seafood, and Boss Gao was extremely busy. In addition, I was also on guard. Shi Aidong came several times, but he never got the chance to guide Gao Feng alone.Today, seeing Gao Feng leaving the garden and going to buy goods again, Mr. Shi remembered that he should also go to Hongqiao to buy a fart kite, and hurriedly chased it out. Seeing the disappearance of Teacher Shi's back, I went to Yue Shuai and asked him if he had noticed that Teacher Shi had been secretly talking to others recently.Yue Shuai was not surprised, and said that he just had a broken mouth, and he couldn't eat if he didn't talk for a long time. I reminded Yue Shuai that Mr. Shi only talked to other people once or twice recently, but he was looking for Gao Feng again and again. Do you want to understand the strangeness of it. Yue Shuai listened attentively, I said that Mr. Shi is not perfect at all, if you learn songs all the time, it will just poke his shortcoming, wouldn't it be uncomfortable if you don't always show your talents on stage.At the end of this year, there will be a grade increase and a salary increase. Mr. Shi wants to change his best works to participate in the evaluation, so he went to Gao Feng to cooperate with "Shuang Sing Allegro", but he should tell you clearly about this.Otherwise, when the time comes, he and Gao Feng will be on stage, leaving you alone and finding no one in time. Yue Shuai didn't take it seriously, he just wanted to change jobs, let him change, anyway, I also sang the main board book. I pointed out to Yunpeng that the master is about to hold a group talk session, you and Mr. Shi plus Dana, there is a joke that is suitable, you go talk to the master, he will definitely agree. Yue Shuai and Dana reached a consensus. Seeing that Teacher Shi was not coming back after flying the kite, he first went to ask the master for instructions.The master is worried about continuing to review "Picking the Jacket". Seeing that Yue Shuai has taken the initiative to change jobs, and Da Da is willing to help, of course he is happy, so I ask Yu Qian to find time to pass on the experience to Teacher Shi, and at the same time confirm Gao Feng and me. Take Li Gen on "Picking the Jacket". Teacher Shi came back, and Yue Shuai and Dana were waiting for him to rehearse "Wu Xuntu". Yu Qian also gave Shi Aidong the ragged vest that was torn to pieces when he went to the north and south.Shaobing and I also made an agreement that as long as the big players hit Mr. Shi with one hand, we will fight together.
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