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Chapter 10 Part IV.1

a city 韩寒 6391Words 2018-03-13
As soon as the voice fell, the window on the upper floor opened with a "bang", and a female voice shouted: "Which house still sets off firecrackers at 2:30 in the middle of the night, so that people can't sleep, I fucked his ancestor eighteen—ah, The child's father is on fire." Wang Chao said: "Look, the sky has spoken, it's 2:30 in the middle of the night." I was very calm, moved a chair to watch the fire together.The intensity of the fire has gradually increased, and the light of the fire can be reflected in the house. However, there are still some sparks rising, which can compete with us.Many people have already gathered downstairs, many middle-aged men only wearing undershirts and shorts.This is where the fire is better than the flood. The fire can get up from the bed and watch it on the side without buying any clothes. Especially in winter, passing by the fire scene is warm and touching, full of warmth. place.

After burning for about ten minutes, there were already hundreds of people around, and I realized that there were still many people living in our solitary building.I always thought there was no one living here since the bombing, but now it seems that people are thriving.And looking up, I found that there are still pairs of knowledge-seeking nostrils facing us, and the voices of the people around have obviously overshadowed the burning voice.Humanity has once again defeated nature. Wang Chao suddenly asked me, "Where's Uncle Jian?" I said, "It might be in the crowd, look for it."

Wang Chao said: "I was looking for it when you were looking at the sky just now, no. Uncle Jian went down wearing a green dress, so it was easy to find." I said, "Look carefully and see if there is any holly in the corner?" Wang Chao said, "Impossible. Look around so brightly. I can't find it no matter how hard I look." I said: "It's over, will you be too excited, walk too fast, and fall on the stairs?" Wang Chao said, "It's possible, go down and have a look." Suddenly, I found Uncle Jian limping out of the corridor. Wang Chao said: "It's so fast."

I said: "Yeah, otherwise how could someone get caught when he took a chicken that day. He always thinks he's healed, look, what a fart!" We saw that Uncle Jian circled around the crowd, found that there was no opening to get in, and stood on the flower bed again, and found that we could only see the blackness pressing on the head and then came down again, helpless at the same place. Wang Chao said: "This guy knows he has never heard of the concert at first sight. Those who can't play, can't get in, look at our location, VIP ROOM." The sound of fire trucks went from far to near, and from near to far.It seems that this is not the fire truck we ordered.The masses are distraught.Indeed, as a person, you can see fire trucks put out fires several times in your life.

Sure enough, there were complaints from downstairs: "Why isn't the fire truck coming? If it doesn't come, what should we do if the fire is extinguished?" Then there is a bunch of echoing words and accusations against the fire department. Finally, the lost fire truck found the right direction and appeared in everyone's sight.The crowd dispersed spontaneously and uniformly. Everyone stared at the fire truck, wanting to see how the fire was put out. Their eyes were full of piety, and a representative of the masses came forward and said with tears in his eyes: "The common people We are all looking forward to you."

After the car came to a complete stop, several firefighters jumped off. The commander first rushed forward to determine the nature of the fire, and the others quickly drew out their fire guns and rushed forward with them. We can see it clearly from above, which is really exciting.This is a contest between human beings and time, and also a contest between human beings and nature. Our firefighters must race against time. One step later, the fire will be extinguished by itself - I can almost hear everyone's heartbeat. The grocery store has been completely burned down, and there is still a pile of flames left on the scene, and the flames are gradually fading.Everyone didn't dare to breathe, for fear of blowing out the flames.Because there is no natural big stove, Wang Chao and I looked a little cold upstairs.Fortunately, the final climax is approaching the curtain call.We endured the cold and continued to watch.

In a short time, the firefighters rushed to the flames and were about to turn on the water gun, when suddenly an old woman rushed out of the crowd, carrying a basin of water, and shouted: "Fire, fire." The nearest person was about to stop it, but it was too late, the old woman had already poured the water out, it was really hard to recover.Everyone closed their eyes in pain.Everything around seemed to stand still. There was only a long sound of "噗——" and the fire went out. Everyone hated the old woman.The old woman put away the washbasin, turned around and ran back.Everyone was still in a daze, and suddenly a man of insight shouted: "She probably went back to fetch water, everyone, hold on, don't let her come here again."

Someone asked: "Where did the old woman come from?" Another said: "This is disturbing the law and order, you can report it to the police." Many people echoed: "Report the crime, this is absolutely necessary, it seriously hinders the work of the firefighters, call 110." The commander of the fire brigade waved his hands on his hips and shouted, "Anyone who reports a report will be arrested. If everyone does this, the fire will be put out, and we won't have to call the police." Everyone began to beg one after another, and the more concentrated meaning was that the fire might reignite, for safety reasons, it should be completely extinguished, and the fire engines should come, so they should fight it.

In the end, the fire brigade decided that in order to prevent hidden dangers, it was still necessary to eradicate the grass and roots, and not leave a single spark.The moment the fire hydrant was turned on, the common people cheered and applauded.Under the power of the high-pressure water column, not to mention Mars, not even the wreckage of the original grocery store was left.After a burst of shooting, the pile of wreckage was washed away.Amid the applause of the masses, the fire officers and soldiers withdrew. In less than ten seconds, the crowd dispersed.Still have to work the next day!A lot of melon seed shells were left on the ground.I said, "Look, Uncle Jian will be easy to find now, and the remaining one must be."

Sure enough, only Uncle Jian was left at the scene, slowly moving towards the stairs. Wang Chao and I closed the window and lay down on the bed. I said, "I can't sleep." Wang Chao said, "I can still sleep. I've been asleep for two days." I said, "It's probably three o'clock now." Wang Chao said: "If you want to eat, you have to wait until dawn. There is nothing to eat now. Damn it, I vomited up all the good chicken I ate yesterday." I said, "I ate it the day before yesterday, let me correct it." Wang Chao said: "Yes. If things go on like this, you will have three highs. My father has three highs, high blood pressure, high blood lipids, and other highs."

I said: "Your father must eat better than you. Does your father ignore you?" Wang Chao said: "It doesn't matter, no matter what, I will give you money every month." I said, "Yes, so the Santana you drove won't be returned to your father?" Wang Chao said: "My mother used to drive this car, or sometimes my father used it when he went to the countryside. Later, the bureau gave him another Audi. Besides, my mother doesn't have a driver's license now, so I drive it." I said, "Then what do the teachers and classmates in your school say?" Wang Chao said: "What's new about this? No one cares about this when I drive a broken Santana. I'm still mentally ill. I rarely drive inside the school, and I always park outside the school. And it hasn't been driven for a few days. What! What is this? The four most beautiful golden flowers in our school, you know, one of them drives a two-door BMW 328. Do you know what 328 is? It’s a six-cylinder, three-liter displacement, express, and it’s almost finished One million." I said, "The family is really rich." Wang Chao said: "If you are rich, your mother will be laid off!" I said, "Then how can you drive that three-and-eight?" Wang Chao said: "I don't know, anyway, it's much better than me. I also want to be able to drive that car. It's a waste to give such a little girl a fast car. I haven't driven such a fast car before, my father That Audi has a displacement of 2.4, which is not fun." I said, "Can someone drive such a fast car?" Wang Chao said: "It can't be driven, it just crashed a few days ago! I heard that it will be shipped to Shanghai for repair, and it will cost more than 400,000 yuan to repair. There are no parts yet. It will be ordered from Germany, and it will take at least half a year to repair." I said, "Where is that person?" Wang Chao said: "Damn it, I didn't die. But their car is very safe. If we change it to our car, we will probably die. If we don't die, we will be seriously injured. It's good to have airbags." I said, "Didn't the little girl drive without a car?" Wang Chao said: "Yes, but the big boss doesn't drive a car. He has already given him a BMW, which is good. If there is no other car, he temporarily gave her a company car. She still doesn't want to drive it." .” I said, "It's not leaking anyway, why don't you open it?" Wang Chao said: "The reason is very simple. Raising a woman is like raising a dog. Once the dog has eaten meat and bones, it will not be happy to go back to dog food." I said, "It's different, don't you have to eat when you're hungry?" Wang Chao said: "That's right, this little girl still took the car, but she is not as lively as before, and she never drives into the school, she always parks next to the school. She is not like me either, When she parked in front of someone's restaurant, she parked directly on the road and was dragged away by the police three times." I said, "What kind of broken car is that? Even little girls don't want to drive it." Wang Chao said, "Don't force me to speak, save some face for me." I said, "It's Santana? Isn't this pretty good? I thought it was noodles." Wang Chao said with a mournful face, "It's not my Santana, it's the Santana 2000 which is a bit more advanced than mine." At this time, Uncle Jian finally arrived, and he opened his mouth and asked, "What Santana 2000? Is it the new Shanghai Volkswagen car I saw in the advertisement? This car is very good. Why, Wang Chao, do you want to change to that one?" Car? Awesome, then the two of us can have a good time with you." I sighed together with Wang Chao, men and women are really different, this slogan of equality between men and women has been shouted for many years, it seems that it is really difficult to achieve equality with women. Uncle Jian said excitedly: "Did you see that fire..." I said, "We see it much better than you." Uncle Jian said: "I really don't know what happened, this fire. I'm so hungry, and I can't sleep." I said, "Uncle Jian, don't interrupt me. I'm just listening to Wang Chao talking about one of the four golden flowers in their school." Uncle Jian said, "Does it look good?" Wang Chao said: "It's pretty, it's pretty, it's really pretty, it's a bit like Li Jiaxin." Uncle Jian said: "Li Jiaxin, she looks good, looks good, really good-looking. Why, you want to chase her? I support it. I'm still disabled and I can't catch up. Don't count on that kid, I have to rely on you to chase her." It’s back. Let’s not touch it, just look at it.” Wang Chao sighed and said, "What can I do?" Uncle Jian said: "Why not, look, you are not ugly, and now you have a car, and you are Santana, why can't you catch up?" Wang Chao couldn't laugh or cry. Uncle Jian continued to irritate him and said: "Look, if you change to Santana 2000, it will be even easier. Look, you said that the girls here are all vain, and the atmosphere has been spoiled. When Jinhua sees your open It’s Santana 2000, I’m sure the vanity will come up, I’m very happy to sit on it, isn’t it enough for you now?” Wang Chao was about to cry. I said, "Uncle Jian, this story is too long, I will tell you slowly another day." Wang Chao went on to say: "Just now I told you about the BMW sister among the four golden flowers. Next, I will tell you about the Mercedes-Benz sister." I said, "You still have nicknames here." Wang Chao said: "Most of the girls are actually quite nice and don't have nicknames. But there are four of them. In addition to the BMW sister and the Mercedes-Benz sister, there are also the Lido Haoting sister and the permanent sister." I said, "I can imagine this Mercedes-Benz, and the Lido Mansion must be the best house. I can also imagine what the eternal sister is. Why have I never heard of this brand of car?" Wang Chao said, "You rode every day when you were in school." Uncle Jian said, "It's a bicycle." Wang Chao went on to say, "Speaking of this permanent sister, you have actually met Uncle Jian, she is the girlfriend of that neurotic artist." Uncle Jian said, "Is that the woman?" Wang Chao said: "Yes, this is the only school belle who is in a relationship with someone of her own generation." Uncle Jian said: "Good woman, she really sacrificed for art." Wang Chao said: "The other three drive Mercedes-Benz BMWs and live in houses that cost more than five yuan per square meter. The men in the school dare not chase after them. That's the one, the permanent sister, also known as the Phoenix sister, who has a big family. There are a lot of men chasing after them. Those men think it is easy to chase, and people send flowers every day." Uncle Jian said: "Good girl, really good girl, then why is she called Sister Fenghuang again?" Wang Chao said: "Oh, you think that forever is the same as BMW, no one steals it. Once you stop by the side of the road, you will be gone if you don't pay attention. Two months ago, Yongjiu's sister's Yongjiu bicycle was stolen, and Yongjiu bought a new one. It’s a Phoenix brand, so it’s also called Phoenix Sister.” I said, "How is the family situation of the permanent sister?" Wang Chao said: "I heard that it is very good. It is said that a large part of that idiot's daily food and so on comes from the eternal sister. Her family seems to be very fond of her, and her father is in real estate." Uncle Jian said: "Oh, so, it's the permanent sister who is raising that kid?" Wang Chao said: "You can't say that, but that guy really doesn't have much money." Uncle Jian sighed and said, "What's the matter with the beauties now, either they are being taken over or taken over by others." I said, "Do you mean why they didn't support you?" Uncle Jian said: "No, no, love is something that sometimes can't be explained clearly, like a debt owed in a previous life. Just look at that man, my baby doesn't want to rub it." Wang Chao said: "What do you mean your baby doesn't want to rub?" Uncle Jian said: "Beibei is a cheap dog raised by my mother. When she sees men and women, she will hug people's trouser legs and rub them for a long time." Wang Chao said: "You can't talk about others like that. Maybe they have advantages that you can't see. And this matter doesn't necessarily have to have advantages. If you don't say it yourself, you can't explain it clearly." Uncle Jian said: "Then sister Yong Xing hasn't cheated on her before?" Wang Chao said: "No, but sister Mercedes-Benz drove her car into a wall at school two days ago, but the car and people are fine." I said, "Hongxing hit the wall." Uncle Jian said: "If the speed is faster and the collision is more focused, then Hongxing will go out of the wall!" Outside the window began to hear the busy voices of the earliest people, but the sky was still completely dark, and it was so dark that there was no intention of shining light. Wang Chao said, "I think I still need to find a girlfriend." I asked: "Why?" Wang Chao said: "I think so, I can't tell, but I have to get one. You see, I don't have a girlfriend, a crush, or a spiritual idol. Anyway, I have to find one, preferably by myself like." Uncle Jian said, "Is it so urgent? Take your time." Wang Chao said: "These days, falling in love can't be delayed, and you don't have a private room, so everyone can choose. If you pretend to be a virgin with a blushing neck, you will be tricked into bed by others. Hurry up, At worst, if you are dissatisfied, you will dump him." Uncle Jian said, "We just need to make a reservation." Wang Chao said, "Yes. That's what it means." I said, "That's so boring." Uncle Jian said, "I want to find one too." Wang Chao said: "You look like this. It takes a whole day to buy soy sauce. Who wants you!" Uncle Jian said: "Look, there are people who want artists." Wang Chao said: "It's different. It might be fate. You see, there is no other reason for such an unsuitable match to be together, except fate." I said, "That's not necessarily the case. Don't think it's just the man who has problems with his brain. Maybe it's the permanent sister who has the biggest problem." Uncle Jian said: "No, no, sister Yong is normal, you didn't hear what she said that day." I said, "What about your girlfriend in Shanghai?" Uncle Jian said: "I figured it out a long time ago, maybe she is Audi's younger sister now." I said: "Not necessarily, do you think it's okay to be a woman? Your girlfriend is a little worse in comparison, unless you encounter a rich man with a strange aesthetic in Sri Lanka or Mauritius who will give her an Audi. The Chinese should Won't." Uncle Jian said: "Actually, it's okay for others, at a certain angle and under the light." I said, "Look, you have completely forgotten about people." Uncle Jian nodded reluctantly, with fear in his eyes. I said, "Uncle Jian, don't you think your original girlfriend must be very strange?" Wang Chao said: "Why, didn't you tell your original girlfriend when you came out to start a business? You are really courageous. You will return to your hometown after success." Uncle Jian said: "What do you mean by starting a business? Do you think I look like starting a business?" Wang Chao said, "What's the rush? It's still a long time." Uncle Jian said, "Are you familiar with that permanent sister's boyfriend?" Wang Chao said, "Aren't you insulting me?" Uncle Jian said: "I mean, if you are familiar, you can invite him out, just say that I will apologize to him, and treat him to a meal." Wang Chao said, "Don't you think..." Uncle Jian said: "No, I don't mean anything else, it's okay to meet sometimes." Wang Chao said, "You're wrong. What's your name? We're in psychology class. Are you masturbation or brain masturbation?" Uncle Jian said: "Don't think about it, I just treat people to dinner." I said, "Uncle Jian, you're going crazy." The three of us fell into a brief silence.It was still dark outside the window, with no light, and it was so dark that it was hopelessly dark, but the flames burning gas at the highest place of the oil refinery could be vaguely seen in the distance.The flame is the only thing that can prove the human breath in this darkness except the snoring upstairs. Every burning will make me think in my heart, but I don't know what I am thinking. A slogan outside the window announced the arrival of the early morning: "Steamed buns———" It's a sound I hear every morning.The voice was loud and penetrating, as if splitting the night. Of course, after the split, there was still night inside.I've never seen anyone but the sound of hawking. When the first group of people go to work, the sound will appear on time, waking up those who are still sleeping regardless of the weather.However, this old man is still very professional. His phrase "steamed buns, meat buns, red bean paste buns" has never been called once, and then he waited quietly downstairs.Those who need it buy it, those who don’t need it wake up, and then they can dream of steamed buns in their dreams. I volunteered to buy steamed buns, and when I went downstairs, I breathed fresh air, mixed with the aftertaste of burning wood.I found that the night was no longer dark, and the farthest horizon began to throb a little, and the day was coming. I went to the old man who sold steamed buns, and looked at this old man who had only heard of him before.The old man saw me and asked, "Little brother, why is this grocery store gone?" I turned my head and saw that there was a pile of black debris on the address of the grocery store, and it had been washed away, and only some things that could not be burned were scattered on the road.I was overwhelmed by this magnificent sight. Seeing that I didn't answer, the old man said to himself: "Oh, could it be that the government has taken care of the illegal construction? Fortunately, I am a stall and it's mobile." I said, "It caught fire in the middle of the night last night." The old man said, "Is it on fire?" I said, "Yes, it's a pity you didn't come. I want thirty steamed buns." The old man said: "Thirty, what do you want?" I asked, "How much are they?" The old man said: "The price is the same, the meat and bean paste are both 50 cents." I suddenly wanted to eat meat very much, and I think those two people must be like this. They just want to eat some meat after not eating for a long time. This is also a manifestation of animal nature, and it seems that meat buns are more valuable. I happily took thirty pieces of meat back.On the stairs I was starving, but resisted the urge to eat one.Pushing open the door, the two of them were already waiting in the aisle. I said, "Everyone has ten." I put my ten on the table and looked at the white steamed buns. Suddenly, I felt that I was too hungry, and I was not hungry anymore.I thought how could I be so unlucky, I would have eaten it on the stairs if I knew it would be like this.I ate one with difficulty, and found that Uncle Jian and Wang Chao had already eaten three. Wang Chao wiped his mouth and said, "Looks like we're going to be lucky. I ate three of them, and they were all meat." Uncle Jian said: "I also ate three, all of which were meat." Wang Chao was not convinced, and said, "You must have eaten the bean paste, and your mouth said it was all meat." Uncle Jian said: "Why am I lying to you? Isn't it possible for you to eat red bean paste and talk about meat? Like us, whoever eats red bean paste first will be beaten as a bachelor for the rest of his life, and the child will have no ass hole." Wang Chao said: "You are too poisonous, what do you think I am afraid of you, come on." Wang Chao ate one as he spoke, it was meat. Uncle Jian also ate one, it was meat.
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