Chapter 20 nineteen

Sometimes I have to put aside meaning and just make the PR campaigns I organize interesting. In addition to organizing various press conferences for companies, PR companies sometimes have to use their brains to organize some short-term travel projects for journalists and friends. The purpose is to refresh the journalists and comrades. A slight turn will make my client feel bad, and if the client feels bad, we will not feel good.Of course, such activities are often called seminars, mainly to discuss the development of food and entertainment.In order to make their activities unique, the organizers often try their best to make their activities novel and meaningful.Reporters are not vulgar, and they generally don't participate in activities that are too vulgar.There are several kinds of activities that often occur, such as rafting in a creek that is about to dry up. age, swimming.

At the end of each year, various companies also hold some kind of rewarding meetings, some are rewarding customers, some are rewarding partners, and some are rewarding journalists.Manufacturers are partners and reward each other.Newspaper advertising departments also have to reward clients.Comrades are here, the boss first reviews the successful cooperation and win-win market in the past year, and wishes for more brilliance in the coming year.So eat first, then draw a lottery, and then go to the group game, much the same.At the end of the year, music halls, theaters, hotels, and resorts in Beijing danced and danced everywhere to celebrate the harvest.Companies want their activities to be creative, and they have tried every means. At this time, the money must be spent beautifully. The boss has approved the money and wants to participate in person. Can the activities not be enthusiastic?If any company's activities are done well, it will soon become a good story in the industry. This is of course the glory of the corporate planning department.

In the blink of an eye, at the end of the year, the theme planning of a big reward event for a big customer of our company fell on my shoulders.The first thing I thought of was Xiao Han, and I quickly dialed his cell phone. He seldom waited on the seat for calls.As a computer reporter, Xiao Han is well-informed, and he can't help but think of him when encountering planning.PR sometimes needs creativity very much. For us, creativity is worth more than gold.But creativity seems to be playing tricks with everyone. Although few people see creativity, they have to talk about creativity. A person without creativity in his mind can’t be without creativity in his mouth, otherwise he will not be able to stay in this industry. None of the courage.

Xiao Han, a creative critic, said unhurriedly on the other end of the phone: "Hi! Hello! Who is it?" "I!" This is how I reply to him, a word "I" he knows it is me. "I treat you personally to a meal." "Invite me to dinner again, annoying! Of course, you can only invite me to dinner in your own name. I am afraid that other names will bring pressure. Now the pressure is too great. Who would sacrifice their brain cells for a meal?" "Stop panting, Skybridge Hydra!" "Just went yesterday!" "Let's go to the Fire Palace store!"

"Just went the day before yesterday!" "Male Man" "The day before yesterday..." "Go and go again!" I shouted very decisively. "Okay, okay, what time?"  … Let's gather male heroes, Hunan cuisine, which is popular in Beijing!Xiao Han only drinks alcohol.From meeting to leaving, I can only remember one action of his - opening the wine bottle. "Hey, what's interesting recently?" I first opened my curious ears and listened to what the reporter had seen and heard in January. "Which aspect?" "Have you classified it? Employed."

"Two days ago, I participated in a laptop dismantling meeting organized by a company. Many people were invited to disassemble and reinstall the laptops they represent. It was very lively!" "Why? That's a good idea." I said, "Doesn't the notebook pay attention to the high degree of integration? After disassembling and assembling, the quality promotion can be seen at a glance. Very good!" "I'm only talking about the outside numbers. The inside of the newspaper has already been published in the newspaper. You can go through it yourself." Xiao Han said disdainfully.

"what happened?" "There is an interesting incident. At the disassembly meeting, a chubby marketing manager made a subtle but clear speech after everyone installed the disassembled laptops. Of course, he said that their laptops are good. He picked up the notebook he used for presentations and said: "I once tripped this notebook on the floor during a presentation to a client. I was very nervous at the time. In case this notebook breaks, the quality of what I told him is good." Wouldn’t it be a true lie? At that time, I picked up the computer in a panic, and turned it on with trembling hands. Fortunately, the notebook was intact. At that time, I really fell for this notebook. Speaking of this , Guess what the audience is doing wrong at this time?"

"Let's throw it again and show the big guys!" I said with wide eyes. "You are so smart! The audience booed and shouted to fall again. The fat manager's face turned red and white, and he couldn't get off the stage. Fortunately, his subordinates are very flexible. Someone will call him on the cell phone immediately, so he will be counted. He hesitated and got off the stage. The host quickly took the microphone and said that the notebook belonged to a fat man, and she had no right to drop it. This matter is finally over." "Interesting, interesting." I said, "He never expected the audience to be so silent. I'm going to help a client organize a client networking event recently. There is no shortage of money and creativity. Don't make the client laugh at me, too."

"What is orgasm?" Xiao Han asked while pouring wine into the glass. "There's a lottery at the end, it's a laptop." "Luxury enough! Has the winner been decided?" "Absolutely fair!" "Well, we can't let him get it so easily. You make both numbers the winning numbers, and then..." Xiao Han told me something, I thought it was wonderful, so I made a decision on the spot and pressed Xiao Han. idea to do. As a rule, the content of the treat is: meal + karaoke = no one comes; meal + bowling = less traffic; meal + bowling grand prix = come and go; meal + performance = passable; meal + lottery (laptop) = The gate is crowded.The invitation letter sent out that day indicated in brackets that the highest prize was a laptop computer, so many people came.There were originally 10 tables, but two more tables were added. Everyone came with an invitation letter. I sent 10 tables. I don’t know how those people’s invitation letters came.

It started as a regular activity: the boss made a welcome speech -> eat -> fruit plate -> all guests and friends sang and had fun.Next came the lottery draw, starting with the third prize, going all the way through microwave ovens and VCDs, and finally when it came to the special prize, there was no sound on the court, and the atmosphere was the same as the result of a public trial and judgment.The boss quickly stirred it a few times with a pair of clumsy big hands like a frying pan for money, and quickly pulled it out, and two numbers worth 20,000 yuan were born, which means that there are two people competing for a notebook.

The audience present began to be surprised and began to discuss. "How can two people get a laptop, unless they are husband and wife." Two lucky spectators were drawn, with blank expressions of excitement: a lady with glasses and a bald, bearded gentleman.The host asked if they were husband and wife, and the bald man humorously said that he thought, if they were husband and wife, the notebook would have to be fixed, just like the Chinese table tennis players winning the championship and runner-up in the World Championships, it is a win-win situation. The person who doesn’t want them to be a husband and wife is me. How can a husband and wife fight? My creativity will automatically fail under such unexpected circumstances. Then my so-called creativity is more boring than chewing wax. The host took the two lucky guys to the stage for a walk, and the two still looked dazed and excited, just like silly music.At this time, I came to the stage to announce how I won the grand prize for "Love and Meaning", and the atmosphere in the audience became tense. The rules of the game of "Love and Love" are very simple. Everyone uses the things on their own body as material to extend, and whoever can extend the length will be the winner. Soon the audience was divided into two camps, giving advice to Mrs. and Mrs. We spread a red cloth on the ground. First of all, the lady wearing glasses took off her glasses and put them on the red cloth, and the bald man also opened the nail clippers and put them on the red cloth... The two of them turned their pockets one after another as if they were caught by the supermarket security and suspected them of stealing. With the bottom facing out, there are cigarettes, lighters, wallets, tissues, hairpins, key chains, pagers, mobile phones, cosmetic cases, toothpicks, business card cases, ballpoint pens...the two of them seem to know the rules of the game in advance, and they have Bring so many things.The next step was "Break All the Old World". Each of them gave full play to their ingenuity and wisdom, and stretched everything they brought as long as possible. After 10 minutes of fuss, the length of the two of them was almost the same.At this time, the bearded man touched his bald head, and with an idea, he connected the cigarettes one by one. The length of the connection was much longer than that of the lady with glasses; With a wit, he took out the banknotes and coins in the wallet and connected them one by one, and soon surpassed the bearded man; seeing that the situation was not good, the bearded man told the host that he also had a wallet, but it fell on the seat.I used the power of explanation to stop this violation, and he had no choice but to look at Bao Xing and sigh.In desperation, snap, he pulled out his own belt, proudly connected to the long dragon, and soon he turned the tables. The lady with glasses saw that she was in a hurry, and tore apart the paper towels that had been lined up one by one, and the handkerchief was also thrown away. Carrying it into twists, taking off the watch chain, and straightening the hairpin, it's still a little less coquettish than the bearded man.At this critical juncture, Miss Glasses made a bold decision. She took off her sweater, rummaged for a while to find the end of the thread, and began to remove the thread bit by bit.This trick fooled the bearded man. He touched his bald head. He was only wearing a woolen sweater and couldn't remove the stitches. He stared blankly at Miss Glasses for 5 seconds, and the audience began to roar. The bearded man After touching his butt, he soon realized that he was wearing a pair of thin wool pants, and wanted to take off his pants in public.I stopped this uncivilized behavior, but he did not break the rules.I thought of a trick and sent a person to be a witness. Under the supervision of the witness, he retreated to the backcourt and took off his woolen pants, and then returned to the front desk to start the Yan'an spinning movement.Someone made a move, using two identical chairs, curling wool on the back of the chair, so that it is scientific and accurate. The game continued. After waiting for a quarter of an hour, the two finally finished removing their clothes.At this time, Miss Glasses had to take off, so I made a rule in time that each person could only take off one piece of clothing, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous.The two counted the number of turns of wool on the back of the chair, and the young lady was one meter shorter than the bearded man, and someone below started booing and decided that the bearded man would win.Miss Glasses fumbled all over her body, but there was nothing to pick up, and the bearded man began to show his victorious teeth.With 5 seconds left to stop the filming, the lady with glasses plucked two hairs from her head at lightning speed. The long hair was longer, and when the two hairs went down, the lady was 10 centimeters longer than the husband.No matter how clever the poor bald man is, he can only pluck his beard at this time.He lowered his head in embarrassment, then raised his head to look at the audience, shook the lady's hand and said, "Congratulations!" He decided not to pluck out his very short beard, which was very painful. In the end, the owner of the notebook is Miss Glasses. She raised her hands victoriously and smiled at the audience with a pair of blurred eyes, because her glasses had been straightened in "Love and Love".I handed the laptop to her, hoping that she would talk about today's great idea beyond my imagination, and she picked up the microphone, "Ah! Awk!" and sneezed twice loudly.