Chapter 24 The 23rd Tactic
Gold has a lot of experience in financial management. Spending tomorrow's money is worse than spending other people's money, and borrowing money from the bank is worse than borrowing everyone's money.Originally, there was a lot of income from gold, but it still couldn’t keep up with the speed of upgrading game consoles, not to mention there are various limited editions and collector’s editions, it’s fun to play, and it’s expensive to burn money. Some people are so poor that they can’t afford a TV. , Gold is playing CS with PS3, playing Doudizhu with PSP.
There are also principles for borrowing money from gold. One is not to borrow money from the master. To borrow five hundred yuan, you have to write a five thousand-word loan reason and repayment plan, which is too troublesome. When Liu Yuntian borrowed money, his partner would be divided when talking about money, and if he borrowed money, he was short-tempered and soft-handed, so there was no advantage on stage.The third is not to borrow money from the little cranes, borrowing money often will always damage the prestige, for fear that the little cranes will discuss privately and compare the second senior brother with the second senior brother who protects Tang Seng.
Jin Zi’s private bank is located in “Yu Ji’s Staple Food Kitchen”. Jin Zi uses various game equipment as collateral, and can cash out from Uncle Yu every month. He can borrow 200 yuan for a game console, and 2 yuan for a game disc. Anyway, "Yu Ji" also has second-hand goods trading in its business scope, and it will not lose money if it puts things there.
"Yu Ji" earns hundreds of dollars a day by selling fried liver, and the gold is sitting on the mountain. The old game equipment is mortgaged and bought new ones.In less than a year, most of Jin Zi's belongings have entered the warehouse of "Yu Ji". Seeing that there will be a Christmas commemorative special edition 3SP coming to the market at the end of the year, the limited supply is only one in Beijing, and the price is so high that it has caught up with BMW. Jin Jin rushed to the room in a hurry, looked around the house, and found no valuable electrical appliances except the power strips and razors, so he went to the backstage and went around, picked up five pairs of mandarin duck copper plates, and asked " "Yu Ji" did not accept scrap metal, "Yu Ji" accepted the mandarin duck boards, and only gave the gold eighteen yuan.Jin Zi was just about to turn over, but he was educated by Yu Qian's legal system. The stolen goods can be confiscated for 15 days at most, and the prison sentence for self-theft must be at least half a year.Jin Zi wanted to cry with eighteen yuan, but suddenly remembered that there was still a part of learning Shandong Kuaishu in the night's work, so he hurriedly told Yu Qian that he wanted to return a pair of mandarin duck boards.Yu Qian replied that the mandarin duck boards are only rented, not rented, and there is no discount of five yuan per game.
Whether or not to play Shandong Kuaishu is a small matter, but missing the 3SP limited edition is a big matter.Jin Jin proposed to get a loan from "Yu Ji", but "Yu Ji" knew Jin Jin's family background too well, and he felt that the risk was too great and refused to lend. He reminded Jin Jin that the mortgage period of his game equipment is one year, and if it expires, it will be auctioned on the spot .
Gold can't buy new game consoles, and the old ones have to be lost, so he can only abandon the bank and rely on private assets.The interest-free loan request for gold was ignored.Gold gritted its teeth and added ten percent interest, and paid the interest first and then borrowed the principal.
In order to increase the credit limit in a short period of time, Jin Zi gave Shaobing ten yuan, borrowed one hundred from Shaobing, and promised to treat Shaobing to an egg-filled pancake.Turning around, he gave another fifty to Yue Shuai, borrowed another five hundred from Yue Shuai, and promised to treat Yue Shuai to another meal of noodles with fried sauce.Then he took out a hundred, borrowed a thousand from Dana, and gave up a meal of boiled mutton.Then he used the large amount of money to pay back the account of Shaobing and Yue Shuai, and invited egg-filled pancakes and noodles with fried sauce.Jin Zi was planning to use the remaining 400 yuan to continue collecting money, but Dana proposed that the boiled mutton must be cashed in first. After a meal, Jin Zi only had 200 yuan left in the principal.In return for a meal of shark fin fried rice, Jin Zi lent another thousand and five from Gao Feng.
Jin Jin's credit limit is always between one thousand and two thousand. His strategy of tearing down the east to pay for the west has won a reputation. Lobster pups.Whoever borrows gold money can get 10% interest first, put on autumn fat, and then wait for the principal to be returned in full. Everyone's enthusiasm for lending gold is very high.
Gold finally completed the accumulation of wealth in the air, and bought a special edition of 3SP for Christmas commemoration, but he still couldn't catch up with the only one in Beijing, so he had to ask someone to buy it back from Hong Kong, regardless of the Hong Kong version or the Beijing version, Jin Jin I figured I would try something new first, and after playing for a while, I would auction this limited edition on Taobao. As long as the price was three times higher, I would be able to pay off all my debts and redeem at least one from "Yu Ji". Nintendo, revisit Contra.If ten times the price is to be auctioned, then the golden age of gold is coming.
Gold is God's darling, because of the use of inferior power strips, the limited edition 3SP was burnt out. Although it is within the warranty period, Gold must be sent to Hong Kong for repairs, and no one will pay for the flying costs.Jin Zi asked the master when he would go to Hong Kong to hold a trade show, and the master said that he would think about it after Beijing bid to host the World Cup.
Jin Jin invites creditors to eat roast duck together. After stuffing the last piece of lotus leaf cake into his mouth, he solemnly declares that he is bankrupt. Let us see who pays for the meal.I was one step too late, and the golden belt was snatched away by Shaobing.His broken 3SP is still worth some money when it's repaired, but it's certainly not enough for the big guy to make up for the loss, let alone the meal in front of him.
Yunxia called the police, but was stopped by Liu Yuan, don't bother about your own affairs, and if you call the police, you can't beat Jin Zi.
The dinosaur suggested exposure. I don't think it can solve any problems if the TV station is involved. On the contrary, it may make Jin Jin's practice popularized and endanger society.
Yunjie remembered that "Yu Ji" had seized all of Jin Zi's belongings at a low price, and we could at least reduce some losses by pawning Jin Jin's bills to redeem them.As a result, the brigade returned to "Yu Ji", and Jin Zi was held hostage in the restaurant. After washing 20,000 dishes, he dragged them 10 times before returning home.
Uncle Yu was also very happy to see that we came to redeem the money as a group. Jin Zi’s game equipment was improperly eaten and drank and took up funds.Yu Qian went to the warehouse to pick up the equipment, and was shocked when he took it out. There was a lot of rain this summer, and Jin Jin didn’t wrap the equipment well when he pawned things. In addition, the fried liver oil was smoked, the game console was rusted, the game handle was disconnected, and the game The disc was moldy and looked like a bronze mirror.The two treasure chests of gold became tattered.Not to mention the disappearance of private capital out of thin air, even the "Yuji" bank has lost a lot of money.
Fortunately, Jinzi can still talk about cross talk on stage. We agreed with the master that Jinzi’s salary is divided evenly on a monthly basis, and Jinzi’s meals are rationed.The master felt sorry for Jin Zi, and proposed to add pickled mustard to Jin Zi every Sunday, and we couldn't say anything.
Gold is losing its luster day by day, and the truth is seen at the critical moment. All the IOUs in our hands were bought by one person. Although it was only half price, it was better to be able to cash out than to look at the gold every day, fearing that he would run away.There is only one creditor of gold now—Liu Yuntian.
Yibo Yuntian is really not a myth, such a partner can last forever.
Jin Zi is very grateful, expressing that there are thousands of mistakes and should not make friends at a distance and attack at a short distance, just let others borrow money, which makes Yun Tian's heart cold.
Yuntian treats people generously, confessing that only brothers can be teased, and those who have burdens can carry it on their shoulders. From now on, "Spitting out Lotus Flowers" will hit Jin Zi's head when the gong is struck; Gao wants to be clear; whoever moves the table, who takes the chairs, and who cleans up the lunch box does not need to calculate the odd and even numbers. Jinzi is duty-bound; From rice to cabbage, Jin Zi will take the initiative to receive a double portion and send them to Liu's house together; in case Yuntian has a headache, then making tea, pouring water, cooking medicine, and cooking noodles, Jin Zi must go forward...
The titular funny actor Jin Jin has just left Longtan and entered the tiger's den. Between steamed buns with sauced tofu and being supervised for labor, and losing fun but still being able to eat rice and braised pork, Jin Jin resolutely chose the latter.