Chapter 16 Hu Che'er: The Little Man Who Covers the Sky

Hu Che'er is a dead man in Zhang Xiu's house.This man can lift a tripod and drink without getting drunk. Once drank with Zhang Xiu in the mansion, drinking several liters, Zhang Xiu was so drunk that he fell asleep.But Hu Che'er talked and laughed happily, still eating and drinking.If you drink too much, you will urinate.Che'er tore a piece of chicken leg, bit it in his mouth, swung it out to urinate.Just when three assassins sneaked into the mansion to assassinate Zhang Xiu, they were discovered by Che'er.Che'er threw out both palms, "slap", and knocked down the two assassins.Seeing that the situation was not good, another assassin turned around and ran away.Che'er was not in a hurry, and slowly chewed the chicken leg in his mouth, chewing up the bones together, and swallowed.Then he grabbed the heel of an assassin on the ground, lifted it up, ran out, and shook his hand at the sound of footsteps in the distance.This guy, "whoosh", roared out, "bang", a blunt sound.Che'er turned around and went back to the house, continuing to drink as if nothing had happened.

At dawn, Zhang Xiu woke up, came out and saw a dead body lying outside the door, she couldn't help but turn pale with shock.Che'er said, nothing, there are two more outside the door.Zhang Xiu ordered the soldiers to look at it, and when they came back, they said no.Che'er said, look further.I searched 300 meters forward and found it. The two guys were head to head, both brains burst.Only then did Hu Che'er explain what happened last night, Zhang Xiu raised two fingers and praised, he is really a warrior! Cao Cao marched into Wancheng.On Jia Xu's suggestion, Zhang Xiu surrendered in Kaesong, and took Cao Cao into the commander's mansion for a drink.During the banquet, Zhang Xiu saw a man standing behind Cao Cao, taller than Zhang, with red hair and beard, majestic, and asked, Prime Minister, is the man standing behind him General Dian Wei?Cao Cao said, exactly.

Zhang Xiu had heard about Dian Wei for a long time. Dian Wei was a warrior in front of Cao Cao's tent, and he was also a low-level figure.This man has a burly appearance, extraordinary physical strength, great ambition and integrity, and a chivalrous character.When he was young, a friend of his was bullied by a powerful man, and he wanted to avenge his friend.The walls of that Haoqiang's house were very high, the gates were tightly closed, and the guards were heavily guarded.Dian Wei wandered around in front of his house, pretending to wait for someone.Finally, when Haoqiang opened the door to leave the mansion, Dian Wei took out a dagger from his arms and rushed over to assassinate Haoqiang. He also went in and killed Haoqiang's wife, then walked out slowly and left on foot.It was broad daylight at that time, and it was a downtown area. Hundreds of powerful servants and government officials chased after him, but no one dared to approach.Finally, a death squad rushed over and surrounded Dian Wei. Dian Wei charged and killed hundreds of people with his double halberds, as if entering a land without people.Finally got away.Later he joined Zhang Miao's army as an ordinary soldier. The Yamen flag in the army was so long and big that it took two strong men to lift it up.Later, he returned to Cao Cao, and made outstanding achievements in the battle with Lu Bu. He was highly regarded by Cao Cao and was promoted to be a school lieutenant.Dian Wei also likes to lead the army with a pair of halberds and long knives. There is a saying in the army: "There is a strong man in the tent, Mr. Dian, and a pair of halberds is 80 catties."

At that moment, when Zhang Xiu saw Dian Wei, out of respect, he filled a glass of wine, got up and left his seat, and came to Dian Wei and said, "Zhang Xiu has admired the general's reputation for a long time. It is my honor to meet you today. Please accept Zhang Xiu's toast."Ke Dianwei stood by his sword and didn't say a word.Zhang Xiu said the toast again.Dian Wei still didn't answer.Zhang Xiu was very embarrassed and didn't know whether to advance or retreat. Hu Che'er on the side was annoyed, and drew his sword, and Dian Wei rushed into the middle without showing weakness.

The two fought on the spot.Fighting from the house to the courtyard, from the courtyard to the street, the people present were stunned.After a long time, Cao Cao came to his senses, came out and stopped Dianwei loudly, and Zhang Xiu also stopped Hu Che'er.The two put their swords back into their sheaths, went back to the house, and continued to drink as if nothing had happened. Cao Cao asked, General Zhang, who is this? Zhang Xiu said, my good brother, Hu Che'er. Oh, Cao Cao nodded.It is rare that there are such heroes under Zhang Xiu's tent, who can compete with Dian Wei.What a pity, what a pity.

Back at the post house, Cao Cao said to Dian Wei, Hu Cheer is a hero in the world, I cherish him very much, if he can stand with you and protect the old man, it would be great. Dian Wei nodded, Hu Che'er is indeed a hero. Cao Cao sighed. The next night, Zhang Xiu invited Cao Cao to drink again, and only Hu Che'er was with him.Cao Cao also only brought Dian Wei to the banquet.Cao Cao and Zhang Xiu sat in the upper table and chatted.Dian Wei and Hu Che'er drank freely, bowl after bowl.The more you drink, the stronger the relationship, and there is a tendency to meet each other and hate it later.

Cao Cao said to Zhang Xiu, since the two are so congenial, why don't they become brothers of the opposite sex. Zhang Xiu nodded. Then Dian Wei and Hu Che'er came to the courtyard, burned incense and worshiped the sky: they don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but they want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day. Bye bye, go back to the house and continue drinking. Cao Cao stayed lonely in the city, couldn't stand the temptation, took possession of a woman, and took her to the camp outside the city to play. If it's an ordinary woman, that's all.But this woman is Zhang Xiu's aunt, that is, General Zhang Ji's widow—Zou Shi.There is no impenetrable wall, someone reported this to Zhang Xiu.Zhang Xiu was furious.Under Jia Xu's planning, he used this as a topic to rebel, and he did it that night.But I am afraid of Dian Wei's bravery.Jia Xu came up with an idea and said to Hu Che'er, tonight, when you ask Dianwei to drink, you must get him drunk and then arrest him.

Hu Che'er took the order, came to Dianwei Daying and said, I want to invite my brother to drink in the city tonight, and I have something to tell you in detail. Dian Wei said, I am the prime minister's personal guard, and I am not away from the prime minister. I must protect the prime minister at all times, and I cannot leave the barracks to go to the city. Hu Che'er said, since that's the case, I'm going back to the city. Dian Wei said, you can't leave when you come, just have a drink or two in the camp. Hu Che'er agreed.Send the small school with you back to the city to report.

Dian Wei first came to report to the prime minister.Cao Cao was very happy and said, I will leave here tomorrow and go back to Xudu.You have to treat Hu Che'er well, try to keep him, it's best to get him drunk.Kidnap him back to Xudu together.I got a fierce general, and you also got a brother, we are always together, so close! Dian Wei led the order out.Cao Cao drank and had fun with Mrs. Zou in the camp. That night, Dian Wei and Hu Che'er set up the bar and drank happily.The two have their own secrets, all in the wine bowl.You come and go, drink from noon to night, two people who have never been drunk before, are both drunk.Each pillowed on his own shoulder and went to sleep.

Faintly, Dian Wei heard strange noises coming from outside.He opened his eyes, struggled to stand up, and walked out of the tent.The melee outside has already begun.A soldier ran over and shouted: "General, Zhang embroidery is reversed, go and protect the prime minister." Dian Wei hurried to the prime minister's big tent.However, his legs were weak and he had no strength like before. At this time, Zhang Xiu rushed over with his troops.Only then did Dian Wei remember that the two halberds were still in his camp.He wanted to go back and get it, but it was too late.He picked up a saber conveniently and chopped down dozens of enemy generals.The knife is too light to handle.Dian Wei threw away the knife, picked up a soldier with one hand, and swung it towards the enemy, killing many enemy soldiers.But because he drank too much alcohol, his hands and feet were no longer in control, and he was seriously injured in many places.In the end, he couldn't hold it anymore and fell to the ground.

Zhang Xiu's troops paused for a short time—did not go forward because of fear—then bypassed Dian Wei's body and rushed into Cao Cao's camp.At this time, under the protection of the generals, Cao Cao rode on the "Jueying" BMW and ran away. Zhang Xiu chased and killed Cao Cao for a while, until he reached the bank of the Feishui River. Zhang Xiu led the army back to the city after victory, when he saw Hu Che'er holding Dian Wei, coming towards him. Zhang Xiu's army silently passed a wall of people.Hu Che'er passed through the human wall and stopped by the Feishui River. Hu Che'er dug a hole with his own hands and put Dian Wei in it.Then he roared and punched himself on the forehead with his fist. Zhang Xiu got off his horse and fell to the edge of the pit.All three armies knelt down on the ground silently. At this time, the morning sun was just emerging, and the smog on the river was thick and low. A few years later, Zhang Xiu surrendered to Cao Cao. Cao Cao asked, where is your brave general Hu Che'er?I want to take him back to the capital. Zhang Xiu took Cao Cao to the bank of the Feishui River, where there was a tomb.Letter: The tomb of the martyr Dianwei Huche'er. I have lost the fierce general Dian Wei, why have I lost Hu Che'er?Cao Cao burst into tears. Biography of Dian Wei: Dian Wei, a native of Chenliu Jiwu (now Jiwucheng Village, Ningling County, Shangqiu City, Henan Province). In Beijing opera, it is painted as a yellow face.During the Three Kingdoms period, Cao Wei was a fierce general.He is good at wielding big double halberds. He is strong and fierce as a chivalrous man. He once avenged the Liu family of the village. He killed people and left the market.The Yamen flag in the army is long and big, and people can't lift it up, but Dian Wei can hold it up with one hand, and people are amazed at his extraordinary power.At first it belonged to Zhang Miao's subordinate Sima Zhao Chong, and later it belonged to Xiahou Dun.When Cao Cao challenged Lu Bu to Puyang, Dian Wei fought bravely and killed Lu Bu, which was different from Cao Cao.Because of his loyalty and sincerity, Dian Wei was cited as a close servant, moved to be a captain, and placed at his left and right.Later, when Cao Cao was in Wancheng, Zhang Xiu first surrendered and turned back, rushing to Cao Cao's main camp; Dian Wei guarded the gate and fought desperately, killing many enemies (more than 200 people), and finally died in battle because he was outnumbered.