Chapter 15 The Fourteenth Tactic

A certain unit felt that the folk name of its new building "big underpants" was indecent, and was offering a reward internally to collect a nice and loud official title.Before that, Shaobing always thought that the name was just a code name, and it was fine if it was easy to write, not to mention it was a nickname. Those named Dana were not necessarily big, not all those named Jingjing were little girls, and those named Jinjin were not always Money, even those named Xiao Sier don't like to copy things.Of course, there are also those who look exactly the same, who look like they deserve to be beaten. They deserve their name, A-Bian, and they can't escape the lawsuit.

As for this building, a tailor knows how to cut pants, enlarge it hundreds of times, replace the needle and thread with steel bars, and it still looks like pants when it comes out, as if the front and rear trousers are not aligned. After all, it is a landmark building. " "Big underpants" sounds uncomfortable, not to mention working and living in it every day, if you want to breathe, you will feel like you are going to be naked. The nickname Shaobing is not the same. The name is easy-going but easily misunderstood. In spring, after the biscuits were gone, he was in a good mood and planned to go roller skating all the way home, but was stopped by the police patrolling in the middle of the night, who suspected him of stealing bags in the middle of the night.The policeman asked him what his name was, and he said it was called Shaobing. The police deepened his suspicions and asked him to tell the truth. He said Zhu Yunfeng. The police checked the ID number provided by Shaobing on the Internet. Decided to take the biscuits back to the institute for review.The master went to the police station to pick up the biscuits, and explained to the police for an hour before straightening out the relationship between his nickname, stage name, and real name.

In summer, we went to Beidaihe to play. When we wanted to take a group photo, I saw Shaobing still picking up shells in the distance. I yelled: "Shaobing, come here, we are all waiting."As a result, sellers of sesame seed cakes, pancakes, and donkey meat all rushed over, asking us to choose freshly cooked food, and buying more can be cheaper. In autumn, when others treat guests, they eat Western-style meal-sharing system. The side dishes and main dishes are the same. Everyone orders their own main dishes. Dana takes the lead and doesn’t pick the taste, just pay attention to the price. Seedlings looked familiar but couldn’t be named, so I had to ask, “Sir, are you…” Seedlings was getting up to go to the bathroom, and left after saying “Successfuls”, I don’t think the waiter wanted to ask what they eat, not him what is it call?So everyone ate the best salmon and super large arctic shrimp.Only the biscuits are Italian biscuits or French bread. Thanks to the chef of this four-star western restaurant who did not forget the skill of selling breakfast in the early years, he satisfied the strange customer of biscuits and did not smash the restaurant "whatever you order" brand.

In winter, Shaobing’s task is to walk the dog for the master, because the master’s husky dog ​​is big, and only walking in the morning and evening will not disturb passers-by.Shaobing is young and sleepy, but he has a good ear. As long as the master shouts "Shaobing", he will immediately get up and lead the dog on a tour.That day, Shaobing felt sleepy and went to bed early. She was sleeping soundly. Suddenly, she heard the sound of "Seeding cake", got up in a daze, and forcibly dragged the husky, who was also unwilling to move, out of the nest and out of the hospital for a walk.The night is dark and the wind is high and there are no people. The more you walk, the colder you become, the more you are afraid. Shaobing is pulling the dog to go back. Suddenly, a figure flashes by the side of the road. The thief who stole the green onions from the neighbor's house.The police station praised Shaobing’s voluntary security patrol at two o’clock in the morning, and even hung a sign of “Public Security Demonstration Household” on the master’s house.But the fact is that that night, the "four little clouds" (Yue Yunpeng, Chong Tianming, Zhao Yunxia, ​​Li Yunjie) stayed at the master's house and did not leave. They played mahjong together. I came to watch the battle, and I was very angry to see Yunpeng firing cannons continuously. This is very inconsistent with the concept of "I can't say it well, but you don't want to say it quickly" advocated by the Urban Crosstalk Management Committee. Seeing that Yue Shuai is about to pick up the "six articles" to order Yunxia from the previous family, his master quietly poked him, Yue Shuai knowingly put down the "six" and replaced it with "50,000". He kicked Yue Shuai.Yue Shuai was dizzy from losing at first, and he even hit the master's secret move, and he lost his mind, so he directly asked the master which card to play instead of "50,000". To train the child to be ignorant, he picked up a "one tube" for Yunpeng in a fit of anger, yelled "Saobing" and punched it out.Over there, Shaobing who lived next door got up to walk the dog in a daze when he heard him being called.Here, the master ordered seven pairs of Chong Tian Ming's all-in-one luxurious "sesame cakes".The sesame seed over there kept the party safe by mistake.

After such a hasty year, Shaobing decided to solicit new nicknames within the organization, hoping to be atmospheric and far away from traditional snacks.Because the nickname of Shaobing was given by the master, changing it completely would make the master unhappy. Shaobing requires that the new nickname must keep at least one word from "burn" and "bing". What Gao Feng thinks of is "Shao Mai", and I think "Roasted Goose" is good. What Mr. Wen Shan proposed is "Shaojiu" or "Shaoguo". Goose..." The series completely negates it.But if you keep the word cake, you will go out of the kitchen and into the pastry shop, moon cakes, pancakes, pancakes or biscuits.It seems that sesame seed cakes can't jump out of the catering street anyway.

Shaobing happened to find a fashion magazine in Li Shaobang's bookcase, and found that many celebrities wear "smoky makeup". The dark circles under the eyes that were smoked were no different from those that were wiped out with charcoal. Shaobing immediately chose "charcoal burning" as its new nickname for walking in the rivers and lakes.Speaking of it, "smoky makeup" is also a part of the Korean wave. The Korean economy collapsed, but Korean girls like post-processing. If they have no money, they can't do beauty or plastic surgery. They can only turn the charcoal ashes in Korean barbecues into treasures. , so it makes sense to say that "smoky makeup" is due to charcoal burning.Shaobing didn't bother to research, anyway, the words that appear in "Men's Clothes" are better than those that appear on the menu.

Yunfeng announced the "charcoal burning" to the world, and Mr. Wenshun was the first to express his affirmation. "Young people must have a goal. It's good to learn from Zhang Side. For the benefit of the people, even if you work hard, you must burn the charcoal well!" Uncle Yu Qian has some doubts about "charcoal burning". Foreign things may not be suitable for China. We in Beijing are dealing with pollution and improving the environment. Even the roast duck does not use fruit wood to use natural gas. Burning charcoal is a bit retrograde, and there is also gas poisoning. dangerous and should not be advocated.

The master is firmly opposed to the new nickname, what kind of charcoal to burn, the garden is made of wood, and the backstage is either a tent or an outfit. What to do if there is a fire, and open flames must not be used. The plan to use "Charcoal Burning" as a nickname for the biscuits was aborted, and he seemed unhappy. I advised him that the master would not allow you to replace them. You can combine them. For example, you can write "Charcoal Burning Biscuits" on the wooden sign and add a modifier. There is no objection, and it has the elegance of "charcoal coffee".

I used the "charcoal-burned sesame cake" for a few days, and my mouth and tongue were sore because of the false fire. I drank ten bottles of Huoxiang Zhengqi, but it didn't help. .Since then, Shaobing has never thought of changing its name.