Chapter 23 The twenty-second plan to close the door and catch the thief

The master's Q7 was placed at the gate of the garden, and the tire was punctured. Seeing that the dispute of tongues could not gain any advantage, the blacksmith found the master's weakness.Those who steal things will run away, and generally will not revisit the old places, but those who make trouble for you will definitely enjoy it again and again.With the lesson learned last time that the BMW was stolen, the master decided to organize everyone to take turns to go to battle, personally catch thieves, and guard the bad guys who punctured the tires. In order to encourage everyone to make more contributions to social security, the master decided to implement the system of squatting and guarding, giving bonuses for two performances in the park, catching bad guys who hit cars and enjoying half a month of paid holidays, of course, if they leave their posts without authorization or squat on time to sleep or play games If found out, the punishment will be doubled.It is said that there are stand-up, paired and group cross talk, each has its own joy, and it is better for two people to sit and watch. One person is afraid of danger, and four or five people are in a group. The master is worried that the financial expenditure will be too large.

Squatting is not fun, you have to choose a good partner, if you really encounter a thief, you can't both call for help, and no one will do it, so I chose a team with Sima Baoan.For the same reason, Gao Feng chose to be in a group with Liu Yuan. This night, it was Sima Baobao and I's turn to be Q7's bodyguards. We wrapped ourselves in a coat and found a safe place to hide, guarding Q7 parked alone at the gate of the garden. I reminded Sima Security that he had to be more alert on duty at night. This was the second time the master's car had been punctured. If there was a third time, the organization would have to deduct all the safety performance awards for this month.

Sima Baoan has a lot of worries, saying that this matter is not that simple, Q7 is the team leader's favorite mount, how can a hero ride a lame horse when he goes into battle, from QQ to Q7 is development, from Q7 to QQ is reckless, if you don't have money, you want to have money is hope, It is a torment to have money and fear not to have money. When you want to buy everything, you hope the price will drop, and once you buy it, you hope it will increase in value. But the price of the car has gone downhill, and there are some maintenance records. The assets under his name have been depreciated repeatedly. Sima Baoan is worried that the team leader will lose his psychological balance and blame Yuanzi's poor property management, so he may propose to change the property company.Deyun Property is a subsidiary of "Yuji", so it is definitely not allowed to leave, but if you have to give an explanation to the team leader, then you have to sacrifice the security team, and the security team leader will definitely be removed. The problem is that in this case, Sima Baoan must be promoted As the captain of the security guard, the pressure to solve the case is too great, and the timing is not good.

I was amazed that Sima Baobao could associate his promotion prospects from the puncture of the car tire. It can be seen that Yuanzi is really a place to cultivate talents. The problem is that he has not even become a security team leader, and the promotion is not his turn for the time being. Sima Baoan continued to speak to the moon, and I had a premonition that the fur collar on his coat was going to change into a wolf. Sima Baoan's plan is to start from the grassroots level, step by step, from security guard to security captain, from security captain to property security manager, from security manager to property owner, and then switch from property management to real estate development, and finally make a fortune. crosstalk.

Boss Sima plans to buy the garden when he has money, buy out the remaining contracts of all of us, and transform the garden into a commercial and residential building after incorporating the organization as a whole. A smooth Linglong Tower. I asked him what he would do if he didn't practice tongue twisters, and build a Linglong Pagoda. In addition, I also wanted to know how Boss Sima would punish my master. Sima Baoan was grateful for my master's hard work, and wanted to give full play to his sonorous voice and arrange to assist traffic management at the gate of the garden. As for the Linglong Tower, it will become the landmark building of Tianqiao, and it will also give the new garden an appropriate name - "Western Pacific Metropolis".

I think this name has the rhythm of hula dance, but it seems that it has nothing to do with the cross talk garden in Tianqiao.Tianqiao is 20 minutes away from Beihai by taxi, and 200 kilometers away from Beidaihe. How can there be the Pacific Ocean! Sima Baoan emphasized that a good name can lead to high housing prices. Those who live upstairs in the tea garden are at most just pouring some Pu-erh tea, and those who live upstairs in the metropolis are also engaged in ocean trade. Think about it, what Sima Baoan said is not completely unreasonable. Many real estate projects in Beijing are international brands. The one called Manhattan Block has a postal savings within three miles of the complex; the one called Iceland Clear Sky is next to a waste incineration plant; The one called Linmeng Avenue Villa has been hit by a Mercedes-Benz and a tractor several times.In short, I live in Havana Coconut Wind Ranch, and the morning market still sells potatoes and cabbage.

The more Sima Baobao talked, the more excited he became. I was afraid that his voice would scare away the thief who punctured the tire, and we would miss out on paid annual leave.He stopped the conversation and asked Sima's security guard if he had a handy guy. It's a bit difficult to catch a thief empty-handed. Sima Baoan returned to reality, ran behind the water sign, and returned with a brand new long wooden broom.We want to catch the villain who punctured the tires, and we are not part-time cleaners, let alone a broom, who makes who empty-handed? Sima Baoan had planned for a long time, he took off the broom head and kept it for himself, and gave me the wooden pole.I think Sima Security is still righteous, and the broomstick is still a stick. What use is the broom head? Could it be worn on the head as an Indian security guard.

Sima Baoan explained that he was thinner than me, and he could use the broom head to cover his body, making it difficult for thieves who punctured tires to spot him. If "Yu Ji" had a plan to streamline the security team, I would be the first to suggest to my uncle to fire Sima Security.I asked him, is he going to let me fight the gangsters alone? Sima Baoan wanted to dispel my worries, saying that everything needs to be more certain, if I want to be able to fight the gangsters, I don't need him to start, if I can't fight the gangsters, he can follow him secretly and visit his house Where do you live, and then call the police to get rid of the den of thieves.

That villain punctured the tires, not stole them, so what's the use of following him home.In a fit of anger, I broke the broomstick into two pieces, one for each person, and one for the other, so no one would run away. Sima Baoan was still muttering, that's not how nunchakus are used. I'm too lazy to talk to him, tomorrow I'll go to the part-time security team Captain Yunxia and tell him that someone is trying to usurp the throne. Suddenly there was a strange movement in the distance, like someone pushing a cart. Sima Baoan and I both held our breaths and concentrated on it. Did we really wait for the bad guy?

Xiao Si'er pushed a covered trash can into the garden from far to near. Seeing that it wasn't a thief, Sima Baoan jumped out first, and asked Xiao Si'er to hold his head in his hands and lay down on the trash can to wait for inspection. I stopped Sima Security from abusing his power, and asked Xiao Sier why he pushed a trash can? Xiao Si'er has obviously been drinking and is a little confused. Let us get out of the way so as not to prevent him from going backstage to rest. Sima Baoan said that Xiao Si'er sneaked back in the middle of the night, acting suspiciously, maybe he was an accomplice who punctured the tire.

I know that Xiao Si'er usually doesn't drink alcohol, so I don't know what happy event happened today, after drinking like this, he even picked up a big trash can and came back. Seeing that the way back to the backstage was blocked, Xiao Sier pushed the big trash can and went out again angrily, saying that he would not be allowed to live in the garden, so he went back to Daxing. I quickly grabbed Xiao Si'er and asked him to explain clearly before leaving. If I couldn't explain clearly, I would immediately report to the master.Sima Baoan thinks that Xiao Sier is suspected of stealing and selling trash cans, and plans to call the hotline of the police station. Xiao Si'er said it was a long story, today he got a new job with Shaobing and won a lot of applause, and went to drink some wine when he was happy after the show. I didn't care about Xiao Si'er drinking with Shaobing, so I asked him what he was doing with a trash can, and where did the Shaobing go? Xiao Sier was still chattering, and vowed not to drink with sesame seed cakes again. The sesame seed cakes were immeasurable and immoral, and he didn’t bring money when he went to drink, and fell asleep when he drank too much.I have no money to take a taxi when I go out, so I have to walk back. The biscuits are heavy and I can’t hold them up. Fortunately, there is a recycling station next to the restaurant, and a batch of new trash cans have just been shipped... Xiao Sier opened the lid of the trash can, and I took a look. Shaobing was sitting in the trash can holding a wine bottle, muttering: "I don't have any money, ask him to pay the bill, he has a mobile phone." Sima Baoan and I pulled out the biscuits and sent them back to the backstage together with Sier.Settling down the two little drunks, it's almost four o'clock, I guess the villain with the tire puncture will not show up today, I asked Sima Baoan to watch for a while, Sima Baoan asked me to hold on for a while, we trust each other, and just sleep together up. In the morning, I reported the situation to the master. There were two good news and two bad news. Which one would the master want to hear? The master chooses to hear the bad news first. I guess Master's blood sugar won't be too high in the morning, and he should be able to bear it. The first bad news is that your car has been stolen. The master's mood and blood pressure were high together: "What are you talking about, didn't you let you watch it? Did you call the police? My car is new..." I hurriedly threw out good news that the master's car was recovered by the police. The master hurriedly asked Q7 how to get it back. I have to give another bad news. The bad guy wanted to puncture the tire, but later found the car key was hanging on the car, so he just drove off, but just happened to run into a patrol car. The thief got nervous and crashed the car into a tree. up. The master's blood pressure has reached the level of "calling Xiaofan": "Ah! My car, you two have neglected your duties, you...how come the car keys are in the car?" "Report to master, it's too cold, we decided to squat in the car, you always teach us, the most dangerous place is the safest, cross talk is good if no one is happy." The master drank two bottles of iced Huoxiang Zhengqi before he calmed down, and asked why Sima Baobao and I were not taken away by the car thief. A white lie is not harmful to me. I didn’t say that Security Sima sneaked back to the reception room. Q7. There is also good news, I have to tell the master that although the nose of the car was hit, all four tires are intact. Sima Security has been fired, and I will take over for the time being.