Chapter 75 1. The Butterfly Effect of Women

In the spring of 196 AD, three major events occurred: The first one was that Liu Guan and Zhang Sanjie announced that they would give up resistance, surrendered to Lu Bu, and stationed troops in Xiaopei to breathe. The second one is that Lu Bula held the hand of his wife Du Xiuniang, was chased by the rebels, and ran wildly in the wilderness. The third one is that Cao Cao was also running wildly, but he led his people to Chang'an, the capital, to coerce the emperor to order the princes. Now let's just talk about the third one, the sad and devastated Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, unfortunately fell into the hands of Dong Zhuo's generals Li Kui and Guo Si. From then on, Xiandi's 9981 difficulties officially began.

But the conscience of heaven and earth, whether it is Li Wei or Guo Si, although they are just rough people, they still have awe of His Majesty the Emperor.They did not come here to Chang'an to bully Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty. On the contrary, they just wanted to tell His Majesty the emperor that they were really loyal. However, why did Han Xiandi suffer so much again?Speaking of which, alas, it's all women's fault. It is said that after Li Yu and Guo Si arrived in Chang'an and killed all the people they disliked, they took up the positions of important leaders of the country.After that, the two worried about state affairs every day, and discussed together every day: "Hey, look at this country, how are you messing with it? Well, is there any good way to restore peace to the country and let the people live and work in peace and contentment?"

The two men worry about being together every day, and the woman is finally unhappy. This unhappy woman is Guo Si's wife.She found that her husband went out early and returned late every day, and was with Li Yu every day, and she immediately fell into confusion: "No, this is not right, two old men, what's the point of being together every day?" This is not right. There must be other reasons for my husband not returning home every night.They sent someone to inquire, and it was indeed true. The person who came back reported that the maid of Li Wei's family was quite beautiful.

now it's right.Husband does not come home every night, saying that he is worried about national affairs, who would believe this?If there are beautiful girls out there seducing her husband's heart, that's the right thing to do. Now that you are right, you must persuade your husband to give up this kind of nonsense, and let him love you wholeheartedly.This is every woman's first reaction when faced with an emotional battle. So Guo's wife hugged her husband and begged, "Husband, can you come back early tonight? I'm afraid of sleeping alone, and I want to be with you."

Guo Bang also said emotionally: "My dear wife, I also want to be with you and never leave. But look, the suffering people all over the world are calling me to save them. Beloved wife , as leaders, we must put the world first..." Guo Si said, broke away from his wife's hand that was holding him tightly, and went out. Guo's wife sat down and shed tears: "It seems that if you want to win back your husband's heart, you have to find another way." The next day, Li Yu brought gifts to Guo Bang's family, which were fresh vegetables in season.Guo Bang was overjoyed, and sat down to greet his wife: "Come and eat together, or it will be cold in a while... By the way, this is a platter, so it can't be heated."

"Wait a minute!" Guo's wife stepped forward and stopped her husband: "Husband, you are an important leader of the country now, why are you so careless? It doesn't matter who brings the food, just eat it if you say it, in case terrorists get it what to do?" Guo Bang: "...terrorist... elements?" Guo's wife: "That's right, look inside this dish, what's that black thing? Wait until I hug a chicken and try it out to see if it's poison." Guo's wife went out to find a rooster, and before entering the door, she forcibly fed poison to the unlucky big rooster, and then fed the rooster with the food that Li Mi sent. After the rooster ate, its eyes turned white and it died. .

At that time, Guo's wife turned pale with shock: "Honey, did you eat just now?" Guo Si was terrified: "...I have something to eat, I have something to eat..." Guo's wife: "Husband, you are poisoned, hurry up, go to the latrine to eat excrement, the excrement juice is detoxifying, and you will not die after eating excrement..." Guo Si: "Let me eat shit..." Guo's wife: "I must eat it!" According to historical records, Guo Bang came back from a banquet at Li Yu's house, suspected that he was poisoned, and was forcibly fed by his wife with a large amount of feces and urine.

Speaking of Guo Si's wife, it is really a big shortcoming that the history books did not leave her name.Isn't this style of a woman who feeds her husband shit enough to go down in history? There are different teachings, when the wife poops, the husband rolls his eyes.Poor Han Xiandi suffered an unreasonable disaster.It was just because of Guo Si's wife's unfounded jealousy that led to the tragic fate of Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty. This historical process is the butterfly effect caused by women.