Author: Wang Wenhua Author's brief introduction: In the first half of the 20th century, Zhang Ailing set Shanghai and Hong Kong as the background, and wrote a love song about love in love with careful calculation. At the end of the 20th century, the young writer Wang Wenhua used (published by Times Times) to reenact a set of intriguing love tactics in international Taipei.Wang Wenhua said that not only brought him back to the subject of human relations that he has always been most interested in in literature, but also those fashionable urban men and women who like to take risks in love in the novels are also the most familiar characters in his life.

I studied foreign languages ​​at National Taiwan University in college, and I got a master's degree in business administration from Stanford University in graduate school. I used to work on Wall Street in the United States, and now I am the planning manager of Disney Taiwan Branch.Wang Wenhua's school experience is actually very similar to the characters in the novel, but the few times I have had contact with Wang Wenhua, I feel that he will always be like a well-behaved and well-behaved baby.Wang Wenhua also admitted that the characters in the book are actually written to extremes, and most of the plots are reorganized and adapted from observation, imagination, and stories told to him by friends.

One of its unique features lies in its language.Between words and swords, what you can appreciate is not only the wit of you coming and going, but also Wang Wenhua's deliberate rhyming and use of Western characters such as "high-maintenance woman" and "feeling horny" to create a sudden language imagination pleasure.However, as Wang Wenhua feels, it is probably the one that has received the most attention and controversy among his works.One of the controversies lies in the rhyme he intended to seek work. Some people think this way of writing is very interesting, but some people think it is too elaborate. Wang Wenhua explained that in fact, he did not have any literary ambitions when he tried to use this way of writing. Sometimes I feel very happy and dripping, and I have a different kind of writing pleasure.In addition, the criticism Wang Wenhua often hears is that the role of Zhang Bao is really unbearably selfish, evil and male chauvinism.In this regard, Wang Wenhua also regrets that readers have ignored Zhang Bao and the "I" in the book. They are all people with multiple levels. The tail is a tonality.Wang Wenhua also believes that in real life, everyone has elements of Zhang Bao and "I" to put it bluntly, but the proportions are different.

The emotional journey is not like that of Zhang Bao, but Wang Wenhua's down-to-earth attitude towards life is as distinct as his urban style.Wang Wenhua said that he is indeed a person who pays attention to the reality. He is very moved every morning when he hears the report on the US stock market, because what he thinks of is the progress brought about by economic power. When watching a movie, others may only He will pay attention to the artistry, and he will think of what can be learned from movies to improve his life, and he wrote the book "Practical Intelligence in Movies" because of this.

In this way, Wang Wenhua believes that he is deeply influenced by Stanford Business School, because there will require you to be open, social, and well-rounded.Wang Wenhua described that when he was in the Department of Foreign Languages ​​and Literatures of National Taiwan University, he was a shy literary youth. He seemed to be living on Mars. He could not breathe smoothly and looked at the world from afar. The experience in the United States brought him back to the surface of the earth and discovered it up close. There are still many beautiful things around, making him more efficient and more grounded.

Character Introduction: "Fly, Shark, Wolf" There are three types of men in Taipei: flies, sharks, and wolves.When you meet them, you will understand that people are really no different from animals. Men in Taipei have many problems: lack of etiquette, masculinity, lack of self-grooming, and the most serious thing is an empty heart.Empty mind naturally requires self-cultivation. We can learn piano or read poetry, but none of those activities can suppress the hormonal mob.When our hearts are empty, we pursue the opposite sex. In this city where there is no distinction between men and women, and men and women are unknown, most men are thinking about the same thing: Either I will marry a rich girl and gain the power of the world; Mate, take advantage of women everywhere.This kind of thinking turns Taipei into a courtship jungle, where every man wants to be a Lion King. Of course, this is impossible.Taipei men can be divided into three categories according to Taoism. The first category is flies like us.Fly wears glasses, 165 to 170, the first sexual experience was in Chenggongling, but no one came to visit relatives at that time.Flies are largely unambitious, just looking for a substitute for their mother.For women, we only dare to fly in circles, make buzzing noises, don't bite or suck blood, but we can't linger.When we see a girl in a party, we usually don't have the courage to ask her cell phone directly.He didn't dare to get close to her all night, and hated all the banquets in the world after the end.Ask the sponsor after you get home, especially emphasizing that someone else entrusted you.The content of the investigation is quite thorough. The basic information is whether she has a boyfriend or not, but what I want to hear most is that she has ailments such as anemia and needs special care.

The most common thing to do after getting in touch is warmly pick up and drop off.The car is equipped with fragrance, and the newly purchased stereo can hold 10 CDs. The car is washed regularly, and there is no littering in the back seat.We hope she goes to Yunlin every day, but unfortunately she only has to go to Shilin.I was on standby downstairs half an hour ago, and Mozart was serenading the car in broad daylight. Since the MRT, this trick has become ineffective.We had to change the service items, such as moving, bill payment, dry cleaning, newspaper delivery, cake buying, grape peeling, computer repair, and unified invoice.We are Sima Zhao, but she still doesn't seem to understand her affection for us.So we started stalking, calling at 7am to tell you it’s going to rain today, 3pm asking if you want some snacks, 6pm saying I know there’s a new restaurant opening in the East Side, and 11pm saying the satellite TV is playing Titans. Ni".We don't understand girls' rejections and really believe "I'll call you later".Even when the girl started filtering on the answering machine, we thought she didn't call because she was in LA.We believe that hard work is directly proportional to harvest, and Huangtian will not disappoint the painstaking efforts of caring people.

The second category is sharks.They have turned clouds and rain, and know what sex is.Their purpose is very clear, and the end is to eat you.Victims are often permanently disabled and overly cautious of good men later on.Sharks are excited by the smell of blood and become emotional. In the early stage, they swim around their prey. In the middle stage, their fins are slowly exposed. Then they say "I love you" in their mouths all day long. In the end, they eat grapes without spitting out the grape skins.They ask your name at a party and always find an excuse to compliment you.Wow, you are a pioneer of the times in e-commerce, and wow, you are really down-to-earth in soil and fertilizer.After returning home, they will express their feelings by E-mail or through a third party, and the text must be copied from poetry collections or popular songs.Compared with flies, sharks have guts and cleverness.If you don't respond, he will come to the door of your company, and when he sees you, he will yell "Why are you here?"When he invites you to watch a movie, he will say that I happen to have a coupon, so it’s a pity not to use it.

Of course, sharks are not just poetic, they also know how to buy Gucci at the right time. He knows that although you are very spiritual, a pair of good shoes may still make you tempted.He invested a huge amount of money, and of course he had to pay with interest in the final recovery.He will ring the bell when you are most lonely, just to settle accounts with you.If you say please come in, please come in, half an hour later you will no longer be a virgin. One second he was saying that I understand your feelings, and the next second he is already taking off your underwear.Sharks only care about satisfying themselves, so naturally they don't understand the importance of foreplay.He rolled over when he was done, as if dropping a heavy piece of luggage.You call him and he doesn't respond, like you're just a wall.When he woke up, he lit a cigarette sadly, as if the whole world owed him money.You asked him when we would meet again, and he said that I'm afraid I don't have time recently.If he sneaks away after you fall asleep, you can be sure he won't ask you out again.When talking about it with others in the future, they will still speak badly about you.In the future, when you meet by chance on the street, he turns his head and immediately jumps into a taxi. You are like a layer of paint, and he easily covers you with another color.

The one with the highest morality is the wolf.They have English names, wear sunglasses and dress up like movie stars.They have cars (two seats but definitely not Smart), famous (father often goes to Caixun), time (it takes half an hour to dry their hair and go to the gym at 4 o'clock), and they know how to get to the delicious and interesting places in Taipei.The most important thing is that they are polite, unscrupulous, well-founded in offense and defense, and not surprised by changes.Most of the little wolves acted in groups, and each of them was responsible for dating a celebrity, renting a box in the corner of the pub, opening a dozen bottles of whiskey.The old wolves are more secretive, and you won't read about them in the movie and TV series.Their dates are not limited to Taipei, but the global Chinese community.Never dress in a neat suit when dating, deliberately casual to show confidence.They know that a suit creates distance and khakis relax a girl's vigilance.There was a routine to their dates, no rogues of flies or rushes of sharks.First dates are very formal, and there is a driver in the car that takes you home.The second time I take you to Hong Kong for shopping, I will never take advantage of you back and forth on the same day.The hotel for the third time is five-star and will ask for your permission before touching you.If you refuse, he will withdraw politely.I will take you home quietly, but I won't accompany you up when I get there.After returning home, he won't think about why you rejected him. He knows that there will be many people waiting to replace you tomorrow.

This is how men in Taipei fill their void.Of course some people found a life partner because of this. It turned out that the fly was regarded as the Jade Emperor by his wife after marriage, and it was the shark who suddenly stopped moving after marriage.Of course, there are also people who are in conflict with love and hatred, and they are very sympathetic to the murderer of the TV news, and they study how to destroy the corpse on the Internet.Worst of all are flies trapped in the water or sharks suspended in the air.You are chasing her to death, but she is never lukewarm.You have a thousand words in your heart, and she is always the answering machine.You have made a life-and-death promise, and she only wants you to help move the furniture.You said you were my first lover, but she said I was not a virgin long ago.You're still full of confidence even though you're so dazed. In the 21st century, loneliness is a hidden disease for everyone.I love you and nothing can replace it. "Refrigerator · Iron · Washing Machine" There are three types of women in Taipei: refrigerators, irons, and washing machines.Pursuing them is like using electrical appliances, if you are not careful, you will get an electric shock. Let's get to know the refrigerator first.Although they are stunningly beautiful, they are so cold that we dare not approach them.Like the frost in the freezer, they are so white that they are nervous. The reason is that they all hid in the classroom for self-study in the physical education class when they were young.So they were admitted to Beiyi Girls (the best high school for girls in Taiwan), and after graduating from National Taiwan University, they studied in New York or Los Angeles.They listen to opera, watch Dali, eat yogurt, and are used to lowering their voices when they speak.In Taiwan, where betel nuts are everywhere, they use French-inspired names, Yvonne and Josephine, each of which sounds like a cosmetic.They make appointments with people in restaurants with only English names, and insist on drinking a certain brand of mineral water, whether there is bubbles or not, sometimes it will kill them.They wear black, shop at Eslite, go to the gym, and watch Discovery. The refrigerator has a serious aristocratic complex.They themselves may not have a prominent family background, but their beauty, education and high salary make them look above the top.To speak to them you must be someone's son, or know someone's son.If you have no family background, you must work for a foreign company, and the company must have an address on Minsheng East Road.After speaking, you must have fluent English and know what investment banking is.If you slur your speech, they will be expressionless when you speak, as if they suddenly have a hard of hearing.If you speak Taiwanese Mandarin, after a few sentences, she will start to move her eyes and tell you Excuse me. The advantage of the refrigerator is that the outside and the inside are the same, but the iron is hot and cold, and the appearance is completely indistinguishable.When she is enthusiastic, she will burn a big hole in your shirt; if she does not call, there will be no steam after waiting for a long time.They're not like TVs, where there's a signal when something goes wrong, you probably know what's wrong, and you can fix it by opening the cover.When the iron is unhappy, it just sits silently and hard, and you don't know where to turn if you want to fix it. When you meet Iron at a party, when they see your business card, they will always exclaim exaggeratedly: "Oh, you are also in ×××! Do you know ×××?" During the conversation, she will look at you intently , while chewing curry chicken, you can't figure out whether she is perfunctory or curious about you, and you can't figure out whether she is nodding at you or at the chicken. In KTV, she can sing Faye Wong or imitate Enya. When you are admiring, she will insert the microphone and ask you to sing a song with her. "Why don't you sing?" So many people she only asks you, you feel special treatment.You exchange phone numbers after the party and she says, "Call me, we'll go to the movies someday." You actually call her, leave a message, and she doesn't call back.One month, two months, you try again, and you happen to find her. "Remember me?" "You are..." You reminded her of the occasion you met, "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm on another phone right now, I'll call you later, okay?" It's three months.One night you were drinking coffee at Eslite, and suddenly someone hit you on the back with a newspaper.When you turned around, she said very cutely: "Why didn't you call me?" You introduced her to your friends, and she exchanged phone numbers with everyone, and before leaving, she said: "Call me, someday we will go Watch a movie!" What the man most wants to touch is the washing machine.You are so sophisticated and filthy, she accepts you generously.You don't have to use force, she makes your world go round and round.The washing machine also goes through various cycles as the relationship progresses.Sometimes she pauses a little, just to prepare for the next more intense run. The washing machine is straightforward and doesn't play games with you.You call and ask her out, and she'll tell you frankly if she's interested. "Sorry, I'm busy." "No problem, where is your appointment?" If she is busy, you can be sure that she will always be busy, and it is impossible for her to change her mind and come to you one day; if she is interested, she will tell you right away. You her birthday horoscope or even menstrual cycle.When eating, she likes to wipe your mouth with a napkin without warning, and when you lower your head shyly, she will kick you provocatively under the table.When watching a movie, she holds your palm when the plot is tense, and she still doesn't let go when walking on the street after the show.At work, she always knows to call when you doze off, pretending to be your boss's voice.Before going to bed, she calls to remind you of the old movies that are being broadcast on Channel 4, reminding you of the good memories related to those movies in your life, making you feel that flies also have spirituality, and that you who have compromised due to growth once had an innocence heart of. But the washer also pauses when there are too many clothes and they get tangled.Then you open the lid, and the tangled clothes are wet.You climbed out of the washing machine, like wet clothes, dripping water for the next three months, and you still smelled her fragrance like washing powder on your body.You wonder: How could the whirling passion stop so completely?So wet where do I go to find a dryer?