Chapter 77 3. The days without shorts

In 194 A.D., the Mengjin Ferry on the Yellow River. Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty and his entourage fled here under the pursuit of Li Kuo and Guo Si. At this time, the total number of Huben Army and Yulin Army around Emperor Xian did not exceed a hundred people.And Li and Guo joined forces, tens of thousands of people, besieging Emperor Xian and his followers.When he was in danger, he saw Emperor Xian flicking his long hair and screaming up to the sky: "Give me strength, I am Emperor Xian, listen to me, and break out of the encirclement with me!" Emperor Xian took the lead and rushed out on foot, surrounded by ministers, Empress Fu on the left, Anji General Dong Cheng on the right.Empress Fu couldn't walk, her brother Fude supported her, and there were more than a dozen pieces of silk in Fude's arm.This is all of Empress Fu's property, and she is reluctant to let it go even if she dies.

Finding that everyone's actions were hindered by the empress, Dong Cheng scolded: "Who is that, empress, you are lacking in mind, quickly throw away the silk!" Empress Fu refused: "No, this is all my property, and I will not lose it." Dong Cheng: "Are you throwing it away or not?" Empress Fu: "Don't lose it!" Dong Cheng: "Come here, kill this bitch for me!" Everyone stepped forward and chopped with knives, but no one chopped down Queen Fu, but the Queen's brother Fude was hacked to pieces, and the blood spouted like a fountain, spraying on Queen Fu's body.Empress Fu was so frightened that she even wanted to die.

In front is the embankment, the embankment is more than ten feet high. Everyone used the silk that Empress Fu was reluctant to throw away, and twisted it into a rope. First, let people carry Emperor Xian down on their backs. In the water of the Yellow River. Emperor Xian finally boarded the boat, but there were countless human hands sticking out from the river, all the courtiers who followed him to escape, and they all grabbed the side of the boat tightly with their hands: "Your Majesty, give me a hand, hurry up, please... ..." Dong Cheng ordered: "Chop, chop, cut off all these hands!"

According to history books, at that time, the severed fingers on the ship could be picked up one by one.Only dozens of people, including Emperor Xian and Empress Fu, crossed the river. The rest, men and women, were all caught by Li Kui and Guo Si's soldiers and stripped naked.Li Kui continued to chase Xiandi's boat, flying arrows like rain, and the people on the boat covered themselves with quilts. After going through life and death, Emperor Xian finally arrived in Anyi successfully. Wang Yi, the prefect of Hedong, sent silk and satin to Emperor Xian, and Wang Yi was named as a marquis for this.

After that, Emperor Xian lived in a strange house with thorns as a fence. The house was ventilated on all sides, and the doors and windows could not be closed.In the morning, the ministers came to this room, and Emperor Xian sat on a piece of soil and said with relief: "Everyone loves you, and you have something to write about, and nothing to leave the court." Suddenly they heard strange laughter from outside, and the officials turned their heads to see that it was the soldiers who were leaning on the fence and looking in, laughing while watching: "Look, everyone, look at the bear of the emperor, look at it quickly!" He was sitting there with nothing under his robes, not even shorts on."

Emperor Xian shed tears and said, "Can you blame me for not wearing shorts? Fucking Chinese have never invented shorts for thousands of years. The Chinese are all focused on how to take off their clothes." Already... Dear dear ones, the world is so big and there are so many heroes, is it true that there is no one who is loyal to the emperor and patriotic, willing to stand up and make a selfless contribution at this time?"