Chapter 21 Section VIII

I stayed in the hospital for three weeks. Under Zhou Zhou's careful care, I recovered very smoothly.I had a reexamination before I was discharged from the hospital, and the doctor said that I have recovered and the plaster cast can be removed.The postgraduate entrance examination will be in three days, and there is no result that I want to hear the last thing I need to continue to observe with a plaster cast. If this is the case, I will use a hammer to break the plaster by myself. I have paid a huge price physically and mentally for the postgraduate entrance examination. This kind of non-creative but obliterated human spirituality and killed many beautiful emotions (some married and separated for the postgraduate entrance examination) is not easy to take the exam for the second time. Instead of leaving a pair of If you are a good hand and miss the exam, it is better to go to the exam room with your injured hand and fight to the death. You can write as many words as you can, even if you write a complete fracture, and put on a plaster cast to delay your recovery for three months, you will not hesitate.

A tutor for the postgraduate entrance examination couldn’t stand the loneliness again. He seized the students’ desire to sharpen their guns or improve themselves in the past few days before the postgraduate entrance examination, and opened a pre-examination sprint class. The class was only half a day, and the fee was the maximum face value of RMB. There are no banknotes of two hundred or more in denomination issued in our country. The money that should be spent for the postgraduate entrance examination is almost spent before, and I don’t care about the last hundred yuan. I have no regrets about being named on the gold list or dying.

It is unavoidable to buy books compiled by the teacher before attending the class. I have bought a set of "System Training Series" before, and now I have released a "72-hour Sprint Book Before the Exam".I heard from a student who wrote and typed for the teacher that these two sets of books have already been written, but the sprint book will not be published for the time being, but the publicity and hype for this book has started a few months before the exam. The students have high expectations for this book, but the teacher has been procrastinating until a few days before the exam, but during this period, the students can't review without books, so the previous book can sell more, and the latter book will only be sold by then. As soon as it comes out, students who have already flocked to it will buy it regardless of the price. In this way, both books can be sold at a good price.

I bought the sprint book, sat down and looked through it carefully, only to find that it is actually the same thing as the system training book, but the sprint book extracts the essence of the latter, or the system training book is just a combination of the sprint book and some unimportant, not tested at all. The knowledge points we have learned are compiled into the book together, so that the content is substantial, and it is called "system training". Although knowledge is wealth, but once knowledge is repeated, it becomes rubbish, and the rubbish has the nerve to sell it, and if it is sold out this year, it will be sold next year. Is this what people's teachers should do?

When it comes to teachers, I always feel resentful. Since I was a teenager, people who are engaged in this profession have not left a good impression on me.However, in the ten years of student career, there is still a teacher that I can't forget, that is, the teacher who taught us computer-aided design.At that time, we were in our third year of junior high school. He had just graduated from graduate school and had not yet married. His surname was Wang. On the first day of class, Teacher Wang told us that he would allow every student to pass the exam, but whoever gets 60 points gets 90 points, and we have to proceed from reality.This move was well received by students. Of course, good students hope to distance themselves from poor students in terms of grades. Their goodness is not only an honor, but also an important basis for teachers to give marks. Poor students have nothing to ask for grades. Ten points is enough. In this way, the top and bottom are united and happy.

Teacher Wang cares about the students so much, of course we will repay the kindness. Whenever experts or leaders come to our classroom to listen to the lectures and inspect the quality of Teacher Wang's teaching, we will definitely appear in the classroom with a full spirit and communicate with us on the podium. Teacher Wang responded positively and tried to pretend to be rigorous and studious, even though it was painful to do so. Once I played billiards with Yang Yang, Qi Sixin and Zhou Zhou in the billiards hall near the school. When we were about to leave, Mr. Wang pushed the door in. We said hello to him and said that we were going back to review the one he taught. class.Teacher Wang said with a smile: "If you are talking nonsense in front of me, don't go back, play a few shots with me, and I will treat you." Seeing that Teacher Wang was in high spirits, we decided to stay and play with him.

Teacher Wang's skills are superb. Yang Yang and Qi Sixin were defeated respectively. When it was my turn to play, Teacher Wang pointed to Zhou Zhou and said, "You and your wife will share one end, and I will share one end." I hurriedly explained: "It's not my wife, we are just ordinary friends." Teacher Wang patted me on the shoulder and said: "Don't be embarrassed to admit it, I've seen it a long time ago, what's the matter!" I said, "That's it!" "That's right. At your age, falling in love is more normal than studying hard. Come on, let your wife tee off first!" Teacher Wang put the white ball on the tee point.

Zhou Zhou stooped to tee off hard, and a flower ball fell into the pocket. Teacher Wang said to Zhou Zhou: "You and your husband played flowers." Zhou Zhou shyly hit the second shot. In the end, Teacher Wang defeated me and Zhou Zhou again.When we paid the bill, we rushed to pay, but Teacher Wang said arrogantly: "I will be in a hurry with anyone who dares to pay. I let him fail the exam. It is agreed that I will treat you. What's the matter with you!" Walking out of the billiards hall, Mr. Wang put his arms around my shoulders and said, "Do you have any cigarettes? Give me one!"

I gave Teacher Wang a piece of Zhongnanhai, and Teacher Wang took it and sucked it. Sometimes on the football field, you can also see Mr. Wang. Although he can’t catch us, he guards the goal well, and occasionally you can see him flying sideways to block the opponent’s shot. The most common thing is that we carry him to the school hospital to see surgery. Another time, Zhou Zhou and I were eating at the restaurant in front of the school. While we were eating, Teacher Wang came in. The restaurant was not full, but he went straight to our table and sat down when he saw me. There was no beer on the table, and Zhou Zhou and I just had a simple dinner, but Teacher Wang insisted on having a few drinks with me. I said I had to go to the classroom for self-study after dinner. Teacher Wang said, Zhou Zhou will go to study He believed it, and he didn't believe it when I went to study and beat him to death. After speaking, he asked the lady to bring a few bottles of beer and add a few dishes.Seeing that Mr. Wang was so enthusiastic, I asked Zhou Zhou to go first, and I stayed and exchanged cups with Mr. Wang until late at night.Among the words, mixed with dissatisfaction with the school's leaders at all levels and various systems, Teacher Wang boasted and swore: "When I become the principal, just watch, the school will definitely change a lot!"

In the end, Mr. Wang drank badly, so I had to help him back to my dormitory and let him sleep in my bed. I went to the dormitory next door and found an empty bed for the night. The next day, when I got up and went back to the dormitory, I saw that the sheets and quilts had been washed and hung in the room, and there was a note on the table that read: Xiaoqiu, I had a great time drinking with you last night. Thank you for staying with me overnight. Unexpectedly, when I turned over, I accidentally vomited the filth from my stomach onto your bed. I apologize for that. I have cleaned them up now. Dry it in the house, spread it on the bed after drying and use it.

One more thing I want to add here: your feet smell the same as mine did in undergrad because the ends of our quilts stink.I don't mean to be sarcastic, what I want to say is that I miss my college days very much, and I hope you cherish your present. Okay, not much to say, I have to teach another class later, so I won’t bother you to sleep in. Forgive me for leaving without saying goodbye. Let’s have a drink when we have a chance. Pharaoh Today Later, during the final exam, we met Mr. Wang again by chance in an Internet cafe outside the school, and we played StarCraft online and played all night.The next morning, Mr. Wang bought some pancakes and fruits outside the Internet cafe and came back, saying: "Eat something, let's continue playing." Qi Sixin said: "Mr. Wang, we can't play any more." "Why?" Teacher Wang asked. "We still have an exam at 10 o'clock, and it's already past 8 o'clock." "What are you afraid of! If you want to take the test, you can take the test. If you don't want to take the test, you can play here. Look at me, I didn't go to the invigilator at 8 o'clock in the morning." Teacher Wang's words deeply encouraged us, and we insisted on playing until dark. Packs of cigarettes were passed from hand to hand. Not long after we graduated, I heard that Mr. Wang was no longer a gardener and went to a foreign company. I don’t know if he couldn’t get along in school, or he took the initiative.I am afraid that I will never meet such a teacher again in this life. After listening to the tutoring class with emotions, I felt that I had spent another two and a half hours of garbage time, and this kind of time was worth 40 yuan an hour per person, which was more expensive than singing karaoke, and no drinks were included. I only gave two friendly reminders. I think these are the two most useful sentences he has ever said as a teacher. First, "The marking teacher will give you fifty cents for each paper. Don't cross it out if you make a mistake. Anyway, they I don’t read it carefully, I don’t know that you are digressing, just write down as if nothing happened.” Second, “When writing, try to use primary school student’s handwriting, so as to show your respect for the marking teacher, and they will save face. If your handwriting Flying around, better than theirs, they will give you more points on purpose out of jealousy, and if your handwriting is neat and naive, they will think that you respect teachers and teach, and will be merciful when the time comes, Less deductions." In order to obtain the postgraduate entrance examination information in time, if the examination questions are really leaked, I will not be unaware because I am separated from the masses, so I go back to school for the final sprint. It is also the exam time for CET-4 and CET-6 recently. In order to practice listening, many students wear CET-4 special earphones to listen to the English broadcast of the school radio station wherever they go.This kind of earphone is shaped like a headset, which can cover the whole ear and warm the ears in winter. After the students put it on and pull out the antenna, each of them looks like a robot in a domestic cartoon in the 1980s.The earphones are bought by students for 40 yuan when they enter school. Once they pass the fourth level, they are useless and sold for a few yuan.Economically minded students found business opportunities, and as soon as the results of the fourth grade were released, they went to various dormitories to buy earphones at a low price, and then sold them at a high price when the freshmen entered the school, earning the difference to eat, drink and have fun. Most of the students wearing earphones are taking the CET-4 exam for the first time. They don’t know that they can pass without reviewing. The best preparation is to walk into the office of the proctor and say straight to the point: "I won't come for the exam tomorrow. You know, I have taken the exam so many times, even if I cancel the fourth grade, I may not pass it. I have interviewed for several companies recently, all because of the level 4 thing, they didn’t want me, this time I have to pass anyway.” He took out a photo and an envelope, “This is the photo of the shooter, you Let's see, I'll show you off in the examination room tomorrow." Then he bowed meaningfully to the teacher and left.What is inside the envelope, only the person who sent it and the person who received it will know, anyway, the content must make the invigilator behave like a high-handed person.This method is usually used by boys, while the method of girls is reserved and ambiguous.When I was in school, there was a girl in our department who could play tricks on the teacher.Whenever she encounters an exam that she is not sure about, she will dress up and knock on the teacher, sitting on the teacher's desk and saying in a soft tone: "You tell me a little about the exam questions, and I will show you a little bit about myself." .” From time to time, she complained about the hot weather and fanned the teacher with her skirt.Many teachers couldn't stand the temptation, and under the scent, they took out the answers to the test questions.After getting the answer, the girl jumped off the desk without even saying thank you, and left triumphantly.The teacher would hold her back and say, I have fulfilled the first half of what you said, but you have not fulfilled the second half.Girls will ask the teacher what to honor.The teacher said, take it off.The girl asked the teacher what she was taking off, and the teacher said, of course it was clothes.At this time, the girl will panic and say, you are a teacher, how can you ask the students to do this, then take out the pocket recorder from your pocket, play back what the teacher just said, and walk away when the teacher is dumbfounded.The teacher suffered this kind of loss and couldn't tell the pain, so he could only smash his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.This kind of thing is not convenient for communication. After a teacher was fooled, he did not share the lessons of failure with his colleagues in time, causing many teachers to fall into the trap one after another.But this girl played eagle all her life, and was still pecked by the eagle.In an exam in her senior year, she used the same method to get the answer, but she still failed in the final grade.She went to the teacher to reason and asked to review the test paper. She felt that she could get 85 points on that paper. The teacher said that the school did not have this rule, and the test paper would be sealed after the judgment. If you think you have a good grasp of knowledge, I can Give me another test paper of the same difficulty. If you pass, I will change the grade. After speaking, I took off my glasses and smiled at her while wiping them.The girl was furious and sued the teacher to the teaching office. Because of the solid evidence, the teacher was dismissed from the professorship, and the girl also exchanged herself for a punishment of expulsion from school.Before she left school, she also said tragically: "I would rather seek broken jade than complete it." In the past few days of the postgraduate entrance examination, many students have settled their homes in the classroom.A buddy put a basin under the desk to soak his feet in the classroom, and there was a thermos next to it to store some heat when the water was cold.One time, he was too absorbed in watching and forgot to soak his feet. In the middle of the night, the heating broke down, the temperature dropped sharply, and the water in the basin froze. However, he was so absorbed in studying that he didn't feel the cold.When it was almost dawn, I went to the bathroom and fell down together. Only then did I realize that I was like a flower planted in a pot, and my feet had been integrated with the pot.I don't know what book attracted him so much. There are two possibilities, either it is an unhealthy book, or he has passed the exam for five or six years, and he looks like he is in his thirties. If he fails the exam this time, his wife will divorce. He thought Here, my heart is cold, so I don't notice the ice and snow under my feet.Later, this buddy uprooted and jumped to the toilet. There are also many couples openly making intimate movements in the classroom, which attracts many young men and women who are in love, and they don't care. If there is no one in the classroom, they can set up a bed and get under the covers. I stayed up late in the classroom reading, and I couldn't hold on any longer. I told a buddy next to me to sleep first, and I would trouble him to call me in half an hour. He said it was okay.Later, I was woken up by one of his farts, and I looked at my watch for thirty minutes.I said thank you for calling me, but I just told me to change the part next time.He said I'm really sorry, I forgot about calling you, just in time for a fart, hit the right way, I wanted to let go of it in obscurity, I didn't want to make a big splash, but there was no door, accidentally, To make matters worse, to be honest, I haven't squatted in the pit for several days in order to catch up on reading. The pressure is relatively high, so the voice is a little louder. Looking at the classrooms for postgraduate entrance examination review, the desks of the test candidates are full of high books, countless notes, draft paper everywhere, and the chairs are all worn off. Calluses were worn out on the fingers and writing fingers, and the ink smell of books exuded all over the body, which made people feel sympathetic to the graduate students after smelling it. In fact, there is nothing difficult for those who take the postgraduate entrance examination. Except for those fresh graduates who are afraid of not finding a job, they are worthy of sympathy. The rest of the postgraduate entrance examinations are ambitious and restless. Damn it, there are middle-level managers of various small and medium-sized enterprises whose monthly salary is tens of thousands and still want to double it a few times, and national civil servants who need academic qualifications to evaluate their titles... In short, the postgraduate entrance examination has changed from a test of whether students have the ability to continue The basis for receiving higher education and the test for the selection of high-level talents for the country have become the means for individuals to achieve prosperity.Before the exam, I went to the school bathroom to take a shower.There are two bathrooms in the bathroom, which are open to male and female students at different times on weekdays. On weekends, they are open to male and female students at the same time. Men are on the left and women are on the right. An old man or aunt who collects tickets sits in the middle of the entrance of the two bathrooms, not only checking the bath tickets , Also beware of students deliberately going to the wrong door.It happened to be the weekend, and when I entered the bathroom, I found a shower head nearby.The material mechanics teacher who once gave us a big class was squatting on his waist to apply soap to his son. The child was always looking at his father's crotch, and suddenly said dissatisfied: "Dad, your penis is too big, a little My son is not cute, and he has a beard, and you don’t shave, I don’t like it.” The father said: “You don’t understand, you don’t like it, and your mother likes it, but she is still too young like this.” Then he patted his son Buttocks: "Go!" I watched from the sidelines, but I couldn't connect the man in front of me with the pious teacher on the podium. While rubbing my back, I heard the sound of water splashing from the bathroom next door. When I thought of who was taking a shower next door, I instinctively wanted to see if there was a gap in the wall to see through.I searched up and down, and found that the tiles below 1.8 meters on this wall were basically gone. The wall is exactly the same, but there is nothing missing.Except for the tiles, this wall is missing, and some places are sunken, as if someone dug it, and some holes are already a finger deep.It is estimated that in another ten years, the two bathrooms will be opened.I don't know what's going on in the bathroom next door, but if it's similar, then it only takes five years to be happy.At that time, if someone didn't bring shampoo, he could make the next door squeeze over if he yelled. Thinking of going to the examination room tomorrow, I decided enough was enough, I didn't think about it any more, and rushed to get dressed.In the locker room, I saw the back of a student who was stripped naked. His arms and legs were tanned, and his skin below his neck and above his thighs was fair. It looked like he was wearing shorts and a vest in summer. The color of his limbs was completely different from his body. People looked at it and thought it was a prosthetic.At this time, the student turned around and saw that it almost made me laugh out loud. The area around the belly was white, while the limbs and head were dark and red, which looked similar to a turtle turned over. On the eve of the exam, I lay in bed and thought: I can guess 42 of the 64 games in the World Cup. Although this result is far from the first prize of the Football Lottery, it is at least nearly 70% correct. Then dozens of multiple-choice questions, if I can maintain the level of football quiz, the score should not be a problem.