Chapter 3 prologue three note

Attention all students—— A should give himself some leeway.If the party is notified in advance that the meeting time is two days, then when asking for leave from the wife or husband, it must be said to be three days, or leave something alive, so as not to be difficult to sell the leave when the party time is temporarily extended.You know, the meaning of a party is not to rehearse the expected feelings and projects, but to create all kinds of accidents, unexpected laughter and tears, unexpected leaving and staying. B Don't trust yourself.Even if you swear that you can't drink because you have hyperlipidemic myocarditis, or consider yourself a never-smoker, don't drive there, don't treat hyperlipidemic myocarditis as a big problem, and go around honestly. Prepare a cigarette here.You know, the point of a party is to make you into a different person than usual, a person who completely lets go of yourself.From another point of view, you should not humiliate those honest people just because you can drink a few glasses of wine. He is very likely to become a guy named "Sakai".

C Don't trust the convener.For example, there is a conflict between the driving route map and your memory. You can’t believe your memory, but don’t trust the convener’s advance map at this time. The most trustworthy person is the popsicle seller on the roadside.For another example, the convener said in a hype that everyone should have a copy of the photos taken, and that the videos should be made into DVDs, etc. Don't believe him, or bring your own camera or video recorder.To leave a beautiful shadow, we can only rely on ourselves. D Before you get drunk, it's best to show your cultured side with both etiquette and righteousness.For example, when you meet old buddies, don't ask each other about their marital status, and don't even ask questions like "Is Xiaohong okay?"In this rapidly changing era, Xiaohong was his wife last year, and may already be his ex-wife this year.When you see a female student in your class, you must say: "You are so skinny", and you can even say sadly: "Why are you so skinny?!" -Of course, after you start drinking, this rule can be thrown away. In the back of my mind.

Beijing students, please pay attention—— A Be a good host and warmly welcome guests, so you have to invite everyone to sit and play at your home for a while.But we must pay attention to the work of strengthening the walls and clearing the fields.Not only must the house be tidy and tidy, but it also includes taking the wife away, and it is best to let her live outside.You know, the open mouth between classmates is enough to destroy the image of virtue and art that you have built in her mind for many years.If you have pets at home, it is best to let your wife take them away. Even if the air metabolized by students who smoke and drink excessively does not kill it, it will turn its gentle personality into a violent temper.By the way, there are bookshelves.Take a good look at it, you must put away the books of someone you didn't know when you were in college, and hide them well, if he sees them, there will be a feud.

B If possible, prepare some disposable tablecloths to spread on the sofa, and don't pay attention to any aesthetics, and leave the fragrant and beautiful covers there.When those drunken classmates arrive at your home, they probably don't even finish visiting your home's decoration style, so they will fall headfirst on the sofa.Next, it's time to vomit, and your couch and the land around it will quickly turn into a swamp. C In view of your host status, it is strongly recommended not to play mahjong at your home, unless you want to be a social philanthropist.If you really want to fight, the suggestion should be made by someone else, and you will be tired of making all kinds of unwillingness (you should also pay attention to how much is enough to avoid those people who believe it is true and cancel the suggestion).

Attention foreign students—— A Generally speaking, foreign cities are more simple and honest than Beijing, so you may think of bringing some local products for students to enjoy and taste.Forget it, the city of Beijing is full of people with cold natures. They won't be moved by the watermelon you worked so hard to memorize, but they have to ask carefully, won't it go bad?However, because the fertility of white-collar workers in Beijing is generally low, it is recommended that you must take photos of the next generation to humiliate them and let them see what is called a son, what is a daughter, what is a continuous blood, and what is a fire. pass.

B Students who come to Beijing from other places must save enough money for the return ticket before going to the hemp desk, so as to avoid being unable to return home after being drawn.But if you are in a hurry, you may not be tempted to embezzle part of the money from the fare, and even say that it is a big deal to change the plane to a train.At this time, you must pay attention, your return ticket = train ticket + taxi ticket from the station to your home + instant noodles and ham money in the car, forget this, you have to taste the taste of walking for a long time with an empty stomach up.

C Some students plan for a rainy day, worrying that they will not be able to stop the car if they lose, so they buy the return ticket or air ticket in advance.This approach is also very inappropriate.The reason is not only because the emotional reunion of classmates is enough to change your itinerary and make yourself stranded in Beijing, but also because Mashen prefers people with little righteousness.For you who came all the way to the meeting, the probability of a good harvest on the hemp table is much higher than that of a massacre, so the final result is very likely to be that you happily count the money that becomes thick overnight in your hand, Change the train ticket into a plane ticket, or change the economy class into a business class, and you even have the idea of ​​traveling to a resort first—if those fighters give you enough sponsorship money.