Chapter 26 The Twenty-fifth Strategies

An old doctor of traditional Chinese medicine told the master that people should not act against the sky, sleep when they sleep, sleep when they sleep, and wake up when they wake up, this is the way to maintain health.Master gets up at 9 o'clock now, which is not easy for people who are used to staying up late.The advantage of getting up early is that people have more energy, and the organization also increases the breakfast supply, so the master has a good way of keeping in good health. The temperament of the master is that if he likes something, he will devote himself to research.I don’t have time to listen to the lectures of hundreds of schools, so I hold the books on health preservation and study carefully every day, and there is a Barbie doll beside me to compare the meridians at any time.The master read his interest from the book, and also thought about becoming a private doctor.

Jin Zi caught a cold, dizzy and had a sore throat, persisted for two days and felt that he couldn't do it, so he went to the master to ask for leave to go to the hospital.The master is reading the chapter "Removing Fire and Disinfecting", and the gold will be delivered to the door. It is better to come early than to come.The master grasped Jin Zi's wrist and felt his pulse, and asked him to open his mouth wide to check his tongue coating.The master admonishes Jin Zi in a serious manner, eat less leek stuffed dumplings when the gap between the teeth is too large, and don’t wear a watch with a battery, or a mechanically wound watch that can be heard clearly.

Regarding Jin Zi's condition, the master thought that a cold is a typical symptom of visceral dysfunction, excessive mental stimulation, irregular life, weakness and fire.You must know that there are all kinds of patients in the hospital, and the risk of being exposed to various bacteria is even greater. When you go there, you have to queue up for registration and check with various instruments. Spending money and not checking anything, I am afraid that the doctor's diagnosis will have no basis. After this procedure, even good people will find it hard, let alone patients.Of course, the doctor will prescribe the right medicine for you, but the headache still doesn’t feel better, you have to get an injection in the butt first, to let you know that you can’t treat the head for a headache, and treat the foot for a pain in the foot. It's even more painful when it comes to Nurse Gangsi. The little girl will deliberately slow down the speed of pressing the needle tube, so as to make time for you to sign more autographs.

Jin Jin felt that the master's description was scary, so he immediately gave up the idea of ​​going to the hospital, and planned to go to the pharmacy to buy cold medicine directly. The theory that the master is learning and selling now is: the medicine is 30% poisonous, and it cures the headache. Maybe it hurts the stomach. Using the medicine to cure the disease is like washing a car with soapy water. Or mobilize your own potential to drive away the cold virus. The master followed the lead and prescribed a prescription for Jin Zi.Fearing that Jinzi would cut corners and not obey the teacher's instructions, he called Yuntian and me to supervise the whole process and report the treatment effect at any time.

Yuntian and I strictly implemented the master's treatment plan for Jinzi.First, I took him to a restaurant and ordered the super spicy Chongqing hot pot to force him to eat. The purpose was to make him sweat more and detoxify more.Gold has no appetite at all, but it’s impossible not to eat it. The master said that if he resists the treatment, the heating bill will be deducted. In addition, the price of this meal must be paid for by gold. Jin Jin's complexion quickly became compatible with the blood tofu in the hot pot. Yun Tian and I watched coldly while drinking iced sour plum soup. Jin Jin wanted to have a cup for himself, but we insisted to stop it.Gold needs to be drained of fire, not oil.The hot pot is steaming, the spicy chicken is in the stomach, and Jin Zi is sweating profusely. It is estimated that he has taken too much chili.Jinzi couldn’t drink cold drinks, so he begged us to allow him to eat two raw cucumbers, which was not too much. When the crispy raw cucumbers came up, Yuntian intercepted them, rolled them eighteen times in a basin containing chili powder, and forced them to A green cucumber disguised as a carrot.Seeing that Jin Jin's tears were also red, we felt that the diet therapy was in place, let Jin Jin settle the bill, and dragged him back home.

After entering the house, Jin Jin fell asleep, but we had to complete the treatment procedure.He was stripped naked and thrown into the bathroom to take a shower. He couldn't wait to turn on the water heater. The stimulation of cold water stimulated the cardiopulmonary function the most. Jin Zi protested loudly at first, but after half a minute of flushing, he resigned himself to it. After the cold water bath, Yuntian and I started to clean the QQ car, and wiped off Jinzi with a towel. It is not easy to be brothers, but Jinzi gritted his teeth and didn't even say "thank you". Hide yourself.

There is still a very important step in the master's treatment plan. I took out the big bottle of Erguotou I bought from the restaurant and opened it. Yun Tian held down Jin Zi who was trying to escape, and I poured a bottle of wine on Jin Zi.Yun Tian asked me if I need to dry the wine for Jin Zi, I think the master didn't tell me, besides, the alcohol should be absorbed more. We stuffed Jin Jin, who smelled of alcohol, into the bed, and warned him not to stretch his arms and legs, but to rest in peace.According to the master's theory, the gold has been exposed to fire, stimulated by cold water, and wiped with alcohol. At this time, it is time to sweat and force out the dampness. The sickness will evaporate with the alcohol.

Two hours later, the master called to ask if Jin Zi had recovered from all his illnesses and was alive and well.Yun Tian looked at and replied to the master, Jin Zi was like a drunk cat.It should be no problem for the master to let Jin Jin get out of bed and walk around. I said the problem is that Jin Jin can’t seem to get out of bed. We were waiting for the master's next treatment instructions, and heard the sound of flipping books on the phone. After a while, the master told us that we should not go to the Jinzi Deficiency Hospital, and call 999 to ask the doctor to come to serve us.

After Jin Zi recovered from his illness, he was highly sensitive to chili pepper and Erguotou, and he trembled when he heard these two things, which was probably the sequelae of the master's treatment plan. In fact, wine is still a good thing, especially wedding wine.Less help to maintain manners at the wedding and not to drink too much.After getting married, the garden resumed work, and the brothers celebrated together. This time, they had to drink. In addition, there was no daughter-in-law to take care of them, and the rare toasts were so generous. After drinking, the waiter served a pot of hot and sour soup The young gang thought it was a big bowl to congratulate, so we had to take it with both hands. We were afraid that he would burn to death and quickly snatched it away. The young gang was still dissatisfied and said that the wine should be drunk while it is hot.

This spirited Li drunk cat is much more terrifying than the powerless golden drunk cat. Others sing when they drink too much, and it’s fine if they drink one or two songs. Journey to the West, but I couldn't remember the words, so I just kept going back and forth with the two sentences "Pig Bajie vs. Monkey King, Monkey King vs. Pig Bajie".After drinking another cup, Shaobang added his figure to the libretto, learned how to hold the top of a mountain with a nail and rake, imitated a golden cudgel to hold fire to the sky, but the result was too much movement, he lost his balance and fell to the ground, and his mouth was still not idle. fight.

Seeing that the young gang is drunk like this, everyone messed up, Dada wants to pour vinegar on the young gang, Yue Shuai wants to wipe the young gang with ice cubes, Gao Feng plans to soak the towel with freshly boiled water and apply hot compresses to the young gang, Li Gen felt that pricking his ass with a toothpick could prove whether Shaobang was really drunk or pretending to be drunk.At this time, the master rushed over after receiving the letter from me. He first complained that we shouldn't indulge in drunkenness, and then sneered at our various measures to relieve alcohol.The master said that the drunk person's mind is lost, and the doctor's appearance does not heal the heart, and it will not work. We waited for the master to come up with some brilliant tricks, and the master picked up the phone and notified Mrs. Li to come and observe the copycat Allegro.Hearing that sister Avalokitesvara was coming, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie both fled, and the young gang also returned to sit on the chair. Since the master studied medical skills, we tried to minimize the chances of reporting to the master face to face, so as to avoid being seen by him as dark, and to prescribe prescriptions such as black-bone chicken and white phoenix, angelica extract, and Fenglun hemostatic tablets. It is a small waste of money. It is great to ruin the body and change the temperament. Only Dana is still inseparable from his master.His hobbies closely followed his master, who sang clappers, and he learned to criticize operas. When he saw his master studying medical skills, Dana resolutely followed suit and went to the bookstall on the street to buy medical books.Dana asked what is the best book on self-taught medicine, and the book seller recommended it to him.Dana flipped through it, and felt that the content of the book was novel and highly operable, but the title was a bit eye-catching, so she decided to come back and wrap a book cover.Dana looked around in the background, found an old publicity paper and cut it out, and wrapped up the medical books he bought. Dana is more devoted to reading than the master. The master reads in leisure time, but Dana reads with nothing in mind.Dana believes that to study medicine, one must gain experience, but the patients were scared away by the master, so he had to experiment by himself. Dana analyzes her own health status according to the book every day, which really feels good.It's just that the aunt who cleaned the toilets in the garden was quite dissatisfied. She couldn't bear it and went to complain to the cast leader, asking to improve the civilized quality of individual actors. The master was surprised when he heard this, and called Dana to testify, asking him why he didn't flush after going to the toilet. Dana said that if he flushed it, he would not be able to treat himself. The master was confused, so Dana told about the medical books he had bought to study. The master was very pleased that the apprentice had also embarked on the Hua Tuo road, and asked Dana to get the books quickly. Dana presented the book with the cover to the master respectfully. The master flipped through the contents and looked at the cover again. He became angry for no reason, and punished Dana for helping Aunt Cleaning clean the garden for a month, and prohibited him from learning heresy ways. What Dana bought was the "Stool Book" (a high-tech method for judging the operation of the warehouse based on the quality of the goods delivered from the warehouse, which reflects the profoundness of Japanese medicine). By the way, if the master is sick, he should go to the hospital, and if he drinks a bag of cold granules, he should also ask the doctor for an infusion. This is also normal. Paul, the top international hairdresser, can't cut his own haircut either.