Chapter 56 eccentric

Some people love horses, some people love dogs, some people love cats, and Wu Mi only loves mules. In the summer of 1942, Wu Mi began to write poems for mules. In 1950, he wrote "Poems of Compassion for Mules", which was called "History of Mules", four of which were specially written for his beloved mules, called "Autobiography of a Certain Mule (Black and Female, the Most Beautiful). In 1899, at the age of 6, Wu Mi discovered that he had a very special hobby: he liked his own mules.The Wu family has two mules, one male and one male, for driving and pulling mills.The red lady mule has a gentle temperament, and the blue chestnut mule boy has a strong temperament.Wu Mi began to play with the mules and horses at home, paying attention to their sexual movements.When he was young, he got most of his knowledge about men and women from mules and horses.He once had a whim and wanted to transform into a mule.In the grinding room at home, he pretended to be a mule, prostrated himself on the ground, and asked the servant boy to bring the saddle bit that the mule used to drive, and put it on him.When the mule collar (clamp neck) is hung on the shoulder, the collar is too large to allow his whole body to pass through it.

One day in mid-October 1905, Wu Mi went to Xi'an in a car driven by his aunt's mule.During this trip to Xi'an, the black lady mule from my aunt's family left Wu Mi with unforgettable thoughts and sympathy: "This mule is also a beautiful woman, and today I came here to carry me, traveling so fast and traveling so far. He was not rewarded for his meritorious deeds, he was not given food and rest quickly, but he was whipped painfully. The mule was wronged and suffered! I failed to rescue and comfort the mule, and I felt sorry for the mule. I woke up in the middle of the night and didn’t know that the mule was in the shop. Can he still rest in peace? Will he not be bullied and harassed by a group of guest mules?... Afterwards, Mi Heng thought about this mule. Until the beginning of February in the Gregorian calendar in 1950, he began to assign a uniform taxation to this mule, as follows: "Winter day is over For hundreds of miles, the river slopes are more pulled up and down. The streets and roads are endless, and the lights and homes are painful for this life. Walking slowly, standing and being whipped, and the body is tired, but the shoulders are light. Jiao'e endured a thousand lines of tears. Sprinkle.'"

Mules are generally sterile. One day in 1908, Wu Mi, who was already sensible, asked his uncle Zhong Qigong: "Why can't mules reproduce?" He replied: "Because the genitals are not complete." Another explanation for the infertility of mules: due to the coldness of the semen of male mules. Wu Mi cared about Miss Lu's life and observed every detail.In his later years, he could still remember the color and temperament of Miss Mule who was driving every time he traveled, and what happened to Miss Mule on the way.Even the posture, angle, time, frequency (difference between winter and summer), and location of Miss Lu's enuresis, as well as the degree of shyness with which she fears prying eyes in a crowded city, Wu Mi observed them very clearly and recorded them all. .In the article, Wu Mi also recorded how he "touched the buttocks of the mule, and loved it very much", and how he lifted Miss Mule's tail with his left hand and peeked at her genitals in detail.

After Wu Mi came to Beijing, Miss Lu from his hometown was still his favorite. He praised Miss Lu from his hometown as "beautiful", "very beautiful" and "extremely beautiful".When he was studying at Tsinghua School in Beijing, he thought that the mules driving in Beijing were all ugly, with no protruding tailbone, muscular buttocks, and unattractive fur. They were far less cute than Miss Mule in his hometown. In February 1950, Wu Mi wrote "Biography of the Beautiful Mule" for the black mule lady he met when he was 17 years old (1910).He was deeply impressed by this "beautiful mule's movements and expressions", and felt "very beautiful".Two of his five poems of Qilu are about the defecation and defecation of this young Miss Mule respectively. The poem goes: