Chapter 6 Chapter 6 Courtship April Fool's Day

Two of my friends have very special birthdays, so even I, who is very insensitive to numbers, can clearly remember to say to He Sen and Jun Han on February 14 and April 1 respectively. "Happy birthday". He Sen was born on Valentine's Day, which suits him quite well, because he is a standard "popular lover"; but Jun Han's birthday is April 1st, which is a bit of a misnomer.It's kind of humorous for such a honest and dull person to have such a funny birthday. I asked him: "You were born on April Fool's Day, but you are ordered by God to fool mankind?"

He replied honestly: "I think it's because I'm a fool." Jun Han is actually not stupid. He graduated from the Department of Computer Science of Tsinghua University and received a Ph.D. at the age of 27.He is diligent and meticulous in his work, gentle and humble. He is my idol, although I have always had little respect for him. I often use various tricks to trick Junhan to go out with me, such as taking his simplest math questions, and if he gets the wrong answer, he will listen to my instructions.I put a finger in front of him and asked him, "How much is this?"

"One!" He was surprised by the simplicity of the topic. I raised two fingers: "How much is this?" "two!" I quickly raised three fingers and asked quickly, "How much is one plus one?" "Three!" He replied without hesitation, and then suddenly realized, shaking his head with a smile, "It's purely misleading!" "A dignified doctor of science can even calculate how much one plus one equals. What else can I say? I will punish you to invite me to watch a movie. The newly released Chinese New Year movie "Endless"!"

Deep down, I wish my stories with him would never end. But He Sen privately told me that Jun Han already had a girlfriend when he was in college, and now he is actively moving to Beijing for a transfer. I don't believe it, or I don't want to believe it.He Sen said: "It's up to you, but no matter how old-fashioned people are, they will know how to send flowers on Valentine's Day. When the time comes, just see who gave you roses." Since that day, I have been waiting for Valentine's Day, waiting for Valentine's Day roses. The heart of waiting was so hot that I almost forgot that it was still He Sen's birthday.That day when Jun Han asked me if I would go out together after get off work, I was pleasantly surprised that he was going on a date with me, but he just said, "He Sen is treating you to a seafood buffet today, and I want you to remind yourself not to forget."

I am somewhat disappointed, but since I can walk with Jun Han, I am relieved. Passing by a flower shop, I asked, "Do you want to go in and He Sen chooses a bouquet of flowers as a gift?" When Jun Han was choosing flowers, I was always worried whether he heard my rapid heartbeat. "Rose! Rose! Rose!" I prayed, who can understand a young girl's eager desire for roses? I almost feel sorry for myself. Jun Han finally packed and paid the bill. He held two bouquets of flowers in his hand, and handed one of them to me: "Happy holidays!" I took it numbly, and my heart suddenly became soft and unbearable.He sent me flowers, a Valentine's bouquet.But--

I looked into Jun Han's eyes and asked with a bitter smile, "Why do you think of sending me flowers so easily?" "Today is a holiday, and all girls want to receive flowers." He replied naturally.Yes, even Fang is like him, and he knows that Valentine's Day should be given to his girlfriend and girlfriend. However, none of the flowers in the whole bouquet are roses! I don't want this full embrace of blooming flowers, I only long for a single rose!Even if it's just one branch, tell me... love. When He Sen saw us, he yelled from a distance: "What a beautiful bird of paradise! Junhan is so generous! I always think that the bird of paradise is the most proud of all flowers, and one flower can simultaneously Five or six colors are produced to form a bird with fluttering wings, brilliant and romantic, only the best girls are worthy of it!"

"This is probably the latest version of Borrowing Flowers to Offer Buddha? But I still accept everything." I smiled, so what if I don't smile? "I'm not just 'borrowing flowers', I also have flowers for you." He Sen said, as if by magic, he pulled out three roses and a bunch of stars, and asked softly, "Know the 'three' Does it mean something?" I remembered what he said - look who gave you roses on Valentine's Day - it was him! I pretended not to understand, and while taking the flowers, I smiled and looked around and said to him: "Three? 'Three' means Junhan lost, and you want to invite me to watch a movie!"

Jun Han was in a daze: "I didn't answer the wrong question today." "It'll be there soon." I said, and purposefully pulled He Sen, who was a bit embarrassed, affectionately, "You come to be a witness. I will test Junhan with a simple common sense question. If he is wrong, I will ask you to read it tonight." Movie." I cleared my throat and gave orders to Jun Han who was nervously preparing for battle: "Please say 'mouse' ten times in a row, and you must be quick." "Rat, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse..." Jun Han said earnestly, counting with his fingers, as if he was facing an enemy, for fear of saying a wrong sentence.I urged from the side: "Hurry up, it's too slow, don't count, do it dozens of times."

"Mouse, mouse, mouse..." He became even more nervous, and his forehead was slightly sweaty due to his concentration.Suddenly, I asked next to me: "What are cats afraid of?" "Mouse!" Jun Han blurted out.The people around laughed together. Jun Han was stunned for a while before he realized: "Hey, why are cats afraid of mice? I lost again!" "Tell me to watch a movie!" I pulled Jun Han and left. After going out, Jun Han asked me: "You don't like He Sen?" Does he suspect that I use him as a shield?I cautiously and softly replied: "He Sen is not bad, but he is too sentimental and too flexible. I like stupid people."

He stopped talking, and watched the entire "Tarzan of the Apes" silently. Taishan has been with orangutans since he was a child, and has never seen a single one of his kind.One day, he met Annie, and he knew love. From then on, he only had one belief in his heart: be with Annie! I envy Anne, she can have such a complete and unadulterated true love. But Junhan is not Taishan, he has too many choices.I can't know if he loves me or not. Even though the Dutch bird of paradise is the most expensive kind of flower, in my mind, it is still not as good as a three-yuan domestic rose.

Walking out of the movie theater, I tentatively asked Jun Han: "Will your Anne be willing to accompany you to die in a barren mountain?" He thought for a moment and replied, "If I were Tarzan, maybe I'd be willing to try and take on the city." Completely missing the point. In fact, what I want to ask is whether he is exactly what Sen said, there is an Anne in a foreign land, but he always feels that it is too explicit, and he opened his mouth several times, but finally gave up.I thought maybe He Sen was just jealous. So fast, it was Jun Han's birthday in a blink of an eye.I have been preparing since a week ago, flowers, candlesticks, wine sets, fruit bowls, and a strapless velvet dress. I found Jun Han and said to him, "Please answer my three questions with 'YES' or 'NO'." He immediately became nervous again, but nodded accommodatingly.A gentle touch flashed in my heart, Jun Han is always like this, even though he is not flexible enough, even though he knows that he will often lose to my eccentric, but he is still willing to cooperate, and he is willing to gamble to admit defeat, the gamble is excellent.Maybe, what I love is his honesty and generosity? I started asking: "Question #1: Can you be held accountable for the answers you promise when I ask the following questions?" "YES." He replied without hesitation. "Second question: If my third question is that you are coming with me after get off work tonight, is your answer to the second question the same as the third question?" I finished in one breath, She folded her arms and waited for his answer. In fact, this is a must-win question that I have carefully designed for a long time: if his answer is "YES", he will naturally follow me; if it is "NO", the answer to the second question is opposite to the third question, that is, The answer to the three questions is "YES", so you still have to follow me. Jun Han is a trustworthy person, I don't worry about him being reckless. Sure enough, he thought about it for a long time, and finally smiled helplessly: "YES!" Everything went according to plan, the candle was lit, and I sat at the table with Jun Han. The table was full of Western-style delicacies, and in the middle was a four-layer fruit plate I made by myself. I raised my red wine glass and said, "Jun Han, happy birthday." "Thank you." He took a sip, then swirled the wine glass lightly, hesitant to speak, and after a long time, he spoke slowly, "I wanted to invite He Sen to come with me today, he talked to me once, Although he's superficial, he's serious about you, you know I'm not very good at talking, I'm not a good lobbyist, but..." "No, but I said that He Sen is not bad, but I have a better candidate in my heart, and he sits opposite me." Through the candlestick, I boldly said the most truthful words that have been in my heart for a long time. He was startled, and the red wine in the glass stirred up: "But, I already have a girlfriend, she is in Beijing, and I will transfer there by the end of the year at the latest..." My heart sank little by little, and a drop of candle tears slowly flowed down. I suddenly thought of two poems: "The spring silkworms will die when the silkworms die, and the candles will dry when the candles turn into ashes." I remember that since elementary school, we often recite these two lines A poem, use it to praise the hard-working gardener and the great teacher.But at this moment, I suddenly thought that the original meaning of the poem is not like this. It should be about love, which means that the "longing" of love has not been exhausted, and the tears of love have dried up. I suddenly laughed, I didn't understand how I was so sober at this moment, it was a spring of inspiration. Jun Han called me with concern: "Are you okay?" "You are a fool born on April Fool's Day!" I simply laughed, "Think about what day it is today!" "Ah, you're lying to me!" Jun Han exclaimed suddenly, "Hey, I'm so stupid! I was fooled by you again!" "You're so stupid!" I sighed softly, and grabbed the phone casually, "He Sen? If you want to woo, bring 999 roses to my house for a candlelight dinner right away. I'll change my mind if it's too late!" Who am I fooling?myself? When 999 roses were in full bloom in front of me, I said to myself to learn from Junhan, and I would like to bet and admit defeat.Taking a deep breath, I took the rose and gently kissed He Sen's left cheek, his face flushed immediately. Hey, the lovers of the public will blush!It seems that this kid is serious about me! I held out the cream cake: "Jun Han, make a wish!" The three of us blew out the candles together, and I sincerely wished: "May Junhan reunite with his Anne soon, no matter in the city or in the barren hills, they will live happily together and grow old together!" In the darkness, my tears finally slipped down silently...