Chapter 15 LESSON 16: A matter of face

"The car fuel tax has risen again. Hey, do you think I should buy a car? Actually, I have wanted to buy a car for a long time. There is a car I have been looking at for a long time, but I always feel that there is no chance to drive it. I bought it in the parking lot. Let it go. Now this kind of traffic, the license plate is expensive, and the parking fee outside is expensive. But that car is so beautiful, hey, the fuel tax has increased again... hey... am I talking incoherently?" This morning, the sun was shining brightly, Gu Xiaobai was reading the newspaper by the window, and Xiaoxue was having breakfast by the side, getting ready to go to work.Whether it's the good weather, the beautiful girl girlfriend next to him, or watching others go to work while he doesn't have to go - anyway, all these make Gu Xiaobai excited and in a bright mood.

While he was reading the newspaper, he asked Xiaoxue like this, which was completely bored and fussy. Unexpectedly, in the blink of an eye, Xiaoxue was staring at him without blinking. Gu Xiaobai was a little flustered, wondering if he had revealed some secret in his sleep talk yesterday, but he had no choice but to pretend to be calm. "Why are you looking at me like that?" "It's nothing, just buy it." Xiaoxue said lightly. Gu Xiaobai felt even more guilty. "If you don't go out all day like you, you're already a mess at home. If you go out once in a while, you'd better make yourself decent. It's good for everyone." Xiaoxue continued.

"What do you mean being good to everyone?" Gu Xiaobai called out, "What do you mean by that?" "It's nothing, I'm thinking about you. A car is a symbol of status. At your age, you should find something to symbolize your status." Xiaoxue continued in a priestly tone. Gu Xiaobai looked at Xiaoxue suspiciously for a while, then turned to read the newspaper, "Cut..." One thing more is worse than one thing less, I am in a good mood today, Gu Xiaobai thought. One less thing is worse than one more thing. I am in a normal mood today.Xiaoxue thought, so she asked another question.

"How many girlfriends have you had before?" Gu Xiaobai kept his posture quietly and looked at the newspaper. At this moment, there was a ding on his forehead, and a mushroom cloud exploded in his mind.In an instant, he thought of many things, such as the siren for emergency evacuation above the city, the shiny green exit sign, the erupting volcano, the German army escorting a row of Jews, the gas chamber, the Holocaust, the river of blood, the rise and fall of the motherland, the nation hate... "Why did you ask me this question suddenly?" After a second, Gu Xiaobai turned his head and asked with a charming smile.

"You answer my question first." "you answer me first." "you answer me first." "you answer me first." "It's nothing..." Xiaoxue finally gave in, "It's just chatting, it's just idle, just ask casually." Gu Xiaobai squinted at Xiaoxue, his heart was as clear as snow.He knew that when facing this question, as long as the questioner was his girlfriend, no matter how casually she behaved, she couldn't be paralyzed, otherwise, the above scene would be repeated ten thousand times.Any trap set up looks safe, otherwise it wouldn't be called a trap...

Fortunately, when Gu Xiaobai was writing the column, he randomly interviewed some women and got a surprisingly unanimous answer. "Two! The first one was ignorant and ignorant, and I dedicated my youth to him. The second one went through fire and water, and finally he hurt me, and laughed it off." All in all, she is the worst. At this time, if the current "third" boyfriend doesn't hug her tightly and swears to take care of her forever, he is simply worse than a beast. This trick... is really easy to use. Strictly speaking, Gu Xiaobai has had twenty girlfriends.But for the above considerations and personal safety, he subtracted a zero on his own initiative.It does not affect the result in mathematics, and it is indistinctly coincident with the universal truth. All roads lead to Rome.

"Two." Gu Xiaobai looked at Xiaoxue and said sincerely. Time... Second by second, Xiaoxue was still looking at him expressionlessly. Gu Xiaobai couldn't help feeling guilty, a voice screamed. "Two more?! No way, big sister!" Of course, this is an inner monologue, the room is silent, only the sound of the clock ticking. After a long time, Gu Xiaobai finally tried to smile, "What's wrong?" "It's nothing, I got it." Xiaoxue said lightly. "What do you mean nothing? What do you mean you know?" Xiaoxue started eating and ignored him.

Gu Xiaobai finally lost his mind, and shook the dice cup without revealing it. Could his character be any worse than this?Damn, it's still a trap after a long time.There are obvious traps and hidden traps, but Gu Xiaobai forgot that there is another kind of trap in this world called—the trap that cannot be avoided... At this moment, Gu Xiaobai is facing such a predicament in life. "Is two more or less?" Gu Xiaobai moaned. At this time someone knocked on the door, Gu Xiaobai looked at Xiaoxue, Xiaoxue still looked like clouds in the blue sky and water in the bottle.Gu Xiaobai got anxious and got up to open the door.

Outside the door... stood Zuo Yongbang. Zuo Yongbang looked annoyed, as if he was the one who was questioned just now... For a moment... even Gu Xiaobai had hallucinations... How nice it would be if that was the case... "Something has happened." Zuo Yongbang stamped his feet at Gu Xiaobai. Gu Xiaobai stared blankly at Zuo Yongbang, but before he could react, Xiaoxue over there had finished her breakfast at some point, walked among them with her bag in her hand, and smiled politely at Zuo Yongbang when she went out . "I'm going to work first, you can discuss your affairs first."

Saying that, the beautiful girl was about to disappear from sight. Thinking of letting her go like this, Gu Xiaobai might want to kill someone all day long, so he finally couldn't help shouting wildly from behind. "Hey! You haven't answered my question yet!!!" Xiaoxue stood still, turned her head, looked at Gu Xiaobai helplessly, shrugged, and sighed, "If you really want to know, at your age, it's not too rare..." After finishing speaking, the beautiful girl bowed as if saying goodbye to the corpse, turned around and disappeared in the corridor. "What does this mean? Ah? What does this mean? I said that in consideration of her young and fragile heart and her ability to bear it, huh? Turning around and starting to look down on people? What is this? Is it a trap?"

In the tea restaurant downstairs of Gu Xiaobai's house, Gu Xiaobai was so angry that he almost smashed the shop, completely ignoring Zuo Yongbang, who was stunned beside him and couldn't say a word. "You can send her a message to tell the truth now." Luo Shuquan was sleeping at home in good order, but was also dragged down by Gu Xiaobai, and he replied weakly with his chin resting on his hands. "Fuck me, it's like lying if I say it now. You didn't see the look in her eyes when she left, that disappointment. Pervert? I didn't have many girlfriends before, and she still felt ashamed. I want to tell She's telling the truth, and she doesn't feel safe. Is she a human?" Gu Xiaobai has lived for most of his life, and has never encountered such an annoyed situation. To use a common saying, it is called "seeing a ghost". For women, how good or how bad is the man's ex-girlfriend? Too many, appearing promiscuous, playful, and irresponsible (women can say that they are scarred, and men will be beaten if they say so). Little, it looks dull, unattractive, unmarketable, and even unsophisticated. It is best to be able to charm thousands of girls, but I only take you to drink.Before I met you, everything that passed away was like a sow... This... for men who are all beasts, the degree of difficulty is too high. Because sows are animals too... Animals match animals... Ok, no more bullshit... Luo Shuquan looked at Zuo Yongbang who was so depressed that he couldn't say a word, and asked with concern: "What's wrong with you?" Zuo Yongbang raised his head, as if shivering from the cold. "I want to tell you one thing now. This matter is very, very important and terrifying. It will affect my career prospects, and even the rest of my life..." "Xiaoxiao is pregnant?" Gu Xiaobai screamed. Zuo Yongbang glanced at him silently, then turned his head again. "What happened?" Luo Shuquan asked. "Miqi... came to work in our company." Zuo Yongbang watched them and said slowly. Zuo Yongbang glanced around, and the two people in front of him all looked solemn.Then, the two glanced at each other and asked each other a question heavily. "Who's Mickey?" Mi Qi is Zuo Yongbang's ex-girlfriend who has disappeared from all corners of the world. Due to the oolong virgin incident, Zuo Yongbang and her will see each other again, and there is no news for half a year.Zuo Yongbang thought she was dead, or simply married.But this morning, Zuo Yongbang was walking in the aisle of the company with high spirits, proudly explaining things to his colleagues, and a familiar figure passed by. Wearing a professional white-collar suit, but the curve of the figure... This is the innate scanning recognition function of every man... The woman bowed and thanked the door of the HR office, then strutted out of the company. Zuo Yongbang took two steps, muttered twice in his heart, and then suddenly felt a thunder in his heart, turned around and ran wildly. He ran to the woman and took a closer look. It didn't matter that he didn't look at it, and he looked at him out of his wits. The authentic OL temperament in front of him, with a icy smile and a smile of a royal sister, was either Mi Qi or Mi Qi's twin sister. In an instant, countless legends flashed through Zuo Yongbang's mind: the infatuated woman jumped off the cliff to her death, the twin sisters took revenge for her elder sister, and the vicious methods tortured the heartless man until he could not survive. Finally, he left a book to warn future generations— — Never disappoint a woman with a twin sister... The thing is, Mickey doesn't have a twin sister, which is Mickey herself. It's okay to have sisters, Zuo Yongbang can fight to the death, anyway, there is no proof... The problem is... Miqi looked at Zuo Yongbang's frightened expression and smiled slightly, "Sir, what do you want?" "Ah ah?" Zuo Yongbang wished to dig out the legends of the world and chew them again. The woman on the opposite side looked at Zuo Yongbang's badge, smiled slightly, and stretched out her hand. "Oh, Director Zuo, I'm Mi Qi, the new president's secretary, please take care of me..." "Why didn't the president's secretary notify me during the interview just now?!" Looking at the disappearing figure, Zuo Yongbang felt that he was about to disappear too, so he rushed to the personnel department and shouted wildly. "Why did I inform you? What does this have to do with you?" The HR director was also very innocent. "Uh……" "The president personally decided." The HR director said, "Everything went well during the interview, and she knows our industry very well. Although her resume is average, she has a good image, good temperament, and professional conversation...Huh?" The HR director suddenly responded Come here, thinking that Zuo Yongbang is so excited because of HING, "Hey, are you interested in her? Don't... Hey, let's work together, don't blame me for not reminding you in advance... The boss seems to be very fond of her. interested in……" Seeing the other party's mysterious smile, Zuo Yongbang wished he could throw him down from the twenty-ninth floor. After Zuo Yongbang finished talking about the cause and effect, his whole body was already limp, and he could only breathe out, not in. "It's so cool...Avenging Angel..." Gu Xiaobai sat on the sofa in the tea restaurant, fascinated leisurely. "What shit avenging angel! What the hell is she trying to do?" "Avenging Angel!" "What?! What should I do now?!" "What do you think?" Gu Xiaobai turned his head to Luo Shuquan, Luo Shuquan had a disinterested expression and just wanted to sleep.He had no choice but to turn his head to Zuo Yongbang, "Don't worry, just listen to me, before we determine all the countermeasures, we must first determine a premise." "it is good!" "Who will pay for this meal?" Gu Xiaobai asked seriously. "..." "Haha, just kidding." Gu Xiaobai was very happy, and his expression changed in a blink of an eye, "Do you still love her?" "Ah?" Zuo Yongbang didn't react immediately. "It's like this. Mickey is coming back to work in your company. She's applying for a job, right?" Gu Xiaobai analyzed, "I'm here in a professional, Professional manner. Pretentious, but one thing is certain is that she refuses to show that she knows you and had a relationship with you before. And your colleague said that your boss has an interest in her beyond the scope of work. Now we have the information , isn't it? Is it all?" "That's right, that's all." "So I ask you, do you still love her?" "me……" "If you still love her, we have another way." "What if I don't love her long ago?" Zuo Yongbang asked luckily. "Then who is afraid of whom?" Gu Xiaobai hung the pot to help the world, "If she wants to act like she doesn't know you, well, it's like you've never known her before, who is afraid of whom? You just treat her as a Dealing with strangers, what does she like to do, what does it have to do with you? Who can't pretend to be unfamiliar? If she seems to have nothing to do with you, it's a good thing for you to separate yourself. " "What? I don't know her motive at all." "Don't worry about other people's motives, especially women's motives. Women's brains are all messed up, and their motives will change as they do things. If you want to follow other people's motives, you will be exhausted. It's okay to stay the same the best." "Hmm..." Zuo Yongbang pondered for a while, and found that this was the reason. "Then I still have a question, so I'll just ask it once!" Zuo Yongbang asked a lawyer based on the principle of consulting a lawyer, asking a question, and asking a hundred questions, "If... I mean if... ...do I still love her?" "Hurry up and change jobs!" Gu Xiaobai said bluntly, "I can't solve such a big problem...the waiter...pays the bill." After leaving the tea restaurant, Luo Shuquan and Gu Xiaobai were on their way home, Luo Shuquan was righteous, while Gu Xiaobai was worried. "This Zuo Yongbang is really miserable," Luo Shuquan said excitedly, "so, sooner or later, he will have to pay back when he comes out to play around. I think Zuo Yongbang's life will be difficult in the future... Women really can do everything out..." "I thought of it!!!" Gu Xiaobai next to him suddenly shouted. "Hey?" "Since I can't correct the number of girlfriends I told Xiaoxue just now, I can discuss this definition with her..." "What?" Luo Shuquan hadn't reacted yet. "It's about the girlfriend! If I don't feel comfortable with this matter, I won't be able to sleep." Gu Xiaobai said regretfully. "Damn, are you still thinking about this?" "That's it," Gu Xiaobai was terribly excited, "Didn't she ask me how many girlfriends I have had, and I said two? Isn't she very dismissive? Well, I can discuss the definition of a girlfriend with her next. What is it? How do you count as a girlfriend... Is it called a girlfriend after holding hands, or is it called a girlfriend after holding hands and going to bed? Or is it a girlfriend who has had a normal and stable relationship for more than three months? Or am I officially I said to her: Can you be my girlfriend? She said yes to be considered a girlfriend... In this way, the definition is different, and the scope is wide! And it can be changed and stretched freely, but it is enjoyable. !" "So you can change the answer by the way?" Luo Shuquan asked with his head tilted. "Yeah, am I a genius? It's called the enemy doesn't move and I don't move. When the enemy moves, I move in a mess..." Gu Xiaobai opened up the two veins of Ren and Du, became light all over, and ran to the community with jumps and jumps.As soon as he passed the concierge, he was stopped by the gatekeeper's grandfather. "Gu Xiaobai, I have your express mail! Seeing that you are not here, I will collect it for you!" "What?" Gu Xiaobai took an envelope blankly, and opened it with a frown. When it was opened, it was a wedding invitation card with a wedding photo of a woman and a man on it. "Who is it?" Seeing Gu Xiaobai in a daze, Luo Shuquan leaned forward and asked. "One of my ex-girlfriends..." Gu Xiaobai replied blankly. Just like what Gu Xiaobai said just now, the definition of girlfriend can develop various answers depending on the degree of understanding.Some people hold hands and call them girlfriends, and some people have experienced everything but deny that they ever knew each other—like Mi Qi and Zuo Yongbang. The bride in this invitation met Gu Xiaobai at a special time: she had just broken up with her boyfriend, and Gu Xiaobai was also at a low ebb in their relationship. The two hit it off and spent a month and a half of happy days and nights.But soon found that they were not suitable for each other, she quickly found a better one, and Gu Xiaobai didn't feel sad because of her departure... just like passengers who have been on the same bus, although they are so close to each other , but never exchanged station names and destinations.Everything I have experienced in between, I just watched the same scene silently... From this perspective, she cannot be regarded as one of Gu Xiaobai's girlfriends... But Xiaoxue obviously didn't see it that way. "How is it? Do you have time? It states that I will bring my family." In the evening, Xiaoxue had been staring at the invitation for ten minutes, and Gu Xiaobai finally couldn't help asking in fear. "family?" "That's you." "When did I become your family member?" Xiaoxue turned her head and looked at Gu Xiaobai with an incredulous expression. "Damn, you won't deny that she's my girlfriend from now on, will you?!" "I don't know..." Seeing Gu Xiaobai go crazy, Xiaoxue hesitated sincerely, "I also suddenly hesitated... You said that you have had two girlfriends in total. Then this is obviously one of the two , one of the two! I thought it was a super high-quality product! It seems to be so-so..." "so what?" "So, I am also very confused now, should I admit that I am your girlfriend..." "seriously?" "Seriously." Xiaoxue was really confused. Gu Xiaobai was so angry that he threw Xiaoxue down, and went downstairs crying to Luo Shuquan for comfort. Since Luo Shuquan broke up with Yang Jingjing, he has been witnessing the emotional blows that Gu Xiaobai and Zuo Yongbang suffered.After seeing a lot, I found that it is also good to be alone.Morning bells and evening drums, although there is a little lack of warm company, but women are creatures that are less warm and more troublesome.Based on Luo Shuquan's theory, after calculating the game theory (this stuff actually uses game theory), he found that the cost of living for being single is far lower. The only disadvantage is that Gu Xiaobai cannot shirk intermittent emotional periods. "Oh...girls of Xiaoxue's age, their logic is beyond our ability to guess..." After hearing Gu Xiaobai's story, Luo Shuquan comforted him, "They are all gods, very ethereal..." Gu Xiaobai was performing high jumps on the sofa, "It's just vanity. I want to say that Fan Bingbing used to be my girlfriend. I'm afraid she would like to admit that she is my current girlfriend!" "Don't you say that...so vicious...Fan Bingbing is really your ex-girlfriend?" "Are you kidding me? Are you listening to me seriously?" Gu Xiaobai died of grief, "It's all her fault." He began to vent his anger on the wedding invitation in his hand, "I don't even look like a normal person." Forget it, I found a husband who looks like a pig's head. Hey, how do they have the confidence to take wedding photos? How much courage does it take? Animal World promotional video?" "Do you think everyone only looks at appearance like you? It's love." "What love...it's so funny..." "At least I had a relationship with you, don't say I'm funny..." "That's right..." "Then what's going on now? Are you going with Xiaoxue or not?" "Go! Why don't you go!" Gu Xiaobai pointed at the invitation, "If you don't go, she will misunderstand that I once loved her deeply, so that she can't face this sad reality!" "You think a lot." "I also think I'm losing my mind." Gu Xiaobai spread his hands in despair. The next day was the day when Gu Xiaobai attended the wedding, and on this day Zuo Yongbang was also suffering in dire straits.First, when he entered the company, in order to calm down, he played Tai Chi for a while in front of the big glass at the company entrance.He kept telling himself that to be calm, he was short of practicing yoga at the elevator entrance.At this time, Mi Qi happened to be wearing a professional suit to go to work. This situation and the scene were all seen by Mi Qi. She walked into the company with an incredible expression on her face. Zuo Yongbang was so ashamed and angry that he wanted to commit suicide.After finally staying until noon, I wanted to go out to eat and get some fresh air, and was called to the conference room for an all-hands meeting. "Let me introduce to you, the person sitting next to me is the administrative director we just hired and also my personal assistant." The president of Little Japan waved his hand with a smile and introduced Mi Qi next to him. Facing the toffee-like applause from the whole room, Mickey smiled like a Guanyin who rescued the suffering. Zuo Yongbang's hand trembled, he became nervous, and the pen fell to the ground.When he bent down to pick it up, he happened to see under the conference table that the little Japanese president was rubbing his shoe against Mickey's calf in stockings. This pair of ecstasy calves was wrapped around Zuo Yongbang. Zuo Yongbang's heart trembled, seeing Mi Qi's calf instinctively shrink back.Zuo Yongbang straightened his waist and saw that she still had an elegant smile on her face. This smile... makes Zuo Yongbang... I want to cry... "How could she just marry herself like this?" At this time, Gu Xiaobai and Xiaoxue were sitting in a taxi to rush to the wedding.Xiaoxue looked out the window with a confused face, and Gu Xiaobai remembered the next conversation with Luo Shuquan yesterday. "Do you want to marry you?" Luo Shuquan retorted. "If you don't marry me, you can't marry a pig! I feel that my personality has been insulted..." "Don't worry about it!" Luo Shuquan was furious, "I'm telling you, since he broke up with you, he has nothing to do with you in name or fact, even if he never knew you at all. Exaggerated. What are you bothering about someone you've never met?" Seeing Luo Shuquan get angry for no reason, Gu Xiaobai became even more furious. "What do you mean never met? She was with me before. Even if we are not together now, this history cannot be erased." "Forgetting history is equivalent to betrayal? What are you thinking, you?" Luo Shuquan sneered. "No matter what I'm thinking, a person was once your girlfriend, then no matter who she is or will be with now, she will always be your girlfriend, you understand?" "I understand, but I don't know what you want to say..." "What I want to say is," Gu Xiaobai looked at Luo Shuquan and took a deep breath, "From a man's point of view, do you want your ex-girlfriend to be better than you, or worse than you?" Luo Shuquan stared blankly at Gu Xiaobai, and was stunned for a while. "What kind of problem is this? Of course I hope she lives better than me! As long as you live better than me... you live better than me... nothing is difficult, and all happiness surrounds you..." "If you sing again, I will beat you." Luo Shuquan kept his mouth shut with an innocent look on his face. "to be honest." "To be honest, as long as you live better than me, live better than me..." Seeing that Gu Xiaobai threw down the invitation card and was about to start beating people, Luo Shuquan had no choice but to wave his hands, and said seriously: "I think I will be more depressed if I am better than me or worse than me... If I am better than me, I will It turned out that I was her choice in the primary stage of life. I was like a textbook for primary school students. As soon as she graduated from primary school, she could throw away all the books, and she would never look at them again in this life. Thinking of this, she doesn’t need to burn books I could set myself on fire..." "Very good, please continue." Gu Xiaobai nodded solemnly. "If I messed up too badly, of course I would feel guilty and blame myself, wondering if it was all my responsibility. Because of me, because I was not by her side, she returned to this dangerous world again, or another person who was more than I am even more unreliable by the man's side? Thinking of this, I feel guilty and blame myself, and I can't sleep." Luo Shu felt very painful when he was on the scene. "Even if they think it's your self-indulgence, it actually has nothing to do with you?" "Well, the lofty sense of moral responsibility in my heart will not be transferred by the will of others..." Luo Shuquan nodded solemnly. "..." "So it's not good to be better than me, or worse than me..." Luo Shuquan said distressedly, "It's best to keep pace with me and keep pace with the times." "Who is still paying attention to keeping pace with you after breaking up, neither ahead nor behind?" Gu Xiaobai bit the invitation, "This option does not exist, cancel it, you can only choose one of the two." "Then it's better to be a worse pick than me!" Luo Shuquan said bluntly. Faced with such a selfish, narrow-minded, and despicable friend, Gu Xiaobai simply didn't know what to say. "Hey! You are dead noble! You dare to ask yourself, don't you think so?" Luo Shuquan stared. "Of course!" In exchange for Gu Xiaobai's wailing, "Faced with such a horrible invitation, I want to take Xiaoxue to her wedding again, where do you want me to save face!" ——The ex-girlfriend is better than you, or worse than you, which one should you choose? Of course, this kind of thing is not your choice, but it’s always okay to flirt, right? Imagine that one day, walking on the road, the woman who is begging for food with a child in her arms turns out to be your ex-girlfriend.Thinking of this, people with nuclear weapons in their hands probably have the heart to destroy the world, right? Of course, this involves that if she dumped you at the beginning, and she got mixed up in this field, no matter how much hatred she has, she should let go of it... Everyone hopes in his heart that the other person who has loved him before will have a good way out, because the other party has liked him so much and proved his existence in her eyes... Of course, I hope to be side by side with those things that are getting better and better. Subconsciously, everyone thinks this way - as long as the other party is not doing too well... That involves a question of affordability... So, when Gu Xiaobai and Xiaoxue stood side by side at the entrance of the wedding venue, looking at the long queue of Porsches, Maseratis... and celebrities from the financial, sports and entertainment circles, Gu Xiaobai's psychological defense... Totally crushed... When it was time to get off work, the employees left one after another, and there was no one in the office area.Mi Qi also carried her bag and walked towards the door, passed by Zuo Yongbang, and saw him sitting there dejectedly alone. "Are you off work yet, Mr. Zuo?" Mi Qi smiled and continued to walk out the door. "Stop!" Zuo Yongbang finally couldn't help standing up and running up. "What's the matter, Mr. Zuo?" "What kind of shit, Mr. Zuo? Do you think this is fun?" "Oh..." Mickey took a deep breath and smiled, "I think it's better to distinguish between our past and present, inside and outside the company." "Who wants to mix with you?" Zuo Yongbang shouted, "What are you planning to do?" "I'm going to work. I always have to find a job to support myself, right? You also know that it's unreliable for a woman to find a man to support her." Mi Qi looked at Zuo Yongbang and laughed, "After your influence, I am familiar with this industry, so why should I look far away?" "Hmph, don't you really think that you are not being raised by men now? Do you think you really came in by strength?" Zuo Yongbang sneered. "I don't understand what you mean." Mickey said with a serious expression on his face. "Of course you don't understand! Because you are still so stupid! Don't you know that this is our boss' old way of changing girlfriends? Hire a beautiful girl, get a high salary, get a idle job, wait until you get tired of it Then find any reason to expel you, such as lack of ability-this is a fact! Do you think you are special? There were six before you! Six!" "Six what? Girlfriend?" "Yes!" Zuo Yongbang beat his chest and stamped his feet. "Then what's wrong with me? It's better to be the boss's girlfriend than to be the wife's girlfriend? What's more, I remember when I was your girlfriend, I didn't get paid..." Looking at the dumbfounded Zuo Yongbang, Mi Qi smiled sweetly, "Mr. Zuo is so busy with work, don't worry about your colleagues' private life..." Looking at the back of Mi Qi drifting away, Zuo Yongbang has never felt so lonely... After attending the wedding, on the way home, Xiaoxue kept chattering.Throughout the wedding, she had been running around looking for autographs. Looking at the bride's half-smiling eyes, Gu Xiaobai almost wanted to dig a hole to get in.Xiaoxue didn't realize this at all. To her, she was a little fan who caught everything, holding a stack of napkins with various signatures tightly in her hand. "I didn't expect so many people who only saw it on magazines and TV, all of them were alive today! They all call the groom brothers and sisters, business tycoon, why didn't you mention it before? Oh, yes Oh, you don't read financial magazines... Did you see the diamond ring in the bride's hand? It's a full six carats! At least! And I just asked about it, do you know? The wedding dress on the bride is the director of CHANEL How much would it cost to design it for her personally..." "Can you shut up?" Gu Xiaobai was extremely tired, "You have been talking about it since you got in the car! Shouldn't you save some more and leave it for you to talk about in your sleep? Don't use it up all at once... ..." "What's wrong? Are you not excited?" "What's so exciting about me, it's not that I'm getting married." "There's nothing to be unhappy about if you're not excited. Shouldn't you be happy to see your ex-girlfriend find such a good home?" Xiaoxue was very surprised. "I'm happy..." "Why are you happy? You are not happy at all!" Xiaoxue exclaimed suddenly, "Oh! I understand! So you still love her!" "what?" "You still love her! You haven't forgotten your ex-girlfriend!" Xiaoxue suddenly went crazy, and said, "No wonder, I think so! Originally! There are only two girlfriends in total, how could you forget so easily? !" Gu Xiaobai looked at Xiaoxue's decisive judgment like a judge... The wind is messy. "There is nothing to say! Admit it! Admit your fragile and injured heart!" Xiaoxue chased after the victory and shouted.Suddenly, following Gu Xiaobai's blank gaze, Xiaoxue turned her head. At the door, stood a beautiful woman with long hair, slender waist and star eyes... "Xiao Min..." Gu Xiaobai stared blankly at Mo Xiaomin, "Why are you here?" "I'm going abroad to take a group photo tomorrow..." Mo Xiaomin looked at Xiaoxue in embarrassment, "I couldn't find my passport no matter how hard I tried, so I remembered that I might stay here with you." "This is..." Xiaoxue asked stutteringly. "This is my ex-girlfriend." Gu Xiaobai said slowly. Xiaoxue finally broke down, what day is it today, her boyfriend only has two girlfriends, and she met them all within a day.Her young and fragile heart pretended to be mature, followed Gu Xiaobai into the door silently, watching Gu Xiaobai rummaging through boxes and cabinets in the room, while Mo Xiaomin stood at the door hot all over.Gu Xiaobai finally found out Mo Xiaomin's passport and handed it to her. Mo Xiaomin smiled awkwardly at Xiaoxue and was about to leave, but Xiaoxue nodded reservedly.This is the best gesture of the original wife. Seeing Gu Xiaobai sending Mo Xiaomin out, her expression became ferocious again. "There's no need to deliver it." At the elevator entrance, Mo Xiaomin turned to Gu Xiaobai with a smile and said, "Be careful that your little girlfriend will be jealous later." "Her logic is irresistible." Gu Xiaobai spread his hands. "You are still like this, completely disregarding other people's feelings." Gu Xiaobai smiled and asked her where she was going tomorrow.Mo Xiaomin said he was going to England, and he would be back in a week, then he was silent for a while, and suddenly laughed, "There is no need to explain this to you now." She turned and left with a smile. Gu Xiaobai thought, why is this day so long and so many things happened.But when he was standing with Mo Xiaomin at the elevator entrance, he still had a desire to stop time.Time keeps pushing people forward, and when they reach a fork in the road, many things happen again.Mo Xiaomin's whereabouts are uncertain, and Gu Xiaobai has another neurotic girlfriend.Everyone is afraid that they are going farther and farther, but when they meet each other on narrow roads, there is still a desire to stop time. Such a wish... shouldn't be right! At least Xiaoxue showed this very clearly.Gu Xiaobai returned to the room, and sat in front of the computer typing as if nothing had happened. In fact, all he wrote were Harry Potter's spells.Xiaoxue had been sitting there gritting her teeth, and suddenly turned her head. "Are you reluctant to let go?" "what?" "I mean you are very reluctant?" Xiaoxue said with a nun's compassion, "I understand you, if it were me, I would also be reluctant." "What the hell are you talking about?" "There are two girlfriends in total. In one day, one will marry a rich man, and the other will go abroad to make a movie. Misfortunes never come singly..." "Did you deliberately confront me today?" "I didn't fight with you. I didn't do anything? It was your ex-girlfriend who came to get the passport, and took away the last precious memory of you, right? You must be very careful in hiding it?" Gu Xiaobai didn't want to argue with her.Not only did Xiaoxue want to pierce the window paper, she almost tore the window paper, "No wonder it's an ex-girlfriend, tsk tsk, she looks so beautiful, how could she stay by your side?" "What did you say?" "I said—" Xiaoxue yelled in Gu Xiaobai's ear like a deaf person, "The parents are so beautiful, they have such a good figure, and they can go abroad at will, how can you keep it!" Gu Xiaobai stared blankly at Xiaoxue, the person in front of him was so strange, as if he had never been familiar with him before.In a way, she said nothing wrong, but... everything was wrong. At this moment, Gu Xiaobai felt extremely tired. "Yes..." Gu Xiaobai looked at her and sighed, "I can't keep her, and I can't keep you either...you can go." At this time, it was Xiaoxue's turn to be stunned. At this time, the other party should come over to coax her. Isn't it like this for all men?In all romance novels, TV dramas, and Weibo jokes, the other party should come over at this time, hug yourself, and say a truckload of moving words of love.Then, I forgave him magnanimously, and said with tears in the wind that I no longer believe in love. how…… Is the man in front of me going to blow me away? “有的人留不住，有的人不想再留……”顾小白走到门口，拉开门，低下头，“不好意思，我想一个人消停一会儿。” “你赶我走？” “我没有赶你走。”顾小白摇头，“我现在头很疼，我不想吵架。” “谁跟你吵架啦？你自己留不住人家来怨我！”小雪歇斯底里地叫。 “我没有怨你……”眼前这个男人走到她面前，一字字地说，“我是求你，立刻，马上，从我的眼前，消失。” 小雪紧紧地盯着顾小白，眼眶发红，然后冲过去扯了外套就冲出门外。 身后，顾小白疲倦地坐在沙发上，头疼得要死，连这一切到底是怎么发生的都不知道。 后来的一个星期里，小雪没有找过顾小白，顾小白也没再找过她。两个人其实都想打电话给对方，但都在最后一刻忍住了。小雪碍于自尊，顾小白则是突然发现，对于小雪这样的女生来说，其实压根无所谓什么真心不真心的喜爱。男朋友对她来说，好像是一道加法题，一旦一个人一项一项加起来到了某个合格线，这个人就可以做她男朋友，和这个人是谁无关，和这个人是不是顾小白，更是一点关系都没有。 其实，这个世界上，有很多很多情侣都是这样的。 也像很多很多情侣一样，两个人，没有再联系过对方——虽然心里、手上冲动了无数次，但每一次都忍住了——就这么，在人海中，心里遗憾着，嘴上倔强着。 突然，有一天发现…… 这一切…… 跟什么都没发生过也没有区别…… 闲来无事，顾小白想起这一切，发现自己失了一个莫名其妙的恋，然后他回顾了一下开头，发现开头才更加莫名其妙。 原来这一切都是白给的，没有才是正常，才算回复到秩序本身。 “失控的事情怎样也要恢复正常才对吧？” 公司里，看着忙进忙出的米琪，左永邦每天都站在窗前对着天空许愿。 这一天，他终于看到，几个工人在办公区搬一张空白的桌子。 “那边是干吗呢？”左永邦拿着水问边上一个同事。 “你还不知道啊？今天开始，米琪不在老板办公室里做了，在这里专门开一块给她。” “我就知道，被踹了吧……”左永邦恨不得马上去庙里还愿。 “你在说什么啊？”同事凑到左永邦边上神秘地说，“前一阵不是老板在打她主意嘛，听说完全没搞定。小姑娘规规矩矩的，不卑不亢，老板拿她一点办法也没有。可还巧了，带她出去见了几次客户，完全是因为她，本来几乎没戏的，最后却都把合同给签了。” 左永邦目瞪口呆。 “是啊！我这儿也感叹着呢，要说这美女还就真是有力量啊，不过她好像也的确挺专业的。我们还暗中打听过呢，没听过她之前在什么公关公司做过啊，这都哪儿修炼出来的啊……”同事非常感慨，“所以，几次以后，她专门找一机会向老板提出，想自己负责一个部门的工作。老板吧，看看也没戏了，居然还就同意了，专门给她开一个TEAM。” “做……做什么？” “客户总监啊，和你一个级别的。” 左永邦呆呆地看着同事，“那……那她手里也没人啊！” “是啊，一会儿开会就要宣布的。她向老板提出，先从你手下调几个人过去，然后自己再慢慢招。”同事拍了拍左永邦肩膀，“你要留神了啊……” 望着同事晃走的背影，前方，米琪昂首阔步地在远处走来走去。 左永邦的焦点一会儿清晰，一会儿模糊。 只有一点可以开始慢慢确定…… 原来，我们爱过的人，有时候不仅仅存在于记忆里。有时候，她还会毫无征兆地重新出现在你的生活中。带着截然不同的微笑，穿着焕然一新的衣服。这个时候，她是旧爱，还是新欢？其实，每一个你用心对待过的人，都是一颗被调好时间的定时炸弹。什么时候爆炸，不知道。你唯一可以确定的是，当它爆炸的那一天，你所有现在的生活，将会再次发生转变…… 原来，真心希望恢复的“失控” ，才刚刚开始……