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Chapter 9 Part III.3

a city 韩寒 5932Words 2018-03-13
Wang Chao drove so fast, Uncle Jian and I were very scared.Wang Chao himself was very nervous when driving, and shouted at Uncle Jian and me: "Put on the condom." Uncle Jian and I were very puzzled and were thinking about it. Wang Chao loudly made another correction: "Put on your seat belt." We tie ourselves down.Wang Chao ran through more than a dozen red lights, and finally arrived at the entrance of the hospital.We stumbled and found the emergency room, and when we arrived at the registration place, the doctor asked, "What are you looking for?" Just as Uncle Jian opened his mouth to speak, he suddenly felt sick, and vomited it all into the trash can next to him with a "wow".

I think Uncle Jian must have covered his eyes, staggered all the way, and got motion sickness.Just as I was about to say something, the doctor spoke first: "Did you eat something, did you have diarrhea, did you just vomit?" I opened my mouth and said, "No..." I just said two words, and I couldn't help but spit it out. I wiped my mouth and said, "Doctor, it's actually..." As he spoke, he heard Uncle Jian vomit again.I saw the green vegetables and chicken that Uncle Jian vomited out, and couldn't help but vomited again. The doctor shook his head and said to Wang Chao: "Tell me, I think you can talk."

Wang Chao shook his head. The doctor asked, "Why don't you speak?" Wang Chao pursed his lips and continued to shake his head. The doctor said, "It doesn't matter, just tell me." Wang Chao looked at the doctor tearfully, turned his head suddenly, and vomited on the ground with a "wow". When I thought that Wang Chao had vomited a long time ago, but kept it in his mouth, I felt sick and vomited on the ground again. The doctor was very nervous and said: "You can't do this, don't talk about it, I understand, I will call the doctor down. You are collectively suffering from food poisoning."

After Wang Chao vomited cleanly, he was finally able to speak, but he didn't explain his condition in time, and he said to himself first: "Damn it, I could hold it back. Actually, I vomited first, but I didn't vomit it out." , I ate it back by myself, and when I saw you vomit like that, I vomited it out again, and I vomited so much that I didn’t even have time to eat it back.” After hearing this sentence, Uncle Jian, the doctor and I all vomited. The four of us vomited like this for ten minutes, and finally an attending doctor came over.The doctor looked at the ground, frowned, and said, "Go and wash your stomach quickly."

I said weakly, "No, we mainly look at the eyes." The doctor said: "You are exhausted and talking nonsense." Wang Chao said: "That, that person, covering his eyes, his eyes are hurt, he needs to see his eyes." Uncle Jian leaned over at the right time and said, "My eyes are hurt, my eyes are hurt." The doctor said: "Food poisoning also needs to be checked. If it is some poisonous fungus or something else, it will be fatal. If the eyes can bear it, bear it for a while." Wang Chao said, "No, we don't have food poisoning." The doctor asked, "Then why did you vomit like this?"

Wang Chao said: "The main reason is that I drove faster and I got motion sickness." The doctor said, "Who's the driver?" Wang Chao said, "I am." The doctor said: "You are quite capable, you can make yourself vomit." Wang Chao said, "The eyes are more important." The doctor said to the emergency doctor, "Call Dr. Hu from the ophthalmology department." Then he turned to the three of us and said, "Re-register." The three of us feel that each other is smelly and dirty, and we subconsciously stay far away.Back at the emergency window, I found that the doctor just now had put on a mask and gloves.I said, "Let's look at the eyes instead."

The doctor said: "I have notified Dr. Hu. Is it public or self-funded?" Wang Chao replied: "At your own expense, at your own expense." The doctor said, "Should I have an operation? Should I be hospitalized?" Wang Chao said: "How do we know? We will only find out after the inspection." The doctor said: "It may be serious. You are ready to pay a deposit for hospitalization and surgery." Wang Chao asked, "How much?" The doctor said, "Pay one thousand first." Wang Chao asked, "How much money do you have?" I said, "I didn't bring it, I put it at home."

Uncle Jian said, "I didn't bring it either." Wang Chao said, "I brought fifty yuan." The doctor said, "How dare you come to the hospital with only fifty yuan? Anyone who dares to come to us for consumption, who doesn't have ten thousand yuan?" Wang Chao said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, just take a look first." The doctor said: "You don't have enough money, and you can only see which step counts. We don't allow credit here, it's very clear. A few days ago, there was a patient who didn't have enough money. Surgery, the surgery is done, but because the money on my body can only do this, there is no suture."

I said, "No way, what if there is no suture?" The doctor glanced at us and said, "The wound is open, and it is still open." I said, "Doctor, it's important to save lives and heal the wounded." The doctor said: "The market economy is over." Wang Chao said: "I will find a way to get this money, and I will definitely get it together for you." The doctor said: "You talk a lot like this, we are very clear here, how much money is given and how much to do." I pointed to the words "save lives and heal the wounded" on the wall and said, "You have written 'save lives and heal the wounded'."

The doctor said: "Yes, but it didn't write about saving lives and helping the wounded for free. If you give the money, we will naturally save lives and heal the wounded." Wang Chao said, "Okay, I'll find a way to get money, but why hasn't Dr. Hu come yet?" The doctor said: "Yeah, this old Hu is slow enough, I'll call to remind him." The doctor made a phone call to urge a few words, and after hanging up, he said: "I'm really sorry, Lao Hu and several other doctors are playing cards, and I haven't played cards today. Lao Hu said this card is good, and I will come over when this game is over. .”

Uncle Jian said: "There is no such thing as a doctor!" The doctor said: "Illnesses are also prioritized." Uncle Jian said, "How do you know mine is light?" The doctor said, "You can still talk!" Uncle Jian said: "I hurt my eyes, but not my mouth." The doctor said: "Our doctors here are very medically virtuous. If the person who comes here can no longer speak, he will definitely come within three minutes; if he cannot stand, he will arrive in about five minutes; like you, he can still speak while standing." Yes, it doesn't matter if you wait, just wait for the ambulance." After hearing this, Uncle Jian almost died of anger. Wang Chao leaned over and said, "Call your Dean Niu and tell me that I am his friend." The doctor didn't believe it, and said, "What's the name of our Dean Niu?" Wang Chao said, "Niu Aimin." The doctor said, "What's your name?" Wang Chao said, "Tell him, my father is Wang Fa, and I am his son, Wang Chao." The doctor said: "Nonsense that your father is Wang Fa. How do I know what your father is!" Wang Chao said: "You really don't have Wang Fa in your eyes. You ask your dean to call me!" At this time, Dr. Hu came late, but his face was full of spring breeze, it was obvious that the fight just now was reconciled. Dr. Hu told Uncle Jian to lie down.At this time, Uncle Jian was embarrassed to find that his eyes could be opened, but fortunately, there were a few glass shards embedded in his face, which made the trip worthwhile.After a simple disinfection, the three of us walked out of the hospital. On the way back slowly, Wang Chao said: "Uncle Jian, look, he broke your leg, and I broke your hand. I thought you were not far behind this time, and blinded yourself in one eye." Uncle Jian said: "Yeah, I was scared to death just now, thinking that I was really going blind." I said, "You haven't been healthy in the past few months. You're still called Uncle Jian." Uncle Jian said: "The name represents a wish, and I wish if I don't have one. I have been unlucky since I was a child." I thanked Wang Chao and asked, "What does your father do?" Wang Chao said, "My father is the chief of the Public Security Bureau." Uncle Jian and I shivered and said, "The Public Security Bureau. Why didn't you tell me before." Wang Chao shifted gears and said, "It's mainly because it's disgraceful to say it. When I say that my father is an official, my classmates think I'm the son of a corrupt official. When I talk about it outside, they all come to ask me for help." Tell him to let his buddy out." Uncle Jian said, "Yes, it's good to be an official. Being an official makes money." Wang Chao said, "My father is an upright official." Uncle Jian said: "I didn't say that an official is a corrupt official. Why are you nervous!" Wang Chao became even more nervous, and said, "If my father had been greedy, I would have laundered money for him by studying abroad. Look, I'm still in China!" Uncle Jian said, "I didn't mention you, young man." The scenery outside the window slowly faded away.This speed is comfortable and safe.I feel so old that I don't like speed before I even learned to drive.This is the same speed as the bus I rode in as a teenager, and it can make me think about many things. When we arrived in Dayong, we fell asleep without even turning on the TV.This time we actually slept for two days.In the process of sleeping, we took turns waking up and taking turns falling asleep.I had countless dreams, and these dreams have recurred many times in my life so far.This shows that I am a boring person, living a life that is nothing new.I can think of these dreams of my own— I was running alone at the junction of the northern part of our country and the Soviet Union, next to a huge oil pipeline.This is a road that can only accommodate two cars in the opposite direction. It is surrounded by heavy snow, but the strange thing is that there is no snow on the road.One hundred meters to the left of the road, there is a huge leafless forest, and the trees are also covered with white snow, but the one hundred meters to the forest is actually green grass, and the strange thing is that there is no snow at all.I kept running on the road, and I often looked at the woods on the left.The woods grow up the slopes, and the snowy slopes are as neat as a sliced ​​brioche.A train rumbles by on the tracks on the hillside.In the dream, I just ran, without thinking about the real problem of why the railroad tracks were not built on flat ground but on hillsides.I ran until the sun gradually went down, and the unchanged scenery around me gradually darkened.The huge transport vehicles coming and going did not scare me at all, and they didn't seem to be much faster than me.I was running down the driveway with a clear conscience, and I was approached by a lot of green military trucks with huge weapons on the back of the trucks, all of which were missiles pointing straight into the sky.Many missiles also have a line of words "Hydrogen bomb, handle with care" written on it, and the English "LIGHT EGG, LIGHT PUT" is marked below.When the sun was slowly setting, suddenly the surroundings brightened up again. At this time, the sun said a word: "I'm sorry, I forgot that it's the extreme day, I shouldn't go down the mountain." I ignored it and continued to run forward without any fatigue. Suddenly, I ran to a place full of grapes and green vines.A beautiful girl in white appeared.I asked, "Are you from the Soviet Union?" The girl said, "No, we are far away from there. We are in Turpan. Look at the desert." I turned my head to look, but I was still on the Sino-Soviet border, surrounded by snowy forests and oil pipelines. The girl said, "Come on, I'll take you to eat delicious food. Are you tired?" I said, "I'm not tired, I still have to run." During this conversation, I was still running fast.However, I can't recall how the girl always talked to me face to face. Finally came to a huge table.There are a lot of delicacies on the table, there are delicious legs of various animals and my favorite fruits, as well as cheese dipped, a huge raisin the size of a strawberry, a huge strawberry the size of an apple and a Huge apples the size of watermelons.This has me looking forward to seeing how big my favorite watermelon really is.The girl leaned gently on my shoulder. I said, "Girl, don't do this, we just met." The girl separated from me. I said: "Girl, don't do this, since you have done it, do it to the end." The girl leaned against my shoulder again. Throughout the process, I was still running around the table. The surrounding oil pipelines, snow-capped mountains, deserts, grapes, vines, trucks, weapons, forests, roads and the sun with a face flashed in my sight constantly. I picked up a huge chicken leg and put it to my mouth. Just about to take a bite, I woke up from the dream. This dream has been dreamed since I was very young, until the Soviet Union became Russia without stopping. There is also a dream about me driving in Shanghai, and many people suddenly appeared and said to me: "Do you know where a place called Deribanle is?" I still don't understand how they behaved when I was driving. Asked me this question, but anyway.I said that I don't even know where People's Square is, let alone Deribanle. Suddenly they all turned into monks wearing cassocks, and said to me: "There is a very small road in Shanghai called Deribanle Road, which is only a few hundred meters short. It is about 80 meters into the road, and there is a The small house, that small house is on the right hand side, that is the office of Deribanle in Shanghai, there is a patient in it, named Deribanle. We boiled a bowl of chicken soup, you give the soup to Deribanle yourself Banle, Deribanle's illness will be cured. Otherwise, hehe." "Hey" After this, everyone disappeared, and I was at the gate of the Deribanle office.The door is very small, just a door, but this door and the corridor protrude ten meters from the surrounding buildings, and there are shops with lettering on all sides.I guess there are so many people around here who want to engrave?Through the ten-meter long corridor, there is a conference room, and through the conference room, you are already in a garden in Suzhou.When I entered the conference room again, I found a person lying in it.The man said to me: "You are one step late, I am already dead, go to the next shop and carve my tombstone." I went to the next shop and asked the boss, "Who is Deribanle?" The boss said: "All of us here are called Deribanle." I said, "I want engraving." The boss said, "It's another lettering one." After finishing speaking, he gave me a stone the size of a picture frame, and then took out a scripture book with a thickness of thousands of pages, saying: "You read it first, and after reading it, you must recite it, and then you must engrave all the contents on this stone." On the stone, the chicken soup must not be cold after carving. Otherwise, everyone in this world will die." Suddenly, I was in the middle of a huge stadium.Everyone around me looked at me calmly and said, "You are the only representative of the people on Earth. As long as you succeed in doing this, all people on Earth will be able to live. If you fail to succeed, then we will all die." gone." I turned to the first page, and found that the first line on the first page actually read: "Buddha doesn't look like a lizard, a lizard yi, a scorpion is a scorpion, and it's as good as it is." The same content, more than a thousand pages.My head started to spin. I have been dazed in this dream, sweating profusely.But strangely, this nightmare never woke me up.Until the end, I wrote the four words Dezbanle on the stone, and everything around me returned to normal. I tried to find the profound meaning contained in this dream, which may reveal the scene when human beings struggle with other alien life, or hint at some meanings of Buddhism.But in the end I found that this dream often occurs after the Chinese teacher asks us to recite the silent text. And my dreams, nothing new, are all extended versions of these two.Since I came out of school, Deribanle's dreams have been seldom realized, but instead, the previous dream has become more and more frequent. This time I slept for a whole day. During this process, I woke up three times. To be precise, I woke up from hunger.Due to Wang Chao's savage driving, we vomited all the chicken dinner we had managed to eat.I think this really echoes that sentence - whoever belongs to it is whoever it is.This chicken was originally obtained by Uncle Jian's deception, and the process of processing was also deceitful, and he vomited it out before eating it overnight.It seems that you can't eat what you shouldn't eat, you can't get what you shouldn't have, and there will be retribution if you get it.Of course, this seems to apply only to ordinary people. I look up out the window every time I wake up, once during the day, once at dusk, and once at night.That's when we eat three meals a day, and I guess my stomach wakes up my brain.But I think waking up is also hungry, because the two of them haven't woken up yet.And they must have woken up, and fell asleep with the same thoughts as me.It's really "everyone sleeps and I wake up alone, often making the hero burst into tears." When I woke up during the day, I saw the shadows of the trees swaying, and the laughter outside the window.At dusk, I heard the sound of bicycle bells, and I smelled a very fragrant wild duck. I guess the neighbor next door was cooking.In such a scent, I quickly fell asleep, of course, I may have passed out.And at night, I feel so hopeless and cold.I thought, no matter what, should I find someone of the opposite sex who can walk side by side, talk about current affairs, and discuss gossip.But I think this matter is nothing more than that. At the current stage of the situation, I can only afford to raise a rabbit for the time being, not even cats and dogs, let alone people. For a moment, I heard the sound of "crackling" outside the window.Between half-dream and half-awake, I felt that the surroundings were very lively, and the smell of barbecue came from time to time.In a daze, both Uncle Jian and Wang Chao woke up. Wang Chao's first reaction was that a new roast duck restaurant opened downstairs.Uncle Jian struggled to walk to the window, poked his head out for a look, and yelled, "Fuck." Wang Chao rushed over and asked on the way: "What the fuck am I doing? Is it an activity where I can eat without money?" Wang Chao rushed to the huge window, looked at it, and yelled, "Fuck." I got up and asked, "What's the matter, what's the matter?" Wang Chao said, "It's on fire." I asked: "Where is where?" Wang Chao said, "The shed downstairs that sells groceries." My first reaction was, where should I buy food from now on. Uncle Jian suggested that we go downstairs to have a look.But Wang Chao thinks that the viewing angle upstairs is better. In any event or concert, this is the position with the highest ticket price. In the movie theater, this is also everyone's favorite angle. Uncle Jian didn't take it seriously, so he put on some clothes and went downstairs to have a look.Wang Chao and I lay on our stomachs on the balcony, and I said, "When did you fall asleep?" Wang Chao said, "I don't know either, I was also woken up by the burn." I said, "When will the fire truck arrive?" Wang Chao didn't speak, and continued to watch.I wanted to see what time it was, but I found that there was nothing in the whole house that could tell the time.What is certain is that it is night now, so there is no way to judge through the sun.This feeling is very uncomfortable, as if I have been left behind by the rushing time.I frantically searched the house for something that would tell the time, but I couldn't find it.This is as awkward as if there is no toilet in a large shopping mall.Suddenly, I feel uncomfortable. At this time, Wang Chao said: "What are you looking for?" I said, "Find the clock." Wang Chao said, "Why are you looking for Zhong?" I said, "I want to know what time it is." Wang Chao said: "Where did the clock come from? I haven't bought it before, so I just need to know something about it." I said, "So what time is it?" Wang Chao said: "Look, there's no traffic on the road, it's past ten o'clock, but it's not yet dawn, and the steamed buns on the side of the road haven't arrived yet, so it's not until five o'clock, probably between ten o'clock and five o'clock. " I said, "I want to know for sure." Wang Chao said: "You don't rush to work, what's the use of knowing time?" I said, "I slept for too long, and I feel uncomfortable all over. I just want to know the time." Wang Chao said, "Then only God knows."
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