Chapter 3 Chapter Three: Here Comes Bao Jingsheng

Bao Jingsheng is a new classmate transferred from Tibet.The first time he stepped into the classroom of Class 1, Grade 2, we were already in class. The students in the front row felt that the wind was getting tighter, and the light had dimmed. Packed tightly.He looked even bigger than Tao Tao, with a long and big head, two clusters of plateau red on his face, and a smell of butter.Song Xiaodou naturally walked in front of him, like a pilot boat guiding an aircraft carrier.Song Xiaodou said, there are two new students in the first class of the second year of high school. One is Jingui. Jingui's formalities have been completed and he will come later.The whole class burst out laughing. At that time, I had just read some reading materials, such as Double Happiness, Happy Prosperity, Wealth, and Gold. Which one is not a country bumpkin?It's all about what the fuck is missing.Song Xiaodou also made an exception and smiled along with us. When we finished laughing, she said that the specific situation of Jingui is still unclear.The other one is Bao Jingsheng.Song Xiaodou pointed at Bao Jingsheng's big head with a finger. She said, let me briefly introduce that Bao Jingsheng is a Tibetan. He was transferred to Paozhong with his parents.

Bao Jingsheng respectfully called "Miss Song" in Mandarin, and he said, "Miss Song, I am from Lhasa.Song Xiaodou smiled again, said "I'm sorry" in English, and added something in English, which probably means "Lhasa people". Like many classmates, I only understand "Lhasa people". "The pronunciation of the two characters is weird, like a foreigner speaking Chinese. After class, someone asked Bao Jingsheng if he could speak Tibetan, and someone asked him if he had been touched and blessed by an old Panchen Lama or a young Panchen Lama?Bao Jingsheng folded his hands in front of his chest, noncommittal, and asked a lot, he just said, fuck, I'm a fucking Beijinger!

This sentence surprised everyone.It took a long time to come back to his senses, he was guaranteed to be a man born in Beijing.I just thought, his Mandarin is really fucking perfect, and his tongue is really curled up in his mouth and he can't straighten it out.Later he told us that the authentic retroflex sound has been passed down from generation to generation in his family.Twenty years ago, maybe thirty years ago, his parents supported the Great Southwest, and went to Tibet. Yes, it seems to be a day or so. In short, it sounds very rough and far away.And then what?Bao Jingsheng said, fuck, isn't this back again?Someone asked stupidly, but you haven't returned to Beijing.Bao Jingsheng smiled with the corner of his mouth and said, fuck, do you know what a curve is to save the country?do you know?Dude, you don't know anything!

That poor guy really didn't know, so he blushed, mumbled and couldn't speak. Tao Tao leaned close to Bao Jingsheng's body, took a long breath, turned his head to Ali and me, and said, why do I smell something, it's neither sour nor stinky. Bao Jingsheng glanced at Tao Tao, then turned his head to Zhu Zhu's direction.He said, sisters, do you know what this taste is called?This is the smell of ghee.People with some status over there drink buttered tea every day.It's cold, and I have to put a layer of ghee on my face.Bao Jingsheng smiled at Zhu Zhu. He said, do you know what ghee is? It is the mother of milk and goat milk.He suggested that Zhu Zhu also apply a little bit, and if she needs it, he can give her a large porcelain vat. His parents live in Japan, and their family still has a good friend in Lhasa, and they will send several vats of fresh yellow porcelain every now and then. butter.

Zhu Zhu asked him, do all Beijingers wipe their faces with butter? Bao Jingsheng snorted, showing disdain, and said, it's so messed up, where are there still authentic Beijingers in Beijing today? Zhu Zhu was a little afraid of him, so he swallowed both the butter and the Pekingese. Bao Jingsheng is a little scary, he is so huge, he naturally becomes condescending when he speaks, and he has a style, just like a big shot.On the first day, he took pictures of the students sitting in the middle of the front row and moved them to the back. He said, offended, my eyesight is not good.He sat in the front row, like a graveyard raised in the classroom.The next day, the students came down from the third floor and ran to do inter-class exercises. He staggered Ali at the stairway.He said, hurry up, don't dawdle.On the third day, I told Tao Tao that he was going to slap you.Tao Tao's face darkened and he didn't speak.

At noon that day, it seemed to be the sunny noon at the end of April. The overcast plum rain finally came to an end, creating a bright gap for the pedestrians on the road and their mood.The leaves on the paulownia tree are also soaked in the rain and become plump and tender, just like goose feathers in spring, which makes people feel indescribably comfortable.But it's not spring at this time, the wind has turned, it has become a little hot and humid, and summer seems to be coming soon, and the business of barbecue stalls on the street is suddenly booming.It's a strange city indeed, and the hotter it gets, the hotter things get to fuel the fire.People put fuel on the fire, barbecue, hot pot, boiled beef, and glasses of soju...all poured into their stomachs.Every pore in the city is open, and inside the sweaty pores are empty mouths or eyes.That day, Bao Jingsheng really patted Tao Tao's shoulder.

He said, buddy, let's go to barbecue. Tao Tao said, yes, yes.Tao Tao asked Ali and me to have a barbecue together.Barbecue stalls are set up on the river bank opposite the school gate, forming a long snake array. In fact, they are tricycles one after another, covered with iron stoves like feed troughs, and the charcoal is burning red. Meat, chicken buttocks, pig offal, bean curd skin, potato pieces... are all strung into a string, brushed with vegetable oil with a brush, and roasted on charcoal to produce a smelly and fragrant smoke.Each of us ate ten skewers, and Bao Jingsheng ate eighteen skewers, all of which were chicken butts. We also drank a large bottle of Pepsi, 750ml.Bao Jingsheng said, buddies, today you are counting as my support, and I will invite buddies later.

I glanced at Tao Tao, and Tao Tao nodded nonchalantly, and he said, yes, yes.He looked at Ali, who took out his wallet and paid the money. The next day, Bao Jingsheng asked us to eat barbecue again.Tao Tao told me that today he is the host, so we should call two more people.I called Zhu Zhu, and Tao Tao called his two brothers. They were both loose boys, with sleepy eyes like lazy cats, pale, but their eyes were red from boiling. , and they were flipping through Science Fiction Magazine and Popular Software.What are you looking for, just soaking up time.People have a lot of problems, once it becomes a habit, it’s hard to change it. Classes are a waste of time, and even eating barbecue, clubbing, and girls have become a waste of time. It’s really funny.

The river water exudes the fishy smell of the gutter, with some rotten vegetable leaves and plastic bags floating around. An unattended yacht leans against the shore, shining desertedly in the sun. We ate for a while before Ali came running over.Ali said that Ms. Song had spoken, and the Education Committee was rectifying school spirit and school discipline. Those who dared to commit crimes against the wind, went to the river to eat barbecue, and punished them with a week of general cleaning.Zhu Zhu was chewing potatoes in his mouth, his eyes widened, hmm and hmm, but he was speechless.I said, Tao Tao, you are a regular customer of Song Xiaodou, what do you think should I do?Tao Tao had just finished eating a bunch of luncheon meat, and took another bunch of rabbit kidneys from the fire. He said, "I'm afraid of being fucked, I'll eat one skewer, and I'll eat ten skewers. If there is a penalty, no one will be able to run away."It's better to eat a few more skewers, anyway, Jingsheng buddies have to pay the bill today.

Bao Jingsheng nodded repeatedly. He said, Ms. Song is a nice person, and we should invite her to eat with us. Let's meet more sisters.Bao Jingsheng still only ate chicken butts.He chewed the burnt chicken butt with his mouth full, exuding the smell of chicken excrement.Bao Jingsheng ate on the stove, as if it was cold and had to be on the fire.Chicken fat and sweat dripped from the corners of his mouth and face, onto the charcoal fire, and the flames splashed and made a loud noise. We ate non-stop, just like disaster victims drinking government relief porridge.We washed all the things on the barbecue stall, and threw bamboo sticks all over the ground.Tao Tao stepped on the bamboo sticks with his land combat boots, and said that the boss has no conscience, so how many years and months does he want to use these sticks.The peddler was careful and said, "This classmate is being funny. We are a small business, so we can still afford this little lottery money."Tao Tao shook his head and said, no matter how the Longmen Formation is set up, it is lively, that is to say, money is not intimate.Tao Tao looked at Bao Jingsheng across the booth, and he said, isn't that right, buddy?

Bao Jingsheng said, that's right, that's right, he was busy digging around on his body.He is big and has a lot of pockets, at least seventeen or eight. He dug out from his trouser pockets to his underpants for a long time, and finally he said, fuck!I didn't bring my purse.Ali, you put it on the pad first, and I will give it to you later. Ali took out his wallet and turned his head to look at Tao Tao.Tao Tao put his hands in his trouser pockets, as if he didn't see anything.As a result, Ali hesitated to put his hand in his trouser pocket, but did not stretch it out. Everyone looked at Bao Jingsheng with a smile, to see how he would go down the steps.Bao Jingsheng chuckled, and he said, fuck, what am I, Bao Jingsheng?He wiped a lot of grease on the mouth with the back of his hand, then grabbed Ali's shoulder, and laughed twice, he said, Ali is authentic, Ali is a good brother.Ali's face became pale, and even his eyes and nose were crooked.I knew that Bao Jing had given birth to a heavy hand, so I looked at Tao Tao, but Tao Tao still looked indifferent.Tao Tao is not like this usually, Tao Tao is usually like an umbrella, he covers Ali, who dares to move a finger of Ali!Once after school, just outside the school gate, in front of the Greyhound guarding the gate, two high school seniors asked Ali to borrow money. Tao Tao said he had no money, so I will pay for him.Tao Tao handed out a ten-yuan bill with his left hand, and when the guy bowed his head to accept it, Tao Tao's right fist hit him under the chin, and with a cracking sound, he stopped in Tao Tao's hand.The rest of the guys ran away.Tao Tao didn't chase after him, and said to the students pouring out one after another, do you know who Ali is?You ask him to borrow money! All the students in the middle school that day knew who Ali was.However, the most memorable person is Tao Tao.Many people remembered his calmness, ruthlessness, and that punch to the bottom.Who dares to borrow money from Ali, borrowing money from Ali is like stealing gold from Tao Tao's pocket.But what Tao Tao said was this, whoever dared to move Ali's finger would slap me in the face. But today, when Bao Jingsheng made Ali's face so miserable, why did Tao Tao act like he didn't see it?I glanced at Tao Tao, who was ignoring Ali, and thought, oh, he has his moments too!I suddenly felt sore in my heart... I can't tell you clearly now, why is my heart sore.This is the first time I know how a boy can make a girl's heart sour.I took a step up, pointed at the iron stove like a feeding trough, and gave a big mouthful of "pooh" viciously. The red charcoal gave off a smell of white ash and a smell of burnt, and everyone "wow" and rushed avoid. I said, big men born in Beijing, let go of your fucking hands! Bao Jingsheng's face was full of innocence, he said, what's wrong with me, my good sisters? I went over and wrenched his hand off Ali's shoulder.Bao Jingsheng's hands were as big as palm-leaf fans and as thick as bear's paws, with some black, fluffy curly hair growing on the back of his hands.Bao Jingsheng got angry, and he repeated to me, what's wrong with me, what's wrong with me, sisters! I ignored him and rubbed lightly on Ali's shoulder.Ali's eyes were filled with tears, I was really afraid they would slip out, so I kissed Ali's protruding ears, and I said, be good, don't be ashamed.Ali nodded, "Yeah".I looked around, but no one stood up to speak for us. Tao Tao, poor Zhu Zhu, and the two brothers brought by Tao Tao all looked on indifferently, and no one spoke.Bao Jingsheng patted his bulging belly, which was like a frog's belly.I've never seen a man with a head and mouth like a hippopotamus, but a belly like a frog.Bao Jingsheng patted his frog-like belly loudly, let out a long breath, and said, forget it, let's go back, hurry up, don't let Miss Song rush us. I looked at Bao Jingsheng's mouth and belly, looked again and again, and suddenly raised my head and laughed loudly.I laughed so wildly that everyone was dumbfounded by my laughter.After I finished laughing, I stretched out a middle finger and scolded Bao Jingsheng, you deserve to be Song Xiaodou's good son too?You stinky frog shit! Bao Jingsheng was surprised at first, and then his face turned red.He clenched his fists as big as two shot puts, walked around the barbecue stand, and walked up to me.The air suddenly became tense, Ali was leaning against me, trembling slightly, his hand was still clenched in mine, and it was covered in sweat.Even the barbecue peddler took two steps back, with a look of panic on his face, but he was speechless.Yes, no one spoke, Tao Tao was standing behind me, and I don't know what expression he had on his face.I didn't move, I just looked at Bao Jingsheng's big hippopotamus chin, and I said, damn it!Come and try it. No one spoke, and it seemed to be silent for a long time. Suddenly, the yacht on the shore blew its whistle loudly, lazily broke through the sewage, and moved towards the other side of the river... Bao Jingsheng's face gradually warmed up, and he Said, men don't fight with women.Go back, everyone, hurry up.He waved his hand like a headmaster, and said, Ali, hurry up, ah!Trembling, Ali took out his wallet and paid for the barbecue.Bao Jingsheng laughed, kindly and kindly, and waved his hand again, and a group of people followed behind him, and limped into the grille gate embedded with iron patterns. After school, I was still waiting for Tao Tao under the thirteen paulownia trees, but I didn't get on his Giant.I said, Tao Tao, why did Bao Jingsheng punish Ali in front of you? Clean up, what do you mean clean up, Tao Tao said, Bao Jingsheng was just joking. I said, what are you kidding!I said, that was Bao Jingsheng beating the dog to bully the master, at least he was beating the grass to scare the snake. He wanted to test Tao Tao's ability, and also try the sophomore year?That guy is a ruthless general, he dares to ride on your head and shit. Tao Tao lowered his head and was silent for a while, he said, he won't.Tao Tao seems to be comforting me, but also more like comforting himself.He said, Bao Jingsheng has no grievances or enmities with me, why did he ride on my head? I laughed, and I said, Tao Tao, tell me the truth, are you afraid of him? Tao Tao said, who is afraid of him!I don't know him well. I sighed, and I said, you are learning to talk like Song Xiaodou.Okay, I'm so tired, I'm going back to sleep. When the bus came, I stepped on it in one step.After the car drove for a while, I looked back at the station. Tao Tao was still pushing Giant, standing under thirteen paulownia trees.The wet April wind blows into the car window, making my eyes and nose sour and red.Really, the wind in April is like this, it blows you very sad in a short while.