Chapter 2 prologue two collection

In fact, everyone really wanted to get together, but no one came forward to make arrangements.When you can't bear it anymore, you stand up. As the convener of the party, you must first let everyone unify their thinking and realize your supremacy as a party convener and the authority that all actions are under your command.Even if you think you are a scumbag, you are also a scumbag from a giant panda, honored and protected. You must remember to invite the head teacher of the year and those teachers who are highly respected, even if he caught you cheating in the exam or sentenced you to fail in school.Teachers will value invitations to parties more than you will, and will perform acts of passion that you definitely didn't expect.

Do a good job in the preliminary preparations, survey the driving route twice more, and ask students who know some knowledge of surveying and mapping to draw a road map to avoid making driving directions that are diametrically opposed to each other. We should do some work in advance, such as printing the classmate address book, and let them fill it out when they come to report, and then quickly find someone who is familiar with office software to organize and print it, and send it to everyone after copying.Any idea of ​​"let's talk about it after dinner" is absolutely wrong and will only make your water-tight plan leak.

If the name is not correct, the words will not go well, and the party must also pay attention to "the teacher is famous", so as to arouse the enthusiasm of more people to participate.From this point of view, there is absolutely no excuse for not having a party. However, in fact, what we care about is not the reason, but the people who participated in the party and the days they spent together in that year.From this point of view, any pretext is omnipotent. For example: the 10th anniversary of graduation, the 20th anniversary of registering at the university, the 5th anniversary of the internship, the 15th anniversary of the Chinese Olympic football team breaking out of Asia, the 3rd anniversary of the daughter, the 6th wedding anniversary, the pet dog gave birth to quadruplets, or, simply for Today is October 6th and the party.

We sincerely despise those who can't find a reason to party. Most class reunions adopt the AA system.Even though some of his classmates made a lot of money, they still had to give up the idea of ​​letting others pay for it alone, even if he was crying and asking him to pay for it alone.We need to let his eyes that see too much money see that there are still people in the world who don't take his money seriously, and there are things in the world that make his eyes warmer than money. Based on the gathering experience of various classes in various places, students from other places can usually solve their own round-trip expenses, and students from Beijing chip in to meet everyone's eating, drinking and entertainment expenses.

But you must be careful in the fundraising stage. Even if you have calculated the expenses of various aspects six hundred times, accurate to six hundred decimal places, you will still charge everyone more than what you calculated.In fact, there is not much money on average for each person, and you don't need to bear those unpredictable expenses silently-especially after everyone opens up and drinks, it is a bottomless pit. After graduating for so many years, many people have social status or connections. It is inevitable that some people will stand up and say that he can get sponsors without asking everyone to pay a sum of money, as long as other companies are allowed to have the naming rights for this party.This kind of idea of ​​taking advantage must be eliminated-unless you are willing to let your dinner be dubbed "Rongchang Anal Tai Banquet".

It is absolutely necessary to carefully understand the following kind reminders: Try to rent a bus as a group, and don’t let everyone drive there by themselves, otherwise the police who check for drunk driving will not be enough to get a ticket—if the students can drive in front of the police safely. In terms of material storage, in addition to cigarettes, alcohol, playing cards, mahjong, golden throat lozenges, chewing gum, film, video tapes, dry batteries, razors, etc. (the more the better), you must prepare a fluorescent Belt or waistcoat.You must know that there are always some students who will be late, or cannot find their way in the middle of the night. At this time, someone needs to wait patiently at the traffic arteries and direct the traffic.In the dark night, fluorescent items can prevent the person who receives the guests from becoming a kamikaze member.

Bring a radio and TV newspaper, and pay attention to see if there is a football game during the party, especially the Chinese team, so that you can relive the happy time of throwing beer bottles and shouting loudly. Bring a few classmates with O-type blood in case you need to fight with others. You must know that your high-spirited talk and joint singing of songs that are out of tune will definitely arouse the indignation of the masses. Bring a muffler or a bit to put on the animal's mouth.When some students see their former lovers, under the instigation of alcohol, they are very likely to say things that destroy the stability and unity of their families. In this case, use these objects to shut them up.

Bring some clothes that you don’t feel bad about throwing away, and let those students who vomit themselves like Harbin rime change into them. Find a classmate who has had enough of your humiliation and doesn't drink alcohol, wait for those who can't walk to retreat, and then clean the battlefield with the waiter.Consider finding a moving company to help him transport everyone's leftovers to a certain place. He really can't carry it alone.