Chapter 2 first quarter

0 Life is like a cup of mocha coffee, bitterness is sweet, and sweetness is bitter. This is the expression of petit bourgeois sentiment, I prefer to say: Life is like a piece of stinky tofu that is fermenting. The more it is put on, the more stinky it will become. When I was 1 year old, I was so busy drinking milk and wetting the bed that I couldn't spare time for other things. When I was 2 years old, I could pee standing up, and I learned that this kind of thing should not be peed on the bed. When I was 3 years old, I was sent to kindergarten and started a collective life.In the same year, he was criticized for the first time in his life for pulling a little girl's braid.

When I was 4 years old, I discovered that there is a kind of people in the world who are different from me. They squat no matter whether they urinate or defecate. When I was 5 years old, I graduated from kindergarten and took graduation photos for the first time. When I was 6 years old, I learned "bpmf, dtnl", but I didn't know what it was useful for.It wasn't until twelve years later that I started typing on a computer that I realized that learning was not in vain. When I was 7 years old, I could do addition and subtraction within 50, and I knew I needed change when I bought things.At that time, I had never seen RMB 100.

When I was 8 years old, I wore a red scarf, and every time the flag was raised, I had to stretch my arms, sore.I hope the national anthem will finish soon, or the flag will be raised to the top of the flagpole soon.Later I learned that these two things cannot be separated. When I was 9 years old, I had a girl at the same table, because her arm crossed the line, she used a sharpened pencil to pierce a black spot. From then on, I knew that girls are not easy to mess with. When I was 10 years old, I was robbed of RMB 1.30 by two boys from a nearby middle school on my way home from school. From then on I knew that life was full of ups and downs.

When I was 11 years old, I wrote in my composition: I want to be a scientist. When I was 12 years old, I entered middle school, and there was no holiday on June 1st every year. When I was 13, I failed my first exam and it has been out of control ever since. When I was 14, I had a dream one night and woke up with wet underwear. At the age of 15, I wrote my first and last love letter, and when I sent it, it went nowhere. When I was 16, I took a physiology and hygiene class. It didn't feel like I was learning new knowledge, but reviewing. When I was 17, I hid in the school bathroom and smoked my first cigarette, a Hilton.

When I was 18 years old, I was admitted to university and I was very happy. My parents were even happier than me. When I was 19, I knew a word: depressed. At 20, I could drink 8 beers. At the age of 21, my world view became inflamed and shadowed. Between 22 and 25, I don't seem to be happy anymore.Think about it carefully, this is the result of going to college. What is left of the four years of college? Some people have developed from a three-good student in high school to a professional accountant in the make-up exam in the university, and the highest education is still a high school graduate.

Some people never know how to turn on and off the computer and tap the keyboard with two fingers to upgrade to a game master, representing the motherland in the world arena. Someone spent four years in bed, and cultivated the habit of lying in bed all the time and sleeping no less than twelve hours a day. The last photo in college was taken while lying on the bed in a bachelor’s suit of. Someone found a girlfriend and built a love nest together after graduation, happy and sweet, eugenic and postnatal. there are people... But the fact that all college students cannot escape is that they have been designated by the Ministry of Health as a high-risk group of AIDS alongside migrant workers because of their four years of schooling.This means that even teenagers who have never held hands with the opposite sex will become the focus of AIDS prevention work when they enter college.

This is the common result that a four-year university brings to students, not a diploma.This shows that in college, what you get is not necessarily what you want. 1 Many students and their parents think that they can find a good job and have a good future after going to university, but a large number of graduates are unemployed, studying in graduate school, and starting their own businesses (they have to set up a stall on the overpass, open a small shop in the community, and go to the street to sell meat) proved otherwise. There will be people who will find a good job, but not necessarily you, just as there are people who win five million dollars every month, but not you, for a reason.

In the 1990s, people said that a billboard fell on the street and hit ten people, six were the manager, there were two deputy managers, and the remaining two were the manager's son and the manager's wife.Now a billboard fell down on the street, and among the ten people it hit, there must have been six undergraduates, two masters, one doctor, and the rest was a freshman who was rushing to the school to report with his admission letter and his luggage on his back. newborn. Twenty years ago, whether it was looking for a job or finding a partner, college students could enjoy the treatment of giant pandas.The situation of college students is no different from that of ordinary

2 Three years after graduation, three of the six people in our dormitory are still in school. Yang Yang, who was in my upper bunk, took the college entrance examination again after being expelled from school in his senior year and entered the Chinese Department.The reason why he still took the test back to this school is that in his own words: get up from where you fell.And our analysis is: either Yang Yang didn't want to go to Peking University and returned here because of his low score.The Chinese major has been a fertile ground for cultivating officials since ancient times. Many people use learning Chinese as a springboard to realize their dream of becoming an official.A small number of people became writers because they failed to be officials.But Yang Yang's ideal is to be a critic. He is not used to many social phenomena. He wants to use the pen as a gun to fight against the enemy, just like Lu Xun.In order to save money, Yang Yang’s commentary articles often appear in major newspapers. What makes him braver than Lu Xun is that Lu Xun has used at least 20 pseudonyms, while Yang Yang has always used his real name. He said that a man must dare to be brave , If you don’t change your name, you don’t change your surname. Wherever you go, I’m called Yang Yang.We say that the appearance of Yang Yang brought hope to the Chinese literary world that had been gloomy for nearly a century. Lu Xun was a precious wealth bestowed on the Chinese nation by God a hundred years ago.Yang Yang said, rather, the past sufferings of the Chinese nation were the wealth bestowed on Lu Xun by God, while the problems exposed in contemporary society are God’s gifts to him. Something.

Zhang Chaofan, the best student in our dormitory, signed a seven-year work contract with a state-owned enterprise when he graduated, thinking that this life would be stable, but after taking a first-year class, he found that it was not the case.In the past, Zhang Chaofan never cared about politics, thinking that it was something unfounded to worry about. As an ordinary person, it was enough to live his life in a good and colorful way.If something happens to the higher-ups, even if I come up with a good idea, people will not listen to it. I am just a role in the car. Where the car is going and which road is easy to go, the driver has his own idea.Now that you are on the bus, sit down obediently and don’t talk nonsense. There is usually a small note on the front windshield of the bus: Do not chat with the driver.Later, because I worked in a state-owned enterprise, I developed the habit of caring about politics. I had enough time to read newspapers every day, and my unit also subscribed to enough newspapers, such as "People's Daily", "Beijing Daily", "Liberation Army Daily"... these newspapers The reason why there are so many circulations is inseparable from the existence of a large number of state-owned enterprises in China.Whenever he sees a problem somewhere on the earth, Zhang Chaofan will start a discussion with his colleagues and make suggestions for them.When the discussion reached twelve o'clock, they stopped for a while, took the lunch box and rushed to the cafeteria, and returned to the dormitory to take a nap after eating.In the afternoon, I was supposed to go to work at one o'clock, but I usually didn't show up in the office until half past one, and then read the newspaper.

House cat.Maybe in another five years, college students will become wild cats abandoned on the streets. If it’s not time to get off work after reading the daily newspaper and your eyes still don’t hurt, then the evening paper will also arrive at this time, so you can continue reading.If you want to take a stroll, go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables first.Those who have children go to the kindergarten to pick up the children, and then come back to take a look, and the day's work is over.Although the necessary working hours in state-owned enterprises are short, the wages are low, the exercise is less, the progress is small, and the aging is early. If things go on like this, there will be no more people.Seeing his classmates who have gone to foreign companies live in their own houses and drive their own cars, Zhang Chaofan felt prickly heat in his heart. The newspaper changed to the real estate and car special pages. High requirements, so I want to resign and go to a place where I can earn a lot of money, but the liquidated damages are 20,000 a year, and there are still six years in the contract period. It's not worth paying 120,000 for yourself first.Although Zhang Chaofan has good grades, he is not someone like Yang Zhenning and Yuan Longping after all, and no company is willing to pay him this amount.He thought of the postgraduate entrance examination, which was not regulated in the contract, and he could slip away after passing the postgraduate entrance examination, so the graduate students who were admitted to the school in the second year were still in their majors, and there was not much delay in this life. Qi Sixin, who had been dawdling in college, picked up a bargain before graduation and went to an electronic equipment company.After working for half a year, the company discovered that he knew nothing.At the beginning, he was asked to draw circuit diagrams, and he handed over the diagrams to Zhang Chaofan for drawing, and half of his monthly salary was given to Zhang Chaofan, since Zhang Chaofan was not busy in state-owned enterprises anyway.The company saw that the drawings submitted by Qi Sixin were good, so they let him be the project leader. Many things needed to be solved on the spot, and they couldn't take it home.Now his true ability was fully exposed, that is, the level of a technical secondary school student.Before Qi Sixin was dismissed, the company asked him who drew the previous pictures. He said it was a classmate. The company asked if he could introduce that classmate, but when they heard that Zhang Chaofan still had a contract of more than six years, he said If that classmate is willing, let him contact us six years later.Having learned a painful lesson, Qi Sixin discovered that he must have good skills to gain a foothold in society. He used to laugh at Zhang Chaofan for his seriousness in studying, but now it seems that scumbags are not tolerated in the eyes of society, and he has to complete the journey from scumbag to talent Only through transformation can we join the ranks of socialist modernization.So he took the double degree of the school, majoring in economic management, and graduated in one year, determined to be a professional manager in the future. I'm not much better than them either.I found a job in machinery sales, worked for three years, and only made sales of more than 100,000 RMB.If it is selling vegetables, this result is very good, but the company sells mechanical equipment that can cost tens of millions. This little money proves that I only sell a few screws every year.The boss said, if you sell screws, I will still use you.So, I was sent away. In fact, I have long been bored with this poor class, and I don’t know what to do in the future if I want to quit, so I have been wasting it for three years.It's like a person who can't live or die, and is caught in the pain of a dilemma. At this time, an accident happened suddenly, and he was hit by a car while walking on the street. He died, but it was fine.