Chapter 43 Act 41 Trial of Clinton

The scene is the same as Act 1. God Li: (Stands up, knocks the gavel) Now announce the opening of the 41st Court of the "Last Judgment" (sit down).The accused is Bill J. Clinton, the 42nd President of the United States. (Clinton stands.) God Lee: You are Clinton, born in 1946, the 42nd President of the United States. Clinton: Yes. God Lee: (takes out a piece of paper) The baby boomers are a consumption generation, not a saving generation.Refers to the 70 million Americans born between 1946 and 1964, the largest generation in American history.Compared with previous generations, especially their parents who lived through the Great Depression and World War II, they are relatively well educated and have relatively high income levels.Relatively speaking, they have never experienced wars, and they are the least aware of the heights of heaven and earth. They work hard but do not know how to sacrifice themselves. They are a generation that is difficult to mature. "Ruffian", advocating eating, drinking, having fun, and enjoying themselves until middle age, when they suddenly realized and truly experienced the difficulties of life, and became the "sandwich generation", caught between the upper and lower generations, with many difficulties. (looks up) Clinton, what do you think of this passage I read?

Clinton: This text refers to the baby boom period from 1946 to 1964. I happened to be born in 1946. Of course it includes me. God Lee: Are you against the Vietnam War? Clinton: (nods) I object. (laughs) I'd better object, or people will wonder why I didn't join the army. God Lee: You are the first president since Roosevelt who has not served in the military. Clinton: Yes, but before me, the presidents of the United States, like Wilson and Roosevelt, did not serve in the military. God Lee: You make a lot of sense, but you forgot that they had never served in the military. The military service system at that time was a conscription system, while yours was a conscription system.Therefore, they are not ashamed, but you are a "deserter".

Clinton: (embarrassed) Oh. God Lee: From the time of deferred enlistment to the failure of the lottery, you narrowly escaped the conscription. That is to say, while others are fighting at the front line, you are at the rear. You are a "deserter type" President of the United States. Clinton: (embarrassed) It would be better to say "desert wave". At that time, I was not the only one who avoided serving as a soldier. God Lee: Don't you feel ashamed that you didn't serve as a soldier? Clinton: (Laughs) The moral standards of the baby boomers are a little bit different, right?

(Laughter.) God Lee: What does the name Jennifer Flowers mean to you? Clinton: (embarrassed) Well, that was the beginning of my misery. God Lee: Paula Corbin Jones (Paula Jones), the name? Clinton: (embarrassed) That's another starting point. God Li: And compensated the lady 850,000 so that she would not sue you again. Clinton: (Nods.) God Lee: Monica Lewinsky (Monica Lewinsky), what about the name? Clinton: Another starting point. (Laughter.) God Lee: Are you the first US president to be declared in contempt of court while in office? Clinton: This bad habit has been changed in this court.

(Laughter.) God Lee: Are you the first US president to be accused of sexual harassment? Clinton: This is also a bad habit. (Laughter.) God Li: You seem to have a lot of things about women outside of marriage? Clinton: In fact, there are very few. It's just that they are often exposed. In this regard, luck is very bad. (Laughter.) God Lee: Is it bad luck to become the president of the United States? Clinton: I was unlucky all the way. President Roosevelt had a mistress, Lucy Page Mercer. For 30 years, he even died in front of his mistress. When his wife arrived, the mistress walked away. The whole world helped Roosevelt I didn't hide it from his wife, but I only stole a little love, and the whole world helped to expose me, including the mistress herself. This world is too unfair.And President Kennedy, one after another, even openly swam in the White House swimming pool. Everyone, including the reporters, helped to hide it. His mistress only announced that he had a hand in hand with him when she became a grandmother. How kind people were in that era. How reserved!

(Laughter.) Bush Sr.: (on the seat) You are also very reserved. You were only oral (oral) in the Oval (Oval Hall of the White House), and you didn't come to the real thing. Clinton: It's really all right, at least not on the mistress' coat.And, let me tell you, Mr. Bush Sr., it's not your turn to make fun of me. Your record in this area is too shabby. (Laughter.) Obama: (on the seat) Only a black president is the most secure in the world, and he is the most loyal to his wife. Clinton: She'll eat him alive. (His wife will eat him to death.) (Laughter.) Obama: (pointing to Truman) It seems that President Truman is the best. He is absolutely the same throughout his life.

Clinton: His wife has been watching him since he was 6 years old, and he was in the same class from the fifth grade to the middle school.When he was a senator, his wife worked as a secretary to keep an eye on him. After he died at the age of 88, his wife lived until he died at the age of 97. During his lifetime and after his death, he was kept under close watch every time, and there was no chance. (Laughter.) Truman: (on the seat) When I was Roosevelt's vice president, I once described the vice president as "almost as useful as a cow's fifth teat". I have been content all my life, no Needs too many tits.

(Laughter.) Clinton: Of course, if the unit of life is just the number of teats, we still like sows. (Laughter.) God Lee: Still on the public teat (still in government), it seems only Obama has a chance. Kennedy: (in the seat, whispering to Johnson) The English of the Chinese sitting on the trial platform is not covered. Johnson: (In the seat, whispering) Especially he has research on teat. Kennedy: (snickers) He's working on nipples, not teats. God Lee: (Looking at Kennedy and Johnson) Actually, I heard what you said furtively. You said that I have research on nipple. In fact, I have more research on nipple-wort, nipplewort.

(Everyone whispered to each other and shook their heads one by one. No one could understand the word.) God Lee: Did you fail every president? nipple-wort is "European rice straw dish". (The whole hall let out an "ah".) God Lee: Two words in English were used by your Air Force Major General Harold N. Campbell to describe you. One is draft dodging (defunct military service) and the other is dope smoking (smoking marijuana).The major general was fined $7000 and kicked out of the army for no freedom of speech, but he said you "smoke marijuana", right? Clinton: (embarrassed) I... smoked marijuana, but didn't smoke it.

God Lee: Oh, I see.You tend to excuse yourself by acknowledging the form but not the substance.Clinton, "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." Maybe that's why I never liked chocolate. Whose words are these? Clinton: Thank God Lee recited my quote from 1995, the quote before "Maybe" is from (Forrest Gump).I added a paragraph telling people why I don't like chocolate because I don't like that much uncertainty. God Li: When you were 29 years old, you married her when you were 27 years old. The reason is to determine the factors, right?

Clinton: Yes.Annoyingly, too much chocolate came after the wedding. (Laughter.) God Lee: I can forgive you. Clinton: I am very grateful for this understanding. If it were not for the court, I would shake hands with God Lee. God Lee: I guess I avoid shaking your hand.Your wife says you have beautiful hands, Judith Krantz says shaking your hand is "a full-body sexual experience", you have hands, I'd take you for a Greek be wary of you like that. Clinton: Is it impossible to "melt" between us? God Lee: "Molten"? "melt" what?You are a criminal, and I am Li, the God who presided over the "Last Judgment". How could the word "melt" appear?Oh, I remember, when you first became President, President Ford, who was in opposition, called old friends and leaders of the Republican Party and gave a blunt warning that the new president must not be underestimated, that he was just another A smooth politician.In fact, Clinton is a man who can sell ice that has melted for three days.That's all he can do.It seems that you are selling ice to me, otherwise why did the word "melt" appear? Clinton: (laughs) President Ford is too generous. God Lee: No matter how capable and charming you are personally, you are a "professional neo-imperialist" as the president of the United States. Clinton: (confused) "Professional neo-imperialist"? God Lee: "The Professional Neo-Imperialist". Clinton: Is imperialism still divided into old and new? God Lee: old and new.Your American imperialism is new and very different from the old one.The representative of the old-style imperialism is British imperialism, which is of the type of murder, robbery and land grabbing. It is ugly enough without makeup.But the United States is much more sophisticated in terms of killing, stealing goods, and occupying land. Basically, the United States has packaged itself as Santa Claus, although this father-in-law is basically a rascal, a thief, and a strong robber.Since Santa Claus appears on the stage, he will be accompanied by many pleasing props, freedom, democracy, human rights, humor, stage, film, TV, media, American life scenery... everything comes in a row, but it is a smile full face.But basically, it "cannibalizes people without spitting out their bones". The old-fashioned imperialism included missionaries in addition to swords and guns. Now in the United States, it is Hollywood in addition to swords and guns.In the era of missionaries, you had the land, he had the bible, after a while, you had his bible, and he had your land.But missionaries are not always pleasant things. Even sexual intercourse, they stipulate that only "missionary positions" are allowed, how monotonous it is.Now it’s all right, Santa’s big backpack contains Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, Madonna and Rambo, and even JOHN-JOHN porn.Who can resist this Santa Claus?When American-style imperialism goes to a country and wipes it out, who cares about anything else?The final performance of American-style imperialism is that he does not kill people, sell goods, or seize land, but he will empty you, empty your resources, and empty your opportunities.Hollowing out, not robbing, with the treasury bonds issued by Santa Claus as proof, and the private Goldman Sachs Group (Goldman Sachs Group) as proof, he can still live his good life in the United States, what does it matter if the debt is high, under the stage It is the whole world, the whole world that was led by President Nixon to steal the world.You America is the "Nation of Super Hypocrites". Clinton: "Nation of Super Hypocrites"? God Lee: Isn't it?Americans love trade, but they build high barriers under Section 301; Americans love their neighbors, but go to other countries to shoot people; Americans love human rights, but they don’t allow their enemies to seek political asylum; The last two... The United States is a great country, and its hypocrisy is relatively great. Others are just hypocrites, but the United States is a super hypocrite.Emerson said that America is the land of the young. (America is a country of young men.) He is wrong, the United States is the "country of super hypocrites". Clinton: Will super hypocrites come from the Western Hemisphere to fight in two world wars? God Lee: Participation in two world wars just illustrates this point.It shows that even in imperialist countries, you are still opportunists, hoping that others will fight first, and then you will take advantage of it. The most typical pattern is that you always follow other people's buttocks, let others be the bad guys first, bleed and sweat first, and stay far away. Needless to say, in the First World War and the Second World War in the 20th century, you participated in the war only halfway through others' fighting. Your speculative speed was beyond the expectation of Germany.Germany judged that even if you participated in the war, you would not be in time. In fact, you can come quickly.At the Paris Peace Conference after the First World War, even the victorious countries, Britain and France, believed that you had bought a seat on the peace table cheaply.On the other hand, you, the United States, also made war fortune. Before the war, the Americans owed 3 billion dollars to the Europeans; after the war, the Europeans owed the Americans 3 billion dollars, and the governments of European countries owed the United States 10 billion dollars. Good idea?You are the most evil, but you say that others are evil; you are beggar-thy-neighbor, but you say you love your neighbor; Yes, but God is with you, what kind of God is it?Is it a Mammon (God of Wealth) who eats all directions?If you in the United States are blessed by nature, it’s fine. In fact, you eat other people’s food and let others serve you. Are you embarrassed?You got an empire, but you played the wrong role. To be the boss of imperialism, you have to look good, but you have formed bad relationships and eat all over the world. What kind of boss is this! Clinton: (touching his nose) It can't all depend on us, right? You also need to see the bright side of the United States.For example, our freedom of speech. God Li: You have covered every corner, will you not cover freedom of speech?You claim that you are a country with free speech all day long, do you want to see how you manipulate it? On March 13, 2005, the "New York Times" stated that the United States is currently in a "new era of prefabricated news."While the government conveys a large amount of its own information, it also uses fake news to provide it to the media everywhere.Over the past four years, at least 20 federal agencies, including the Department of Defense and the Census Bureau, have produced and distributed hundreds of TV fake news stories.In addition, the U.S. military spent money in Iraq to buy Iraqi newspaper pages and bribe journalists to carry out the so-called news war. On November 30, 2005, the "Los Angeles Times" said: The US military in Iraq has been buying articles supporting the United States, translating the articles into Arabic, and publishing them in Baghdad newspapers.The U.S. military also bought an Iraqi newspaper and took control of a radio station to "send a message favorable to the United States to the Iraqi public."Another report said that the U.S. military has set up a press club in Baghdad, paying each member 200 dollars a month to write articles in support of U.S. military operations. On December 2, 2005, the Washington Post editorial called this violation of press freedom "carefully planned agitation and propaganda", so-called "Planted Propaganda", I think the effect is suspicious , This kind of propaganda emphasizes "embedded sex". Except for male prostitutes and cowherds, I don't see any success in "embedded sex".Applied to freedom of speech, it is just control, not freedom. Clinton: Anyway, we are always gentle, not hard. We always have grace and maintain "the gentle face". God Lee: "The Soft Side"?That's not necessarily the case, is it?After the disintegration of the Soviet Union, the Prime Minister of Malaysia had a feeling. He said: After the collapse of the communists and socialists, the need to show the gentle face of capitalism is no longer there. Now naked capitalism has made a come back. There is no place for the small anywhere. Globalization and liberalization are translated into absolute freedom to dominate world wide. Oligopoly is the order of the day. (After the disintegration of communism and socialism, capitalism no longer needs to show its soft side. Now, naked capitalism has made a comeback, and globalization and liberalization have taken everything they want In the whole world, the big ones rule the world, the small ones stand alone, and all oligopolies are monopolized.) Regarding this passage, my feeling is: Indeed, the gentle face of capitalism (the soft side of capitalism) is indeed not needed anymore, and everything in the United States is blatantly tough.But despite this, you still have a lot of "soft power", so-called soft power, flooding the world. Clinton: "Soft Power"?Is it the pride of our US Assistant Secretary of Defense Joseph S. Nye Jr.? God Lee: Should I be proud of it, or should I be ashamed of it? "Soft power" is not as complicated as Nai said, and it is even so complicated that a book should be written to praise it. "Soft power" is very simple. It refers to power other than hard power and military power. This kind of power is actually simple, and it is "money making" and "propaganda." "Making money" is economic power, it is a showdown with bling, it can be called showdown; "propaganda" is the power of the media, it can be called showbiz (show business) with dazzling to make you like and yearn for you, the propaganda in the United States is really overwhelming Yes, when the United States was in the Soviet Union to "promote" the American life, it could use real objects to show and show-and-tell the American kitchen, and Nixon started the "kitchen debate" with the Soviet leader Khrushchev. The world (including the Soviet Union) yearned for the United States and American life, and at the same time activated the American media to spread the word extensively.Who in the world (including the Soviet Union) can stop it?Can the general public not yearn for the United States?Isn't it natural for everyone to want to immigrate to the United States?At this time, how many people will think: The United States is so rich, did it come from stealing others?Who would have thought that the United States was an imperialist? Nixon: (stands up) I'm sorry, let me interject. I was a party to the "kitchen debate" in 1959. Debate is a fair competition. The Communist Party like Khrushchev can also say their own! God Li: This is the key point. Your "soft power" is too strong, so strong that it is no longer a fair competition.Your foundation is showbiz, and your propaganda is based on movies, sound, light, electricity, singing, dancing, crying and screaming, everything is available.Other countries can't handle you. Even if the British "Beatles" (Beatles) are famous for a while, in the end you are the United States.In short, your showbiz in the United States is too attractive to ordinary people. Even though your pop culture is very shallow, for ordinary people, the thickness (it should be called thinness) is enough.In the psychedelic moment when the general public "re-shows" following your show, who would have thought that the United States is imperialism? Nixon: (laughs) So, Khrushchev and the Communist Party cannot compare with me? God Lee: How to compare?You've been on the cover of Time Magazine 64 times. Is there a level playing field?Of course, you can't compare with showbiz's darling.From celebrities to singers, even Michael Jordan, basketball players, they all beat you in the "media darling" size, you have to stand aside, how old are politicians? Clinton: Allow me to interject, on the cover of "Time Magazine" 64 times, I am so envious of President Nixon. God Lee: You are still envied by Nixon. You first set up the White House Internet address (WEB site) of "Welcome to the White House".Since its establishment on October 21, 1994, within one year, 50 million pages of data or photos have been provided for netizens to use.Data includes: Presidential documents, speeches, proclamations, executive orders, and more. 50 million pages to promote yourself, how can others compare?How about fair competition? Nixon: This is showing our freedom in America, freedom of speech, freedom of expression. God Li: Don’t forget that newspapers, magazines, books, radio, television, movies, etc., etc., are all highly centralized in ownership, and even merged, becoming more and more centralized, forming a chain network. The New York Times and the Washington Post, how many other large and small newspapers, books, and large and small TV stations do they control?Or look at General Motors, which started out as a light bulb and now owns NBC, MSNBC, Bravo, Telemundo, and Universal Pictures.Or look at Disney, which started out as a cartoon company and now owns ABC, ESPN Sports, A&E, Miramax Pictures, 30 radio stations and 17 magazines.Look at Time Warner, which originally published Time and Fortune and now owns CNN, HBO, Warner Bros. Studios, AOL, Book of the Month Club, and more. Brown Press and many magazines... what a horror!There are mergers, mergers, monopolies, and monopolies everywhere, and a small number of interest groups control public opinion. How can there be truly objective freedom of speech?You, the United States, boast that you are a country with free speech. I think it is the free speech of the plutocrats, right? Nixon: I sued the New York Times to stop the publication of Vietnam War secret documents, but the result was unsuccessful. Is this considered freedom of speech? God Li: Only when everyone grabs a piece of meat, or when I want to grab you and don't let me grab it, does a little appearance of freedom of speech occur. After the meat is divided, everyone is more or less the same again.Don't forget how cooperative the media is with the government. In 1986, on the issue of illegal interference in your neighbor Nicaragua, your two major newspapers, the "New York Times" and "Washington Post", published a total of 85 comments, all of which spoke distorted words for the government's illegal interference in the neighbor's internal affairs .It was later found out that your CIA pays 35,000 US dollars a month to bribe foreign journalists to fight against Nicaragua together. In 1976, your Senate Intelligence Committee released a report that there were 50 journalists working for the CIA.Freedom of speech in America!When you American media invaded Iraq in 2003, all of you supported the government’s attack. Not a single newspaper pointed out that this was a wrong thing that violated international law, or pointed out that this was a wrong thing that violated the "United Nations Charter".You American media not only cooperated with the government in this way, but also helped the government spread rumors. Remember the incident of the female soldier Jessica Lynch?In the American media, a picture that has appeared thousands of times is: how the US special forces rescued the American female soldier Lynch in the hands of the Iraqis in the middle of the night, and then introduced overwhelmingly, how Lynch bravely killed the enemy, how Injured and stabbed, how he was insulted and beaten by Iraqi soldiers, and finally how the US special forces went deep into the enemy camp, broke into the hospital, and heroically rescued the heroic Lynch.After these news came out, the American people were deeply moved and encouraged, and the image of the US military with low morale also changed overnight.The well-known media "Washington Post" even used the headline "She was preparing to fight to the death", reporting that when she was attacked, Lynch "violently fought back and shot several enemy soldiers...she kept shooting until the ammunition runs out".The article also mentions that Lynch "continued to open fire on Iraqi soldiers despite suffering multiple gunshot wounds and seeing several other soldiers in her unit die around her... Officials say, 'She was preparing to fight until the end of the war. She didn't want to be captured alive by the enemy,' and said Lynch was also stabbed when Iraqi soldiers closed in on her."When the entire United States was in high spirits, the British "Guardian" and the British BBC TV station conducted on-the-spot investigations and found that the newsreels of the US military broadcast by the US media for more than 5 minutes were all fake.First, the female soldier Lynch's injury was basically the trauma of the car crash, and she was not shot or stabbed by the enemy at all; second, the trauma of the car accident made Lynch unable to participate in the battle at all, and lay in bed Third, when the Special Forces entered the hospital, the Iraqi army had retreated two days earlier, and there was no fact of the invasion; fourth, on the contrary, the medical staff had sent Lynch to the US military checkpoint, But the U.S. military rejected it and insisted on snatching Lynch back; fifth, the final scene is that the medical staff gave the hospital gate key to the U.S. special forces, who refused to accept it and insisted on breaking in without enemy fire. Completed a full set of "heroes save the beauty" drama!Finally, the fake show could not go on, and the female soldier Lynch finally said: That's not me on the TV. (It's not me on the TV.) Bush: (in seat) Ha!Reminds me of Saving Private Ryan directed by Steven Spielberg. God Lee: What movie is that?It seems that the entire World War II was fought by your own country, the United States?Since you mentioned Steven Spielberg, let me just tell you that this director is the epitome of your American paranoia.For the Beijing Olympics, the director was originally an art consultant, but he suddenly issued a statement, saying: "My conscience does not allow me to continue doing this without seeing anything." , so I protest, I will not do this consultant.Strangely, this Sudanese civil war has caused 200,000 deaths and more than 2 million displaced people since 2003. If China is to be blamed, we can’t help but question: as early as 1955-1972 during the civil war in Sudan, the United States was the The big backstage of the killer in power killed 500,000 people at that time. Do you want to blame the United States?500,000 deaths are not blamed on the United States, but 200,000 deaths are blamed on China. What kind of "conscience" is this?Steven Spielberg said that his conscience does not allow him to be a consultant. His "conscience" is so strange. Bush: (on the seat) Which country's conscience is this! Clinton: Steven Spielberg does not represent Americans. God Lee: But the movies he made represent Americans, right?The United States is the largest exporter of film and television products in the world, accounting for 80% of the world. Although the annual output of Mumbai, India is more than that of the United States, it is useless. Ideology, this is your "soft power". This kind of power will paralyze other countries, making people ignore how hateful your United States is, and mistakenly think that your United States is so desirable.Your "soft power" directly affects the cultural values, traditional concepts, sexual behavior, living habits, personal taste, rock music, computer games, jeans size, and junk food of people in other countries.It seems that the only ones in the world who can resist you are the Muslims and the hungry people in Africa.France is also resisting you, but it is becoming more and more unstoppable. In France, American movies account for 60% of the box office.In terms of popular music, from MTV (33 channels in countries around the world), VHI (music channel for seniors), to Nickelodeon (children's program), there are about 1 billion people watching in 164 countries around the world.Like movies and TV, new music is also star-studded because of deliberate hype.In addition, the Internet has given the world a virtual and immediate identification with the United States.70% of the websites are located in the United States, and 90% or 60% of them are in English. The global chat room also has its commercial effect because it allows people to communicate quickly, directly, and informally.The Internet has brought the world closer, and it has infected American popular culture, the vulgar popular culture that is invincible all over the world. Nixon: It seems that other countries have no resistance (sit down). God Lee: How to resist?The amount of information published by US media such as CBS, CNN, and ABC is 100 times that of other countries in the world, and 1,000 times that of the non-aligned countries.The United States controls 75% of the world's TV programs and 60% of the radio programs, with a total of 300,000 hours of TV programs distributed every year.How can other countries resist?Countries in Latin America probably hate you, but 75% of the TV in their home is your program. If you are so busy with life all day and watch TV for entertainment at night, how much time is left for hatred?You are really good in the United States, you have filled up the time when others hate you. Bush Jr.: From this point of view, the United States can conquer the world with "soft power" alone? God Lee: "Soft Power"?I was almost ruined by you.Oh, let’s try Clinton. Just now Nixon brought me too many topics, talking too much about your so-called freedom of speech and “soft power” in the United States. Let’s talk about your non-soft power.President Clinton, talk about how you bullied your neighbor, Haiti. In September 1994, you actually issued an ultimatum to the Haitian military government that "If you do not step down, you will not hesitate to use military intervention", and signed an absurd military execution order of "Operation to Safeguard Democracy", and the United States will launch the army.Under the mediation of former President Carter, the military government made an agreement with the United States and handed over power before deciding to stop the attack.However, the United States launched a combat operation alone, landed in the Haitian capital Port-au-Prince, demanded the establishment of a new regime, and spent 850,000 US dollars to hire bodyguards to protect the so-called head of state supported by the United States.Are you kidding me?Do you remember who it was? Clinton: Is that Aristide (Jean-Bertrand Aristide)? God Lee: Then he and you were both capricious, and the unlucky one was Haiti, your American neighbor Haiti.You brought down Raul Cedras once and Aristides twice. Clinton: Later, the United States withdrew its troops. God Lee: No, until you step down, you still have 200 American soldiers to suppress Haiti. The so-called American soldiers are not in Haiti is a lie.The problem is that the United States loves to control your neighbors so much that the only thing you care about is whether the dictator listens to you. Once a natural or man-made disaster happens to your neighbors, you are extremely cruel and do not allow refugees from your neighbors to seek asylum in the United States. During the 2010 earthquake in Haiti, your air force transport plane circled the sky for 5 hours a day, playing disaster relief news and a recorded conversation with the Haitian ambassador to the United States. The content of the conversation actually asked the victims not to try to go to the United States.The ambassador said: "Listen, don't rush to get on the boat and leave, it will only cause more trouble. I tell you frankly, if you think that you can reach the United States and all doors will be open to you, you are wrong. The United States they We will intercept you at sea and send you home." The ambassador wasn't lying a bit, because U.S. officials instituted an unprecedented land-sea-air defense operation code-named "Vigilant Sentry" (Vigilant Sentry), formed under the joint defense of U.S. warships off Haiti A 1,100-kilometer blockade was established to strictly prevent Haitian refugees from coming to the United States to escape.Look, this is what you Americans do. In the neighboring territory of Haiti, you have supported various types of dictators to make troubles and fish the people. Once man-made disasters and natural disasters occur, you make the people fish and meat. They drowned in the sea and were not allowed to land in the United States.You Americans! Clinton: Fortunately, I was no longer the president of the United States when the Haiti earthquake occurred. This mess was taken over by President Obama.But what can he do?It seems that anyone who becomes the President of the United States is the same. God Lee: They all have the same black hearts.The problem is, when it comes to Haiti, you Clinton can be very black hearted. Clinton: (confused) Me specifically? God Lee: (pointing to Clinton) That's right, specifically you. Clinton: Can you tell me why? God Lee: Of course.You know, of course, the important document of the United Nations Refugee Convention.This contract is actually very slippery.Because in order to protect human rights and enable people to have the "right of asylum", the United Nations has no reason not to support people who leave their own country for asylum, but in practice, there are at least 3 billion people in the world who meet this condition, and so many people flee to Foreign countries, foreign countries can't bear it, so the 1951 "United Nations Refugee Convention" has conditional provisions that seek asylum should be based on the "national gate" that actually "steps" into the country of residence.In other words, you have to have both feet on the land of the country you are going to defect to.Now, here comes the problem. In 1993, a large number of Haitian refugees fled to the United States. Not only did you order the navy to intercept them, but you also took the best and most clever trick. You even bribed the Haitian government to ask the Haitian government to allow: After Haitian refugees arrived in the United States Territory, before applying for asylum in accordance with the UN Refugee Convention, the U.S. Coast Guard can send the captured refugees back to Haiti!How ironic, spending money to buy you "not landing", asking your government to "recycle refugees" like "recycling garbage", this method is so delicate.President Clinton, is there such a thing? Clinton: (embarrassed) Oh, oh, this is really a question that is harder to answer than "ellipse". (Laughter.) God Lee: This time, you can't say that you have no relationship with that country like "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." Clinton: (embarrassed) I hate the word relations. I hope I never see this word again. (Laughter.) God Lee: Do you know why you Americans are afraid of foreign refugees landing? Clinton: Because once they land, they cannot be driven away. God Li: No, you can drive him away, but you have to go to court, which is very troublesome.And once the refugees are driven away, the whole world will say that the United States is too unworthy. It tells others to abandon tyranny and go to freedom all day long. In the end, they come here, but you don't want it. It's too shameful.Therefore, your American method is: first intercept the refugee boat at sea and not allow it to dock, and then ask the governments of Mexico, Guatemala, and Honduras to allow the U.S. Coast Guard to escort these stowaways to the territories of these countries, because these The country's refugee application process is very straightforward, almost rejected as soon as they come, and the speed and procedure of expulsion are much faster than those in the United States.The United States is a "country of super hypocrites". It is very troublesome to be hypocritical in terms of procedures. Therefore, from bribing Haiti to "recover refugees" to asking countries such as Mexico to "recover refugees", the United States has to cheat and do it well. Very hard.In comparison, it is much more convenient for you to be outside the Americas instead of the Americas.像你们口口声声地以“人道主义”之名插手科索沃，结果变成人道主义灾难，你们非法对南斯拉夫进行长达78天的野蛮轰炸，在200万人口的科索沃地区，投下几百万吨的炸药，造成1300多名无辜平民死亡、巨大的经济损失和上百万名的难民。唉，克林顿总统，你的太太在电视上有一句名言：Well，we have to respect our generation！ （我们必须尊重我们那一代的世代价值！）把联合国承认的一个国家，炸得这样血肉模糊，这难道就是你们这一代干的好事吗？ 克林顿：要改变这世界，总要付代价啊。 上帝李：关键在谁来付代价。联合国儿童基金会1996年的一份报告中估计，有50万伊拉克儿童死于制裁。在被要求作出评论时，你的驻联合国大使马德琳奥尔布莱特（Madeleine K. Albright）对这数字毫无异议。50万个小孩就这样死了，换来的，是你们美国人的一句风凉话，甚至不是一声叹息。 克林顿：我们美国为了防止恐怖主义，很多方面都情非得已。 上帝李：哪来那么多恐怖主义？是你们招惹恐怖主义上门的。你曾说：“美国人是恐怖主义的目标，这部分是由于我们采取了行动来促进和平与民主，以及我们团结一致反对恐怖主义的缘故。”事实上，因果问题是这样简单吗？伊斯兰教徒整天在“安拉”他们自己，谁关心你美国“促进和平与民主”？问题是，你的“促进和平与民主”，是朝别人头上丢炸弹的，别人会不恨你吗？别人恨你，不是因为你玩“和平与民主”，恨你，是因为你玩炸弹。你的敌人也不全是伊斯兰教徒，因为你的炸弹，世界通用，你们炸南斯拉夫，一炸就先炸33天。33天后，你克林顿还自我讲评说：“33天的轰炸时间似乎显得比较长。但我认为这次空中打击的时间并不是特别长。”（This may seem like a long time. I don't think that this air campaign has been going on a particularly long time.）然后，你再下令炸了45天。一共炸了78天，炸得饱和又饱和了。请问你们美国这样“促进和平与民主”，即使是真的，别人受得了吗？不是恐怖主义的，也要恐怖主义报复你们了，不是吗？ 克林顿：（摸鼻子）我希望上帝李能看到我们美国人的无奈，我们不能眼睁睁地看着南斯拉夫那个国家里发生屠杀。 上帝李：所以你们美国就带着你们的走狗北约，伙同一气，先去屠杀南斯拉夫78天，是不是？ 克林顿：（摸鼻子）我们是武装人道干预。 上帝李：武装人道干预，那是你在担任总统的第二年，1994年，弄出来的第25号总统决策指令（Presidential Decision Directive 25，PDD25），不是吗？ 克林顿：武装干预是基于人道基础。 上帝李：人道？你们美国不说了，光是你们的走狗北约，军事力量就超出你们干预对象的137倍、经济力量就超出696倍，你们讲人道，你们除了轰炸以外，对北约以外的国家做了些什么人道举措？ 克林顿：我们要阻止屠杀。 上帝李：为什么不阻止1965年起的印度尼西亚苏哈托将军（General Suharto）的屠杀？你们驻印度尼西亚的大使馆报告上来的，被杀人数是30万；你们国防部长麦纳马拉国会报告的，被杀人数是50万，后来评估的人数是100万，很多是儿童，苏哈托担心被害人家属报复，所以一杀杀一家，连小孩都杀。你们美国的人道在哪里？你们支持苏哈托将军杀人，并支持他黑暗统治32年，杀完了自己印度尼西亚人，又转杀到东帝汶人，杀东帝汶人的高潮是1977到1978，正是所谓人权总统卡特的任内，你们美国的人道在哪里？联合国最后估计；原有85万人的东帝汶，最后只剩下15万人，几乎5/6都不见了，你们美国的人道在哪里？而你克林顿在干什么呢？ 克林顿：哦，我在努力中止悲剧。 上帝李：中止？亏你还说得出来！谁在偷偷代印度尼西亚独裁者训练军队啊？不是你克林顿吗？谁在提供军事援助的美元，不是你克林顿吗？你不觉得很遗憾吗？ 克林顿：（窘）至少，我对死亡的儿童感到遗憾。 上帝李：在遗憾别国的儿童前，看看你们美国自己吧。别忘了美国的儿童贫困指数在全世界22个发达国家中倒数第二。儿童贫困率高于总人口的贫困率。据美国人口普查局2005年8月30日公布的数据，在美国3700万贫困人口中，有近1/3是儿童。全美国有135万个儿童无家可归。没有健康保险的孩子，2005年一度高达29%，其中很多孩子既没有体检，也没有接种疫苗。看看2005年9月6日的《纽约时报》吧。甚至美国人对小孩子还加以人体试验呢。2005年5月5日美国《侨报》报道，在过去20年里，由美国政府资助的科研人员，在没有基本保护和独立组织监管的情况下，在数百名收养院的儿童身上进行治疗艾滋病的药物测试，致使孩子的健康遭到极大伤害，甚至一些儿童在治疗过程中死亡。 小布什：（在座位上）It's the children，Stupid！（笨蛋，问题在儿童！） 克林顿：（怒向小布什）这些是2005年的事，在你小布什任上，不在我任上。 上帝李：如果你永远把自己和小布什比，你会永远觉得你是好总统。一如你太太所说的：I've been getting along fine.（我的日子过得不错。） (Laughter.) 克林顿：（窘）我很痛苦，我需要点精神寄托。 上帝李：你不是相信上帝吗？ 克林顿：（窘）那还不够。 上帝李：你去请教你的司法部长珍妮特雷诺（JanetReno）吧！ 克林顿：请教她什么？ 上帝李：请教她如何解决“需要点精神寄托”的问题。你批准珍妮特雷诺对付宣传世界末日的戴维支派，1993年4月19日，你们出动450名军警、几十辆坦克、装甲车、直升机，团团围住这邪教的所在地，开始攻坚。最后，邪教信徒86人全体自焚而死，所在地也化为一片焦土，你记得吗？这攻击命令可是你下的？ 克林顿：我记得。 上帝李：看来“需要点精神寄托”可以，但别加入了邪杀。你们美国人对邪教一律消灭，但对你们要对付的国家的邪教，你们就声援，甚至高叫那是宗教自由、政府过问就是践踏人权。多么奇怪的双重标准啊。只是你们美国自己太不捧自己的场了，你们的邪教，竟然邪到集体自焚，真是世界纪录啊。 克林顿：我们的宗教底子是正派的，是清教徒。 上帝李：美国是清教徒带头建立的国家，它有86%的基督徒，但因底子是清教徒的，所以反射出来的，是更多的矛盾、专断与伪善。噢，你们美国的伪善是有名的。富兰克林不是讲过清教徒与海盗的故事吗？航行时遇到海盗，清教徒吓得藏在船舱里，一边藏一边咒骂仆人说：我们是和平主义者，不打仗的，可是你们不是，你们要去打海盗，保护我们啊。 (Laughter.) 克林顿：（摸摸鼻子。） 上帝李：这种伪君子现象，在《京都议定书》的签署上，就看出来了。你克林顿总统在1998年签署《京都议定书》，但却从未提交到参议院审核批准，因为缺乏支持。2001年3月，小布什总统则停止这项送交批准的程序。白宫发言人阿里弗莱舍尔（AriFleischer）宣布说，美国拒绝执行《京都议定书》，因为总统的立场相当明确，他不支持《京都议定书》，这一议定书“内容并不符合美国的最佳经济利益。并且，在参议院，有95票反对，而且完全没有赞成票”。看到了吧，地球上最大的污染国，竟是这样对待全世界其他国家的，但你还保有清教徒伪君子的含蓄，那95名参议员和小布什总统呢，可就明着干了。 克林顿：他们不是伪君子，他们是真小人。 上帝李：所有正义的历史都会留下你们美国人的一切。 克林顿：（笑）只要不是oralhistory（口述历史），我都不怕。因为我力求光明正大，我还写了自传呢。 (Laughter.) 上帝李：其实啊，你们美国的历史有许多是不可靠的，不管oral不oral，在你们涉及国内历史部分，对印第安人和黑人的暴行，都给动了手脚了，直到20世纪60年代，才放松了一点。大体上说，涉及国内历史部分，是属于你们的，你们赖掉了；涉及国外历史部分，正好相反，是不属于你们的，你们抢走了。看看第二次世界大战吧，好像胜仗是你们一国打的，宣传转折点是诺曼底登陆，其实转折点是斯大林格勒，功劳都给动手脚了。你们美国才死了几个？看看苏联，2000万人死掉了、几百万人伤残了，1710座城镇、7万座村庄、600万栋房屋、3185万座工厂、98000座集体农场都毁掉了。艾森豪威尔总统到苏联去，在飞机上，他从西部边界飞到莫斯科，看不到一座没遭到毁坏的房屋，《生活》杂志记者报道：“眼前看到的是一片荒原。前线碰到的一个小镇，只是一片枯柴状的手，一齐指向天空。”你们美国啊，才死了几个人？你们国家里没有一间房屋倒塌、你们本土没挨过一颗子弹，你们打得算什么仗，最后写出来，把不属于你们的历史都抢走了。哦，这样说也不算公道，因为你们也把属于你们的，分摊给别人了。越战时，你们美国对柬埔寨及老挝展开超级大轰炸，小小的柬埔寨乃是人类有史以来落弹量最多的一国，被炸死的平民高达100万，柬埔寨，也正如李梅将军所预言，成了世界上第一个被炸回到石器时代的国家，这也使得越战失败后，赤柬当权，以石器时代的野蛮方式展开报复，柬埔寨人又被整死了100万。两场浩劫下来，柬埔寨死亡人数占了总人口的1/4。换算起来，柬埔寨挖出的两具尸体中，有一具是你们美国的杰作。但是历史和媒体在你们手里，所有死尸都算在赤柬账上了。你们把属于你们的历史送给别人了，你们的历史，谁还敢信啊？ 克林顿：（点点头）我要坦白说，听到这些，我开了眼界。 上帝李：你的眼界其实早被你们强大的媒体力量给开了又开。要听听你们美国新闻署在第二次世界大战后的记录吗？（拿出一张纸）编制11000人，拥有200多个新闻中心，分布在100多个国家，用30多种语言出版约80种杂志和60种周刊与半月刊报纸，全球发行量逾3000万份，还出版许多书籍和小册子。新闻署每年用60多种语言向国外播放1700多次专题电视广播，有2000个电视广播台在90多个国家转播。在国外还有200多个影片库和8000台左右的电影放映机，其中包括约300个在亚洲、非洲、拉丁美洲一些地区的电影巡回放映队。每年有两亿多人看到美国电视、有7.5亿人看到美国电影。“冷战”期间，《美国之音》用46种语言向全世界广播（放下纸）。上面所说还只是你们美国官方的排山倒海；至于非官方的，那就更效果非凡了。你听过大众传播学上的“皮下注射理论”（hypodermictheory）吧？岂止皮下注射，简直是“嵌入性”（embeddedness）的呢！ 克林顿：上帝李提到美国官方动员的媒体力量，我没话说，但民间的也就是非官方的，却有独立的立场，我们美国有自由舆论，不跟极权国家一鼻孔出气。 上帝李：不一个鼻孔吗？举个例吧，你们的《纽约时报》，从2001年9月11日到2003年3月21日，18个月之间，刊了70篇有关伊拉克的社论，却完全不曾出现侵略伊拉克、违反联合国宪章和国际法等字眼，试看这是什么舆论？这种公然目无国际规范和人间正义的干法，不正和你们的政府一鼻孔出气吗？你说你们美国不是极权国家，有自由舆论，可是啊，你们的头牌报纸干的什么事？它叫《纽约时报》呢？还是《消息报》或《真理报》？你们挖苦苏联的两个报纸，说《消息报》中无真理、《真理报》中无消息，你们的真理与消息呢？你们对伊拉克干的好事，还敢再向世界炫耀自由舆论吗？ 克林顿：（窘）我们难免有不一致的地方。 上帝李：其实你们内部的丑陋作业，倒满一致的呢。早在62年前，1948年2月24日，你们国务院的大主任乔治凯南就秘密报告说： 我们的人口仅占世界6.3%，财富占世界50%……在这种情况下，我们不能成为嫉妒和怨恨的对象……我们……设计某种国际关系，让我们能保持这种“不对等”……我们没必要欺骗自己，对我们来说，利他主义和推恩世界都是奢侈品。 乔治凯南这一内部文件，倒真真小人极了。你们美国总统接触到的这类文件可太多了吧？ 克林顿：为了美国的安全，我们没办法，我们只好维系这一“不对等”。 上帝李：问题还不在你们有了世界的一半财富，而在你们为了保持这种“不对等”而伸出来的拳头。可悲的是，一做了美国总统，再好的人也会变成恶魔。有一个好消息告诉你们，你们美国人作恶，不能全记在美国总统头上，实际上，坏事是你们举国上下绝大多数干出来的。看看你们在“911”后6个星期就通过的《美国爱国者法案》，你们公然通过反人权的法案。这部法案的通过，参议院除了一位参议员法因戈尔德（Russell Feingold）外，99%都赞成了，怎么能怪总统一个人？但总统是带头干的，所以要负总责任，道德上躲得掉，法理上也躲不掉。何况，从道德上讲，也没有一位总统站得住。把《排华法案》由20年讨价还价到10年，这就是你们总统的道德了，你们的道德原来只是对折的。好了，审判到此为止，退庭（槌一敲，起立）。 (The curtain falls.)