Chapter 14 The Thirteenth Tactic

An official of the City Crosstalk Management Committee, who did not want to be named, told Shifu that the committee is considering transforming the Tianqiao Garden into the Crosstalk World Trade Center to form a golden chain for the cultural industry.Originally, the master had a plan to expand the garden, but he suffered from lack of funds. If the committee is willing to invest, it is of course welcome. The mysterious official told the master to come up with a cross talk World Trade Center scheme design as soon as possible, so as not to be preempted by those who sing drums or perform shadow puppets.The master immediately convened a special meeting, closed the door and let us get the plan.

Dana was worried about the lack of heating in the newly rented house, so he proposed that the cross talk World Trade Center should first have a comfortable environment, and change the situation that the garden is ventilated and not soundproof, and it is hot in summer and cool in winter.To allow the audience to enjoy the cross talk comfortably, a water city for cross talk should be built. There are surf bathtubs in the boxes. Generally, the audience will soak in the pond, or six people per pool. Putting the teapot in the water will not let the audience drink herbal tea, which can reduce the The probability that the audience will go to the bathroom midway.The master doubts that there is geothermal heat in Changping, so where can the hot springs come from Tianqiao?Dana said that the reclaimed water pipeline has already been connected, and it is enough to install a large boiler, and the cost will be recorded on the audience, and the coal burning fee will be levied.

Li Shaobang was firmly opposed to Crosstalk World Trade Center's plan to focus on bathing. The two people on stage wore tight robes and gowns, and the hundreds of people below the stage wore swimsuits and trunks, which would greatly divert the attention of the actors.Moreover, for two or three hours of a cross talk conference, the audience has been soaking in the air. Dana explained that actors can wear sunglasses on stage, out of sight and out of mind.If you are worried about the physical strength of the audience, Yuanzi can form a partnership with Liangzi.See which guy who can't hold on in the pool calls Liangzi to carry him away for a massage, and the audience can enjoy both physically and mentally.More importantly, Crosstalk Water City can expand its business scope and form a brand effect.You can see that the water city of Changping first found out the man in the Dream of Red Mansions, and then the descendants of the dragon.In this water city of cross talk, we can also engage in activities and choose urban wanderers.

When I heard Dana talk about expanding the scope of business, I was taken aback, and remembered the jokes told by the police when the master opened the "Da Huyou Charter Shop". The police went to the bathing center to check the room, and the lady answered cautiously. Cop: "What project do you have?" Miss: "It's head massage and foot massage, all of which are regular services." Police: "Then how can someone complain that you have sex business, and the business is still so good, how do you operate these two items?" Miss: "Below the neck is the sole of the foot, and above the knee is the head."

The master rejected Dana's idea, mainly because of the fact that every performance has audiences blocking the backstage entrance to sign and take photos. This means that the audience must be satisfied with their love, but if the audience is wearing bikinis or wrapped in bath towels and blocking the door, the tabloid reporter is very happy. It's crazy. Kaneko believes that a good performance environment is not as good as a good performance quality, as long as the audience is in a happy mood, it doesn't matter if the environment is almost as good.Jin Jin wants to change the current tradition of making a weekly schedule of performances. We will perform whatever the audience wants to hear when they come, so that the audience will feel like God.

Liu Yuntian has doubts, there are hundreds of viewers, it is hard to tell who will count? Only then did Kaneko reveal the core of the plan. Crosstalk World Trade Center adopts full computer operation and implements a real-name system for audiences. As long as they enter the door, there will be an electronic record. Those who make a fuss about digging and throwing tea bowls will be blacklisted, and an additional 2% will be charged next time Hundreds of management fees.Each viewer chooses the program at the door of the Crosstalk World Trade Center, and tells the computer the jokes he wants to hear. The computer automatically forms a statistical table and transmits it to the backstage. The actors then perform according to the list.

Shaobing intervened to ask, the audience decided on the program, but the actors' meeting was limited, if no one ordered "Wu Xun Tu", some students would not have the chance to play. Kaneko has a well-thought-out plan, and the audience can't decide according to their temper. This cross talk World Trade Center has to learn from the sushi conveyor belt, and the price is based on the joke. It is clear at a glance from the price list, and we will definitely do what we can.At the same time, in order to give back to the audience, Crosstalk World Trade Center launched a special crosstalk every week. For example, this week's "Anti-Seven Mouth" discount is only 3 yuan.

Jin Zi’s plan can raise money, but the master thinks it’s not safe to leave it all to the computer. If you blacken your screen every five minutes, it won’t delay your business.If you go to buy genuine ones, the eggs sell for one yuan in the United States, and twenty yuan in China. The production cost has dropped, but the price has increased. It is clear that it is not appropriate to be hacked. The master is also worried that if the audience chooses a special cross talk spot that costs 3 yuan a section, not to mention that they can’t make money, the seven programs in one night are all "Anti-Seven Mouth", and the actors will have to vomit.

Shi Aidong felt that when it was time to speak, he accused Dana and Jinzi of having problems with their thinking, and still remained at the level of serving the audience. The World Trade Center for Crosstalk has been built, so I should focus on improving the status of actors, especially the cast members, and strengthening the seller's market . Mr. Shi wants to change the format of the cross talk conference. Instead of the audience entering the venue and waiting for the actors to take the stage one by one, the actors will sit in their respective performance offices and wait for the audience to line up to come in. , Get the number and wait in line to be summoned. The host only receives five calls in the morning, and the reception time for each call cannot exceed half an hour. The audience is not allowed to make unreasonable requests to return to the show, otherwise the host will pull The alarm called security.More importantly, the audience has to listen to the host when they enter the room. If the host comes to a section of "Business Theory", then you have caught up. If the host is answering the phone to discuss the contract, then you have to wait, and you have to go out after the time You can't blame others.In fact, you are happy when you hear it, and you have to be happy if you don’t hear it. It’s the same as going to the hospital and being checked by all the equipment. If you are sick, you have to pay, and if you are not sick, you have to pay for it.

Registering to listen to cross talk can best reflect the actor's popularity and social status.In order to prevent the audience from getting together and wasting precious actor resources, a few strong and strong guides and security guards were also hired. Those who hesitated when they saw the registration, and those who spoke with an Arabic accent would be dragged to the room of the actors on duty. Starting to record the price, at least the money for the registration inquiry can be collected to ensure the normal operation of the Crosstalk World Trade Center. The master didn't realize that Mr. Shi has the potential to be a doctor, but the registration system is still feasible. Actors can provide one-on-one services to the audience, and by the way, they can order signed products, and prescribe prescriptions to sell dozens of saffron medicines a day. Soaked handkerchiefs are no problem.In addition, the cost of dyeing can also be saved by organizing the lab coat later.

The most supportive of Shi Aidong Xiangsheng Hospital's suggestion is Uncle Wenshun, the old man has the most research on traditional medicine: first, dog skin plaster can keep warm, second, pills are not as good as Sixi's, third, there are no gold bricks in brain gold, and fourth He couldn't live because he ate arsenic. The master asked Doctor Shi to work overtime to write up the plan, and sent it to the City Crosstalk Management Committee for approval, and promised Doctor Shi that if the plan was approved, he would be the security captain of the Crosstalk World Trade Center. Several leaders of the committee were not there. The official who reported the letter received the master and said that because there will be no large-scale international cross talk competitions in the next year and the next year, and it is not yet known who can be the new executive vice chairman of the committee, the construction of the cross talk World Trade Center And the candidate for the head coach of the cross talk national team must be put aside first.The doctor's uniform dream is far away.