Chapter 7 Chapter 7 Carrying out the matchmaker to the end

From the age of 17 to 27, I have been a matchmaker for ten years. The first matchmaking scene is still fresh in my memory. That year I was in the third year of high school, and my mother specially invited a tutor to help me with English tutoring.The teacher is in his early twenties, a good-looking talent, and most importantly, he is not yet married. At that time, my sister was waiting in her boudoir, just when the spring heart was sprouting, and seeing the handsome guy who came to the door, why can't I not be tempted?However, modesty and respect are essential virtues for women, so I can't let my elder sister, a young girl, come forward and tell the teacher that her concubine is a tiaoluo, and she would like to be attached to Qiaomu.

And it was inconvenient for my mother to say these words, for fear of being dismissed as frivolous, so she only said them to me when she couldn't sleep at night.I can still clearly remember that it was a bright night outside the moonlight. I packed my books and was just about to go to bed. How about it?" At that time, I had suspected my elder sister, Sichun, but I didn’t dare to say it. When I saw her asking questions, I immediately replied: "Okay, it’s better to be a teacher, and it’s better to be a brother-in-law! Sister, do you want me to help you?" My sister was taken aback: "Help? How can you help me?"

"Help you be a matchmaker!" I did as I said, and after class the next day, I stared into Lao Fang's eyes and asked, "Do you like to come to our house?" Teacher Fang was a little puzzled, but still answered honestly: "I like it, your parents are very nice, and you are also very studious." "But I'm going to take the college entrance examination next month. Will you stop coming after that?" "Of course." He replied, seeing my disappointment (and it was a very obvious disappointment exaggerated ten times), he quickly changed his words, "However, I will come to see you again, are you all friends?"

"But, you won't come here every day, right? I hope to see you every day like this, so what should I do?" "Lin Lang, here, I..." He muttered, at a loss. At this time, my sister appeared at the right time and said to me: "Lin Lang, is get out of class over yet? It's so hot, how about going to buy a bottle of Coke?" I had to leave, and when I came back, my sister disappeared with Teacher Fang. That night, my sister and I hugged each other on the bed laughing and laughing. My sister said: "Hey, you don't know how nervous he is. As soon as you left, he immediately told me that he wanted to go out and talk with me. When he went out, he didn't know From where I started, I comforted him, our whole family likes him very much, you are still young, and you don’t know the boundaries between liking and love, I promise him to help him enlighten you..."

enlighten me?I smiled even more smugly. No matter how good my divination is.Teacher Fang misunderstood that I fell in love with him, and it was difficult to tell my parents. He must find his sister who is similar to his age to complain and ask for help, in order to be responsible for me.Then, he will have many opportunities to get in touch with his sister, hahaha, who is enlightening whom? After that, every time my sister came back from a date, she would tell me some jokes about Fang, but she refused to tell me so specificly after a month.Asked her, she just smiled and shook her head: "Why are you so lenient? It's none of your business."

Hmph, it's none of my business, don't forget that this relationship is still self-made. My sister dated Mr. Fang for a year and three months, and finally died of no illness.But this is enough to prove my matchmaker genius.The most contemptuous of those serious matchmakers: Ms. Zhang, she looks good, has a good education and a good tutor... Hey, she almost put people on the scales for sale, with a red cloth flower on her head, she looks like a buffoon in an old play. I will not be so stupid, my methods and rhetoric are first-rate.Therefore, the success rate is also very high. This ability was at its peak when I entered university.

After the lights are turned off every night is the best time for sisters in the dormitory to exchange their inner secrets.People in the dark are easy to reveal their true feelings, and some people unknowingly drag out their distress and hesitation. The most common cases are nothing more than having a crush on a certain person and don't know how to express it. Hey, I'm good at this.So I advise them: "Ask him three questions: Question 1 - can you answer only 'yes' or 'no' to my following two questions? Well, question 2 - if My third question is do you like me, so is your answer to the second question the same as the third question? If he answers 'yes', good luck; if he answers 'no', then If the answers to questions two and three don't agree, then the second is 'no' and the third is 'yes'. Hey, he's dead!"

The sisters laughed together.Seventh Sister, the youngest, said, "But this method doesn't work for me. I'm not that bold. I asked him directly like this." "That's easy. Don't you like the squad leader? He's handsome and knows how to dress well. But he comes and goes in just a few sets. That's fine. I'll help you as a staff officer. I'll go shopping for clothes tomorrow. I'm with you." He wears couple clothes." After that, our seven sisters, seven of us, worked in shifts every morning and stayed downstairs with the boys. As soon as we saw the squad leader come out, we rushed back to report his clothes that day. Go to class.

During the morning run, Seventh Sister intentionally or unintentionally ran beside the class monitor. The two wore the same denim outfits. A sharp-eyed boy was the first to shout out, "Wow, what a good match!" On the second day, both wore white; on the third day, both wore blue; on the fourth day, both wore sportswear... Every day, someone always said to them: a couple is born, there is a heart-to-heart connection, a couple is almost a pair... After talking too much, the person concerned also became confused. A month later, the squad leader handed Qimei a note: "Everyone says you and I are a perfect match, what do you think?"

Ha, my ingenuity has won again! Since then, I have become a love bag, and my sisters will always ask me for advice whenever they have intractable diseases, and I always rack my brains to provide her with bad and effective ideas. complete works.Those Gu Long, Jin Yong, and Yi Shu in my bookcase all came from this way.And those books continue to give me new inspiration. However, a hero has three gangs.My success is inseparable from the concerted efforts of my sisters. The military medal is half of me and half of them. For example, the boss in the dormitory fell in love with Fa Ge at the same table, but she was naturally clumsy in words, she was close to the water and could not see the moon, and she hadn't said a few words to Fa Ge after getting along for a year. What are you thinking about and what do you like to talk about.

So I specially designed a clever trick for her, finding an opportunity for Brother Fa to go to the chat room, so that the seven sisters in the dormitory also put on their computer cards and entered the chat room together, and chatted with Brother Fa at the same time under their respective aliases.As a result, we found that after three or five rounds, Fa Ge automatically eliminated other netizens, and only chatted with me and my third sister.And our topic is basketball and dogs. After we got off the net, we immediately fed our eldest sister some news about Michael Jordan and all the dog fun. As soon as we entered the self-study room the next afternoon, we found that the eldest sister and brother Fa were talking and laughing happily, and the topic was Jordan's three-step in the air... Probably because being a matchmaker is too much fun. I am not very interested in love. I always feel that all the affairs of the world are under my control, and there is really no need to be as busy as men and women in the world. However, just when I was getting carried away, my matchmaker role was greatly screwed up by myself. It was the second year after graduation, and I was working as a sales executive in a foreign company.Ah Qin, who was at the opposite table, quietly told me that she liked the newcomer Hongzai, and hoped that I could build the plank road and help build the magpie bridge. This is my life's pleasure, naturally obligatory.At noon that day, I asked Hongzai for lunch, and we traveled far and wide: "There are three girls, one of whom is as beautiful as a fairy, who is so beautiful that she turns heads 100% of the time when she walks on the street. Any man will fall in love with her at first sight; One is too ugly to look at, one has nightmares at one glance, throws up at two, and refuses to be human anymore at three; there is also a middle-aged figure, who will not frighten people when going out, and will not be chased by the director .Which one would you prefer?" Hong Tsai glanced at me with a smile: "Girl, you don't have to be too pretty, just look good to yourself. Of course I will choose the third one." I asked again: "There are three girls, one is wealthy, the daughter of a wealthy family, and has a high position and authority; It’s not just walking in the car, which one do you choose?” "It's still the third." "The third question: There are three girls, one is very wise and brave, the female Zhuge is born again, with outstanding ability, a typical modern strong woman; the other is only a little better than mentally handicapped, can't do anything, and in her twenties, she still needs her parents to accompany her to apply for a job ;There is also one who does not have much wisdom, but is self-reliant, which one do you choose?" Hongzai laughed even harder: "Don't ask again, the third one, or the third one. You don't have to talk to me again, I noticed you as soon as I joined the company, and what I love is your ordinaryness!" " I was shocked, tongue-tied: "What, me?" "Isn't it you? You have an ordinary appearance but a unique temperament, an ordinary background but self-reliance..." "No, no, no, it's not me, it's..." I didn't dare to say it anymore, I just felt my head was as big as a bucket, and after a while, I finally stood up abruptly, pushed away the tableware and ran away with my head in my arms. That night, I swore I would never be a matchmaker again. However, within half a year, I went back to my old ways. The reason is very simple: Facts have proved that my matchmaking is still successful, but the protagonist has changed slightly - Hong Tsai has become my boyfriend at that time! Before this, I made a condition to him that before Aqin changed his original intention, the relationship between the two of us should not be exposed, so as not to hurt my friendship with Aqin.Hong Tsai said, this is simple, he will figure it out. After a few days, he read Aqin's palm and said seriously: "Your Prince Charming will appear soon. From today onwards, you should pay attention to rainy days. On that day, you don't need to bring an umbrella, and you don't need to find someone to accompany you. Go alone In the street, there will be a gentleman in black holding an umbrella for you - that's the one!" Ah Qin believed it was true, and has been waiting for rain every day since then.In the end, she really made her wait—the other party was also our colleague, surnamed Cheng, who was Hongzai's colleague. According to Hongzai, Lao Cheng had been secretly in love with Aqin for many days.It turned out that he was also a matchmaker. Well, since the two of us are like-minded, we must work together to carry out the matchmaking business to the end. On my son's birthday, I blew out the candles, and Hong Tsai asked me what I wished for. I replied: The ambition in this life is to bring about 99 pairs of mandarin ducks. If so, then the 100th chance should still be reserved for myself, to have a chic second spring. Ha, I'm afraid I'm already 99 years old at that time, isn't it a joy?