Chapter 76 2. The Son of Heaven's Great Hunger Strike

Ever since his wife poured shit on him, Guo Bang has had an opinion on Li Wei. He can't figure it out, everyone is an important leader of the country, and they should work together to care about the country and the people. You said this Li Wei, he forced me to eat shit when he was idle, what is this? From then on, the two armies began to attack each other. In the city of Chang'an, there were constant killing sounds every day. After a while, Li Wei's army came over, and after a while, Guo Si's army came over again.Emperor Xian of the Han had no choice but to send another peace negotiation team to try to adjust the two guys.

It's okay not to send envoys, but Guo Bang's brain was stimulated when the envoys came.He thought at the time: "Oh, how did I forget the emperor? If I kidnap the emperor and let the emperor express his support for me, then wouldn't Li Hui not have to recite the curse?" Unexpectedly, there were secret agents sent by Li Kuo lurking around Guo Si, and the news was immediately reported to Li Kuo's desk.At that time, Li Wei was in a hurry: "This Guo Si, the more troublesome the more outrageous, he dared to kidnap the emperor, is that okay? In order to protect His Majesty the Emperor, it seems that I have no choice but to... kidnap the Emperor first."

Li Yu's soldiers rushed into the palace with three carriages: "Your Majesty, which carriage are you in?" Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty: "...Actually, I don't want to leave the palace..." The soldier said: "Your Majesty, look at you, are you digressing? Hurry up and pick a car up, we have to hurry up." Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was forcibly kidnapped, along with countless court ladies.Then Li Kui set a fire and burned all the palaces, government offices and people's houses to ashes. Seeing Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, Li Min hurriedly told Guo Bang about his bad state: "Your Majesty, look, look at this old Guo, is his brain obviously flooded? I heard that he is hiding at home every day, eating shit alone. , Your Majesty, tell me, what is this called?"

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty said helplessly: "Okay then, I will send a peace negotiation team to persuade Guo Si to eat less...don't eat it alone, I have to save some for you anyway." Li Yu: "Save some for me...why do I sound so awkward?" The peace negotiation team was dispatched, but was detained by Guo Bang.After that, Li Guo and Li Guo fought in Chang'an, and random arrows shot straight into Emperor Xian's tent, which made Emperor Xian of Han tremble.After a period of suffering, Li and Guo finally got tired and entered the period of peace talks. After that, Emperor Xian was finally released by Li Wei, but was stopped by countless barbarians.The barbarians asked: "Are you the emperor? Guo Si said, you promised to give us the maid as your girlfriend. Where is the maid now? Where is our girlfriend?"

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty had no choice but to send people to hold a banquet, invite the guests of the Hu people, and promised to give them a maid in a certain period of time, and the Hu people then promised to retreat.Then Emperor Xian boarded his chariot and marched towards Baling. On the way, the soldiers of Li Kuo and Guo Bang almost fought in front of Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, which frightened Emperor Xian enough. Since Chang'an City was burned down by Li Wei, everyone held a meeting to discuss finding another place to stay.Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty said: "I'm going to Hongnong, please make arrangements for me. Thank you."

Guo Si said: "I disagree with your Majesty's proposal to go to Hongnong, and I reject it." Everyone asked: "Old Guo, why don't you agree?" The motion to sacrifice the emperor was rejected, and the poor emperor suddenly fell into despair.At that time, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was furious. He threw the job bowl in his hand and said: "Guo Si is arguing with me and bullying me. What's the point of me being alive? I'm not alive, and I'm on a hunger strike. Thank you for this." Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty officially started a hunger strike.In the morning, Emperor Xian didn't eat a bite, nor at noon, and at night, he still refused to eat.

So the ministers said to Guo Si: "Old Guo, look at you. If you insist on vetoing your majesty's proposal, what kind of situation did you force the poor majesty into? This is really going to starve the emperor out. Lao Guo, you But we have to bear historical responsibility." Guo Bang was a rough man after all, and he was a little scared, so he said: "Your Majesty must go to Hongnong, then...then go to any place nearby." Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty finally escaped from the hands of the two kidnappers, Li Kuo and Guo Si, and fled to freedom. But when Emperor Xian was running for his life in a panic in the wilderness, Li Kui and Guo Si successfully joined forces again.The two said: "Look at the two of us, we carried guns together and went whoring together. That was a life-and-death friendship. What happened during this time? How did the two of us fight? Also, the emperor left, he Will you be angry with us and send someone to beat us?"

It's entirely possible! If the emperor cannot send someone to beat us, then the emperor must be tied back. stop!Li Yu and Guo Bang chased after him again: "Emperor, stop for me, otherwise I won't spare you!"