Chapter 22 The twenty-first plan for the golden cicada to escape its shell

As the festival approaches, the master gets busier. Even if the show is full, there are still many things to do.If you are entertained, you will make money in harmony, but if you are not entertained, you will have to tie the knot. When there is nothing to do, you will pick trouble, and when there is an accident, you will make trouble. This day, the master was talking to us about work in the background, and Sima Baoan came in to report that Commissioner Na Wei of the Urban Crosstalk Management Committee had brought two foreigners. The master knew very well that although the commissioner's neck was not flexible, he was the one who changed his mind. When he came to visit suddenly, he was either asked to spend money to sponsor the Greater China Backgammon Challenge, or he was caught somewhere to be a guest on the show.This time I brought foreigners here, maybe I want the master to use foreign exchange private money, I definitely can't let that fat man get his way.

The master stepped on tiptoe and twisted his waist and walked out of the back window, asking Yu Qian to resist that one. The commissioner didn't see the master when he entered the backstage, so he asked where Degang was and if he hid in the toilet and couldn't come out. Yu Qian replied that after Degang finished his push-ups, he would go out to make soy sauce. If he was tired from walking, he might open a room to take a shower, so don't wait for the commissioner, and come back after an appointment. The commissioner lamented that Deyun Society would miss the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make a fortune, and turned around and left after speaking.This was very different from his usual behavior, and Uncle Yu Qian was really fooled, so he asked the commissioner to sit down and explain in detail.

The commissioner solemnly recommended the two foreigners he brought with him to everyone. They were Director Julian and Assistant Cao Aman from the Tianqiao Office of Lehman Brothers Bank, both of whom were well-known figures in the financial world. The commissioner deliberately lowered his voice and said that the City Crosstalk Management Committee not only holds shares in Lehman Brothers Bank, but also wants to further cooperate and use the committee's resources to promote Lehman's financial market. I quietly reminded Uncle Yu, isn’t this Lehman Brothers Bank bankrupt?These two resounding ones, didn't they come because they were so poor?

Seeing Uncle Yu and I muttering, the commissioner guessed ninety-nine out of ten, and continued to shake it. Lehman Brothers Bank is an aircraft carrier-level enterprise. Uncle Yu asked, I don't know what the purpose of rowing the golden raft to the garden is, we are running a small business, and we can't get on the flagship. The commissioner criticized Yu Qian for his lack of courage, and wanted to back down before he understood the project.Director Julian on the side spoke at the right time, saying that for your garden, this project only has benefits and no risks, and does not require any investment.

Yu Qian felt much relieved when he heard that there was no need to invest. Director Zhu's Chinese language is very neat: I know that UnionPay and VISA are not fully integrated. Many Chinese people find it inconvenient to go abroad for consumption, and the exchange rate changes too much, so it is difficult to calculate.In fact, many foreigners also find it inconvenient to come to China, and many places still cannot accept credit cards, such as your garden.Therefore, our bank launched a new set of VTM machines, which can use VIVA cards and are compatible with transportation cards, so that all consumption problems can be easily solved.

Yu Qian didn't know what relationship this VTM machine had with Yuanzi.Assistant Cao Aman further explained that new things have a process of acceptance. Your garden has a large traffic flow and good reputation. We want to install a VTM machine in the garden. Please try it out for you and the audience for a month. We will be responsible for the installation and commissioning. Just a block of places. Yu Qian said that this matter had to be discussed with the head teacher.If the commissioner doesn’t do it, he has to study everything, which is inefficient. The committee has already agreed to this matter. If you agree, you have to agree, or if you don’t agree, you have to agree, otherwise the committee will suspend your qualification to register as a new comedian next year.

Our training class is still open. If registration is not allowed, the registration fee and book fee will be refunded. How can this be tolerated.Uncle Yu had no choice but to agree for the head teacher. The commissioner needed raw and cooked rice to be at ease. While asking Yu Qian to arrange meals, he asked Cao A to tell his assistant to quickly bring the construction team to install the machine. Although this VTM machine is not big, it is necessary to build a hut to store money and spare parts.Seeing that Assistant Cao moved a wire bed into the hut, Yu Qian hurriedly asked what happened.Director Zhu said that the VTM machine is the property of Lehman Bank, and according to the company regulations, special personnel should be sent to accompany it 24 hours a day, which means that Assistant Cao will also be stationed in the garden for a month.

A VTM circle went to the area of ​​two tables in the garden, and Yu Qian discussed with the commissioner whether he could charge some venue fees. The commissioner warned Yu Qian not to lose big because of small things. The free door-to-door service of a big international bank is hard to find with a lantern. There is no reason to collect land rent. Even if the money is collected, it is also the committee's income, and it is not Yuanzi's turn to consider it. After the commissioner left after eating and drinking, I called the master. He came back and saw a huge VTM machine in the garden. He was so angry that he knocked on the screen of the VTM machine and complained that the uncle had fallen into the trap of the fat man. .

The master was knocking, Assistant Cao came out from the cabin behind the VTM, pointed out the precautions on the VTM machine to the master, and went back to sleep again. The notices posted on Lehman Bank’s VTM machine are all in English. The master called Li Gen to translate and see the translation.Only then did I realize that it was not an ATM that was put in, but a mine. The core content of Lehman’s precautions is very simple. The company provides the machine free of charge, but the temporary storage unit is responsible for the safety of the machine. Any damage or damage will be compensated by the temporary storage unit.There is also a price list below the notices. Every component on the VTM machine is a top luxury.

The master thinks that this VTM machine can only be viewed from a distance and cannot be touched.The post of Sima Security was transferred from the gate to the garden, where he specially guarded the VTM machine and Lehman's Assistant Cao. The master suspected that he was hiding in the hut with an attempt to secretly film the performance. Sima Baoan could prevent the audience from trying out the VTM machine, but he couldn't stop his own people. Shaobing wants to buy a set of "Crayon Shin-chan", so he needs to use his card to cash out.Sima Baoan wanted to stop him, but Shaobing had a lot of experience, so he would not listen, so he stuffed the card into the VTM machine.

After putting the card in, Shaobing remembered that there is no password for this card, do you have to enter six zeros? The VTM machine gave the answer, put the card in, and spit out the 200 yuan.The balance of Shaobing's one-card card is less than 100 when it is exhausted. Is it possible to get one and get one free at the ATM. Shaobing took out the one-card card and put it in again to try, without any operation, the two hundred yuan was spit out again. The VTM machine has become a cornucopia in the eyes of Shaobing, and they are going to move a stool to sit down and collect money.Sima Baoan ran to report to the master. When the master arrived, Shaobing had already grabbed a stack of money, and he was so excited that his face was more rosy than a hundred-yuan bill. The master ordered Shaobing, put his hands on his head, and was not allowed to touch the VTM machine again.Then ask him how much money he has withdrawn. Shaobing said, it's a pity that only 200 yuan is paid out once, which is almost less than 10,000 yuan. The master asked Xiao Sier to bring the luggage of the sesame seed cakes, and asked me to replace all the performances with sesame seed cakes this month. There is no such person in the organization. Shaobing knew that it was a mess, and looked at the master eagerly. The master speaks earnestly, turn around and ask the master to serve you a bowl of egg and tomato noodles, and you can surrender yourself.The money of this VTM machine is not taken casually. If it gives you less money, it is a device failure. If you take more money from it, it is theft; ; You put in the card, but it remembers that it was out of the warehouse and forgot to pay. You have to watch on the spot, and when it is not guaranteed, it suddenly spits out. If you can’t get it out, you can only go to ask someone to reconcile the account. It may be able to repay you within a month; if you have low funds in the card, it can charge you a small account management fee, and if there is no money in the machine, it will tell you that there is insufficient cash, and you have not withdrawn even if you have a big emergency. The biscuits don't cause trouble on the ground, but they cause trouble in the sky. They stole cash from Lehman Bank. I don't know if they will be extradited to the United States. When Shaobing heard that the consequences were so serious, Wu Lei burst into tears and wept one after another, but no one could save Shaobing. The chaos outside alarmed Assistant Cao who was looking at the machine.He came out to ask about the situation, and said that it is not necessary to send the biscuits to the police station, as long as we double compensate the loss of the VTM machine, we don't have to pursue it. The master immediately bid 20,000 yuan and asked Assistant Cao to swear to God that the matter was over. Assistant Cao patted his chest, how could a large international company backtrack. 20,000 yuan saved Shaobing. Although it was enough for him to pay for a while, freedom was precious. Assistant Cao put the money withdrawn from the biscuits back into the VTM machine. Half of the remaining money was counted as the profit of Lehman Brothers Bank's Tianqiao office, and half was given to himself as a bonus for handling emergencies.Of course, he didn't forget to call the company's headquarters, and reported that he had discovered a major security loophole in the VTM machine, and calculated that the headquarters would give him a reward. Assistant Cao went back to the hut to count the money. Li Gen translated the content of his call with Lehman headquarters to the master. To blast away this vile VTM machine as soon as possible, Assistant Cao must first be let go, which is easy.The master arranged for these few days to practice kung fu and nothing else, just to practice the board, and the little cranes took the new students around the VTM cabin to do things when they had nothing to do. Allegretto is accompanied by good lyrics, just listen to the board, and there is no flower board, it will be annoying after a while.Assistant Cao spent the whole day, but couldn't fall asleep while listening to the board at night.Mei Zhe drank half a bottle of brandy and fell asleep. In his dream, he either worshiped God or asked for a lottery from Mary. The next day, Assistant Cao came to see the master and said that we had violated his right to rest by making noise.The master doesn't bother to talk to him, he can practice whatever he wants in his own garden, it's none of your business. Seeing that he was too tough, Assistant Cao put on a smiling face and treated everyone to a feast of Maxim. Cannibal is short-mouthed, the master is not good to toss him anymore, let the little cranes stop practicing the board, and start singing the lyrics of Taiping at two o'clock in the middle of the night. Assistant Cao was awakened by "Beat the Yellow Wolf" at night, thinking that he was listening to the choir in the church, crossed half the night, and ran back to the Tianqiao office before dawn to apply for leave from Julian. Cao A ran away without telling the truth, and Director Zhu went out in person. It is estimated that Lehman Company has deployed this VTM machine in the entire Tianqiao area, so we have to be optimistic. Director Zhu is more knowledgeable than Assistant Cao, and he is actually immune to Banzi and Taiping lyrics.This forced the master to use his trump card to organize a rehearsal of the big play "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" in the middle of the night. Director Zhu was happy to watch the excitement, and poked his head out of the hut to see Qiuxiang, but he went face to face with Chunxiang played by Liu Yuan, thinking that he saw Satan with heavy makeup, and immediately felt angry. Director Zhu feels that living in the garden at night is like a nightmare. Comparing responsibilities with health, not earning money is a small thing, and having no blessings to spend is a big deal. There is no one to accompany the VTM machine, but it is still placed in the garden to take up space.The master struck while the iron was hot and asked Li Gen to pretend to be Julian and send a fax to Lehman headquarters using the direct dial phone in the VTM cabin. Within 24 hours, the headquarters of Lehman Brothers Bank sent people to take back the VTM machine, and canceled the office in Tianqiao. As a reward, Director Julian and Assistant Cao Aman were transferred to Iraq. The fax reads: After investigation, the Tianqiao office decided to hire Deyun as the image spokesperson for VTM Greater China on behalf of Lehman Brothers Bank. The signing ceremony and press conference will be held on March 15. , and it will be broadcast live on the global network of T2TV. Foreigners are actually very superstitious, and always feel that there is fraud in it. It is better to fail to open the market and not get orders than to withdraw from the shelves.