Chapter 5 16-20

Yu Xiang smiled: "Okay, let's talk about this matter later, let's go dance first. Geng Xiao, you are going to pick up girls now, and you need to improve your dancing skills. I will teach you well today." I sneered, "Is the sun coming out from the west? Don't you get carried away when you see a woman?" Yu Xiang said solemnly: "Gu Lin is gone, it doesn't make much sense for me to dance with other girls today. What's the name of that poem? Except for Wu Shan, I can't see the clouds." "Except Wushan is not a cloud." I corrected, "You are not bad, you still know this poem."

"It's so-so," Yu Xiang said, "I read it in novels. The men in those obscene martial arts novels will recite this poem." So in the remaining time, Yu Xiang actually taught me to dance honestly.I studied very seriously, so I made a lot of progress.By the end of the dance, I could distinguish three-step, four-step, rumba, four-step, etc., but I still couldn't dance, I was stupid as hell. From Yu Xiang's mouth, I learned that Lin Bao's full name is Gu Lin, a freshman of the 91st grade in the Department of Foreign Languages.It seems that she and Meng Fan are both high school classmates and college classmates.

Yu Xiang had a very high opinion of Meng Fan, especially his vivid memory of her sexy and slender figure, so he repeatedly urged me to get rid of Meng Fan.He said that he didn't expect me to be so attractive to women, and he would look at me with admiration in the future. When Yu Xiang and Yangshi got on the bus, they both expressed their satisfaction with today's tour, especially the prom of Nanchu University. activity!" After seeing off the two uncles, I slowly walked back to the dormitory. What happened tonight was so dramatic that it disrupted all my original plans.I originally learned to dance in order to chase after Yang Xueping, but because of this, I ran into Meng Fan in the ballroom.Not only met, but also danced two slow fours with her.Not only did he dance two songs slowly, but he also said a lot of gentle words to her.Not only did he say a lot of gentle words to her, but he also got an erection on the spot for her.Not only did he get an erection on the spot for her, but his heart was also moved by her.

I can't help but be moved by her.Her youthful vitality further awakened my long-suppressed vitality and longing for love.I am so relaxed and happy with her.But what about Yang Xueping?Am I still chasing after?Before today, I dreamed of her every day.The day before yesterday when I was turning on the water, I ran into her. Although she didn't seem to know me at all, and her eyes were expressionless, it still made me excited for two days. At least the blurred impression in my memory came back to life. .Her beautiful image has been deeply etched in my mind. But Meng Fan jumped in and danced two dances, which lasted only ten minutes, completely changed the situation.I just remembered now that during those ten minutes, I was completely lost in Meng Fan's moving smile, forgetting that I was thinking about Yang Xueping.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but hate myself.Although the pursuit of Yang Xueping has not yet started, I have already regarded her as an idol in my heart, and I have the intention of not marrying her.But now, as soon as he saw the beauty, he completely forgot about her. I am so sorry for her.But if you just describe Meng Fan as beautiful, I'm sorry for Meng Fan.What attracted me to Meng Fan was not only her beauty, but also her flamboyant and lively personality.And from the current point of view, she is indeed very good to me. It seems too dishonest for me to lower Meng Fan's level in order to emphasize Yang Xueping's status in my heart.

Yang Xueping is still a flower in the mirror, I don't know if I can catch up, the hope is very slim, but Meng Fan is real, and she and I can say that we are making rapid progress.I suddenly discovered that physical contact is so important to love, even if it is only a light contact like dancing, it is very powerful.The ten-minute dance between Meng Fan and me almost destroyed my longing for Yang Xueping for half a month.If there were ten more minutes, I don't know what the consequences would be. Although Meng Fan's status in my heart has suddenly increased, I'm not sure I'm the same in her mind.Even though Yu Xiang gave me an authoritative analysis, I still dare not be so confident.Moreover, what right do I have to beg Meng Fan to like me?Unless I make up my mind now to abandon my crush on Yang Xueping and like Meng Fan wholeheartedly.I'm really a blasphemy to these two beauties.

The more I thought about it, the more worried I became, to the point that when Chen Qiwei saw my expression when he entered the dormitory, he concluded that there was something wrong with me: "Lao Qi, your face is so ugly, what stimulated you today?" Wang Sao also patted me on the shoulder and said, "Young man, it doesn't matter, whether you've lost your love or your virginity, you should turn your grief into strength, study hard, and make progress every day!" Everyone was arguing, when a few people who looked like student cadres knocked on the door: "Health inspection!"

The student union actually chose Saturday, the deadliest time before going to bed, to make a surprise inspection. It's really crazy! These wretched-looking guys walked around the dormitory with a serious face, looking here, touching there, and finally stopped their eyes on a banner on the wall of our dormitory. This is the room name "Serenju" written in big seal characters.This name was discussed collectively at the sleeping meeting, the reason is that our dormitory is full of lecherous people.Originally, it was intended to be called "Pervert's Nest", but later it was considered too vulgar, so it was changed to be more elegant, and it was called "Pervert House".

Chen Qiwei joined the Calligraphy Association, so he volunteered to ask their president to write banners.When the president heard that he was going to write these words, he was so angry that he laughed, but he couldn't bear to hurt the heart of the newborn brother who had just joined the association, so he helped write the words, but he was determined not to sign it. A group of birdmen in the student union frowned, thinking about these three seal characters.Based on the cultural and intellectual level of this group of cadres, it is estimated that they would not be able to recognize them.Several people discussed for a long time, and finally one of them got the answer, pointed his right hand like an ugly tree branch to the three characters, and shouted: "Guibaju!"

These three words cut through the dark night sky like a cold and sharp lightning, instantly shattering our satyr dreams. "Turtle Baju"!There are nine people in our dormitory, and eight of them will be cuckold bastards! Too bad luck! This group of stupid crow-mouthed cadres were still cheering, and several of them shouted in unison: "As expected of the chairman! The education level is high!" "The chairman's ability to recognize and read ancient characters is really admirable!" The fairy who recognized "Kuibaju" is actually the president of the student union!At this time, the chairman had a smug smile on his face, and he accepted the congratulations from Bafang with great satisfaction: "It seems that learning more ancient Chinese is still useful! Although I have read a little more ancient books, I still have to rely on you in all aspects of my work. collective intelligence!"

"That's right, that's right, we have to learn more when we go back!" All the ministers danced wildly. I finally couldn't take it anymore: "Hey! Have you checked the hygiene? We're going to bed!" This group of talented people looked back in astonishment, only to find our gloomy expression.Only then did they realize that no one seemed to name their dormitory "Guibaju", so they quickly left in despair. Chen Qiwei climbed onto the bed, and with a "wow", tore off the damn banner. Everyone was in a low mood that night, and they all thought it was an ominous sign.Everyone discussed anxiously who would be the survivor other than the eight turtles.I didn't participate too much in the discussion, just quietly thinking about my own affairs.I thought about it for a long time with a sad face, but in the end I couldn't come up with a result.I don't know exactly when I fell asleep, but I just remember that two names were beating in my head all night: Meng Fan, Yang Xueping, Yang Xueping, Meng Fan... The next day was Sunday, and the drama club had training in the evening. As soon as I entered the rehearsal room, I saw Meng Fan sitting on a table, with two slender legs shaking gently back and forth, four boys chatting around her.Meng Fan changed into another outfit today, it was black sportswear, and she wore a pair of white sneakers. She was invincible in youth, radiant with vigor, and flirted with a few boys happily.When she saw me coming in, she smiled slightly and continued chatting with those boys. I also smiled at her, my mouth was slightly sour, and an indescribable taste welled up in my heart.I decided not to join in the fun, so I found a table and sat on it, watching Meng Fan and the others talking from a distance. After a few minutes, Lu Xiaolin came and sat beside me, and whispered to me, "Grandma, there are always so many people around Meng Fan, how could I have a chance to strike?" I said, "Do you want to wait for the opportunity to come to you?" Lu Xiaolin thought for a while, sighed, and said, "I'm just not as courageous as you." My heart was also in a mess, and I didn't know whether I should encourage him like last time, and I was silent for a while without speaking. At this time, Meng Fan suddenly smiled and waved to us, and Lu Xiaolin said excitedly, "She wants us to go there!" Seeing Meng Fan's pretentious and lofty appearance, I felt angry and said to Lu Xiaolin, "She is calling you over, not me." Lu Xiaolin jumped off the table and ran over in a hurry. Seeing that only Lu Xiaolin was leaving, Meng Fan glared at me and jumped off the table to meet him: "Why are you two sitting on the sidelines in a daze? You want to mingle with the crowd!" So I jumped off the table, joined them, and said, "You are the party, and we are the masses." Lu Xiaolin suddenly asked Meng Fan: "You seem to know Yang Xueping from our class? I saw you walking together yesterday afternoon." Meng Fan said: "Yes, we are classmates in high school. Yesterday was her birthday, let's celebrate her birthday together!" At this moment, I suddenly remembered that when Meng Fan called Gu Lin away yesterday, he said "Pingbao's birthday", and it turned out that "Pingbao" was actually Yang Xueping! Lu Xiaolin continued to flirt: "Ah, why are there so many beauties in your high school, they are all gathered together." Meng Fan laughed and said, "It's not that there are many beauties, and we are not beauties. You haven't seen real beauties yet. Our middle school is very good at foreign language education and is very famous, so many girls come to our middle school to study." "Oh! So that's the case. It's a pity that I didn't study in your middle school. How happy I should be!" Lu Xiaolin suddenly became bolder. Meng Fan said with a smile: "It's not too late now, for example, our beauty Ping, isn't she in the same class as you now?" "I don't dare to touch Miss Ping, someone has already reserved it." Lu Xiaolin said. "Reservation? Who dared to pre-order our beauty Ping?" Meng Fan asked in surprise. Worse, I thought!He quickly winked at Lu Xiaolin, but it was too late.Lu Xiaolin pointed at me and said, "It's far away in the sky, but it's close in front of us!" Meng Fan's face changed suddenly, and then he stared at me with a half-smile: "Really, Geng Xiao?" My head buzzed, and I felt like an enemy agent who stole national defense secrets and was caught by the police on the spot. I unconsciously lowered my head, not daring to look her in the eye. Lu Xiaolin laughed and said, "Of course, that's still fake! You see he's embarrassed! Tell me, don't they match well? How about helping them match?" Meng Fan smiled and said: "No need! He is so capable, does he still need help from others?" Lu Xiaolin said: "It's better to have multiple insiders to help than one person alone. One fence has three stakes, and one hero has three helpers." Meng Fan said: "It is enough to have your help, you are so good at threading needles, one is worth three." Lu Xiaolin still wanted to talk, but Meng Fan ignored him and turned to me with a smile: "Geng Xiao, you have good eyesight, when did you fall in love with it?" At this moment, my mind was spinning tens of thousands of times. I knew that it was impossible for me to love two girls at the same time, and I had to choose one.Originally, I wanted to spend a few days thinking about this question, but now that Lu Xiaolin has exposed the matter, I have to answer it immediately. I still hope to muddle through before saying: "Listen to Lu Xiaolin's nonsense! We don't know each other at all!" Lu Xiaolin looked at me strangely, then at Meng Fan, opened his mouth to say something, then held back. It is obvious that there are too many loopholes in my words.Since you don't know each other, how can you use the word "we" so smoothly?If Lu Xiaolin was completely groundless, why didn't I just deny it from the beginning?Meng Fan snorted and stopped asking. At this time Zhang Song and Yu Hui clapped their hands to get everyone to concentrate.I took the opportunity to escape and let out a sigh of relief. President Zhang Song said: "Attention everyone! Today's training has begun. Today is our first training. Let's do basic relaxation training first. When we are acting, we often have to act completely with our own character Different characters, this requires us to forget our original appearance and put ourselves into a new role. Some students feel that they can’t let go, and they are embarrassed to play some characters and some actions. This is not acceptable, ah. Ah, this, actor , it should be like a blank piece of paper, the director can smear whatever he wants, and he can draw pictures of various styles. This is a good actor. So let’s let go of it today.” So Zhang Song asked everyone to line up from front to back, with each person putting his hands on the shoulders of the person in front of him, and straddling his feet.Meng Fan was standing right in front of me. As soon as I put my hand on her shoulder, she twisted her shoulder, shook it off, and stood in front of Lu Xiaolin, letting Lu Xiaolin put her on her shoulder.Lu Xiaolin turned his head and made a surprised expression with his mouth wide open, and then made a Wang Sao-style expression of wanting to die. Zhang Song continued: "On the stage, there is nothing to be ashamed of, ah! This... as long as the plot requires, we have to do any action and say anything. Now let's practice hip drilling first. Every student must start from The crotch of the other students went through, and they also sang at the same time, ah! I was the first to go!" He did what he said, and immediately lay down on the ground, while singing Teresa Teng's "Sweet Honey", he crawled all the way under everyone's crotch.Yu Hui urged the students behind to keep up. Everyone felt very fresh. Anyway, everyone has to drill, and no one will suffer, so they all did it happily.Now that I have even suffered the humiliation in the crotch, I really feel that there is nothing I can't do. Then there is the joint training with peers to build mutual trust.A boy and a girl form a group.The two stood at a certain distance, one behind the other, one of them seemed to have been shot, and could not do any self-protection, and fell straight backwards, trusting that the companion behind him would definitely be able to support him.Even if a boy falls down, he must believe that the little girl behind him can support him. Meng Fan chose Lu Xiaolin as her companion.Lu Xiaolin was flattered.Meng Fan fell backwards very sadly, softly and lovingly, and Lu Xiaolin quickly hugged her tightly in his arms.Meng Fan's jade face is bleak, her star eyes are closed tightly, her hair hangs down like a waterfall, covering half of her face, while Lu Xiaolin's face is full of concern. The two look like the one in the American movie where Reid hugs Scarlett. The classic shots are so-so, and they are really interesting!This couple is really sweet. When I was distracted looking at them, I forgot to take care of my female companion, and I rushed to rescue her when she was about to fall to the ground.The girl screamed and fell into the dust with me. Everyone burst into laughter, and I hurriedly apologized to the girl. My female partner and I got up from the ground in a panic, and my female partner gave me a very unhappy look.I saw Lu Xiaolin and Meng Fan looking at me with a smile like everyone else, and Meng Fan was smiling very happily, jumping on the spot with Lu Xiaolin's arms in his arms, like a happy bird that caught a bug. My lungs are about to explode. I found that I couldn't tolerate Meng Fan being held in the arms of other men.I just hugged her when I danced yesterday, with air in between, but today Lu Xiaolin actually hugged her firmly.Fuck me, solid!As soon as I saw Lu Xiaolin's dirty hands touching Meng Fan's charming body, I wanted to tear him apart.It is really tolerable, what is unbearable!What made me even angrier was that Meng Fan took the initiative to hug Lu Xiaolin's arm, this...why is he so shameless! No matter what the purpose of Meng Fan is, it is unforgivable for her to do so. The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, the blood surged up, and every blood vessel in my head seemed to burst.From the big mirror in the rehearsal room, I saw that I was like a big bear that had been shot, standing upright and roaring.Hmph, big bear, that's exactly the nickname Meng Fan gave me last night.I suppressed my anger and tried not to look at Meng Fan and Lu Xiaolin, out of sight and out of mind.And I'm so angry that I can't hide my anger. I don't want Meng Fan to see my jealousy. In the subsequent training, Meng Fan and Lu Xiaolin always cooperated tacitly and fought fiercely. I calmed down slowly and began to secretly analyze the situation tonight.I didn't expect that I cared so much about Meng Fan, which shows that I have really fallen in love with her.Judging from her reaction, she must also like me, and the old rascal Yu Xiang's analysis is completely correct.The affectionate look of her and Lu Xiaolin was only done on purpose to annoy me.I can't stand Meng Fan's sweet smile blooming for others, even if it's a deliberate act.Relatively speaking, if Yang Xueping is also hugged by others like this, I will be shocked, but I will definitely not be so angry.Although Yang Xueping is also beautiful and is my idol, she is too far away and illusory after all, and I have never had the slightest physical contact with her, that is to say, I have no perceptual knowledge at all.Hugged and not hugged are different. Ah, that's amazing!According to this "hugging" theory, Meng Fan and Lu Xiaolin have hugged each other now, and the hug is more solid. Will Meng Fan feel more for Lu Xiaolin?When I think of this layer, I break out in a cold sweat. At this moment, the balance in my heart quickly tilted towards Meng Fan.What I want is Meng Fan.Although I like Yang Xueping very much, I have to give up.I found that I liked Meng Fan better after all.I want to win her heart back.It should not be too late now. When the show was over, I grabbed Meng Fan and said, "Wait a minute, I have something to tell you." Lu Xiaolin was right next to me, so I couldn't care less. Meng Fan shook off my hand and said coldly, "If you have anything to say, just say it here." "It's not convenient to say it here." "What's the inconvenience? Is it shameful?" Meng Fan became ruthless and spoke like a blunt knife. Blood was seen when it was stabbed, and the wound was particularly irregular. "I..." I was frustrated by such a blunt knife from her, and I started to speak clumsily again, unable to answer anything, and stood there panting heavily. "You what?" Meng Fan's expression was still unpredictable. At this time, the crowd had gradually dispersed, and Lu Xiaolin patted me on the shoulder wisely: "I'll go first." In the end, only Meng Fan and I were left in the corridor. I worked up the courage to say, "I, I, I like you." Meng Fan sneered: "It's really affectionate. Didn't you say you like Yang Xueping just now? You even made a reservation for her." "I met her at the bonfire party and hoped that Lu Xiaolin could introduce us to each other. I never saw her again after that." "Not bad, love at first sight!" "But since I met you, everything has changed for me. Especially last night, I met you in the ballroom. I feel very happy to be with you." Dance to two songs." Meng Fan really didn't save face at all. I was thwarted by the blunt knife again, and I felt my whole body was full of holes, and I almost bled to death.Unwilling to die like this, I exhausted my last strength and said: "Meng Fan, I really like you." She raised her eyebrows: "Huh, I've heard this a lot. Then you like to go. Is there anything else?" I didn't expect that I would get such an answer when I confessed my true feelings for the first time in my life. It was like suddenly falling into the cold pool of clear water on the top of Mingjiao Guangming, and the cells in my whole body were about to freeze and crack. Meng Fan stared at me coldly: "Nothing to say? Then I'm leaving. Goodbye." She turned her head and left. "Don't go!" I caught up with her in the stairwell, my tone almost full of despair, "Did what you said just now be true?" She hesitated for a moment, took a breath, her beautiful chest rose and fell slightly: "Yes. I'm leaving, don't follow me. I'm annoying you."