Chapter 45 Scene 43 The Trial of Obama

The scene is the same as Act 1. Bush Jr. walked in dripping wet, sat on his seat and sneezed.Everyone looked at him curiously. God Li: (Stands up, knocks the gavel) Now announce the opening of the 43rd Court of the "Last Judgment" (sit down).Biography accused the 44th President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama (Barack Hussein Obama). (Obama stands.) God Lee: You are Obama, born in 1961, the 44th president of the United States. Obama: Yes. God Lee: Do you know what is the biggest absurdity after you became the president of the United States? Obama: (Confused) On the one hand, the troop increase in Afghanistan, and on the other hand, the withdrawal date was announced?

God Lee: This just shows your absurd mentality of fighting and running in the United States, harming a country, and running away irresponsibly. You have done a lot of this kind of thing in Vietnam. We are used to it. Now ask What is your biggest absurdity?Not this little absurdity. Obama: (confused) I really can't figure it out. God Li: Let me tell you, you did not contribute to world peace, but you won the Nobel Peace Prize first. Obama: (blushing) Oh.Maybe they gave me this award to encourage me. God Lee: There is only encouragement for what you want to do but haven't achieved, and it's the future tense.The Nobel Peace Prize is only for what you have achieved. This award is given in the past tense, and it cannot be given before you have achieved it.It is absurd to give before it is done.

Obama: (embarrassed) Oh. God Lee: The "Last Judgment" has tried 42 US presidents. In order to let you recall the most absurd feeling, this court judges you, and the beginning is the end. Obama: What God Lee meant was: Before I made it, the trial came out first. God Lee: (smiling) Exactly.What great things can you Obama do?With your clever mouth and fast reading machine, you can talk gaudyly and win votes, that's all.So, don't waste time, give you a "Nobel Peace Prize-style trial". Obama: (reluctantly) Wouldn't it be racial discrimination? God Lee: (smiling, winking eyes) It's racial abuse.

(Laughter.) Obama: I can't help but have the courage to ask: Isn't the "Last Judgment" absurd?Do Americans believe it?Isn't there a recession in the US? God Li: (smiling) I don't want to "drop the book bag", but since you asked, I will drop a little.According to the research of Andrew Kohut, an egghead scholar (egghead), Americans' belief in the "Last Judgment" has not declined, and it has increased by 10% in the 10 years from 1987 to 1997. According to the questionnaire , Egghead Scholars got "extremely agreeable" conclusions, including "God does exist", including "God works miracles in this life", including "'final judgment' must come", including "human beings will inevitably answer to the sins of one's own deeds at the trial'... Egghead Scholars say: The belief in the "Last Judgment" is deeply believed and generally shared, manifested in every major religious denomination, evangelicals, mainstream Protestant denominations, black Protestants Christians, Catholics, and even secular people can be seen everywhere.Especially after "911", 59% of Americans believed that the prophecies in the Book of Revelation would come true.You have all read the Book of Revelation:

I saw again a great white throne and the one sitting on it.Heaven and earth fled from his presence, and there was nowhere to be seen.And I saw the dead standing before the throne, both great and small, and the books were opened, and another book, the book of life, was also opened.The dead were judged by what was written in these books, according to what they had done.So the sea gave up the dead in it, and death and Hades also gave up the dead in it, and they were all judged according to what they had done. This scene from the Book of Revelation is now before your eyes. (The whole hall let out a long "ah".)

God Lee: There are 43 of you Presidents of the United States. Every time I announce the opening of the court, I have to be serious, stand up and knock the gavel, announce the opening of the court, and then sit down.Come again when you leave court.It takes 86 times to stand, sit, and stand. I think my two legs are stronger than a kangaroo.What kangaroos can't do, some people think I have done it, that is, they think I have finished the "Kangaroo Court", haha, everyone, take it easy.Well, the "Last Judgment" has a total of 43 courts, and it is now over.The verdict will be made known to you in a wonderful way.There was bad news and good news.The bad news is that everyone is guilty.

(The whole hall let out a long "ah".) The good news is that the punishment is not directly borne by your 43 presidents, you just have to wait and see.Retire from the court (beat the mallet and stand up). Angel: (hands pointing up) Get up—stand up. (The defendants stand up, and Roosevelt is the slowest. Taft is sprawled out on the seat, unable to move. Wilson asks him, "Are you stuck in two chairs?" Taft replies, "I'm not. Stuck, I'm stuck, some bastard put chewing gum under my ass." Old Roosevelt snickered.) (The curtain falls.)