Chapter 12 Part V.1

We didn't know that the old man had been selling here for a few days, but when we passed by him, Uncle Jian and I couldn't help but bury our bodies. Wang Chao said: "Axiong asked when you can come up with the plan." Uncle Jian said: "What is the plan, let's talk about the winter safely." Wang Chao said: "You are joking, but since you said you must get something from someone, or people will say that I, Wang Chao, are a liar. Go back and think about it." Since then, Uncle Jian really thought about it day and night, and the more he thought about it, the more interested he became.He asked me, "What do you think is the best website?"

I said: "Uncle Jian, it seems that building a website is very profitable now. I used to have a buddy who built a website, and the number of visitors was only 100 people a day. I guess he logged in 50 times in it. Laowai offered a million dollars to buy that website." Uncle Jian said: "The time you said has passed, we missed the best time. At that time, we only needed to open a website and make content, and it seemed that we could sell it at a high price. What do you think, why don’t you make one yourself, and just get that little pageviews a day.” I said: "What's the matter? The most inexplicable thing is that there are crazy buyers and even more crazy sellers who just don't sell, thinking they can sell for 100 million. My buddy told me that his psychological price is 1,000." Three million U.S. dollars is exactly 100 million yuan."

Uncle Jian asked, "When did it happen?" I said, "In the past two years, many people wanted to buy his website, and the bids were hundreds of thousands of dollars." Uncle Jian said, "What kind of website did he build?" I said: "There is also a BBS that allows students to publish articles on the Internet." Uncle Jian said, "Are there many people?" I said: "Don't talk about it, there are only more than 100 views, and the posts are all sent by classmates in the class. The guy's publicity scope can only be in the class, so those posts are all sent by classmates. Then this guy went crazy Yep, I negotiate prices with people every day, and I’m so good at it, I feel like I’m already a billionaire.”

Uncle Jian said, "What happened next?" I said, "Afterwards, no one seemed to post anything, because everyone was a classmate, and I felt that he had made tens of millions for that guy for no reason, and I couldn't figure it out." Uncle Jian said, "What happened next?" I said: "It seems that one day the number of pageviews was zero. I guess that guy was busy discussing business, so he forgot to go up and read it. There was also a male student in the class who was not convinced. He asked for a week off and said that he would make a similar website. , and spent 200 yuan on the school newspaper to buy half of the page to advertise, trying to beat that man in one fell swoop, and try to sell his website for 100 million dollars, and then drop out of school, and make ten websites to earn a billion dollars. Stop working and start to retire.”

Uncle Jian said, "What happened next?" I said: "The first classmate didn't seem to have an agreement on the price, and the highest he was willing to offer was one million dollars, so he didn't sell it, and wanted to wait for the price to be better. When he was building websites one after another Suddenly, the dot-com bubble burst." Uncle Jian said, "What happened next?" I said: "Later, that guy wanted to sell the website for 100,000 yuan, but no one wanted it. Who wants this website with a single-digit number of views! In the end, it seemed that he didn't even sell it for 1,000 yuan. Later, because he couldn't pay After paying for the server, the website went bankrupt. Since then, this guy’s nerves have been a little abnormal, and he has not recovered until now. When he saw a Mercedes-Benz driving on the street, he said: "What's the matter, I almost got it Buy ten. '"

Uncle Jian said: "Yeah, it was almost useless, almost means that it was still a little bit close, and it didn't work. What about the one who wants to make a billion?" I said: "The one who wants to earn one billion yuan is wrong, so I didn't make a website anymore. I spent the next semester struggling with the school newspaper to get back the two hundred yuan in advertising fees. That person's nerves are also a little abnormal. , but it is better than the first one. After all, it has not been completed yet, so people say that the main reason is that the technical force is not strong enough, and there are not enough technical personnel. If the website was built a week earlier, there would be one billion yuan now. "

Uncle Jian laughed and said, "It's still a practical point for us to repair computers." I said: "Yeah, I don't understand how the brains of people at that time were so long. It seems that as long as they can make a website and write the word "website" on the website, so that people can understand that this is a website, they can do it. I can earn eighteen million. It's impossible to think about it!" Uncle Jian said: "There are many things that I can't understand. Look at the houses in Beijing. The opening price of the sales office is 8,000 yuan per square meter, and it is almost sold out. Someone bought a house and went to the intermediary to list it. It's 10,000 yuan per square meter. Which idiot would buy it, but that guy really thought he had made hundreds of thousands of dollars, and then he always thought he made a lot of money. When the developer raised the price to 10,000 yuan per square meter, then The idiot hangs up another 12,000, and then feels that he has become too big and can never be sold, so he will always feel rich, and wait until the day he collapses."

I said, "Yes, these are all brain-obsessed businessmen." Uncle Jian said: "Look, Shanghai's real estate market will be like this sooner or later. Shanghai people like to do this kind of stupid thing. They fry the house price until the Shanghai people can't afford it, and then bite the bullet and continue to speculate. Then it collapsed. At this time, the outsiders had already withdrawn, but the Shanghainese were all thrown into their hands. In the end, they had to jump the Huangpu River. What is the Huangpu River for? Beside the Huangpu River, looking at the Bund behind me, saying 'Mom's are all foreigners'

, and 'plop down, dead. " I said, "Yeah, look, be careful, or you end up like the old man who sold the heater." Uncle Jian said: "It's not profitable to build a website now. If I had money, I would go to Shanghai to speculate on houses now, and run out after four years. I can earn several times the money no matter what." I said: "It's funny to think of my two classmates who made websites. Since then, if I told them that they paid a million dollars and could make a million dollars a year, they would definitely not do it, because they felt that they If you work for a week, you can earn 100 million, hahaha."

Uncle Jian said: "It would be nice to have 100 million. I think about what I have to do with 100 million. Forget it, 100 million is too much, and I am very happy with 1 million. I have more than 100 million. Wan, I will buy a house in Shanghai, preferably with a view of the Huangpu River and the Bund, then buy a Santana 2000, and decorate the house, it will be very good, hahaha. I think about what brand of electrical appliances I want to buy, I want a Sony TV, a Mitsubishi Electric air conditioner, a Panasonic refrigerator, and a DVD..." I said, "Uncle Jian, you are too un-Chinese. You should buy Changhong TV and Haier air conditioner."

Uncle Jian said: "I'm rich, why should I buy domestic products." I said, "You are rich, but you must support domestic products." Uncle Jian said: "Look, I'm already a millionaire, so of course I have to use imported things." I said, "Then see if this works. You can buy Philips for your color TV, and Siemens for your refrigerator." Uncle Jian said: "I have to think about it, and the results will not come until after the comparison." I said, "I don't think the devil's stuff can be bought, and it's expensive." Uncle Jian said: "But I have always liked Sony very much." I said: "This is different. You are so rich, you have to set an example for everyone. And Philips seems to be cheaper." Uncle Jian said: "You are right. When a person has a certain amount of wealth, he must set an example for the society. I will buy a Philips TV, even if it is a hundred dollars more expensive than a Sony one." At this point, everyone paused.I said, "Uncle Jian, how much of our one hundred yuan is left?" Uncle Jian said: "Yes, I'm thinking about this too, there should be more than fifty." I said, "When will your website be profitable?" Uncle Jian said: "There is no clue yet." I said, "Don't fantasize about it. What kind of website are you building? Everyone is waiting for you to support you." Uncle Jian said: "I want to be as big as Sina." I said, "That won't work, there are only two of you." Uncle Jian said: "I know it won't work, so I thought about it, let's make a more specialized one first. You see, I'll make a forum for home appliances, and then how about making money by advertising when there are more people?" I said, "It's good, but I don't think it will be a big deal. Look, anyone who can use a washing machine can't surf the Internet." Uncle Jian said: "I have another plan, which is to make a special sticker for people." I said, "You still think there are not enough pornographic websites." Uncle Jian said: "It doesn't have to be close to the human body, what do you think?" I said, "Have you ever seen someone post a landscape in a forum? Even if someone posted a landscape, have you seen the landscape yourself?" Uncle Jian said: "It's really not, don't develop it into a pornographic website in the end." I said, "It's very possible. You see, Ah Xiong will definitely post photos of his performance art. If he thinks that art doesn't need clothes to hide it, it will be over." Uncle Jian said: "That's right, if you can drag your eternal sister to art together, then the number of views must be very high." I said: "Yes, which pornographic website has a pair of male and female models!" Uncle Jian said: "But, how does this make money?" I said: "Rely on these two treasures, take off a little every day, only those who pay can see the complete art, otherwise you can only see this modified art." Uncle Jian said: "Then this website is too dependent on individuals. If one day the two of them set up their own businesses, my website will go bankrupt immediately." I said, "Yes, the initiative is in your hands." Uncle Jian said: "Look, why don't you make a website that lets people pay for downloading things." I said, "So where do you get the stuff that's going to be downloaded?" Uncle Jian said: "I went to Sina Sohu to download it. It's all free there. I just downloaded it, put it on my website, and then charged." I said, "Do you think there are more people who will come to you to download than pandas?" Uncle Jian said: "Yes, even I despise them." We were lost in thought. Uncle Jian said: "Or we can create a virtual online world." I said, "The design of this software is too huge. There are dozens of people and millions of people who can't download it." Uncle Jian said, "That's right. Then what do you think should be done?" I said, "I really don't know." We both thought hard.At this time, Wang Chao broke in and asked, "What are you talking about?" Uncle Jian said, "What kind of website do you want to make?" Wang Chao said: "You really do it. As a gamer, I like to play games, and I promise to browse every day." In this way, with Wang Chao’s encouragement, Uncle Jian really built a website for playing games. At first, it was just a forum to post some game strategies, and within a few days the homepage was built.The artist Axiong is so meticulous that he can even make game patches together with his classmates in the department.In the online game of billiards, they made a sight; in the online game of football, they made software that can turn the referee into a black whistle; in the online game of basketball, they successfully increased the shooting success rate to One hundred percent; in a live-action shooting game, you can let the protagonist have the best weapons.They put these things on the Internet and let people download them for free.Uncle Jian can't do anything, the only task is to look at the computer once a day and say, "Look, five hundred more people have registered." Uncle Jian doesn't have a computer himself, so all actions must be carried out with Axiong.And Uncle Jian seems to like to go to Axiong's dormitory very much, and first watch Axiong himself play a live-action shooting game. In the game, Axiong's name is "Why I'm Undefeated".However, Ah Xiong's talent in playing games is not satisfactory, and he basically ended up falling to his own death, so he, blinded by profit, made himself a shield and went out to show off proudly.Netizens asked him one after another: "Where did you buy this shield in the game? Why have you never seen it for sale?" Before Ah Xiong could tell that he made it, he was stabbed to death from behind.After he "died", Uncle Jian would talk to him about his plans for the future. During the process of conception, the eternal sister always appeared at the right time, watching Uncle Jian's heart flutter. Soon, the daily hits of the website reached 100,000.At this time, Uncle Jian and Ah Xiong had a little disagreement.Ah Xiong thinks that as long as everyone enjoys the website, as long as it can still exist, there is no need to charge.But Uncle Jian insisted that there must be a fee, and the development of software is a huge expense—although it has not been spent yet, and if the money can never be received, then the meaning of building this website will be lost. What Axiong means is that Uncle Jian can pull advertisements on the page. After a long period of contact with Uncle Jian, he finally got to a manufacturer specializing in selling game consoles. The manufacturer offered 200 yuan to advertise on the homepage.Although it is slightly different from Uncle Jian's imagination, it is better than nothing.Uncle Jian felt that this was the beginning, and soon, the space on the homepage of the website would not be rich, but he himself would be rich. Regrettably, since then, he has never contacted any company willing to advertise on the Internet.When Uncle Jian went to find that game machine factory again, the other party was already an English repeater machine factory. In fact, all Uncle Jian's motives are to be able to see the permanent sister.The purpose of Uncle Jian going to Ah Xiong's dormitory time and time again is to prove to himself that Younger Sister Yong hasn't lived with Ah Xiong yet.And every time he sees the quilt on Ah Xiong's bed, Uncle Jian is elated. I can't understand this point. I don't understand why Uncle Jian is so interested in a woman who is not his own.For me, if the girl already has a boyfriend, I immediately lose interest in her and give up on pursuing her.Uncle Jian is very pursuing. He thinks that the world is one, as long as they are not married, girls are free.From this point, it can be seen that Uncle Jian is actually a businessman's blank, because a girl is like a commodity, as long as she has not been invoiced, she can belong to anyone. But Uncle Jian's idea is hidden very deep, he never expressed any intention of liking the permanent sister with Ah Xiong.When the eternal sister was sitting next to Axiong, Uncle Jian could even stare at Axiong and say something completely out of line with what his brain was thinking at the moment. The first snow of the year came earlier than usual.I was amazed when I woke up one morning to find that the distant woods were gone.After looking closer, I realized that it was snowing outside.The snow was still falling when I got up, and it had fallen even more during the night, because there was no longer any strange color on the ground.The view outside the window is refreshing.I stood in front of the window for a long time, breathing out bursts of white gas, which is the best proof that a person is still alive.I especially like to breathe in winter. I often imagine how safe my life would be if it was breathing fire. The heavy snow outside made me return to the warm bed. I can still see the pale sky from my side, and I seem to be able to hear the sound of heavy snow falling.I didn't eat enough but slept enough and fell asleep inexplicably, as if no one in this room had ever woken up.After a few minutes, I opened my eyes again, stared out the window for a while, and fell asleep again at some point.I slept and woke up alone in the room, enjoying myself. About eight years ago, I knew a girl.I met this girl at an extracurricular activity when I was older than her Three years old, but unfortunately, we are in a level English improvement class.That year I was full of energy and determined to master English before entering college, then I worked as a translator in college, and then I earned my own money to drive a car and cruise around the school before graduation.I am amazed that I can have such a clear goal, and I really paid for it. It takes half an hour to take the bus and three subway stops for the improvement class, during which time I lost my wallet twice.During the one-month course, except that my English level did not improve, my vigilance to the outside world, my familiarity with the chaotic urban areas, and my ability to counter pickpocketing all improved to varying degrees. The teacher teaching in this class is Diana, a Chinese woman.After Princess Diana died, she felt unlucky and immediately changed her name to Suzanne. Later, she felt that Suzanne was too much and changed it to Selina.She loves "Na" so much, we always thought her Chinese name must have "Na" in it.Selina's surname is Gou, which is an uncommon surname. We guess her Chinese name is "Gou Na". sentence.Fortunately, the cultural level of Chinese people is generally not high. I heard that everyone used to call her "Teacher Ju".She is a neurotic woman who was abandoned after being in love with her American boyfriend for ten years, and became the most prestigious English teacher in this area after she came back.This shows that language is really amazing. Even if you spend ten years with a foreign plumber, you can still become a teacher of college students after you leave, and the teaching is not about plumbing. Selina was very nervous in class, and everyone chose to give up after taking notes for many days.There is only one girl who is still taking notes seriously, and at that time I really liked girls who studied hard, so I have always had a good impression of this girl. Once in class, Selina asked everyone: "Does anyone like khaki?" There was no sound below. Selina said, "Doesn't anyone like khakis?" There was still silence below. Says Selina: "Every color is lovely and God's handiwork. Is it true that no one likes khakis?" There was still no sound below. Selina shook her head and said, "It seems that no one really likes khakis anymore." At this time, the girl felt that it was very pitiful for Selina to be alone on stage, so she echoed: "Actually, I quite like it." Selina said: "Okay. But in fact, the teacher set a trick for every student. The khaki color is really ugly, but I didn't expect that some people would really like it." After speaking, the girl began to cry. Selina said: "Come on, cry a little louder if you want to cry, open your heart. Open your heart. Come on, please." All of us looked at the girl curiously, waiting for her to Come on. The first time C spoke to me was after a homework assignment.When we were about to graduate, Selina assigned us a graduation assignment, which was to make a model.Because it was an improvement class, I completely forgot about it.When I was in class, I suddenly found that every student was holding a monster in their hands.Everyone tried their best and used their imagination to please this neurotic woman. The classmate next to me was even tougher, and made a model of a sofa with sanitary napkins.Selina looked at it for a long time and said, "Good, good!" We talked a lot below, saying that that guy didn't look particularly rich, probably he didn't buy it himself, and those sanitary napkins were probably used. We laughed. I was going to say that I forgot the model at home, but when it was my turn, I suddenly had a whimsy.I dug all over my body and finally found a matchbox. I took out all the matches in it, mainly to keep them for next time, and then gave the empty box to the teacher. Selina was overjoyed when she received the matchbox, and shouted: "It's perfect. Perfect, too perfect! Oh my god, this is a feeling that the teacher has always wanted. Nice, nice, nice. The teacher wants to give you A+." The students were in an uproar. C was unusually careful when he went to hand in his homework.When she walked onto the stage, everyone found that it was the letter A made of candle oil. Selina said, "It's so unimaginative. You got a C, and you're the only C in the class." And just like that, I graduated absurdly with the first place in my class.The boy who used a lot of sanitary napkins came in second and got an A, the other students all got Bs, and the girl got a C. C also praised me, saying that I really have an idea, why didn't she come up with it. The way C looks at me makes me feel that even if this girl is stolen by a pickpocket a thousand times, she will feel that the world is beautiful and simple.This is a girl I've never met. My first date with C was at a 24-hour Taiwanese gourmet restaurant.While we were eating, sirens were blaring outside, because a tall old building was about to be demolished about a kilometer in front of us. C asked for a bowl of noodles and a bowl of soy milk.But C ate with trepidation. I asked, "What's on your mind, right?" C said: "How do you know?" I said, "Of course I know everything. I'm not like you. I'm mature." C said: "I have a problem with my body, but I didn't tell others." I said, "Just tell me, what's wrong with your body?" Before C could say anything, his face turned red. I said: "You tell me." C said, "I'm coming to that."