Chapter 2 dancing lightly

It's time for "Qing Wu Fei Yang" to play.Ever since she emailed me with a broken head and said I was funny, I always wanted to meet her online.But unfortunately, we always pass each other, so I can only email her back and tell her that in order to prove that she has the foresight, I will work hard to train myself to be an interesting person.So I sent her an email, she emailed me back, I replied to the email she emailed to me, and she emailed me back to the email she emailed to me, so I responded to the saying: "When is the time for revenge".Although it is said that it is better to resolve an enemy than to tie it, but the enmity between me and her is getting deeper and deeper.

In fact, what interests me most about her is her plan: "I danced softly among the crowd. You cast a strange look in your eyes. Whether you are surprised or appreciative. Didn't mess up my dance steps. Because it's not your gaze that makes me soar. But my young heart. " I really can't associate such a woman with dinosaurs.But if she is really a dinosaur, I would rather let this dinosaur have a full meal. As the saying goes, a dinosaur dies, and ghosts are also romantic. Artest seemed to have noticed my strangeness, and kept persuading me to just play with the feelings on the Internet, and don't take it seriously, after all, illusory things can't see the sun.Let God belong to God, Caesar belongs to Caesar; what is on the Internet belongs to the Internet, and what is real belongs to reality.Because the person who hides behind any English ID doesn't care about his personality or appearance, he doesn't even know whether he is a man or a woman, so what kind of bullshit love can there be?

This cannot be blamed on Artest's fickleness and extremes. Ever since he was fired by his girlfriend at the age of 20, he has been playing games with flowers.As the saying goes: "Once bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of well ropes for ten years." After being bitten by a snake, he has since learned to peel snake skin and likes to eat snake meat soup.Moreover, among the female netizens he met, there were some who were only looking for short-term stimulation. Sometimes they would ask him when they met for the first time: "Do you want to go to bed?".Because Zi said: "Beauty is hard to find, as long as you have a good figure", so apart from dinosaurs, he would usually answer: "But depending on what you like, how dare Xiaosheng refuse?".Then they would ask: "Your place or My place?", and he said bluntly: "If you want to kill or cut, it's up to you. The point is who to do it with, not where to do it."Artest is really ruthless, even if he wants to do that, what's more ruthless is that he usually takes them back home and drives me out to live on the street.

In the middle of the night when I was thinking about equations, the wild cat outside the research room made intermittent meows, three long and one short, indicating that it was about a quarter past three.Go online for a while, usually at this time there are the least people online, and most of them are bored and sex-hungry. If you can meet one or two perverted girls, it would be interesting to look at plums to quench your thirst.Artest said that the more a girl's mental defense is relaxed in the middle of the night, the easier it is for you to hit easily. Hit?Well, we often use baseball games to describe progress with girls.The first base means holding hands and shoulders; the second base means kissing and hugging; the third base means caressing and touching;Artest, of course, is the kind of guy who hits a lot of home runs, and I'm the famous strikeout king, and I still don't know whether the first base bag is square or flat.If I was struck out by a fastball over 140 kilometers, that’s fine. I even missed a slow straight ball with a speed of 120 kilometers.

The PC just made a loud sound at this time, great!The fish is hooked.I didn't know that it was the infatuated and resentful girl who unreasonably chose me as the object of the message from a large number of hungry male beasts, and I also unknowingly drooled with relief. According to the usual practice, I put my hands together and prayed devoutly to God, begging him to give me a beautiful beauty who is unbearably lonely.Then I pressed the keyboard with my left hand, and what appeared was: "Ruffian...it's so late and still haven't slept?" Wow... no way! ?It turned out to be "Qing Wu Fei Yang"!I don't know if it's the girl with flying hair or skirt.

He quickly sucked up the dripping saliva and took a few deep breaths.Artest didn't know that he was in that ignorant girl's bed again. At such an important juncture, I was the only one fighting alone.If I had known this earlier, I would have told him to be a vegetarian tonight and not to kill.what to do?With my three-legged cat's sense of humor and slightly demented conversation, how can I attract her? "Ruffian...I'm in a bad mood and can't sleep...Are you too?" horses!It's all to blame Artest for being bad, why did you ask me to call him "Ruffian Cai" and say that this is called "putting it to death and reborn", which will have the opposite effect of attracting innocent girls.My previous nicknames, such as: "Love you for ten thousand years", "Affectionate Jack", "Romantic is my nickname", "Dare to laugh, Yang Guo is not infatuated", "I will jump if you dare to jump"...

Don't you also have a confused personality?How embarrassing to let her call me a ruffian now! "I'm not in a good mood either... Let's get it right!" After finally uttering such a sentence, he was already breaking out in a cold sweat.In fact, I'm not necessarily in a bad mood, I'm just following her words, don't do disobedient things at the beginning of the chat.And if she asks me later why I am in a bad mood, I can answer: "You are in a bad mood, how can I be in a good mood?" Talk about love."And a girl is a very strange animal, she trusts her ears far more than her eyes, so instead of doing ten thoughtful things to please her, it is better to say a nice word to move her.

"Yes! . . . But you haven't asked me how you are..." Damn it!I was so nervous that I even forgot the basic manners of being a human being. Thanks to me, I was called the department's moral textbook and moral champion.If the school girls knew about this, wouldn't it make them lose a crush?I'm really ashamed to see the Jiangdong sisters. "Girl with fluttering hair...you are also welcome..." In my heart, I always hope that it is her hair flying, not her skirt.So naturally, I thought she should have long hair.God bless, don't make me guess wrong. "Huh?... How do you know I have long hair?"

Bingo!I was actually enlightened, that's great, it can prove that she is not a nympho.How cool is this scene! "Not only do I know you have long hair...I also know you don't wear skirts very often..." If you want to gamble, of course you should gamble a bit bigger. If I realize it again, the world will be ready for peace. "Huh again?... You even know that this girl doesn't like wearing skirts?" Oh my god!Why bother to treat me so favorably?I am just more honest and sincere than others, so there is no need to reward me like this! ? "I just thought you must have beautiful legs... so you shouldn't let the skirt cover your curves..."

Artest's special training was really useful. He said that men must learn to talk sweetly, and when a man speaks sweetly, the biggest enemy is not a woman's ears, but a man's stomach.If I don't make my stomach cramp when I utter any nasty sycophantic sycophants, I'll be on my way.Now, I have finally finished my studies and returned home. "Ah……:)……" This is the prerogative of girls on the Internet, when she doesn't know how to answer you, she will use "huh" or smiley ":)" to get rid of it.This is really a brilliant move, not only accepting your compliment without showing any trace, but also acting like it's none of her business.

"Are you in a better mood?... The beautiful Miss Qingwu Feiyang..." Although I'm curious why she is in a bad mood?But never ask her directly.Because when a girl is in a bad mood, her emotions are very unstable, and straightforward questions will make her feel irritable and angry.If she just got fired, or just said goodbye to her virginity, or just stepped on shit, I will definitely be scolded by her.So, to ask it another way, it is more in line with Sun Tzu's Art of War "to attack in a roundabout way" and "to lure the enemy deep".And for the sake of my saying that she is beautiful, the so-called don't look at the monk's face to see the Buddha's face, she won't turn her face on the spot! ? "Hmm :)...much better...lovely Mr. Ruffian..." cute?Although this kind of adjective is unsatisfactory, it is acceptable, but no matter how cute a ruffian is, it is still a ruffian.I'll have to think of a more elegant nickname tomorrow. "Knowing that your mood has improved... My mood has also improved... Do you think it's strange?" The foreshadowing laid just now can come in handy now.Moreover, he is obviously flattering the girl, but pretends to be innocent. As the saying goes, "Show me not to shoot when you shoot", which is also the true meaning of "Where there is no trick, there is a trick" in Dugu Nine Swords. "Heh:)...Ruffian...I should go to bed...I will be on the station at ten o'clock tomorrow morning...Would you like to accompany me?" Judging from her reaction, the flattery just now was just right in terms of strength and point of application.Having been with Artest for so long, the days have not been in vain? "Go through fire and water... and don't say goodbye... let alone chat with you?" God!How could I suddenly say such a profound sentence?This sentence can probably be included in the top ten best sentences of the year on the Internet.I think Tang Bohu's resurrection is nothing more than that! ?Although I have been influenced by Artest, I am already better than blue.What's even more rare is that when I said this, my hands typing on the keyboard didn't tremble at all. It seems that I do have the talent to roll in love.I am deeply moved by my own talent... "Heh:)...Then I'll see you tomorrow morning...Good night...Ruffian" "A little rant... It should be this morning... Good night you too" Offline, I can't help but want to imitate the commercials on TV and yell : "I'm shipped... I'm shipped".Looks like this hit, hopefully, will yield a single hit.And outside the window of the research room, the wild cat's meowing sound became louder again...