Chapter 17 Lu Bu: A Victim

Lu Bu, styled Fengxian.A native of Jiuyuan County, Wuyuan County.It is Baotou, Inner Mongolia today. He is the number one fierce general in the Three Kingdoms, known as the parachutist.His writing style is also good. He has been doing documents for many years, and he can be called both civil and military. But when he was young, he didn't do well. He only worked as a deserter in Jiuyuan County. He often held a big halberd and stood upright at the gate of the county government office. alike.However, Lu Bu's appearance is not comparable to that of Han Xin.This guy is tall, handsome, imposing, and heroic.

It's just that he was wronged by the clothes of an ordinary soldier. Fortunately, Lu Bu's boss, Wu Jiang, the county captain, treated him well.He often came down from the desk, twirled his short beard with his hands, and exclaimed with a smile on his face, what a good man!He patted him on the shoulder again and said, work hard, I will promote you sooner or later. After a few words, the seven-foot man's face turned red, revealing a bit of embarrassment. Wu Jiang laughed and said, "You wait here and wait for me. I will come as soon as I go."With hands behind their backs, they walked across the street with square steps.

Going home at night, Lu Bu said to his young wife, the adults said that they want to promote me.The wife was overjoyed immediately, leaned against his chest and said, well, it's so boring to be a hero like you, standing upright like a flagpole all the time. Lu Bu's eyes lit up immediately, and he said, yes, when the time comes, I will take you, ride a horse and carry a bow, go hunting in the mountains, and have fun with him. Husband and wife, the more they talk, the happier they are, and they will inevitably play a lot of fun.Sleep with all your might.The next day, Lu Bu was still in high spirits, and went to work in the Yamen with a big halberd on his shoulder.

However, day by day, year by year, as cold comes and summer goes, and winter goes to spring, Lu Bu is still a "half-handler".Lu Bu's hand holding the eucalyptus was a little numb, and his eyes were a little blurred. The person who stood on shift with him was called Hou Cheng.This person was about the same age as Lu Bu, with his head bowed all day long, holding a halberd, his eyes squinted, as if he was sleeping but not sleeping.Occasionally raised his head to look at the sky. Hou Cheng said, today is a good day. Lu Bu said, yes. Hou Cheng said that the sun is very good. Lu Bu said, very good.

Lu Bu didn't bother to answer him, just dealt with it.Hou Cheng also felt bored, didn't speak, and slept with his halberd in his arms.Holding the halberd in his arms, Lu Bu watched the people coming and going on the street.Seeing Hou Cheng drooling again, he suddenly called out: Your Excellency is here. Surprised, Hou Cheng opened his eyes and stood at attention.But nothing happened.Looking around, there is no sign of Wu Jiang. Hou Cheng understood that Lu Bu was playing tricks on him.But Lv Bu said that the lord did come just now, and left in a blink of an eye. Of course Hou Cheng didn't believe it.The sleepiness has also passed.Just chat with Lu Bu.

Lu Bu and Hou Chengcheng have no common language, but they have been in the same class for a long time, and they are very boring, and they will chat about nothing. Hou Cheng said to his wife: She is so beautiful, like a fairy!At the beginning, no one would marry, but you insisted on marrying me.Good-looking and good-natured, lady!She is very considerate of him. Every night, when he has to do something, his wife advises him to save money and pay attention to his health, only once a week. Lu Bu had never met Hou Cheng's wife, but looking at Hou Cheng's appearance, he thought that his wife would not be so beautiful.Listening to him talk about husband and wife, I couldn't help laughing.

Sometimes, Lu Bu would feel such emotion, like Hou Cheng, who wants no one, no talent, no ideals, and is very happy to live a muddled life! Besides, there is a good daughter-in-law.But is it really as he said?Lu Bu didn't know what to do.Lu Bu thought that if he had the chance, he should visit Hou Cheng's wife to see if Hou Cheng was lying. On this day, the county lieutenant Wu Jiang walked around in the lobby with his hands behind his back, left the two of them behind and slipped off to the street.When Hou Cheng saw it, he immediately leaned the halberd against the wall and said, "Brother Fengxian, please stand up for a while, I have something to do, come as soon as you go."Saying that, without waiting for Lu Bu to answer, he turned around and ran to the street.

Lu Bu was puzzled, wondering what the hell this kid was selling? About an hour later, Hou Chengcai came back out of breath. He gave Lu Bu a meaningful look, shook his head, hugged the big halberd in his arms, and shook his head again.Very mysterious. After a while, Wu Jiang also came back, looked at Lu Bu, then at Hou Cheng, and swaggered into the back hall. In the next few days, Hou Chengcheng was a little abnormal, as if he wanted to say something to Lu Bu, but he opened his mouth and closed it again.Lu Bu felt strange, so he asked, Lao Hou, what's wrong with you?Hou Cheng said, it's all right.

Lu Bu said, something must be hidden from me. Hou Cheng said, no. Lu Busui couldn't ask any more questions. However, after a while, Hou Cheng sighed again.Lu Bu was in a hurry: What kind of friend are you? You obviously have something to say, but you don't say it. You're not afraid of being suffocated. Hou Cheng stomped his feet and said, let's just say it, if you don't say it, you will really suffocate to death.Your wife has done something she shouldn't have done behind your back. Lu Bu was taken aback, Lao Hou, what do you mean by that?Hou Cheng said that she stole men.Lu Bu asked, "Hou Cheng, don't be bloody. My wife stole a man, but tell me, who did he steal?"

Hou Cheng said that it was the Wu county lieutenant. Lu Bu said, it's impossible, Mr. Wu is so kind to us, can he do such a thing? Hou Cheng said, Believe it or not, anyway, I saw it with my own eyes. Captain Wu often went out mysteriously. I had been suspicious for a long time. Just now, I followed him and saw him go around twice and go straight to your house courtyard. He sighed again, I am a person, I can't keep feces in my intestines, and I can't put things in my heart! Lu Bu pondered for a while, and said, Hou Cheng, don't tell others, I have my own opinion. Two days later, Lu Bu and Hou Cheng stood on shift again.Seeing Wu Jiang going out again with his hands behind his back, Lu Bu followed without saying a word, carrying a big halberd on his shoulders. Seeing the county captain making seven turns and turning straight to a courtyard, he looked around miserably, then pushed the door, and the door opened. A woman greeted her inside, looked around, and then closed the door again.

This woman is really beautiful.Lu Bu thought, Wu Jiang is really blessed! Lu Bu returned to the yamen with the halberd in hand.Hou Cheng asked, how is it?Lu Bu said, Lao Hou, you must have read it wrong last time.Hou Cheng said, no, I can really see it.Lu Bu said, but I saw that it wasn't my house that the county lieutenant went to. Hou Cheng asked, whose family is that? Lu Bu talked about the general location and the characteristics of the portal.Hou Cheng's face changed "shua", and he said, really?Lu Bu said, really!Hou Cheng slapped his head, my God, it seems that we are both bastards. Lu Bu asked, what's the matter? Hou Cheng said, that is my home. Lu Bu nodded and scolded, this bastard is so rude, it's annoying!Knock the halberd on the ground loudly. While talking, Wu Jiang came over leisurely.He didn't notice the expressions of the two "halberd bearers" and went straight into the lobby. Lu Bu and Hou Cheng, staring at Wu Jiang's back, looked at each other, and suddenly picked up the halberd at the same time, rushed forward, aimed at the back of Wu Jiang's head, and smashed it hard. In a blink of an eye, Wujiang became a pile of meat sauce. The two looked at each other for a while, and Lu Bu said, what should I do now that a murder case has occurred? Hou Cheng said, what do you think? Lu Bu said, it's better to escape out of the city together and discuss it again. Hou Cheng nodded, that's all he had to do. So, the two threw down the halberd and ran all the way out of the city. When they got outside the city, the two dared not go together. Instead, one headed east and the other went west, and they separated. This walk has been ups and downs for many years.Na Lu Bu went through ups and downs, first he voted for Ding Yuan, then Dong Zhuo, and then Wang Yun. After the defeat, he led a team of troops to fight, and finally occupied Xuzhou and became a town of princes.What about Hou Cheng?After many twists and turns, he found Lu Bu and became a general under Lu Bu.The two of them sometimes think about the time in Jiuyuan County, but they don't want to mention it.It was an embarrassing past.There were wives who had betrayed them.At this time, they each have wives.Especially Hou Cheng, a newly married woman in Xuzhou, who is very beautiful. On this day, Lu Bu was patrolling at night with a halberd and passed by Hou Cheng's house. He felt thirsty, so he got off his horse and went to Hou Cheng's house to drink water.Hou Cheng was very happy, and led Lu Bu into the back hall, and brought his young and beautiful newlywed wife to meet Lu Bu.Lu Bu was very happy. Since then, Hou Cheng has many families.At first, they came when Hou Cheng was at home, and later, they came when Hou Cheng was not at home.Later, not only did he often go to Hou Cheng's house, but Lu Bu also frequented the houses of other generals.All the generals were very grateful and felt that General Lu Bu was sympathetic to them, but in the end some of them discovered the secret. In a certain year of AD, Cao Cao attacked Xuzhou, and Lu Bu retreated to Xiapi.Cao Junxuan is about to surround Xiapi City like an iron barrel.Hou Cheng and others surrendered the city and tied Lu Bu to Cao Cao.Lu Bu was very unconvinced, and said to Cao Cao, I have always been kind to the generals, but I didn't expect them to betray me at the critical moment. Cao Cao said on the spot, you cheated on your wife and messed around with the wives of the generals, can it be considered not mean? Lu Bu sighed, how could I make such a mistake?I was a victim too! At this time, Hou Cheng and others raised their weapons and approached Lu Bu step by step. Dong Zhuo held a banquet for all the officials in Wenming Garden.After several rounds of drinking, Dong Zhuo proposed to "abolish the young emperor and establish a new emperor".Unexpectedly, he was strongly opposed by Ding Yuan, governor of Bingzhou.Dong Zhuo was very unhappy, and drew his sword to kill Ding Yuan, but he found a general standing behind Ding Yuan, holding Fang Tian's painted halberd, glaring at him, Dong Zhuo couldn't help being startled.At this time, under the persuasion of everyone, Ding Yuan said "the decisive battle outside the city in the future", led the general, and left angrily.All the officials dispersed. Dong Zhuo was sullen, and asked the left and right, who is the person behind Ding Yuan?The eyes are so fierce.A person in the tent responded, "This person's surname is Lu Mingbu, and his style name is Fengxian. He is a fellow from the same village." Dong Zhuo saw that it was Li Su, the general of Huben Zhonglang. Li Su said that Lu Bu was originally a small official in Jiuyuan County, Wuyuan County. He fled to Bingzhou because he killed the county lieutenant.Seeing his extraordinary appearance, Ding Yuan, the governor, asked him to act as the chief bookkeeper of the army.Soon, in a battle, Lv Bu charged into the enemy's formation with a big halberd, stabbing several enemy generals, which made Ding Yuan look at him with admiration.So he was promoted to be a bodyguard.After Lu Bu made many military exploits, Ding Yuan promoted him to be a general.Because of Ding Yuan's meritorious service in defending the border, the imperial court conscripted him as Zhi Jinwu.Ding Yuan then led Lu Bu to Beijing, and nearly 10,000 elite soldiers stationed outside the city to obey orders. Dong Zhuo laughed out loud when he heard this, it seems that I was too worried about the appointment of a county magistrate, if I fight again in the future, I will surely take his head.Li Su said, otherwise, although this man was born as a small official, he possesses unique skills, is proficient in bow and horse, and is extremely brave. I don't think anyone in the army can match him. Dong Zhuo pulled his face down when he heard this, and said, in your opinion, we still have to retreat to Xiliang! Li Su said, that's not necessary, although Lv Bu is brave, he also has something to attack.I was in his hometown, and later we listened to him under Dingyuan's tent in Bingzhou, so I know his nature well.This person has three hobbies in his life: sharp weapons, BMWs, and beauties.He often told people that a general who does not have a good weapon in his hands, a BMW under his crotch, or a stunning beauty in his arms, will live his life in vain.I remember that at the beginning, he fell in love with Yan Juan'er, the most beautiful woman in Bingzhou, but because he had no chance, it was I who gave him advice and made his wish come true.The sharp weapon in his palm, Fang Tian's painted halberd, was a gift from Ding Yuan.This sacred halberd was made by a famous craftsman in the Warring States Period and was obtained by Ding Yuan's ancestor.Ding originally wanted to pass on the halberd to future generations, but he ran around all his life without any blood.Lu Bu was very grateful for the halberd, and immediately worshiped Ding Yuan as his father.Although Lu Bu has a divine halberd, it's a pity that the things under his crotch are ordinary. I heard that the lord has a BMW called "Red Rabbit Rouge Beast", it might as well use it.On the battlefield in the future, as long as this is the case, Lu Bu can surrender. Dong Zhuo said, the red rabbit horse is the old man's favorite thing, how can he bear to part with it? Li Su said that if a good horse does not have a real hero to drive it, it is considered a waste horse, just like a wise man who does not assist the wise master is considered a waste.It is the most cost-effective deal in the world to be able to exchange a red rabbit horse for a general, and for a long-term hegemony! Dong Zhuo said, well, just follow Mr.'s advice. The next day, Ding Yuan took Lu Bu to the city to scold Zhan.Hua Xiong, a fierce general under Dong Zhuo's tent, went out of the city to meet the enemy.After fighting for more than ten rounds, Hua Xiong pretended to be defeated and led Lu Bu into a forest.Li Su was waiting there with the red rabbit horse. When he saw Lu Bu, he said loudly, "Brother Feng Xian, are you all right?" When Lu Bu saw it, he recognized Li Su from his hometown, so he got off his horse and asked, why is my brother here? Li Su replied, I currently live in Huben Zhonglang, and I heard that my brother is here to fight, so I came here to offer a horse.Lu Bu looked at it and couldn't help being surprised.A fine horse indeed.The whole body of the horse was like red satin, with no stray hairs. It was a zhang from head to tail, and the back of its hooves was eight feet.Exactly, rushing thousands of miles to shake dust, crossing water and climbing mountains, purple fog blooms.Break the silk rein and shake the jade bridle, and the fire dragon flies down to the nine heavens. Lu Bu was overjoyed, he stroked the horse's back again and again, and said, "My brother gave me a BMW, how can I repay it?"Li Su said, I didn't give you a BMW, but Dong Gong loved you.Lu Bu was shocked, why did he say that?Li Su said, Mr. Dong respects the virtuous and courteous, and I heard that you like BMW, so he asked me to send it to you.Please get on your horse, go to the city, and present Duke Dong's head to Ding Yuan for credit. Lu Bu shook his head again and again when he heard this, brother wants to put me in a place of injustice, since Dong Gong gave him a BMW as a gift, how can I go against him!Li Su said, yes, Mr. Dong loves you very much, and wants to recommend you as Captain Qi, General Zhonglang, and Marquis of Duting, and he wants to personally choose some beautiful women for you.Lu Bu lowered his head and pondered for a while, then said, what Dong Gong said was a joke? As soon as the words fell, I heard someone answering behind me, the old man is the best in the dynasty, how could there be jokes?Lu Bu looked back and saw Dong Zhuo sitting on a rock behind a tree, nodding and smiling at him. Lu Bu hurried forward, knelt down on the ground, and respected his adoptive father.Then, he flew onto the red rabbit horse. Dong Zhuo praised, "Fengxian is so heroic, he is exactly "Lv Bu among men, and red rabbit among horses"! Lv Bu's spirit increased greatly, and he patted his horse out of the woods.Dong Zhuo and Li Su followed behind. Na Lu Bu flew to the front of the formation.When Ding Yuan saw it, he shouted, my son, why didn't you come back until now?Lu Bu didn't answer, he raised his halberd and stabbed Ding Yuan off his horse. Dong Zhuo behind him clapped his hands and laughed, good!it is good!it is good! A few years later, Lu Bu killed his adoptive father Dong Zhuo on the altar for a beautiful woman named Diao Chan, and Li Su also participated in the murder.Soon, Li Su was killed by Lu Bu. A few years later, Lu Bu was captured by Cao Cao in Xiapi and taken to the White Gate Tower. Lv Bu told Cao Cao that what troubled Duke Ming was nothing but Lv Bu, and now Lv Bu is willing to submit to you.Duke Ming is the commander-in-chief, and I am the general, so why worry about the uncertainty of the world!Cao Cao asked Liu Bei, what did Xuande think?Liu Bei said, didn't Duke Ming hear about Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo? Lu Bu lamented in his heart, alas, the ones I love the most in my life are nothing but divine halberds, BMWs and beauties, and I got them all.These three things have made my manly achievements, but they have also ruined my reputation and life! As if hearing the sigh in Lu Bu's heart, Cao Cao sneered and said, divine halberds, BMWs, and beauties are important, but fame and life are the most precious treasures. Lu Bu Biography Lu Bu, styled Fengxian, was born in Jiuyuan, Wuyuan County. He was good at riding and shooting, and his physical strength was extraordinary.At first, Ding Yuan, the governor of Jingzhou, used cloth as the main book.After Dong Zhuo entered Beijing, Lu Bu stabbed Ding Yuan to death and led his people to vote.Dong Zhuo ordered Bu to be the captain of the cavalry, and he accompanied him around.However, Dong Zhuochang wanted to kill Bu because of a small anger, and because Lv Buchang had committed adultery with Dong Zhuo's maid, he planned to kill Dong Zhuo with Situ Wangyun.Zhuo Dang, Li Jue and others gathered together as thieves and attacked Chang'an. Bu could not refuse, and ran to Yuan Shao. Lu Bu thought he was a noble Yuan Shao and wanted to kill him. Fight for battle, lose it.Later, he went to Liu Bei's office in Xuzhou and stationed troops in Xiaopei.Later, Lu Bu rebelled and took the opportunity to seize Xiapi and expel Liu Bei from Yu Xiaopei.Later, Yuan Shu led an army of 100,000 to attack Liu Bei. Liu Bei was invincible, and the situation was very dangerous. He asked for help from Bu, and Bu generously agreed. The halberd perfectly saved Liu Bei's forces as a bet.However, Liu Bei later joined forces with Cao Cao to attack Lv Bu, and Lv Bu stuck to Xiapi.Cao Cao's army was encircled for three months. Finally, Lu Bu was bound by his subordinates Hou Cheng, Song Xian, and Wei Xubing because he disagreed with Chen Gong's words.