Chapter 23 Section 22

Monday, July 18th is muggy When I arrived at the company in the morning, as soon as I opened MSN, half-acquainted college classmates rushed up and asked: "What happened on the wedding day?" "You really broke up with so-and-so? Tell me quickly." After a serious relationship ends, the painful part is that you have lost the opportunity to have a long talk with someone all night; but the annoying part is that noisy passers-by come up to watch and ask you to analyze the case in detail. There is always such a group of people who have a neither salty nor warm relationship with you. They only save your phone number in their phone, and they don’t even bother to write their full name. They meet on the road when they are in school, and it takes a lot of effort to say hello. They said something when they graduated Goodbye has since disappeared into the sea of ​​people. If there is anything they need to help or have good news to share, they will always say "Oh, I'm sorry buddy, I'm really busy these days." But once there is a disaster It’s hard, you suddenly become very popular with them, as soon as you log on to MSN, they will jump out to hook you up and talk, and text messages will flood in, “Are you all right? Come out and talk about something, I invite you Drink tea."

Don't scold me for being too mean, I'm speaking from my own experience. Before I broke up with him, I also had a quarrel to the point that I couldn't open it.Once after a quarrel, I happened to have something to go to the house of a female friend of his. The girl didn't know me well, and she usually ate at the same table, and she was more friendly to the waiter than to me.When I arrived at her house that day, the girl saw my red and swollen eyes, and immediately thought that I had come with a story, so she gave me a peach and said kindly, "What's the matter, what's the matter with you? Tell me quickly. "I immediately thought that this girl is really nice. She usually pretends to be coquettish and cold-blooded, but she is actually a caring person. So I ate five peaches at her house, and foolishly explained my battle with him. , she listened with a smile on her face, exchanged opinions with her stammering boyfriend from time to time, and finally persuaded me seriously, he is really not a good person, and he has wanted to tell you a long time ago.It's better for you to divide up as soon as possible.I was confused by what this couple said to each other. I was in a desperate mood and now I was even more melancholy. I went out in a daze and stood in the corridor for a long time. When they arrived in their room, there was a cheer, and the girl shouted loudly: Brother!You see how pitiful she is, let's stop arguing, I am happy now.

All the people who greet me on MSN have this number.These nasty guys who can't afford a psychiatrist stand on the side of the road with their hands in their pockets while you fight in silence.When you lose the battle and your head is bloody, they will come up to watch with a smile on their faces. I looked at the question marks one by one, and thought to myself, what kind of paleness has become of your life, that you will use other people's pain points to cheer for your own life.As a tax-paying Chinese citizen, I may have to bear many strange social obligations, but I know very well that these obligations definitely do not include entertaining you passers-by with my sad stories.

So I replied with one sentence to all the people who asked the question, "Does this matter have anything to do with you?" MSN stopped immediately, and the broken relationships should be eradicated as soon as possible, otherwise, sooner or later, the poisonous weeds will grow wildly and become entangled into a net, trapping me in it and making it impossible to move an inch. Sitting next door, Wang Xiaojian has been very bored and has no work to do. The big old Wang has just informed us that this month’s bonus has been cancelled. His confusion at work has caused him to feel homesick. He repeated in my ears Singing in a blunt tone: beautiful girls with bare butts/beautiful boys with bare butts/beautiful we all have bare butts/film school is our panties...

I was overwhelmed, turned around and asked him, "Is this the school song of your school?" Wang Xiaojian had a melancholy expression on his face, and he lay limp on the chair, "Oh, I really want to go back to school when it's summer." "Is it because your school has a big naked party in summer?" "That's all. Let me tell you, on summer nights, at six or seven o'clock, all the people in the school wake up and start running around. The girls are drowsy and drowsy, and the boys stare With big eyes flashing stealthily, the little boy who delivered food passed by the campus by bicycle. Everyone knows everyone, and you have to call all the way to say hello. You sit under the cafeteria for half an hour, you break up, and you hook up by helping to film your homework Yes, it’s a man-of-nature that pretends to be one, and you can watch it all night just by watching the excitement.”

"From your description, it's really a good place." "Yeah," Wang Xiaojian looked up to the sky and sighed, "Some resorts, you can go back for a little money, and some resorts, you really can't go back no matter what." "Look at this sadness," I interrupted Wang Xiaojian, "Why can't I go back, someday I will accompany you back to visit your relatives, and by the way, visit this legendary free market that specializes in wholesale literary and artistic youth." The old man came out of the office, with a bitter expression on his face, and yelled at me, "Huang Xiaoxian, go to the construction site in the afternoon and pay the workers for the painting."

I hastily put on a pitiful expression and nodded vigorously.The old man glared at me, turned around and walked back to the office. After paying the workers, I went back to the gate of the forest park. I saw Wei Yiran's car parked at the gate, and walked in half-believingly. Sure enough, I saw Wei Yiran sitting on a chair, motionless looking at the concrete stage. I thought about it, and walked over, Wei still heard the voice, turned around and saw me, showing a proper smile. "Are you here to challenge the limit?" I walked to him and sat down. After paying the workers, I went back to the gate of the forest park. I saw Wei Yiran's car parked at the gate, and walked in half-believingly. Sure enough, I saw Wei Yiran sitting on a chair, motionless looking at the concrete stage.

I thought about it, and walked over, Wei still heard the voice, turned around and saw me, showing a proper smile. "Are you here to challenge the limit?" I walked to him and sat down. Wei Yiran had two cans of beer in hand, and he handed me one. The beer was still cold, and it felt cool in his hand. "Annoyed, come out and hide." Wei Yiran said. "Premarital phobia, normal." "Li Ke still disagrees with getting married here, and finally booked the Hilton's banquet hall." "It's okay, the weather is so hot, if you do it here, you have to prepare an ambulance in advance, and it's hard for older guests not to get heatstroke."

"The wedding company that Li Kexin found is very suitable for her. Basically, I don't need to give any advice, and I can just pay for it when the time comes." "Yes, this comparison shows our unprofessionalism." Wei still looked at me and smiled, "Miss Huang, we don't have any cooperative relationship now, we can chat casually like friends. Actually, I really want to ask, why do you hate Li Ke so much? ?” I froze for a second, then opened the beer, took a sip, a coolness spread down my throat, and my whole body suddenly became clear, and I turned to look at Wei Yiran, "Actually, I really want to represent the majority Grassroots unmarried women ask a question."

Wei still nodded, "Say it." "Look, a young and middle-aged man like you has excellent hardware and good software. In short, he is a good breed. I will describe it realistically. Don't think that I am hooking you up. In short, you have a choice It should be very big, after filtering layer by layer, I don’t know what kind of girl will be selected in the end, but I always feel that it should not be a model like Li Ke. But in fact, you are not the only case. You and Li Ke The lady's combination is very stylized. I have seen too many high-quality young men with such a girl beside her. She opens her mouth for LV and shuts her mouth for prada. If you want to talk to her about the true meaning of love, she will tell you directly. The credit card you give can The amount of overdraft is the true meaning of her love. I am just curious about this question, why, why did the fixed collocations become like this?

Wei Yiran thought for a while, and then suddenly smiled, "You want to know why? It's actually very simple, just two words: save trouble." "what?" "It's easy to fall in love with such a girl. Do you understand? First of all, I know what they want. Their purpose is very clear, and it is written on their faces. I don't have to think about it back and forth. If I give it, they will be happy. Correspondingly, I can also gain a sense of satisfaction, simple and straightforward, neat and refreshing. But if I fall in love with you, Ms. Huang, it will be very troublesome. I can't see what you want. Compared with an LV Bao, maybe a small potted plant can move you more, but I'm not sure, I can't do things I'm not sure about, I have to spend time speculating on you, observing you, and then moving you, but during this time , there are too many things I can do, and the meaning is far greater than falling in love." Wei Yiran said that I was in a trance. Seeing that I was in a daze and did not speak, he stopped and looked at me, "Miss Huang, did I go too far?" "It's okay, you can continue talking." "I know that when I say these words, you must think that I am not very reliable, but in fact, I, or men like me, generally have their own system. No matter how I make mistakes, this system cannot be wrong. Simply put, That is, the wife we ​​are looking for is such a girl: after love is gone, our relationship can be maintained by other things. Are you this kind of girl? But Li can do it, she will not ask me to give her How specific is love, she will only ask that her handmade wedding dress must be the only one in the world." I held up the can of beer, opened my mouth halfway, and watched Wei Yiran analyze for me confidently with a red mouth and white teeth. "To sum it up in one sentence, for Li Ke, love is a luxury, and LV is a necessity of life; for a person like Ms. Huang, maybe LV is a luxury, but love is a necessity of life. Think for yourself, a man wants to get married , would you marry that kind of girl? LV Group won’t go bankrupt suddenly, but love is something that’s never going to happen. I have to make sure that I have the resources to provide it all the time, right? From this perspective, we are still very reliable. .” You are so reliable.I thought to myself.Yes, when a girl like Li Ke falls in love, her list of plans is very clear at a glance, but when a girl like me falls in love, the lust becomes impure all of a sudden. Apart from wanting a boyfriend, we also want A true love that is one of the best in the world. We hope that our boyfriend is a stirring soul mate, and we hope that he is a delicate life expert; Spread rain and light on me. Yes, our needs are too complex. However, if all love affairs have to go on as Wei Yiran said to be normal, then I really would rather have a bleak evening. I thought about it, then drank the beer in my hand in one gulp, turned around and looked at Wei Yiran, "Mr. Wei, have you never been in love with any other type of girl?" "I have indeed been dating girls like Li Ke all the time." "What you said just now is very exciting, but it can't convince people. Do you know why? You haven't experienced it. You insist on going simple in your relationship. It's because you haven't dated a girl with a complicated personality, right?" Wei still nodded, "That's true." "So you have no right to criticize me. Some people have A side and B side, and some people have S side and B side. You can't just see our stupid side." "Look at what you said, Miss Huang, isn't this an academic discussion?" "Is there any academic discussion that kills people's future? Let me tell you, besides entrusting the rest of my life to gay men, I can't have a better destination?" "I really don't mean that, Miss Huang..." "You've never been in love with me. Do you know how gentle and gentle I am? I'm still talking about the truth. Whenever you meet a high-end literary young woman, you are guaranteed to be able to do it." Made you comfortable from top to bottom." "Miss Huang, how about this?" Wei Yiran interrupted me with a serious face, "Do you have something to do after work tomorrow? If you have nothing to do, you can make an appointment with me. Don't think too much about it. I will just make up lessons and talk to you This kind of girl has been dating for a long time, and you are right. Even if I want to propose a new theory, I still need to do some research to back it up. Just once, you follow your date, I accept it humbly Teach. Do you think it's okay? Give me a face?" I was taken aback for a moment, then couldn't hold back, and hiccupped. Suddenly, Li Ke's ingenious face flashed in my mind, so I nodded and said softly, "Okay. Just treat it as an academic research."