Chapter 4 Say it, memory

Finally sat together, a familiar taste and feeling will quickly permeate.It is the words in our college days that materialize this taste and feeling, which are the devil's dictionary of our adolescence, and the folk language belonging to the campus in the 1980s. Come on, memory, in order of the first pinyin letter. There are two grades in college: test scores and attendance scores.The latter is an effective weapon for teachers to ensure the attendance rate of their courses, and they often take out the roster when they are surprised.For the students who are united as brothers and whose profits cut money, they cannot bear to let their comrades who are sleeping soundly in the dormitory be harmed in class, so the righteous acts of answering "arrived" come and go one after another.Some people are diligent in class, and because of this, Bo Yuntian has practiced several ways of vocalizing, so that he can use different accents to call "here" for the brothers who skipped class; There are often several "arrivals" coming from different directions in the classroom; people who sleep on the bed are not relaxed. After everyone gets out of class, once they know that today's roll call, he will invite the person who answered for him to eat.

Electric classroom The electric classroom is a kind of classroom, which is named for the TV, closed-circuit television or video playback equipment in it.Electronic classrooms are an important indicator to measure the teaching conditions of a school. What some key universities boast is not how many master professors they have, but how many first-class equipped electronic classrooms they have.Before the rise of video halls, this place became the main place for college students to obtain film and television entertainment. Everyone used the excuse of practicing English speaking and listening to binge watch foreign movies in it, and Qiong Yao Chow Yun-fat was even more coveted.However, the most exciting time I experienced was when I saw that there were two episodes to be shown in the electronic classroom (the third episode had not been filmed at the time), and the school was so frenzied that there were no seats two days in advance.But the students who occupied the top seats didn’t have any good fruit to eat. They didn’t see it, but heard a word for the first time from someone else’s mouth: April Fool’s Day.

walkie talkie Don't get me wrong, this thing doesn't refer to the bricks in the hands of gangster movies, but the small speakers connected to the top of the doors of each dormitory, and the calling end is in the downstairs reception room.Anyone who called would be yelled at by the man on duty through the loudspeaker, and the called person would rush downstairs with lightning speed and speak out a few words out of breath.Over time, people with good family conditions and parents who can often call over have developed stair-climbing stunts and super lung capacity.And those who returned to the dormitory with a silly smile on their faces after answering the phone, lying on the bed and began to recite poems or moan without illness, told everyone clearly and unequivocally: This kid is in love.In today's universities, all student dormitories have telephones, and many students still have mobile phones. Is it time for walkie-talkies to disappear?Many things came too easily, and the kind of happiness similar to relatives visiting the prison faded away.

Erguotou Erguotou is the leader of Beijing liquor local snakes, and beer is Yanjing.The most popular drink in Beijing is Erguotou, a two-pack of small bottles, referred to as "Xiaoer", but of course students can only drink large bottles, because it is cheaper to calculate, and is referred to as "Erguotou" for short.Erguotou is not only the wine of Beijing, but also the character of the city of Beijing. It doesn’t look shabby when served at the state banquet in the Great Hall of the People, and doesn’t look awkward when drunk in small taverns deep in the alleys. The style of planting a living room into a kitchen is very Beijing.In Beijing, you can enter the International Club with cloth shoes on your back and the shirtless guy drinking beer in Guijie Street on the other side may be Qi Qin, all of which can be called "Erguotou style".Unfortunately, many people who have gone to college in Beijing are very allergic to Erguotou, and the smell makes them sick.The reason is nothing more than the fact that he must get drunk every second when he was in school, and he was injured by drinking.

Contra Monopoly produces huge profits, and for Contra, who was almost the only video game to play back then, monopoly produced fanatical obsession.How many people rummaged all the grass on the battlefield, how many people used all weapons to pass the level separately.The technical school is teaching the tricks of calling out thirty lives, and the aesthetic school will press the button to restart as soon as they die once, and they must use one life to fight to the end... Close your eyes, what is ringing?That's right, Contra's music.At that time, many families bought color TVs for the first time, and the black and white TVs that were eliminated became the battlefield of Contra. Many people didn't even know that this was a 16-color game.

A high-spirited person is often taught by a down-and-out old man: "Boy, when I was messing around in the rivers and lakes, you were still cleaning people's toilets." If "Jinjian" brand cigarettes see "Zhongnanhai" , is also fully qualified to say so.Back then, this was a very popular brand in Beijing (at least on university campuses). Together with its older brother "Jinqiao", it was the leader in mixed cigarettes, while the flue-cured tobacco was dominated by yellow and white plums. As for Ah Aristocrats like Shima and Hongtashan are too highbrow.As for foreign cigarettes such as Marlboro and KENT, they are just cigarettes that boys save for a long time in order to establish an image in front of girls. Once they fall in love, they can't afford it immediately.Oddly enough, "Spring City" without a filter has been very popular.Only people who play mahjong can understand the reason. This kind of short and thick cigarette can be easily disguised as a butt.

Military training is the first lesson in college. Apart from the significance of national defense, it also has at least the following advantages: 1. Its physique is brutal, and those scenes of being sunburned while kicking in the sun become the puberty circumcision of the parties involved; 2. It enriches its emotions. , especially those girls, at the end of the military training, they cried a lot of snot and tears with the soldiers who trained them: "Who will help me make the quilt in the future?" , looked at the bald photo back then and said: "The hair was so good at that time"; Fourth, improve their appetite, that can be eaten, the first meal back to school, many people can eat pork and green onion stuffed buns for nine times in a row One, plus two pots of tomato and egg soup; five, to enhance their desire, which is also the most important gain.Those friends who didn't get into college often sneer at you: "Look at you girls, it's lucky that you still have the heart to fall in love, cut——!" He didn't know that during military training, boys and girls were trained separately, and in the male barracks Not to mention women, you can't even see the Chinese characters next to the female characters, can you not worry?

The so-called labor refers to the need to go to Miyun to plant trees for one week during the four years of university. Many schools have also built well-equipped bases deep in the mountains for this purpose.Since the arrangement is fixed every year, the two departments who always go to Miyun together will easily have feuds. It's nothing to do at first, but I just heard the brothers mentioned the battle of the previous year, so I have to find faults and fight again shelf.In addition to breeding feuds, another benefit of labor is to let you know how edible you really are.Almost every department has held eating competitions. First eat eight taels at the side table, and then sit on the middle table to participate in the finals. Often girls can pass the qualifying rounds.Today, although there are still sandstorms, the wind and sand in the sky in Beijing is indeed much less than that of the past. Is there a tree we planted that is weathering the wind and rain?

For a school, the food tickets printed in its cafeteria often become the second currency in the school, and you can even use it to repair bicycle tires.Food stamps, on the other hand, are general equivalents with a wider scope of application during the voucher supply period, and are commonly used in almost all bazaars in the Higher Education District.This kind of currency is very strong, and the price has been stable for a long time, but the national food stamps are slightly more valuable than the local food stamps in Beijing.The students exchanged endless food stamps for many daily necessities, and the food stamps that entered the distribution channel also met the needs of the early "North Drifters"—otherwise they would not be able to buy rice and noodles.At one point, the government even provided sugar, meat, and paper on vouchers, so parents took the sugar tickets we brought home to show off to neighbors, and girls begged boys for paper tickets to buy toilet paper.

Break dance With the popularity of the movie of the same name, break dancing has blossomed everywhere in China.But this kind of dance is more popular in society (so it was later called a more appropriate "street dance"). Students who break dance in college are often people who have more contact with society, and they belong to the kind of people who are very good at "mixing". "The type can not only win the applause of girls, but also win the fear of boys.When most students can only wear "Plum Blossom" brand sportswear and "Huaili" brand sneakers, these people wearing camouflage, head wraps, and feet on "Gao Nai" (high-top Nike sneakers) are really attractive. attention.Not only are their bodies soft and boneless, but they are also very loyal and often help their classmates fight.Nowadays, Zhang Luo is the most diligent during class reunions, but please note that you can do whatever you want during class reunions, and you must not relive the moving dances of the past.Your old arms and legs can't take that kind of toss anymore.

work study This elegant-sounding term actually refers to student business.However, the market economy was not developed back then, and the participants were often struggling with the traditional ethics of "a gentleman is ashamed of making money". Therefore, there were very few successful people. In the end, it was just those who resold yogurt who made a lot of money and retailed Arctic Ocean soda. People hiccup when they speak, and all acquaintances of people who sell postcards receive warm wishes—often obsolete and slow-moving—from him.But there is one industry exception, that is, students who rent out martial arts novels.In their minds, Jin Yong, Gu Long, Liang Yusheng, and Xiao Yi, Wolong Sheng are not only literary giants, but also gods of wealth. Of course, there is also the ancient Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng. Ximenqing-like extravagant life. life committee Who's the cutest guy in college?Life committee.Most of the life committee members of each class are girls. Even if she is not beautiful, she has become the goddess in the hearts of all boys, because she distributes the monthly non-staple food subsidies to everyone (a few years later, There are also stipends), which is the only source of income other than parents.During the four years when I was in college, the monthly subsidy started at nine yuan, jumped several steps, and finally became twenty-three yuan. The backgammon of this money reflects the rise in prices from one side.The more the subsidy increases, the more parents worry about the price.At that time, the mental capacity of ordinary people was really low. tractor College students all over China are playing this kind of trick, only the students of the agricultural machinery department play it differently.This kind of game developed from a deck of poker was later wildly expanded to three decks and four decks, and it also brewed the relationship between departments, dormitories and dormitories, between card friends and card opponents, and between card players. Endless grievances.Because this kind of game is not suitable for any lottery, some people like to play "Gongzhu" or "Knocking Three Houses". Animals), or accepting the winning arrangement, yelling hysterically "I'm a pig" in the hallway, and don't be surprised if you see people running naked in the hallway in winter. If a person who has gone to college has never been called a nickname, it is a shameful thing, but if a person has several nicknames, it means that this person has a lot of friends, is a social butterfly, or a big flower of.Except for the sour Chinese department (for example, they call a fair-skinned girl surnamed Li "Li Taibai", and a fat man with a wide body and a fat body as "beautiful belly", which belongs to the wisdom of ancient people, which is not interesting), the Nicknames draw inspiration from the categories of livestock, poultry, vegetables, crops and body parts (along with adjectives).For example, if you nickname Gu the "Mule" in the dormitory opposite, he certainly can't accept this kind of title that denies his fertility.Don't worry, you just need to shout at the opposite door in the dead of night: "Gu Mule! I have a box of Green Moore here, do you want to smoke?" A dark figure rushed out of the opposite door immediately: "There are people! Where is where?" Lying meeting Some people say that college is a critical period for a person to cultivate his outlook on life, and the key place to cultivate his outlook on life is on the bed after the lights are turned off.The people in the same dormitory chatted openly, exchanged various views, collided with different personalities, and finally bore mature fruits of life.Darkness is the catalyst of desire, so sleep talks are often inseparable from the theme of "food, sex, sex".But the order of food and sex is reversed. Everyone first chatted about the secret relationship between so-and-so and so-and-so, the next three topics between men and women, and then turned to eating.Amidst the rumbling stomachs, each of them exchanged their deep thoughts about their hometown delicacies and detailed descriptions of all the flavors and flavors, and finally fell asleep in this cruel self-abuse.This kind of lying talk will make many people become short-sighted gourmets. After work, as long as they go to the hometown of their roommates on business trips, they can always talk about the specialties and delicacies there. To be sure, the biggest source of voluntary blood donations is colleges and universities, because the people in colleges respond to the call to donate blood so enthusiastically (they become pushy after graduation and go to work, even with the temptation of long vacations with high salaries).Donating blood can not only get a big subsidy for students, but also can eat large and solid beef and mutton at the blood donation stove, and can not go to class in a grandiose manner.The added benefit of donating blood is: to show off your super physical strength to the girls you love, so people often deliberately help the teacher move house immediately after donating blood. Fighting with other departments, if someone loses too much blood, you will know who is the universal blood transfusion.The real benefits of blood donation can only be reflected after work: when the unit distributes the house, people who have donated blood can also get extra points, provided that you still have the blood donation certificate from the year. Regarding this word, it is so moving and thought-provoking.But there was no standardized beauty pageant mechanism on campus in that era. The so-called "school beauty" was just a spontaneous selection by the people, with different standards and different results, so a terrible rule emerged: A department named a beauty from B department as the school beauty, He stares downstairs with a telescope all day long, flirts with others, and is full of envy for the boys of the B series who can accompany beautiful women.It wasn't until one day that they played drums with Department B, only to find out that a certain girl in their department was named the school belle by the boys of Department B. They used a telescope to flirt at others all day long, and they were full of envy for them who could be with beautiful women .In the end, both parties felt incomprehensible that their own girl was named the school belle, and continued to look at the height of the mountain.Beauty and beauty are beautiful because they are not by your side. At that time, there was no Internet and telephones were not popular, so everyone was in the mood to write letters, so the book and newspaper committee members became as popular as the life committee members, so whoever received several letters a day became more proud than the Guinness Book of Records As a result, everyone is keen to exchange letter paper, how to fold stamps, how to stick stamps, and what they mean.Experienced parents don't need to open the letter, they can know good or bad by just looking through the thickness of the envelope. The thin letter is a letter of safety that makes them feel relieved, while the thick letter makes them shudder. , At the end, I will timidly add: "You can remit another one hundred yuan."And for you who once talked about thrilling love, wrote hot and numb love letters, and suffered from insomnia and hysteria all night, now, the love is gone, and the letter is still there.Yes, you have also practiced good handwriting.This is the legacy that love gives you. friendly dormitory This term mostly appears in the freshman year and when the brothers in the dormitory have no girlfriends.If someone falls in love, they will become alienated and it will be difficult to act in unison.There are two ways to find a friendly dormitory. One is that someone’s high school female classmate is in another university, and the two of them propose to become friendly, or the other is to go directly to the female dormitory building (the school or the neighboring school) and knock on the door of the same room number. , explain the purpose of coming, and become friendly.The purpose of making friendly dormitories is not only to be "friends", but once someone succeeds, the light bulbs will often reduce group activities wisely.But because the chances of beautiful girls appearing in universities are too low, the hope of developing love through friendly dormitories is as slim as the Chinese football team rushing out of Asia.Ideal girls and sweet love also depend on planting and earning, but the real result of friendly dormitories is to make you realize that girls can also be your buddies. Shredded Pork with Fish Flavor If there are people who have been to college and it is difficult to distinguish among the crowd, you only need to say four words-"fish-flavored shredded pork", and see who is drooling, and it must be right to catch that glutton. This kind of conditioned reflex It is stronger than corrupt officials hearing "money" and stockholders hearing "bull market".The fish-flavored shredded pork can be classified as seafood if it is understood literally, but it is of high quality and low price.For rich students, they usually order this dish when they want a small stir-fry in the cafeteria; while for poor students, they usually order this dish when they go out to restaurants, because special meals allow you to order this dish. Rice is full. In the 1980s, when learning discipline was not very strict, if it was a small class, there was no need to occupy a seat (except for pre-examination tutoring). Most of the seats that needed to be occupied were electronic classrooms showing popular movies and popular lectures. And more pleasant public lectures.This behavior often becomes the second most common cause of fights after canteen jamming, because it is difficult for latecomers to distinguish whether the piece of paper on the seat is garbage or is used to occupy a seat, so there is often a situation where two people are occupied in one room, and then a fierce battle makes the winner The loser has a seat and the loser is a thief.And for the seat occupant, it is not easy. He is entrusted with the important task of dismantling the contents of the bag and using as many parts as possible, so the rice bowl and spoon are often placed on the buttocks of countless people. on the touched seat.When his comrade-in-arms arrived, he picked up the stuff and went to the wonton stand, and ate it deliciously. Chief Zhang The noun can vary with the surname, but the central word "section chief" remains unchanged.The head of the section, the so-called leader of the student dormitory management section, whose main job is to arrest students who violate school discipline and play mahjong and bring them to justice, so it has become a nightmare for many mahjong lovers.The person who holds this position in our school is Section Chief Zhang mentioned in "Memory Fragments About Mahjong", so he has also become a noun that members of the Mahjong Association often talk about at parties.People in the Sui Dynasty frightened children who were unwilling to sleep and said "Uncle Ma is here", but if they want to cheer up the exhausted mahjong fighters, shouting "Chief Zhang is here" will definitely have an immediate effect.During his tenure, countless students were planted in his hands, and the mahjong confiscated by him was more than the chips of all casinos in Las Vegas. Therefore, it was often suggested that the statue of Section Chief Zhang could be used for the pedestal after a hundred years. Mahjong tiles.