Chapter 44 Act 42 Trial of Bush Jr.

The scene is the same as Act 1. God Lee: (Stands up, knocks the gavel) Now announce the opening of the 42nd Court of the "Last Judgment" (sit down).Biography accused the 43rd President of the United States George W. Bush (George W. Bush). (Bush Jr. stands up.) God Lee: You are George W Bush, born in 1946, the 43rd President of the United States.In order to distinguish you from your father, President Bush Sr., people call you Bush Jr., although it is difficult to distinguish between you father and son. Bush: Exactly. God Li: I am willing to try my best to make you feel my fairness. Today's "Last Judgment", when investigating something, I will try my best to find out the source.For example, the "War on Terror" is generally said to be announced by you after "9/11". In fact, it was announced by President Reagan 20 years ago, and you just re-announced it.

Bush Jr.: I feel relieved when God Lee says that.I always thought that of all the presidents of the United States, I was the most guilty. God Li: You are not wrong in your opinion, indeed you are the most guilty. (Laughter.) Bush Jr.: Oh, I thought my father was the one most guilty. (Laughter.) God Lee: (smiling) That's not wrong.Because he gave birth to the 43rd president of the United States. (Laughter.) Bush Jr.: The president of the United States gave birth to another president. There was a precedent as early as Adams and Adams Jr. Bush and Bush Jr. just followed the example.

Adams Jr.: (stands up) Protest! Bush Jr.: (surprised, staring at Jr. Adams) Why are you protesting? Adams Jr.: (ignoring Bush Jr.) God Lee, a simple simulation will lead to inappropriate associations.Our Adams and his sons have a much better image than their Bush and his sons. This has involved innuendo issues. Please God Lee stop him. God Lee: I'll handle it, you sit down. (Little Adams sits down.) Bush Jr.: I'm so strange, I'm well-nourished, why did he say I'm innutrition (malnutrition)? God Li: (smiling) Little Adams used innuendo, which is a legal term, meaning an incidental explanation of defamatory words. He meant that the image of your Bush father and son is too bad. Use them as an imitation of Adams and his son. constitute defamation.

Bush Jr.: Oh, I didn't expect God Li's English to be so good. God Li: I didn't expect your English to be so bad, so bad that you mistook Latin for English and innutrition for innuendo. Bush: Who said that? Caesar is above grammar. (Caesar is above grammar.) God Lee: That's what Frederick the Great said to Voltaire, but Frederick the Great allegedly plagiarized Latin from Emperor Sigismund in 1414. Bush Jr.: Oh my God, Li Zhenxing!I want the President of the United States to take English above grammar. God Li: It seems that international law has been overridden by you, and it is not surprising that you want to override grammar.

Bush: Is it safe to say that I am above international law? God Lee: Do you want a breakdown?From the Kyoto Protocol, to the Germ Weapons Ban, to the Trade in Light Arms Treaty, to the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty, to From the Landmine Ban Treaty to flagrant defiance of the International Criminal Court (ICC)... Do you want me to count them all?No need?In the first year of your presidency alone, you withdrew from 5 international treaties. Can you be a "rogue" like this?This kind of country without international law is really a "Rogue Nation" (Rogue Nation), right?The most fundamental thing is that you blatantly ignore the United Nations. In October 2002, your U.S. Congress approved you to use the U.S. armed forces to defend the security of the United States.The reason is: Iraq has violated 17 resolutions of the UN Security Council requiring the full declaration and destruction of "Weapons of Mass Destruction" (Weapons of Mass Destruction), and it should be taught a lesson.You emphasized that the United States would take military action alone, even without the support of the United Nations.In other words, I'm going to fight Iraq.It does not hesitate to violate the Charter of the United Nations.

Bush: (satisfied) Yes. God Lee: In disregard of the resolutions of the UN Security Council, the United States insisted on sending troops to fight Iraq, which set a very bad example for the world.This is exactly the same as when Japan invaded China, Germany invaded the Czech Republic, and there was no League of Nations.According to the fourth paragraph of Article 2 of the Charter of the United Nations: "Member States shall refrain from the threat or use of force in their international relations..." The prohibition of the use of force is a recognized principle of international law.The military actions of the United States have fundamentally violated the previous provision.The next thing to look at is whether the United States complies with the "exceptional use of force" rule.According to the Charter of the United Nations, there are two exceptions to the use of force, one is self-defense (Article 51 of the Charter); the other is the use of force to maintain collective security under the framework of the United Nations (Articles 39 and 42 of the Charter) .In terms of self-defense, since the "September 11" incident, the United States has taken "preventive self-defense" as the core of its military policy, adopted a "preemptive strike" strategy, and used superior military power to stop the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction, or deal with possible Countries that harbor terrorism to keep America safe.Regardless of the political significance of the policy, basically, "preventive self-defense" cannot be used as a legal basis for the use of force under international law, because Article 51 of the Charter clearly stipulates that the premise of using self-defense is that the country must be "attacked by force".No matter how much Iraq deviates from the norms of international law, it has not directly attacked the United States with force. Therefore, the use of force by the United States against it does not meet the conditions of "self-defense". "Preventive self-defense" does not exist in the UN mechanism, it is included in the "collective security measures under the UN architecture", the Security Council has the power to judge whether "threats to peace" (including future threats) exist (Article 39), Once its existence is judged, under certain conditions, the Security Council can take necessary "military actions" (Article 42), but it is not the turn of the United States to do so.The above analysis is common sense in international law.The American think tank - "Center for Strategic and International Studies" (CSIS)'s post-war research report "The Instant Lessons of the Iraq War" (The Instant Lessons of the Iraq War), pointed out a lot of common sense mistakes in the United States, but forgot to point out The biggest mistake of the United States is to ignore the United Nations.

Bush: Oh. God Lee: Did the United States get the consent of the United Nations to fight Iraq? Bush: No. God Lee: The United States violated the Charter of the United Nations by attacking another country without the consent of the United Nations, right? Bush: Yes. God Lee: The United States is doing this, why? Bush Jr.: Iraq has weapons of mass destruction. God Lee: Did the United States hit Iraq and find weapons of mass destruction? Bush: No. God Lee: How does the United States explain it? Bush Jr.: The intelligence is incorrect. God Lee: The information is incorrect. The United States is to blame, right?

Bush: Yes. God Lee: But the one who was beaten was Iraq. Does that make sense? Bush: At least we helped the Iraqis eliminate Saddam Hussein. God Lee: Who supported Saddam Hussein in Iraq? Bush: (hesitating for a moment) America. God Lee: The United States claims that Iraq has biological weapons. Who provided the materials and technology? Bush Jr.: America. God Lee: When did it start? Bush Jr.: 28 years ago. God Lee: In 1988, Saddam used biological weapons, that is to say, poisoned the Kurds with poison gas. How many people were poisoned to death? Bush Jr.: 5,000 people. God Lee: Did the U.S. Condemn Saddam?

Bush: No. God Lee: The United States helped Saddam Hussein poison people with poison gas. Isn't the United States an accomplice? Bush: Yes. God Lee: In addition to being an accomplice, the United States also works alone. Do you know how many gallons of Agent Orange you used during the Vietnam War? Bush Jr.: 17 million gallons. God Lee: Isn't the real reason for the United States to attack Iraq for oil? Bush Jr.: Someone said so. God Lee: Is Federal Reserve Chairman Greenspan "someone"?Are his words still authoritative? Bush: (Speechless.) God Lee: When you ran for president, hundreds of millions of political donations came from oil and arms dealers, didn't you?

Bush: Yes. God Lee: Are oil dealers and arms dealers privately owned or state-owned? Bush Jr.: Private. God Li: Is private money paid for the war? Bush Jr.: The state pays for it. God Lee: Isn't it paid by taxpayers? Bush Jr.: Taxpayers pay for it. God Lee: Who killed someone?Arms dealers and oil dealers? Bush Jr.: It's the American people. God Lee: To fight Iraq is the United States blatantly robbing the Arabs of oil, which is considered a national interest.But let's not forget that under the guise of national interests, there are specific private interests.Soros (George Soros) told the world, he said (taking out a piece of paper):

(Nixon said to Ford in a low voice: God, how come there are so many copies of Lee, so fast as if he was juggling? Ford replied in a low voice: Once the Xerox copier was invented, our Presidency died— —As soon as the copy machine is invented, our president is finished. Nixon sighs: To me, the tape recorder is the same.) Supports the expansion of U.S. military spending, many of whom have ties to defense and the oil industry.For example, Richard Perle, who chairs the Department of Defense's Defense Policy Council without pay, earns a fortune as a consultant to companies.Before becoming vice president, Cheney was the president of Halliburton; Halliburton's lucrative contract in Iraq is well known. I want to remind one thing, you Bush family, but two generations of big oil businessmen.You yourself are the hottest "oilman". Bush Jr.: On the third day after the "911" incident, on September 14, 2001, the Senate and the House of Representatives voted on a resolution authorizing the President to "use all necessary and appropriate force" to respond to terrorist attacks.It passed by a vote of 98 to 0 in the Senate and 420 to 1 in the House.In a poll conducted September 20-23, 2001, 92% of the population supported military action against those responsible for any terrorist attack.That is to say, it is almost unanimous in the United States to authorize Bush Jr. to use full power.In other words, it is the whole of the United States calling for war, not just arms dealers and oil dealers. God Li: The whole country calls for war, but a few people, especially businessmen, benefit. Bush: Oh. God Lee: How much is the world's annual military expenditure? Bush Jr.: $900 billion. God Lee: How much of it is the United States? Bush Jr.: 50%. God Lee: How much of the world's population is the United States? Bush Jr.: 6%. God Lee: With 6% of the world's population, 50% of the world's money is spent on wars. Is this ratio correct? Bush: The United States is a powerful country, and it has responsibilities to the whole world. God Lee: Do you know that according to the United Nations, what percentage of the money the United States spends on wars can be used to supply the whole world? Bush Jr.: I don't know. God Li: As long as 10% is withdrawn, more than 40 billion US dollars can allow people all over the world to live a basic life, and this more than 40 billion US dollars is exactly what your United States spent on fighting Afghanistan. Bush: But we want to fight terrorism, we want to catch Osama bin Laden. God Lee: Has bin Laden been caught? Bush: No. God Lee: Who Supported Osama Bin Laden in Afghanistan? Bush: (hesitating for a moment) America. God Lee: But the one who was beaten was Afghanistan. Does that make sense? Bush Jr.: We, the United States, are cornered, and we have no other way. God Lee: Corner?Those who were beaten by you were cornered. Who did the Afghans provoke?If your own country is beaten like this, do you hate it? Bush Jr.: Hate. God Lee: Now you understand why people hate you. How many innocent civilians died in the 1991 Gulf War? Bush Jr.: I don't know. God Lee: 35,000 people. Bush: Oh. God Li: 35,000 civilians are dead, it's not their turn to hate you, but those who are not dead will hate you.And the soldiers, how many Iraqi soldiers did you bury alive with plow tanks during the Gulf War? Bush Jr.: I don't know. God Lee: 6,000 people. Bush: Oh. God Li: The 6,000 soldiers will be dead. It's not their turn to hate you, but if they are not dead, they will hate you. Bush Jr.: Hate forgets. God Lee: But the 40 tons of uranium bombs left behind will not. According to the United Nations, the cancer incidence rate of Iraqis has increased by 700%. Bush Jr.: This is a war. In the Gulf War, Iraq also caused the deaths of multinational forces. God Lee: Do you know the number of deaths? Bush Jr.: I want to check. God Lee: I have checked it for you, please see this number. (Show a piece of paper with a big "0" on it.) Bush: Oh, zero. God Lee: The United States announced that how much Iraqi combat power was destroyed by the Gulf War? Bush Jr.: 80%. God Lee: Since 1991, has Iraq invaded others with the remaining 20%? Bush: No. God Lee: This proves that Iraq hasn't been so Iraqi since 1991, doesn't it?Why do you still hit it? Bush: Because, according to intelligence, Iraq has "weapons of mass destruction." God Lee: Now your intelligence is proven wrong, isn't it? Bush: At least we helped the Iraqis eliminate Saddam Hussein. God Lee: Do you want to recall the numbers that your Ministry of Defense admitted?Your Ministry of Defense admitted that in 2002-2003 alone, 10,000 Iraqi civilians died.Before these 10,000 people thank you for destroying Saddam, who should they thank first? Bush Jr.: War inevitably hurts the innocent. God Lee: Then why do you condemn "911"?The loudest tone of denunciation was: "You Arabs, you hurt us innocent." Bush Jr.: Shouldn't there be condemnation for hurting innocent people? God Lee: Mr. Bush Jr., am I not condemning you? Bush Jr.: Does denunciation need an endorsement? God Lee: When you know that among the 10,000 Iraqis who died, half of them were children, children, maybe you will understand that they need endorsements.Remember that photo?Rescuers dug up the body of the little boy from the rubble. His eyes were closed and he was not breathing. The only property left was a pacifier hanging beside him.what do you say? Bush Jr.: We avoid talking about individual cases. God Lee: Avoid talking about individual cases? Isn't "911" a case?What a coincidence!Joseph Stalin did not talk about individual cases. He said: "The death of one person is a tragedy, and the death of a million people is a statistic." Translated into English, A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. Bush Jr.: We Americans are different from him. God Lee: It's the same. Your Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld said it more eloquently than Stalin. He said: "We don't count the dead bodies." But some people can't see it, they want to count.Count it out, from the time Bush Jr. fought in Iraq and Afghanistan to March 17, 2005, 400,000 children died, and they were less than 5 years old when they died.In fact, before you started the Gulf War, you sanctioned Iraq, and the lack of food and medicine caused five or six thousand children to die every month. Are these children innocent?How dare you say innocent?Do you Americans still dare to say innocent?You keep saying that the 3,000 people who died in "911" were innocent, but how do you explain the 223,000 people? Bush Jr.: What 223,000 people? God Li: According to the investigation report jointly issued by the United Nations "World Health Organization" (WHO) and the Iraqi government, since the United States attacked Iraq in 2003, the estimated exact number is as high as 223,000 Iraqis were killed. If the "911" incident is interpreted as they caused your innocence, how can you explain your innocence? Bush: Take "911" as an example. The most hateful thing is that they are cowards. They didn't know that they fought against us in a dignified manner. They used different tactics, which is tantamount to hurting people with hidden weapons. It's too dishonorable. So mean. God Lee: Are you not a Methodist?Don't you believe in the Bible?Your Bible tells the story of David vs. Goliath.Teenager David said to Goliath, a 10-foot giant of disproportionate size and strength: "You have come against me with swords and spears and halberds. I have come against you in the name of Jehovah of hosts . . . Jehovah It is not with swords and spears that give victory." Yes, David did not use swords with guns, but he did not use the Lord empty-handed, but with a slingshot. According to Samuel in the Old Testament, the stone from the slingshot hit Goliath's forehead, and Goliath fell to the ground.Later I saw a cartoon in "Playboy" magazine. It turned out that Goliath was hit not on the forehead, but on his genitals!I smiled and believed it, because this is the real problem.What kind of style of play is this kind of style of play that uses the small to strike the big?Ask a policewoman in riot training and she'll tell you that's the one, is that fair?What's fair?Is it fair to talk to a 10-foot giant or behemoth in front of you?You are crazy.War must pay attention to "moral weight" (moral weight) and proportionality (proportionality) comparison, not one-on-one.Therefore, for David, fairness means defeating the giant in front of him by any means. No principle of proportionality, no rules of the game, no legitimate defense, no over-defense, too much injury, etc... all cannot be established. Pseudo-morality, because the real situation is that others bully the weak, outrage the few, and eat the small, so why are you moral?Gandhi said that a mouse is not qualified to forgive a cat. When you are a mouse, do you still have to be considerate of the cat? Bush: If this "David's method of warfare" can be established, isn't it "asymmetrical warfare"? God Lee: Who said no? "Asymmetric warfare" is not a patent of your "Bible". From the ancient Chinese "Sun Tzu's Art of War" to the military philosophy of BH Liddell Hart's "indirect approach" in the 20th century, they are all similar of.This tactic is becoming more and more mature.It has evolved so that not only David, but also your so-called terrorists can use it, and even countries can use it, especially vulnerable countries.This will be "the era of powerlessness of the power, power of the powerless". Bush: That sounds a little disturbing. God Lee: Your senior Congressman Bob Schaffer (Bob Schaffer), as early as November 14, 2002, presented a special report on the Chinese missile threat in the House of Representatives. He reiterated the US Department of Defense’s assessment report on China’s military power in August of the same year. The important conclusion is: Although the United States has "overwhelming advantages, China can still rely on its "asymmetrical warfare" and use "deception", "surprise attack" and "pre-emptive attack" as means to target the most vulnerable and vulnerable elements of the US military. Weaknesses, surprise attacks without warning."In this report, it is pointed out that a new surprise attack method with the same effect as the Nazi German Blitzkriegor Lighting Warfare in the early days of World War II will use high energy laser (High Energy Laser) and information warfare (Information Warfare) to paralyze military artificial satellites Start and attack major US military bases with high-precision medium and long-range missiles (Ballistic Missiles).This form of attack will make the U.S. military's proud high-tech advantages useless.Because apart from short-range Patriot missiles, there are almost no effective means to counter them. (Our forces and military bases are vulnerable to ballistic missile strikes-we have no defense against ballistic missiles except for the short-range Patriot.) In fact, the capabilities of Patriot missiles are also overestimated.Its angle is 50 degrees, and it cannot hit the kind of missile launched at an angle of 30 degrees. Bush Jr.: We are not afraid of China, because we will destroy each other in a fight, so it is impossible to fight. God Li: Among your enemies, the bigger one is the less terrifying, because he is tangible, and if he hits you, you also hit him.Your worst enemy is invisible, the three nos: nameless, stateless, and faceless, you can't see him, and when you do see him, he's in pieces. On October 20, 2002, your father Bush Sr. spoke for you. He said that the current challenge facing the US president is unprecedented since Lincoln, surpassing Roosevelt. Although Roosevelt faced World War II, he knew that the enemy was Where, while today's enemies are so different, they are only a shadow, this is the terrible new problem.Bush Sr. was right, but he didn't know that the question could be asked in reverse: who provoked such an enemy?The enemy is not only David in "asymmetrical combat", you can't even see him and his slingshot.People who hold slingshots as weapons are actually chic. They believe in "asymmetrical combat" and "individual combat" can become so calm and easy, just like the paragraph in Tom Lehrer's joking text: "Mom, goodbye, I'm going out to drop bombs now, so don't wait for me... come to me after the war is over in an hour and a half!" See, you Americans, when the streets are full of bombs, you are hard to guard against.And the problem is not that there are bombs all over the streets. As long as the bombs are in your heart and in the suspicious eyes of the police, you are finished. Bush Jr.: They want to use asymmetric warfare to defeat us, but they have no way at all. Our United States is invincible. God Lee: Who will beat you?They want to destroy you, not just defeat you.Your enemies seem to be content to make you restless with your gun in your hand.In other words, their ultimate goals are usually psychological rather than physical.But don't be happy, their power is unpredictable.If the "Osama bin Laden plane" like "911" becomes an "Islamic bomb" (Islamic bomb), a home-made nuclear weapon with radioactive substances inside, each nuclear weapon can contaminate a large area for several years, it will be fatal. up.Military analysts describe such "radiation bombs" as "poor man's nuclear weapons" because they use traditional explosives to disperse radiation, are cheap and hard to defend against.Maybe one day, when you don't expect it, in a place you can't see, another form of bin Laden will appear, and you will be finished.Let me praise you, June 1, 2002, when you, Bush Jr., said at West Point graduation: "The greatest danger to liberty is the terrible combination of radicalism and technology. Once chemical, biological and nuclear weapons and ballistic missile technology Diffusion, even a weak country and a small group of people can gain catastrophic power to strike a powerful country.” Your words can be said to hit the nail on the head. Bush Jr.: Thank God Lee for giving me confidence. God Li: The chemical, biological and nuclear weapons you mentioned are generally called NBC, which means nuclear and biological weapons.This weapon has five major characteristics: one is mass destruction, the other is mobility, the third is easy to obtain, the fourth is low cost, and the fifth is single-person or small-group operability.Now, the weapon has become unconventional and hard to defend. In March 1997, your Deputy Secretary of Defense Fred C. Ikle's "Nakes to Our Enemies" article said, "Ouch! America's future enemies may not They may fight wars according to the rules of the game. They may use nuclear and biological weapons not only in the 'theater zone' that the Pentagon expected, but also in an unexpected theater - the United States." See, as early as 1997, the US defense chief said Love is beyond words. Bush Jr.: It can be seen that we Americans are alert to this. God Lee: Vigilance is not enough. Among the NBC weapons, the nuclear weapons with the prefix N are not bad. There are currently 8 countries that have them, and they are still at the national level. The biological weapons with the prefix BC are much more troublesome. In 1994, Aum Shinrikyo, a doomsday Buddhist obsessive in Japan, attacked Matsumoto City with a concealed nerve gas, and then attacked the Tokyo subway station in 1995. Humanity finally learned the lesson.It was the morning of March 20, 1995. Five members of the Japanese Aum Shinrikyo religion took the subway in five places around Tokyo. pointed umbrella.As the train converged in central Tokyo, five people placed the bags on the floor of the car, punctured them and fled.After the onset of the drug, commuters in the carriage began to sweat, runny nose, cough, difficulty breathing, general weakness, and dizziness.Some have vomiting, sudden onset, or concurrent pulmonary edema.a mess.In the final inventory, 12 people died and more than 5,000 people were injured, and some people suffered from long-term neurological damage.Now little Japan has learned the power of chemical weapons, and the whole world has also learned it. Bush: We created the Department of Homeland Security to prevent that. God Lee: Can you prevent it?There are 60,000 planes flying over the United States every day, with 100 passengers per plane, 6 million people fly in the air every day; the ports of the United States accept 1 million containers every day; Tens of thousands of container trucks come in and out; New York City alone has 110,000 tourists from all over the world every day; there are also countless business contacts and international conferences. Your loopholes are too big, too many, men and women Osama bin Laden Once a suicide attack comes, you are hard to guard against. Bush Jr.: "Asymmetrical combat" is so annoying, but fortunately it is not "911" every day. God Lee: Who wants Tiantian?Interim IRA leader Mark Mateski once warned Margaret Thatcher, "We only need to be lucky one day—you have to be lucky every day." This heart, the same heart”, isn’t it?I only need to win once, and you will decline for 10 years, and you will have no peace.The structure of your United States is a series of sets, and the whole body is affected by a pull.This is especially true in combat combinations.The military power of the United States is composed of many links, and as long as one is destroyed, its combat power will be disordered. Bush Jr.: The United States will always be lucky. We will always solve the problem of "asymmetric warfare". God Lee: From the perspective of irony, it is not the relatively weak organizations that are most capable of engaging in "asymmetric warfare", but you, the United States.The atomic bomb is the most asymmetrical.American technology can quickly "sing" its stunt weapons. On January 19, 1991, "Operation Desert Storm" (Operation Desert Storm), that is, two days after the start of the US-Iraq War, the United States came up with a crash plan to manufacture two 5,000-pound laser-guided bombs, named GBU- 28. GBU is the abbreviation of the Air Force's "Glide Bomb Unit".Manufactured by Watervliet Arsenal in upstate New York, the two GBU-28 bombs were constructed from 8-inch hardened steel howitzer barrels with missile nose cones.The bombs were so easily guessed by their makers that a worker at the Waterfleet arsenal etched the word "Saddamizer" on them.This kind of instant bomb is used to promote the tactics of bombing underground bunkers for the United States. The method is to drop the first bomb through the roof, and then drop the second bomb from the gap into the house. This 5,000-pound bomb is ready to be bombed after 39 days, but Sada Mom's life is big, it didn't explode.In fact, the United States couldn’t wait to blow up an underground bunker in Baghdad’s Amariyah district (Amariyah) with 2,000 pounds before bombing on February 28. On February 13, F-117A fighter jets dropped two 2,000-pound bombs on the underground bunker. The first and second bombs exploded in succession. It was later discovered that the underground bunker turned out to be an air-raid shelter for ordinary people. More than 400 women and children were killed.What about your US government?You will only regret it deeply.Where have you spoken out for those who died innocently for "911"?Why not protest?If the person who died was an American, then he was innocent; if the person who died was an Iraqi, then he deserved what he deserved?In the history of mankind, in terms of the price of a head, I think Saddam Hussein is second to none. It is an honor to have such a powerful enemy as the United States, who carefully built a 5,000-pound bomb double bang for him within 39 days to serve him. Bush Jr.: Really glory, glory, America's glory comes from the madness of the enemy. God Lee: Do you think Saddam Hussein is crazy? Bush Jr.: Saddam Hussein is crazy. God Lee: But the rise of Saddam Hussein and his rise to power were cultivated by you in the United States, right? Bush Jr.: In order to balance the evil forces in Iran, we have to cultivate Saddam Hussein. God Lee: Raising Crazy People? Bush Jr.: When he was our American friend, he was not crazy. God Li: Not crazy, can he kill others with poison gas?You Americans were silent at the time.Where is your justice? Bush Jr.: Sometimes justice takes a nap. God Lee: After 9/11, the United States bombed Afghanistan inexplicably. What is the reason? Bush Jr.: (Thinking for a while) Oh, we suspect that the person who conceived "911" came from Afghanistan. God Lee: However, according to your CIA director's disclosure in the "Washington Post" on June 6, 2002, the actual implementation of "911" may have come from the United Arab Emirates and Germany. Shouldn't the country be bombed?Why only bomb Afghanistan? Bush: (grabbing hair) Oh. God Lee: According to your recollection as the director of the CIA, at that time, you, the United States, did not find a clear reason, so you went to bomb first.After all, you bullied Afghanistan like this. Bush: Oh, we believe bin Laden is in Afghanistan. God Lee: Also, you suspected Iraq because of "911", saying that the only reason to attack Iraq was that it had "weapons of mass destruction", but it turned out that it did not.But you are not willing to stop, the reason is for the unexportable oil, and the "exporting democracy" that can be said. Bush Jr.: By the way, in order to "export democracy", Iraq was to be attacked. God Lee: Then why not hit Saudi Arabia? Bush Jr.: Why hit it? God Lee: Hit it because it is more Iraqi than Iraq: first, it is an absolute monarchy; Fifth, it does not have a legislative parliament; sixth, its parliament is only for consultation; seventh, its 90 advisory members are not elected by the people; eighth, it prohibits the formation of parties and associations; ninth, it has no freedom of speech; tenth , it tortures and serves.Eleventh, twelfth, thirteenth, fourteenth... Do you still want me to list them?Hit it, why not Saudi Arabia? Bush: But we, the United States, have always been friendly with the people of Saudi Arabia... God Lee: Friendly?Of the 19 people who participated in the "911" hijacking, 15 of them were citizens of Saudi Arabia. According to the "911" standard, it should be this country that should be hit, right? Bush Jr.: This is God Lee's personal opinion. God Lee: Personal?Look up that report from your think tank company Rand Corporation on July 10, 2002, which clearly refers to Saudi Arabia as "the enemy of the United States", "the core of evil in the Middle East", and "" "The main actor" is "the most terrifying opponent", and even its intelligence unit is involved in terrorist activities. Fight it, why not fight it? Bush: (Speechless.) God Lee: Please answer my 10 questions: Question 1: The Soviet Union occupied Afghanistan; Question 2: Is Iraq's occupation of Kuwait considered an invasion? Bush Jr.: Forget it. God Lee: Question 3: Does Israel's occupation of the West Bank count?Question 4: Does Israel's occupation of the Syrian Golan Heights count? Bush: (Speechless.) God Lee: Let me ask you again, question five: Does the US occupation of Afghanistan count?Question 6: Does the US occupation of Iraq count? Bush: (Speechless.) God Lee: Let me ask you again, Question 7: If North Korea targets South Korea with nuclear weapons, is it a threat? Bush Jr.: Forget it. God Lee: Question 8: South Korea is now aiming at North Korea in this way. It is the nuclear weapons provided by you, the United States. Is it a threat? Bush: (Speechless.) God Lee: Question 9: If a country that has diplomatic relations with the United States sells weapons to one of your states in the United States, for example, the state of Hawaii, does it count as interference in internal affairs? Bush Jr.: Forget it. God Li: Question 10: However, since you established diplomatic relations with China in 1979, you have been selling weapons to a state or a province in China, and you have continued to sell weapons until now. Does that count as interference in internal affairs? Bush: (Speechless.) God Li: I raised 10 questions above, proving that you have two sets of right and wrong, two sets of standards, and whether the two sets count. You have heard them all.Anything that is beneficial to you, you say it, say it 6 times; anything that is not good for you, you don’t say it, you don’t say it four times, right? Bush: (Speechless.) God Lee: You speak. Bush: Regardless of whether the United States is right or wrong, it is true that 3,000 innocent people died in the "911" incident. Can we not respond to the killing of innocent people? God Lee: The biggest "moral fallacy" of the "911" incident is that you, Osama bin Laden, hurt innocent people by doing what he did. Now comes the question.You Americans created the atomic bomb. In terms of death alone, 70,000 people died in Hiroshima, 40,000 in Nagasaki, and 200,000 people in Japan. How about 200,000?Of course, you Americans can say that it is an act of war.但“911”是什么呢？在你眼中不是战争行为，在恨你的人眼中，那就是啊！死3000人算什么呢，何况我还陪你死，陪你死了19个，至于你们干的事，问题已不在“伤及无辜”了，已是“滥杀无辜”了。杀日本人，还算师出有名，因为日本人先偷袭你，可是伊拉克可没有。根据2005年12月13日《今日美国报》，引用《柳叶刀》（The Lancet）医学杂志2004年所作的调查说，2003年发动的伊拉克战争，估计造成10万伊拉克人死亡，其中大多数是妇女和儿童。再顺口溜式地随手可举数字，2005年7月4日，美军在阿富汗的空袭中炸死包括妇女和儿童在内的平民17人；8月12日，在伊拉克一个城镇，美军一辆装甲巡逻车向清真寺出来的人们射击，打死包括8名儿童在内的15名伊拉克人；8月30日，美军战斗机对伊拉克数次空袭，炸死包括老人和儿童在内的56人；11月21日，美军在巴格达北部朝一辆民用车开枪，打死包括三名儿童在内的一家五人；2006年1月14日，美军飞机空袭巴基斯坦与阿富汗接壤地区的一个村庄，炸死平民18人……这些数字都是公开出来的，其他“杀人如草不闻声”的，还不知有多少。这些平民，比起“911”来，不是无辜者吗？你们美国人为什么不吭气了？那些口口声声的道德评论家们为什么不吭气了？所以我说，从伤及无辜观点提出谴责的人，犯了“道德谬论”。这种道五十四德是伪君子的道德，是可耻的道德。道德沦为伪君子和可耻，看来也不是什么道德了。 小布什：Anyway，“911”伤及了无辜，死的不能不说是无辜。 上帝李：还说无辜？要听一段对话吗？在斯塔尔（Lesley Stahl）与奥尔布赖特那场节目中，斯塔尔问这位美国驻联合国大使，说由于美国制裁伊拉克，“我们已经听说有50万儿童离开了这个世界，我的意思是说，这一数目比在广岛死去的儿童还要多。而你也清楚，是真的值得付出这种代价吗？”奥尔布赖特答话道：“我认为这是很难的选择，但就代价而言，我想，付出的代价是值得的。”（I think this is a very hard choice，but the price-we think the price is worth it.）看到了吧，美国愿意付出50万个别人小孩的生命，去执行美国自以为是的制裁。这50万个小孩，比起“911”来，算不算无辜呢？上一庭我提到这位奥尔布赖特，我这庭再详细提一下。她太荒谬了。 小布什：说这话的老太太，是在克林顿总统任内做到国务卿，不是我任内的。 上帝李：谈谈你任内的。“911”以后，美国惊醒到的一个事实是：火不只在别人家烧，也在你们美国本土烧，同时你们的自由人权招牌，最后在虐待囚犯案上，杠上开了花。“911”以后的另一个事实是：世界惊醒到：美国说的话，我们不再相信，美国人说他们讲自由、讲人权、讲道德，但在全世界乱抓人并在监狱里虐待囚犯上，美国人已信用扫地。美国人说伊拉克有“大规模毁灭性武器”，并在打下伊拉克首都后两个月由你小布什总统宣布：“我们已经找到了'大规模毁灭性武器'。”事实上，不但两个月没找到，并且找了10个两个月都没找到，因为根本就没有。美国在世界眼中，不再是自由女神，而是凶神恶煞。看看你的口气，没有反省，只有傲慢。你们美国太傲慢了。 小布什：别人的傲慢是有意的，美国的傲慢是无心的。 上帝李：你的答话，正好显出了傲慢是什么。要听听一个有趣的故事吗？加拿大作家吉尔伯特哈丁（Gilbert Harding）要去纽约办事，按你们美国规定，得先到多伦多美国领事馆办签证、要填表。表上问题一大堆，基本问题都是怀疑性的，令人不快。这位作家越填越烦，最后一个问题是：“你是否打算用武力推翻美国政府？”（Is it your intention to overthrow the Government of the United States by force？）他火了，他填写道：“访美唯一目的。”（Sole purpose of visit.）哈哈，多有趣的故事啊！你们美国太傲慢了、太不尊敬人了、连好邻居加拿大人都不尊敬了。isn't it? 小布什：（抓抓头）那是上个世纪的事了，问题该有点改善吧？ 上帝李：上个世纪？上个世纪只是假设性的问题，问你是否打算用武力推翻美国政府；这个世纪就玩真的了，这个世纪可有人答都不答复你了，他们直接“武力推翻”，并且讽刺的是，他们就地取材，用你们美国的武力推翻你们了。 小布什：（一愣）他们？他们指谁？ 上帝李：我指那19个人。 小布什：哪19个？ 上帝李：“911”那19个穆斯林。 小布什：哦，那19个王八蛋！ 上帝李：王八蛋？我看他们每个人都可自豪自己是Son of God，虽然他们的God不是你们的God。看来他们的上帝很灵光呢。“911”以后9天，你在国会的联席会议上讲话说：“战争中永远存在自由和恐惧、正义和残酷。我们大家都知道，上帝不会在它们之间持中立态度。”现在你该知道了吧，上帝为什么让“911”发生在美国，原来阿拉伯人也有他们的上帝。 小布什：（生气）他们是流氓、是暴徒！ God Lee: Rogue?暴徒？流氓也好、暴徒也罢，天下有这种流氓与暴徒吗？挖空心思、缜密计划，然后牺牲自己的生命，换取你们美国人的生命和恐惧、永远的恐惧，有这样笨的流氓、暴徒吗？ 小布什：他们为什么要这样？ 上帝李：这正是我要问你的问题、问你们美国人的问题。“911”发生后，电视画面中的你、电视画面中的你们美国人，反应竟是大惑不解似的反问：“我们美国这么好，他们为什么这样对我们？”但你们很少反省，他们为什么命都不要了，跟你们一同死？并且，特别该注意的是，他们不是在街上、在酒吧里，一时冲动就不要命了那种不要命，而是经过冷静的、长时间的计划、准备，才那样不要命地走向死亡，照我们中国成语，这叫“视死如归”（face death as a home coming）。这是了不起的道德情操，可惜你们美国人太骄傲了，骄傲得不能虚心了解他们了，中国经典里记载，人民向暴君抗议，把暴君比做太阳，愿与太阳同归于尽。经典的原文是：“汤誓曰：'时日害丧？予及女（汝）偕亡。'”（In the Declaration of T'ang it is said，“O sun，when wilt thou expire？We will die together with thee.”）人要与他的敌人一起死去、一起同归于尽，这种精神，是何等伟大。美国人不但骄傲也太无知了，无知得不能了解这19个人的伟大。 小布什：这是我第一次听到，说他们伟大。 上帝李：那是因为你的骄傲和无知堵住了你的耳朵。 小布什：我一直以为他们是杀人犯。 上帝李：要听听统计吗？“911”以后的15个月里，你没有指名道姓地使用了“杀人犯”这个字眼224次、“谋杀犯”这个字眼53次。看来你满脑袋装的是这种定位和定性，你不能有更高层次的道德面。 小布什：我有道德面，我可是美以美哟。 上帝李：我看你信的是非善即恶二分法的摩尼教教条主义。但你却以为你站在善的一方，和你一样，你们美国人也这样以为。其实你们不知道，现在流行什么什么都“全球化”，其实“全球化”最有成绩的是“全地球反美化”，当然反字是广义的，有的是恨、有的是讨厌你，对你没有好感。记得2002年2月的那次盖洛普民调吧？民调了包括美国的盟友土耳其、沙特阿拉伯和约旦在内的中东9国，结果发现，仅有22%对美国有好感，53%摇头。另一家民调了“911”的原因，在24个国家的政党和社团领袖中，60%-80%认为美国自己的错招惹来的。这涉及了普世价值，世界普遍不能接受美国过于强大的事实，西欧占66%、东欧和俄罗斯占64%、拉丁美洲占58%、亚洲占42%、中东占59%。人们会说：妈的美国，凭什么总由你充老大？ 小布什：原因在哪里？为了我们支持以色列？ 上帝李：民调中70%的美国人以此自解，民调中的确有57%的中东人也有此他解，但在美国人和中东人以外，承认这种解释的，西欧只占22%、东欧和俄罗斯只占17%、拉丁美洲只占7%、亚洲只占36%，证明了你美国讨人嫌，支不支持以色列不是关键。美国开国文献中有self-evident，不言而喻的、不证自明的，美国多可恨，已到了self-evident的层次。 小布什：原来支持以色列之外，还有我们自己本身的。 上帝李：为什么别人恨你们，为什么？一一数起来，不胜枚举，但是排列起来，却有先后，恨你们的第一个理由是：你这么可恨，居然你自己还搞不清原因，居然还不自知其可恨，像中国歇后语所说的：“热水里煮汤圆，说你混蛋，你还一肚子气。” 小布什：（傻傻的）原来这是我们被恨的第一个理由。 上帝李：美国的可恨，已经不在它可恨的层次，而在它竟不自知自己多么可恨的层次。美国的可恨有多层的，但第一层就在你们居然不知道你们多可恨。要self-evident，1998年本拉登在声明中，倒为你们列举了一些。本拉登说：“这7年多来，美国一直占领着阿拉伯半岛——这块伊斯兰教最神圣的地方，掠夺其财富、压迫当地的统治者、羞辱当地人民、威胁其邻国，并运用半岛上的基地作为与邻近伊斯兰人民作战的桥头堡。”这么多可恨的记录，美国人为何自己没有感觉，反倒奇怪别人为什么恨你？不太好笑了吗？ 小布什：哦，我好像懂了一点上帝李的意思。 上帝李：BEETLE BAILEY漫画中，美国阿兵哥跑来告诉士官长说：“SOMEONE THREW MUD ON YOUR DOOR，YOUR DESK AND YOUR JEEP！”（有人把泥巴丢在你的房门、你的桌子和你的吉普车上！）士官长大惑不解地说：“WOW！I WONDER WHO WOULD HATE DOORS，DESKS AND JEEPS？”（哇！不知道是谁那么恨房门、桌子和吉普车？）漫画的妙处，是士官长的浑然忘我，他完全无法想象被恨的是他。“911”事件后，美国人进步了，他们比士官长聪明多了，他们知道阿拉伯人恨的不是双子星那两幢建筑物了，但是，弯还是转不过来，他们的第一反应竟是：“他们为什么恨我们？”而你，身为美国总统，你在“911”后的反应，可真顺应民意。你的名言是： 我真的很吃惊……居然会有人恨我们。像大多数美国人一样，我就是对此难以置信，因我知道我们有多么好。（I'm amazed that people would hate us. Like most Americans I just can't believe it. Because I know how good we are.） 你真不愧是美国总统，你竟把人民的声音，说得这么周到完整。 小布什：可以谴责我们有点过分，但别忘了，我们美国是民主国家。 上帝李：你们美国今日的作风，竟自豪来自民主国家、来自“美国式民主”，民主、民主，如果民主的结果是这样对待别的国家、毁灭性地打击别的国家，真会令人类怀疑民主的价值了。如果这是民主，太悲惨了，人类应含泪找点别的。 小布什：人类可以含泪找别的，但我们美国在含泪找敌人，用民主程序给我去找敌人。 上帝李：2001年9月14日，你们美国国会通过《关于授权使用美国军事力量的决议》，授权总统可不受限制地发动战争。这样一来，你做总统的，就可以依据你认定的与“911”有点边的，对任何国家、任何组织、任何个人发动袭击。该决议案没有指出到底是哪个国家、哪个组织或哪个个人，而是留给你来决定。实际上，国会等于给了你一张空白支票，随便你打谁。这种民主，当年也给过希特勒哟。 小布什：（两手一摊）为了找到敌人，还有更好的法子吗？ 上帝李：找到敌人？我看你是找不完的。光是你要的“国土安全”，恐怕都得不到，你们美国有几千英里的海岸线、有7500英里的国界、有1万多次的航班、有每年1100万辆卡车和200万辆汽车驶进国门，还有每年百万以上的非法移民偷渡入境，你要“国土安全”，你忙得过来吗？ 小布什：我们知道忙不过来，但是除了one by one式的法子保护我们国土，我们又能怎样？ 上帝李：又能怎样？比又能怎样更重要的，是先弄清怎样。 小布什：（愣住）怎样？ 上帝李：要先弄清真正的恐怖主义是什么。真正的恐怖主义，不在直接弄倒了你们的世贸大楼、也不在直接影响了全球经济，事实上，“911”一周后的第一天交易，股市跌了7.12个百分点，到了10月2日，股市就开始复苏。到了11月13日，股市已经复原到“911”以前的状态了。“911”对你们的真正直接恐怖，是你们真的怕了。本来草归草、木归木，现在却是范围扩大、草木皆兵了。看到了吧，真正的恐怖主义是你怕了它，又不能不怕它。但你没抓到真正的解决方法。你的方法是还没消灭掉别人的恐怖主义，却先打造出自己的恐怖主义。你们美国整天大力干的，乍看在“反恐”、细看却在“反自由反人权”，你们抛开了《英国大宪章》、《法国公民权利宣言》、美国《人权法案》和《公民权利和政治权利国际公约》等等所体现的各种人权，你们抛开了国际法，抛开了国际间一世纪又一世纪遵行的战争与和平准则，这对人类而言，就是美式的恐怖主义。例如你们公然不按照《日内瓦公约》对待俘虏、无限期地关人，还成立军事法庭，还刑求逼供，这不是恐怖主义吗？你们美国，正利用了“反恐主义”来引发“全球化”的“反自由反人权”，不是吗？ 小布什：请说得清楚些好吗？ 上帝李：就清楚些。2001年11月13日，你作为军事统帅，签署了关于成立军事委员会和军事法庭，以审判恐怖主义嫌疑犯的命令，除授权成立军事法庭外，11月13日，你还签署了另一项军事法令：如果总统有理由认定某些人是国际恐怖主义者、基地组织成员，或其他帮助这些人潜入美国的分子，那么美国国防部必须拘留这些人，即使这些人从未受过审讯。另外，即便被拘留者没有受到任何指控或审判，也可以将他们终身监禁。你签署该军事法令后，美军和北方联盟军队在阿富汗抓获了上千名战犯，运往关塔那摩湾的美国海军基地——Ｘ射线军营。到2002年4月，你们又将来自33个国家的300名战犯运到了关塔那摩湾，而且这一数字还有望继续增加。这些战犯可能会受到无限期的监禁，也可能会受到美国军事法庭的审判，最终可能面临死刑。更引人注意的是，你的国防部长拉姆斯菲尔德甚至强调，即使军事法庭宣布某人无罪释放，他自己仍有权继续关。小布什啊，请听听这是什么口气！全世界的自由人权标准，都被你们摧毁了。你们美国这样蛮干，还说在反恐。反恐反恐，反你自己吧。 小布什：但是，我们美国有选择吗？当别人对我们不友善，我们能被人欺负吗？ 上帝李：问题是谁惹起来的？从2001年1月你小布什就任美国总统以来，你惹出了多少神人共愤的事。最后“911”出现，你们美国更惹人恨了，可是你们不反省。也许听听邻居的意见是好的。2002年9月7日，就是“911”近一周年前夕，在对加拿大的1000人民调中，有15%认为：美国在中东和世界其他地区的所作所为，应对这场悲剧负完全责任；有69%认为：美国应负部分责任；只有另外15%的人觉得美国完全不用负责任。民调的结论是：高达84%的加拿大人认为：美国对“911”是咎由自取。在这里，美国的邻居只表达出感觉，美国是被人恨的。当事人只感觉到他们为什么恨我们，当事人的邻居却进一步感觉到你的确可恨了。 小布什：哦。 上帝李：另一方面，你在2002年1月29日提出《国情咨文》，点破“邪恶轴心”国家，锁定敌人的名字；同年6月1日，你又在西点军校演讲，提出“先发制人”的立论，锁定你的打法。先打伊拉克，理由是伊拉克有“大规模毁灭性武器”，结果打了伊拉克，却找不到这种武器，这下子麻烦了，先发制人变成了“师出无名”。你的国防部长还说俏皮话呢，他说：“没有证据并不等于证明没有。”（The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.）这话我们中国的西太后早就说过，中文是：“虽查无实据，然事出有因。”西太后出身中国村妇，你们国防部长的狡辩，不过是中国一个世纪前村妇的水平。在你们不能自圆其说后，你们开始捏造新理由来代替旧理由。2004年3月30日，你们悍然说：“对伊拉克是否存在大规模毁灭性武器，刨根问底显得毫无意义，我们在进行从头到尾的大搜索；从大规模毁灭性武器到发展这些武器的计划，还有萨达姆的野心。”——看到了吧，原来伊拉克总统的“野心”，都构成搜索和开战的理由，这不是大笑话吗？你们接二连三，推出新理由，英国《独立报》统计，一共谎言20起。其实看来看去，还是第一声最像。 小布什：什么第一声最像？ 上帝李：（笑）那是一个笑话。一屋子的人，一个人放了一个响屁。他为了掩饰他放了响屁，就一再拖他的椅子，想用椅脚磨地的声音，蒙混放出来的那个屁。拖了几次椅子后，一个人冷冷地说：“还是第一声最像。”你们美国的谎言，恰恰如此。 小布什：看来我们美国要加强宣传。 上帝李：加强放屁。 小布什：唉，一切原因全是本拉登引出了恐怖。 上帝李：你知道本拉登的真正恐怖在哪里？他的真正恐怖，不在“911”那天，而在“911”那天开始，他挤出了你们美国的真面目——你们美国是地地道道的警察国家，你们参议院以98票对1票通过了342页的《爱国者法案》。这法案快速而荒谬地通过，使我想起有印第安血统的威尔罗吉斯那句名言：“当国会议员闹个笑话，就出来一条法律；每当一条法律出来，国会议员就闹个笑话。”Every time they make a joke it's a law. And every time they make a law it's a joke.）为什么《爱国者法案》是笑话？因为它打了你们美国宪法第四条修正案一个耳光，明明事先要得法官同意的，竟成事后知会一下法官就可以了，你们不但阉了宪法，连法官一起阉了。本拉登真恐怖，他使你们美国现出了原形！ 小布什：《爱国者法案》也是法律啊，我们依法行政。 上帝李：是啊、是法律啊，描写一下它怎样运作吧：一个美国公民，发现一个FBI朝他房里探头探脑，抗议说：“你有什么法律依据这样做？”FBI答道：“《爱国者法案》授权我可以这样做。你不让我这样做，你就不是爱国者。”这美国公民气了，说：“我是爱国者，我捍卫民权，我当然是爱国者。”FBI说：“《爱国者法案》第12条规定：凡是以捍卫民权为借口从事的行为，属于可疑行为。根据这一条，你的爱国不如我的爱国，你吃不完兜着走了。”这美国公民更气了，打电话叫警察。FBI接下了电话，悠然地说：“《爱国者法案》第14条规定：威胁联邦特务属于恐怖行为。Bingo！眼看一个恐怖分子就到手了！”看到了吧，真该感谢本拉登，它繁荣了你们美国警察企业！ 小布什：本拉登算什么！我们不怕他。我们是民主国家，他什么都不是。 上帝李：对全世界而言。讲民主，不是一国两国的民主，要全世界全人类的民主才算，全世界人口65亿，你们敢玩65亿的民主吗？ 小布什：什么65亿的民主？ 上帝李：你们美国人口口声声民主民主，但你们有没有意识到这世界上人口65亿，如果给他们平等机会，在小布什和本拉登之间作选择，那可不得了了！10亿人会投票选小布什，但有55亿人会投票选择本拉登。喜欢民主吗？你敢不敢举世投票？ 小布什：我为什么不敢？世界有绝大多数支持我。 上帝李：听一段话吧：“在同一个世界上，一部分人生活得舒适、富裕，而另一部分人每天的生活水平却不足2美元，这样的世界既不公平，也不会稳定。”这段话是谁说的？ 小布什：是无法解决世界上大问题的人说的。对普世性的不公平、不稳定，这段话只是空话。 上帝李：也许你愿意听听这段空话的出处。它出在2003年1月28日的美国总统国情咨文，而那个美国总统，不是别人，就是你！你清楚知道世界上一部分人活得不像你们、一部分人每天不足2美元是不公平的也不稳定的。但是啊，你们用抓住不放对付不公平、用一拳打出对付不稳定，不是吗？你相信生活水平不足2美元的人投票选你美国人吗？ 小布什：哦。 上帝李：看来你必须恐惧本拉登了，他使你们惊醒什么是害怕了。像中国谚语所说的，“一朝被蛇咬，十年怕井绳。”你们自己要吓自己不止十年吧？你们付的代价不在飞机场的检查、不在“杯弓蛇影”，而在最后你们原形毕露地成了警察国家，并且为了拔警察的火罐，你们cup cop-cup the cops，你们得一路警察到国外，打阿富汗、打伊拉克，你们不但在国内怕，在国外也怕，你们的警察行为，正反射了你们的怕。 小布什：这样说来，我可以说一句我造的话吗？The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. 小罗斯福：（在座位上）对不起，你抄了我的话，这话是我就职演说说的。 上帝李：（对小罗斯福）小布什的确抄了你1935年的话，不过，你抄了1605年培根（Francis Bacon）的话。 小罗斯福：（窘）我一直以为那是我的话。 上帝李：但你得先烧掉培根的书才行。而你，早在1942年就说书是烧不死的。Books cannot be killed by fire. People die，but books never die. 小罗斯福：我的确说过这些话。看来培根先生的运气真好。 (Laughter.) 小布什：（摇头苦笑）看来真正可怕的，是今天这种“最后审判”。上帝李的无所不知，使人有压迫感。不过，上帝李又能对我们怎么样呢？反正我们已经死了，我们是鬼，上帝李能把鬼怎样呢？随便怎么判吧。我们反正不能“永生”，不是吗？ 上帝李：能怎么样？当死是一种解脱，“永生”则是一种惩罚了，多讽刺啊，你不得“永死”，反倒“永生”，中国文字中有一个字，意思是鬼死了，“人死为鬼，鬼死为人”，你永远做鬼，但永远做不成舒服的死鬼。“最后审判”的基础是基于一个假定，鬼不会死，但会受审判，惩罚他"“死后受活罪”，在地狱永无宁日、在地狱里“永生”，多讽刺啊！ 小布什：难道最后审判的，不判人上天堂吗？ 上帝李：当然有人上天堂，只是做过美国总统再上天堂，天堂会一片哀号。 小布什：太武断了。 上帝李：武断就不要开庭了，直接判决了。开庭就是要追查出真相，使人们鼓掌。 小布什：鼓掌美国总统通通下地狱？难道美国总统都一样坏？ 上帝李：地狱也是有等级的，最不坏的可以住五星级。 小布什