Chapter 4 11-15

Both Yu Xiang and Yang Shi are life and death brothers who grew up with me.Both of them have poor academic performance, and they are both reckless heroes.Our hometown, Shangwu Town, has a depressed economy, withered and decayed, a large number of unemployed youth, and poor social security.After "Shanghai Bund", Chow Yun-fat's series of underworld movies swept the mainland.Lu Liangwei, Li Xiuxian, Wan Ziliang, Andy Lau followed closely.As a result, half-year-olds with poor academic performance, few job opportunities, and nowhere to vent their energy all regard these gangster heroes on the screen as their ideals, eager to lick blood with the tip of a knife, kill people and make a lot of money.Yu Xiang and Yangshi are also two of them.However, the two have their own characteristics.

Sheep Shit is as strong as a bison, has the courage of all men, but loves to be impulsive, always a little frizzy in doing things, often exaggerating and cutting corners, even if he is naughty in class, he is always caught by the teacher on the spot , so it is often reduced to a laughing stock. Yu Xiang is born with leadership qualities.The so-called leadership temperament, the basic points are just a few: power desire, provocative power and action ability.Just like most political leaders who came from lumpen proletarians, because he was not poisoned by books, Yu Xiang maintained his original vigorous vitality and decisive ability. deal with things.This makes him stand out from the rest of the rabble called Chirp.He easily became the central figure supported by everyone.

Sheep shit is best at fighting, and Yu Xiang is not in vain.Once, Yangshi was beaten by a dozen enemies, Yu Xiang rushed up and knocked down two of them, and Yangshi took advantage of the momentum to knock down another one, and the two escaped together.Later, the two gathered their accomplices to fight back and beat the group of people to death. The heroic deeds of the two fighting side by side did not stop there.In middle school, they were also famous for their experience of "compassion brother".What happened was like this: Sheep Shit once fell in love with our Banhua, and launched a long-term unremitting turbulent attack, but Banhua was always unable to hold on to the deep trenches and high fortresses, and she did not pretend at all.It is said that Yangshi once used blood to draw a heart shape on letter paper to express love to Banhua, but Banhua was still unmoved because she didn't know that the heart was really drawn with Yangshi's own blood Yes, it was painted with pig's blood indiscriminately.The notoriety of sheep shit usually cutting corners and being frizzy has suffered the greatest retribution so far.

The failure of chasing class flowers made Yang Shi feel very frustrated. In the winter, he took off his shirt and ran dozens of laps on the track of the school playground to vent his anger.Yu Xiang took the opportunity to laugh and humiliate him heartlessly.Yangshi cursed furiously, fuck, if you Yu Xiang is really capable, try chasing Banhua.Yu Xiang laughed and said, do you think I dare not chase?My buddy will let you see what my buddies do! The final result of the argument between Yangshi and Yu Xiang was that the two bet a hundred yuan on whether Yu Xiang could catch up with the salary within two weeks.As a result, the sheep dung bet was lost.One hundred yuan was considered a considerable amount of money at the time, and the sheep dung was not enough, so we invited a few of us to a restaurant for a meal.Yu Xiang asked about sheep shit, would it be over after just one meal?What about the rest of the money?Sheep Shit said awkwardly, can I owe you first?Yu Xiang said, there must be something as collateral.Sheep Shit has nothing on her body, so she has nothing to mortgage, and finally wrote an IOU, declaring that if she doesn't return the remaining money to Yu Xiang, she will take off one of her large intestines to make up for it.Afterwards, every time the two quarreled, Yu Xiang would threaten to recover the large intestine of Yang Shi, but Yang Shi obediently raised his hand and surrendered without temper.

With such a small area in the class, most of Yu Xiang's attacks on Ban Hua couldn't escape everyone's eyes.Besides, Yu Xiang didn't want to hide it at all, but deliberately wanted to show off his skills.After Ban Hua learned that Yu Xiang chased her only because of a gamble with sheep shit, she was so angry that she slapped Yu Xiang in the face in public. After the slap, she burst into tears and ran out covering her face.Yu Xiang chased him out amidst everyone's laughter.Later, the two entangled for another half a month, and finally this short-lived relationship ended without a problem.After witnessing Yu Xiang's whole process of picking up girls this time, all our brothers firmly believe in his ability in this area.

Yu Xiang and Yangshi failed the college entrance examination, so they had to go to Xingzhou Institute of Economics and Management to study at their own expense.And I was admitted to Nanchu University, also in Xingzhou, the provincial capital.We are all happy to be able to play together again, and most importantly, to play together without teacher supervision. There was no class in the afternoon on Saturday, so Yu Xiang and Yang Shi came over at noon.The three of us went up to Luopan Mountain to watch the scenic spots.At this time, the heat has subsided, the sky is clear and sunny, and the autumn wind is refreshing. It is really a rare good weather in the south.

Luopan Mountain is not high, but it has beautiful scenery and historic sites everywhere. Many famous historical figures are buried here.We stood on the top of Luopan Mountain and overlooked the river. The river was clear and still with sparkling lights. A Cheung Chau in the middle of the river was lush and green, and cars were passing by on the bridge in the distance.The blue sky is like a wash, and the breeze shuttles in from the layers of ancient trees, whispering softly, blowing our clothes, making people feel like we are relying on the wind, and our steps are lighter.Leaving the closed and backward town of our hometown, we traveled to famous mountains together. The fresh and free air is like fine wine that has been stored for many years. Tasting it carefully, it is sweet and mellow, which makes us feel comfortable and happy for a lifetime.

It was evening when I came down from the mountain.We ate noodles at the street shop together and then went to the gym.The dance party in the gymnasium was held from 7:30 to 10 o'clock, and we waited outside for a long time before opening the door to let people in.Yu Xiang looked at the crowd filing in, happily put out the cigarette butts, clapped his hands and said, "This ballroom is really big enough, and there are quite a lot of people. I want to take a closer look, how is the quality of the girls at Nanchu University?" " Yangshi tightened the belt, moved his shoulder and elbow joints, and twisted his neck a few times, just like a boxing master before he came on stage.

I knew that these two were perverts, so I stopped them and gave another pre-war warning: "Both brothers, today we have agreed, the main thing is to teach me how to dance. Don't go around chasing girls." As soon as the two changed their mouthful of promises at the beginning, they immediately shifted blame from each other.Yu Xiang said: "I can only dance, but I can't teach you. You need sheep shit to teach you!" Sheep shit said: "I can't dance well, ask Yu Bie to teach you." I got angry and cursed: "You two ungrateful bastards! You just ate my noodles and forgot? If you are not interesting, don't come here to play in the future."

"Okay, okay, the two of us will take turns teaching you, right? I despise this kind of bargaining birdman the most." The two compromised reluctantly, and then made a decision through finger-guessing. Yu Xiang mainly taught the first half, and sheep shit mainly Teach the second half. In the dance halls in our south, people of the same sex can dance together.This is essential for teaching dance.Later, when I went to the north, I found out that men cannot dance together in the ballroom, otherwise they will definitely be regarded as perverts.I think this Yankee habit, although more formal, is not suitable for a male novice to learn to dance.Girls learn to dance, as long as the man guides them to learn slowly; while boys learn to dance, they cannot be taught by girls, because the male step is active.Nothing at first, very miserable.In comparison, our local methods in the south are ugly, but they are very effective.

The sheep dung made an ambitious attack, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.Yu Xiang taught me patiently, starting with slow four steps, and then slow three steps.He walks in men's steps, and I walk in women's steps.He asked me to listen carefully to the percussion in the music, saying that it was the rhythm point.I stepped on his foot several times nervously. Yu Xiang wore glasses, and his lustful eyes were like the eyes of a hungry wolf on the Siberian snow field, emitting a green light, searching for him in the dark light.It's a pity that this wolf's eyesight is not very good, so he had to ask me to help him see which girl in the ballroom is the most beautiful.I searched for a minute with my 1.5 eyes, and identified a girl in a red dress, thinking it was tonight's dance hall queen.So Yu Xiang kept staring at that girl, and when the song ended, Yu Xiang patted my shoulder and said, "Watch out, buddy is moving!" I hurriedly said: "Hey, hey, it's not half time yet, don't leave!" But it was useless, Yu Xiang went straight to the girl like he was deaf.I was so angry that I gritted my teeth: "I value sex over friends, why not! Damn!" If I had known this, I wouldn't have helped him find a beautiful girl. When Yu Xiang walked to that girl's side, a new song just started playing.There was a bang around the girl, and suddenly a dozen or so boys rushed out, completely surrounding the girl.This kind of battle is almost exactly the same as that of many boys from the drama club who surrounded Meng Fan a few days ago. It seems that there are fierce tigers and wolves competing in the Central Plains, and competition is everywhere.While I was amazed, I was quite sweating for Yu Xiang. A few seconds later, the result of the competition came out, and Yu Xiang actually invited the girl in the red dress, and walked gracefully onto the dance floor together.The other boys gradually dispersed, and some of them still stared at Yu Xiang and the girl unwillingly, as if they were preparing for the next round of competition.It's like a group of vultures hovering over a dying person, rushing down to peck at any opportunity. This is a fast three.I saw Yu Xiang holding the girl in his arms, spinning, advancing and retreating like the wind in the ballroom.Yu Xiang has a slender and well-proportioned figure, which is perfect for dancing.And the girl's figure is also very graceful, with unevenness.Turning around, the red skirt flutters and blooms into a beautiful rose.The two are together, advancing and retreating, pitching and cooperating tacitly, they seem so well-matched.I'm usually too familiar with Yu Xiang, and I don't think he is very handsome, but now he seems to be a certain distance away from me. When I observe with a little strange eyes, I find that he can really be regarded as the number one handsome guy. Coupled with the beautiful women, it is even more chic. After the song was over, the girl in the red dress stood with Yu Xiang.Yu Xiang whispered something in her ear, the girl covered her mouth and smiled.The two were like a couple, and some vultures who had been coveting for a long time beside them were itchy with hatred, but they couldn't intervene.Another song sounded, and a brave boy rushed to the girl in the red dress and asked her to dance.This trick is known as "pulling teeth out of the tiger's mouth", but unfortunately it immediately suffered a disgraceful failure.The girl in the red dress shook her head slightly at him, rejecting him.At this moment, Yu Xiang sent out the invitation slowly, and the two started to jump on it again. I was envious of Yu Xiang's methods, but at the same time, I realized that Yu Xiang had already set his sights on the target tonight, and he might not be able to take the time to teach me how to dance again.It's still quite some time before the second half, which means that if I don't want to stand down, I have to take action myself.But I've never asked a girl to dance.While hesitating, the girls next to him were basically invited.I stood there like a big fool, thinking to myself, forget it, let's watch another song first and learn from other people's steps. So, like all dancers, I stood in the corner of the court with low self-esteem and timidity, staring at the footsteps of men and women in the court with both eyes, trying to find some patterns from the middle.But they danced so fast that it was hard for me to see anything for a while.I only saw Yu Xiang and his beautiful female companion flying freely in the ballroom, as dazzling as the moon surrounded by stars in the night sky.At that time, I felt that as a man, having a beautiful woman by his side was really a very dignified and vanity-satisfying thing.This strengthened my determination to catch up with Yang Xueping.Unknowingly, I clenched my right fist again, waved it lightly in the dark, and said to myself: "Ready to fight!" This song is over again.Yang Shi came over and patted me, saying, "Geng Xiao, why don't you dance?" "Can't jump." "Where's Yu Bie? Isn't he teaching you?" "He's a ballroom queen." Sheep Shit said in surprise: "Really? Why didn't I see it? Where is it?" I pointed my fingers, and Yu Xiang said something in the ear of the girl in the red dress again, and the girl in the red dress bowed her head and smiled without saying a word.Yu Xiang smiled and lowered his head to look at her, as if he was asking something again.The girl in the red dress glanced at Yu Xiang, but she still smiled and said nothing. Yang Shi gritted his teeth and scolded: "Fuck! Yu Bie is a slut!" I knew he must be extremely unbalanced. Another song started, Yangshi patted me on the shoulder and said: "Geng Xiao, you can do it yourself, I will teach you in the second half." After speaking, he immediately turned around and bent down to invite the girls next to him. I have a big pursed ass.Although I know that Yang Shi is eager to catch up with Yu Xiang's world advanced level, but I still wish to kick a hole in his big ass and stuff a grenade in it.It seems that learning to dance depends on these guys is completely unreliable. Just when I was lonely and helpless, another little hand patted me: "Geng Xiao!" I looked back and shouted in surprise: "Meng Fan! Why are you here!" Meng Fan stood in front of me pretty, squinting at me with big cunning eyes, and began to crackle and pop beans again: "I still want to ask you! Do you want to find a beautiful girl?" "No, no," I quickly denied, "Today two of my classmates came to play, and I accompanied them." My hand pointed in the air, meaning to tell her the location of my classmates.But God knows where Yu Xiang and Yangshi are now, so I shook my hand, but it didn't make any sense, and I took it back embarrassingly.I felt my palms sweat. Meng Fan looked at me with great interest: "I didn't see any of your classmates——you're a little nervous! Is there some ulterior secret?" She is wearing denim today, and the small denim clothes can't cover the pair of plentiful fruits on her chest, so she didn't button them at all, so that I can see the beautiful curve of the white autumn clothes inside.She was close at hand, talking and laughing at Yanyan, and an invisible and powerful aura enveloped me.I started to feel dizzy again, and I opened my mouth to say something, but I couldn't say anything, as if I had taken a dumb drug, I just giggled twice. Meng Fan put his hands behind his back, with a provocative face: "Just stand like this? Don't you want to ask me to dance?" I panicked, really which pot is not open and which pot to carry!So he stammered and said, "Dang...of course I want to, and I really... want to! But I can't dance at all." "It's okay. I'll teach you." Meng Fan said bluntly, "This song is slow four. You can always walk, right?" "Slow four? I know a little bit about this." My sweat came down.Since he couldn't hide, he had no choice but to bite the bullet.At this time, I really hate that I didn't learn some ballroom dancing in high school, so that now I am making a fool of myself in front of beautiful women.Anyway, if you want to make a fool of yourself, you should make it more tragic and gentlemanly.Even if you die, you can't die too wretchedly.So I imitated the appearance in the movie, bowed slightly to Meng Fan, leaned my left hand on the back, and swiped lightly with my right hand from left to right in front of my chest: "Miss, can I invite you to dance?" Meng Fan giggled and said, "It's pretty good!" Then he pulled his hand from behind and handed it to me. I put my right hand on her soft waist and hugged her gently, and the fragrance of my daughter's home came to my nostrils.I couldn't help but took a deep breath, like a dying tree root desperately sucking the sudden rain, I was so happy that I almost groaned.The moment I held her soft little hand, I felt as if I had been shocked by electricity, and my whole arm felt numb.This feeling of shock is much stronger than the handshake at the last drama club meeting.Her hands also trembled slightly, and the relaxed and complacent smile on her face suddenly disappeared.She looked up at me with a twinkle in her eyes, bit her lower lip, and then lowered her head slightly.This expression of hers made me breathless and uncontrollable, and I almost wanted to open my arms and hold her tightly in my arms. I used to read Jin Yong's novels, and I always saw so-and-so "swaying in my heart". At that time, I didn't understand what was going on with this "swinging in my heart", but now I understand it.That feeling is like digging out the chest cavity, leaving only a heart, and then set up a small swing. The heart is like a teenage girl wearing a flower crown, sitting on the swing and swinging leisurely. Swing back and forth, almost swinging out of the throat when the swing is high.This "swing" is not only the "swing" of "empty", but also the "swing" of "swing". I've never been so close to a woman face to face, and the first time it's with such a wonderful cutie, I can't even think of it.Although the hug of dancing is separated by a layer of air, it can't be very enjoyable, but it is this kind of ambiguous feeling of wanting to greet and refuse, and wanting to refuse to welcome, which adds endless temptation.I am completely unfamiliar with women's bodies, but the warmth and elasticity of Meng Fan's youthful body, from her waist and hands, through my arms, like a lightning bolt, instantly penetrated my body heart. My bottom is like a fast-forward shot of plants growing in a science movie, and it expands rapidly and unstoppably. All men know that getting an erection in public is very indecent, embarrassing and disgraceful.Moreover, the wood is beautiful in the forest, and the wind will destroy it. If it happens to get in and out of the elevator or something, it will not be good for the safety of the little brother.There are two main solutions.The first is to find a stool to sit on, and use the bending of the hip joint to create a small basin to cover the penis. The shape is like an old-fashioned megaphone.The second is to shoot the little brother crookedly, which can also make the track a little restrained, just like making a bonsai, changing a pillar supporting the sky into a sideways slant, which is also growing, but it makes full use of the space and is more unexpected. Ups and downs of aesthetic value.But it is also very indecent to openly swatte flies in front of others, after all, it is not swatting flies.My usual method is to put my hands in my trouser pockets, and then sneak over to help them tilt, just like the children's regiment members toppled the message tree during the Anti-Japanese War, or like the Eighth Route soldiers crawling to the edge of the gun tower to kill the devil sentries in the dark night.Then, try to distract your attention as much as possible, so that the little brother can return to a weak state as soon as possible.But this time I was pregnant with a beautiful woman, and my nerves were aroused. The more I wanted to distract, the more I couldn’t. The more I wanted it to be weak, the stronger it became.And I couldn't spare my hands to take a picture, so I was very embarrassed for a while.Fortunately, the lights are dim, otherwise my figure must be ugly.When I danced myself, I also panicked, so I had to tilt my butt back a little to relieve the pressure on my pants.Hey, it's a good thing I'm not wearing jeans today, otherwise I'd be self-contradictory and I'd be bloody. Meng Fan frowned, and said dissatisfiedly, don't stick your butt when dancing, it's too ugly! I almost burst into tears, and said in my heart: Sister!How do you know my suffering!it is all your fault! Meng Fan continued to teach me: "Listen to the drumbeat and step on the right rhythm! You really walk like a big bear! Haha! A big bear with a sad face! Why, you really can't dance?" I was sweating profusely: "Didn't I tell you just now?" "I won't jump, what are you doing here?" Seeing her aggressive look, I suddenly got inspiration and really wanted to say: "I'm here to wait for you!" But after hesitating for a while, I still didn't dare to say it.After all, I'm different from Yu Xiang's gangsters. I read the books of sages, so I have to be a bit shameless, and I'm just a fledgling with no actual combat experience. But I still decided to find a way to get out of the current unfavorable situation.After all, it is very shameful to be completely subdued by a girl.I thought about it, changed the subject and said, "Hey. Did you just come here?" "Yes, how do you know?" "If a beautiful girl like you had come here earlier, I couldn't have missed it." Yu Xiang taught me before that if you want to please a girl, you must be able to speak sweet words.It is always right to praise them for their beauty.What's more, my praise of Meng Fan's beauty is completely out of my heart, and I don't need to be pretentious at all. Sure enough, Meng Fan felt a little flustered, and tilted his head: "Really?" "Really!" I dared to say. "There is no one more beautiful than you tonight. You are the queen of the ballroom here!" "What kind of dance hall queen!" Meng Fan pretended to be unhappy, "Where did you learn these words?" "I used to read a book. It said that Max's wife, Jenny, was very beautiful when she was young. She was an aristocrat, and she was the most beautiful lady at every aristocratic ball. She was called the 'Queen of the Ballroom'. That's how I learned the word. .” "Marx is so powerful! He found a beautiful woman to be his wife." Meng Fan giggled. "Of course, why not be a revolutionary mentor!" "Well—" Meng Fan was thoughtful, "Then how did Marx know Yanni?" "Probably at the ball, I don't remember." I shrugged. "At the dance?" "At the ball." I was about to say, "just like we are now." But I hesitated for a while, and dared not say it.I think Meng Fan is comparable to Yan Ni, but I am still not as handsome as Max after all.Comrade Ma's majestic beard gave me a desperate sense of inferiority. At this time the song is over.I breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly found that my little brother had returned to normal at some point.Chatting with Meng Fan distracted me, and my little brother took the opportunity to retreat safely to the starting position. But I suddenly felt a new kind of pressure imperceptibly. It was a murderous aura. A bitter murderous aura! Five or six men in black were quietly approaching from all directions.In addition, several unidentified men who were standing on the side also had burning eyes.I think their target is Meng Fan. Seeing my nervousness, Meng Fan couldn't help but giggled again, then crossed his hands in front of his chest, looking like he was waiting to see me make a fool of himself. The pride in my chest suddenly increased, and I remembered Li Xiaofeng's battle in Juxian Village.In order to defend a weak woman, she risked her life.But Meng Fan in front of her is obviously not an ordinary weak woman, she is a very inefficient lamp.She is not as weak as Ah Zhu, and I am not as heroic as Xiao Feng.Xiao Feng has unrivaled martial arts, but I can't even tell the difference between three steps and four steps.Therefore, the current battle will definitely not be like Juxian Village, where you can chop melons and chop vegetables, but a tough battle to defend your home and country in the face of a powerful enemy's invasion.If there is God's blessing, they may be able to win the many with few strikes like the battle of Chibi and Feishui, but most of them may be drowned in the surging pool of blood by the enemy. The dance music started again, and suddenly a lot of people jumped out in front of me, stretching out their hands to Meng Fan in unison, as a sign of invitation.Meng Fan was noncommittal, still clasped his hands in front of his chest, and squinted at me.I also quickly reached out to invite.Meng Fan smiled like a flower, shook his hands slightly at those killers, and pointed at me again, meaning that this person is with me, and I only dance with him. The look of resentment in those people's eyes almost formed a torrent to wash me down the sewer.I know my success is completely different from Yu Xiang's.Yu Xiang used his true skills to fight his way out and win the first rank of general among millions of troops, while I only knew Meng Fan beforehand.I think Meng Fan has been so kind to me, and I am so grateful. The two stepped onto the dance floor, and Meng Fan put his hand on me.I stood there for a while without moving, listening to the music with difficulty, and then asked Meng Fan, "What song is this?" "Hahaha, what a stupid big bear!" Meng Fan laughed wantonly, showing two rows of white teeth, and her beautiful chest heaved violently. The people around looked at it strangely.It stands to reason that a thin-skinned innocent boy like me should feel particularly embarrassed at this time.But I don't.My mind was all attracted by Meng Fan's unrestrained and unrestrained laughter.Never in my life have I seen a woman so forthright and so alive, and she is holding my hand, shoulder to shoulder.Every tremor of her body was transmitted to me, like the tide of the Qiantang River, bombarding my fragile nerves wave after wave.I feel really distraught. Meng Fan stopped smiling suddenly and said, "What are you looking at me for?" My tongue doesn't listen to my brain at all: "You're so pretty." sky!She is actually shy!Meng Fan is actually shy!And she looks so shy! She lowered her head, looked up at me again and said, "Don't say that..." "It's true." I suddenly became more courageous: "You are not only beautiful, but your name is also beautiful." "Really? What happened to my name?" "Your word '蘩' is the name of a kind of vanilla, which is called Baihao today. "The Book of Songs·Zhaonan·Caifen" says: 'Use it to pick it? It is in the marsh and in the scorpion.'" "Yeah." Meng Fan nodded, "I checked this in the dictionary. This allusion is so difficult, how do you know?" "I've always liked it, I've read it before." "Oh, you know so much." She smiled slightly. Seeing her smile made me dizzy again.I wanted to add some more words of praise, but suddenly I became stupid again, and my mind went blank. We stopped talking and danced in the ballroom to the beat of the drums.I suddenly found that I was stepping on the right drum, and this was another slow four!Meng Fan restrained his arrogance, lowered his head and thought about something silently.And I was content to look at her that way.I didn't dare to stare at her all the time, I just looked at her half the time and looked at other places half the time, because I was afraid that she would suddenly look up and meet my eyes.It's not that I don't dare to look at her, but I'm afraid that she will see that my eyes are too lustful and have a bad impression of me. Just now when Yu Xiang taught me how to dance, he introduced that slow four is also called "lover's step".It looks really good now!I really hope this piece of music will never end, just let me and Meng Fan go on like this until the end of the world. At this time, Yu Xiang and the girl in the red dress slowly moved closer to us.Their expressions were gentle and sweet, whispering in each other's ears.Yu Xiang glanced at me, showing off his brilliant achievements to me.But when he saw Meng Fan, his eyes were so surprised that his beautiful female companion noticed and turned her head to look at her too! "Baby!" she yelled. Meng Fan suddenly turned around and called out, "Lin Bao!" The two greeted each other, nodded, and stopped talking. They just looked at each other's male partners.I hurriedly straightened my waist even more, pretending to be brave and heroic. After the song was over, Meng Fan and that "Lin Bao" came together in a hurry, and Yu Xiang and I both followed our respective dance partners, so a historic great meeting was also realized.Meng Fan briefly introduced to me: "This is my high school classmate, Lin Bao. (Lin Bao punched her arm once) This is our classmate from the drama club, Geng Xiao." Lin Bao and I greeted each other: "Hello!" Lin Bao introduced Meng Fan to Yu Xiang: "This is my high school classmate, Fan Bao. This is Yu Xiang, a graduate student of Xingzhou University." My eyes widened in surprise: a graduate student from Xingzhou University?Yu Xiang?Just this Yu Xiang who is 60 to 70 points away from the college entrance examination mark?Seeing my expression, Yu Xiang looked like he was going to be overwhelmed, so he hurriedly said to Meng Fan: "Hello, hello!" He also nodded to me incidentally: "Hello, hello!" I also quickly replied: "Hello, hello! Graduate students, tut tut tut, I really admire you!" "Where is that!" Yu Xiang had a humble expression on his face. Meng Fan pulled Lin Bao, and said in Xingzhou dialect: "I just came to see you. Today is Ping Bao's birthday, and I have a small party, but I can't find you everywhere. I think you seem to say that you are coming tonight. Dance, I'll come to you." Lin Bao cried out: "Ah! I don't remember going! Pingbao celebrates her birthday today. I remembered it yesterday, but I don't remember it today. What's wrong with that!" "Go now!" Meng Fan said. "I even pretended to buy gifts, it's amazing!" Then the two beauties hurriedly bid farewell to us.Yu Xiang hurriedly asked Lin Bao's dormitory address, and said goodbye to her.Meng Fan also waved to me: "Big bear, see you at the drama club event tomorrow!" Yu Xiang and I watched Fang Chen go away. Yu Xiang said: "Not bad, you actually know such a beautiful girl!" I said, "Not bad, you actually became a graduate student!" Yu Xiang laughed loudly: "I'm an idiot like me who is so rich and beautiful, if I don't tell a lie to calm her down at the beginning, there will be no drama!" I said, "Sooner or later you're going to wear it out, and we'll see how you clean it up then!" Yu Xiang said nonchalantly: "At that time, my buddy has already dealt with her." Then he stretched out his right palm forward, and slowly clenched the opened fingers, "I want to make her want to stop!" "Hey, you two are here!" The unlucky sheep dung came out at this time. Yu Xiang ignored the shit at all, and continued to say to me: "Wait a minute, what did that girl from your drama club call you when she was leaving? Big bear? There is a problem, there must be a problem! Be honest!" "Because I dance very stupidly, she just gave me this nickname." "Really!" Yu Xiang said in surprise, "Brother, you have only just met, and she gave you such a nickname, which shows that she likes you very much!" "How is it possible! She is so beautiful and trendy, I am so How could she like me if she's stupid and clumsy?" I really didn't have confidence. "At least I have a good impression of you!" Yu Xiang emphasized again. "Who has a crush on Geng Bie? Huh? What are you talking about?" Yang Shi was at a loss. "This kid is lucky!" Yu Xiang briefly explained to Yangshi, then put him aside and continued to analyze with me, "She is here to find Gu Lin to attend a classmate's birthday party, and time should be tight. But she danced with you. Doesn't that explain the problem? If she hadn't really met Gu Lin, she might have danced with you tonight!" I was blushing and terrified, and said, "No way? Maybe she just happened to pass by and bumped into me." Yu Xiang said in an old-fashioned tone: "You still can't trust my buddy's eyesight? She definitely has a crush on you! I can tell from the way she looks at you. You have to be confident! Only when a man has confidence Charming! Your qualifications are good, and you can write essays. Why should you look down on yourself? You are a mighty little steel cannon! Not much to say, you should take care of it yourself! But be careful, she and Gu Lin is an old classmate, you must not give her my old background." "Why don't you go around? A hooligan like you who abuses ignorant girls everywhere should have been arrested a long time ago, so as not to endanger society."