Chapter 12 LESSON 12: Invincible Love Rival

Many times in our lives, we take on another role unsuspectingly.Such a role has no experience, no textbooks, and has no choice but to move forward step by step until the next role is unpredictable... Fortunately, because I know, my heart is full of love for this world.I will try my best to do well in every role, because this is the way of my life... The sun was rising, and the sun was shining into Gu Xiaobai's living room, as if projecting into an incinerator. The house was in a mess, paper tubes of instant noodles, PIZZA boxes, and seven or eight black plastic garbage bags scattered on the ground, bulging.Luo Shuquan stood in the middle of such a living room, looking around blankly, without saying a word.At this moment, the doorbell rang, Luo Shuquan went to open the door, and Zuo Yongbang stood outside the door, poking his head.

This is a month after Mo Xiaomin and Gu Xiaobai broke up at the cinema. "Are you still lying down?" Zuo Yongbang poked his head in and asked tentatively. "Well, I drank all night yesterday and just fell asleep, but I haven't fallen asleep yet." Luo Shuquan sighed and said. He tiptoed into the house, as if walking into a minefield, Zuo Yongbang looked at the situation inside the house, dumbfounded. "This...what's the situation..." "He said he was abandoned." Luo Shu spread his hands all over, "Like a piece of garbage, a piece of garbage should live in the garbage dump."

"So he turned his house into a dump?" "Well, he said that no woman came to the door anyway, and he didn't need a woman to come to the door." "Then what are you?" "I'm a garbage collector." Luo Shuquan said innocently, "When he really turns up like this one day, I can sell this garbage dump. I asked the real estate agent yesterday, and the building has gone up again. It's..." After looking at Luo Shuquan in disbelief, Zuo Yongbang went straight to Gu Xiaobai's bedroom and pushed open the door. In the dim light... Gu Xiaobai lay flat on the bed like a mummy, wrapped in a quilt, raised his head, and looked at the ceiling without saying a word.

It really is... a place like hell... "Hey! It's been more than a month," Zuo Yongbang approached and shouted loudly like an old man, "Can you please start cheering up a little bit?!" Unexpectedly, Gu Xiaobai was unmoved, and just muttered. "it is good……" Zuo Yongbang looked at Luo Shuquan, then turned to Gu Xiaobai, "Then get up!" Unsurprisingly, Gu Xiaobai still... stared at the ceiling without moving. "Then..." Zuo Yongbang had no choice but to sit down beside the bed and said softly, "Mo Xiaomin left as soon as she left, and she will never come back. But, you still have a chance to contact her." A lot of other women. What are you looking at the ceiling all day now?"

What's so good about the ceiling? Does the ceiling have bright eyes?Does the ceiling have a chest?Does the ceiling have a small waist?Zuo Yongbang can't wait to say that... "I won't touch other women anymore." Gu Xiaobai continued to remain indifferent with a blank expression, "I'm just a piece of trash now, and I won't think about being picked up by anyone. The trash will only be thrown into the trash can , and then transported to the recycling station, and then burned. The person who digs through the trash can to pick up trash, that kind of person is either worse than me, or he is a pervert..."

The logic of thinking is really clear, Zuo Yongbang is speechless. "But I'm looking at the ceiling like this now, because I drank too much yesterday." Seeing that he didn't answer, Gu Xiaobai patiently explained, "Close your eyes, the world is spinning, and it's spinning when you open your eyes, so I have to stare at the ceiling." Turn on this lamp, otherwise I won't even be able to distinguish north from south..." After being stunned for a while, Zuo Yongbang had to shake his head again, "Okay, anyway, you can't sleep now, get up and go downstairs with me to have something to eat, I have something to discuss with you."

"What's the matter?" Luo Shuquan interrupted. "Garbage won't eat, and garbage won't discuss anything with people. Garbage is garbage, and the mission of garbage is to be a garbage in a peaceful manner..." Gu Xiaobai returned to his limp form again. Seeing that Gu Xiaobai is not interested in anything now, Zuo Yongbang could only stand up with a sigh. "Okay, you won't get up, will you? You won't go downstairs with me, will you?" He took a deep breath, "I tell you, I'm going to be a father-in-law!" Originally thought that the effect of this sentence would be earth-shattering, if not, at least it would shake the eaves.Unexpectedly, Gu Xiaobai lay there calmly without even shaking a hair.Luo Shuquan, on the other hand, was stunned for a moment, then he reacted and turned his head to look at him in horror.

Zuo Yongbang nodded, turned around and walked out the door. Looking at Gu Xiaobai, Luo Shuquan couldn't care about him now, stomped his feet on the spot, turned around and chased after him, "Hey! Wait! Wait! What's going on?" The two chased out the door one after the other, and the door of Gu Xiaobai's house was closed. In an instant, the room was empty and silent again, as if nothing had happened... One second, two seconds, ten seconds... Ten seconds at most... Gu Xiaobai suddenly jumped up from the bed in a panic, cursing while putting on his clothes and pants.

"Damn it, curiosity really kills people!" Then he chased him out... His patience is really bad! After chasing to the cafeteria downstairs, Luo Shuquan was sitting there, like a senior high school student waiting for the results to be released.Zuo Yongbang, on the other hand, sat across from him calmly, as if he had a plan in mind.Gu Xiaobai walked over with a blank face, sat down next to Luo Shuquan, and also showed the expression of a little rabbit waiting for carrots - without the slightest sense of embarrassment.Zuo Yongbang sat for a while, as if the leader was waiting to speak, facing Luo Shuquan and Gu Xiaobai, he spoke eloquently.

"Xiaoxiao, you know, my daughter..." Luo Shuquan hasn't spoken yet... "Are you out of your mind, needless to say? Let's get to the point!" People who are broken in love have really poor patience. "Okay, let's get to the point." Zuo Yongbang originally wanted to learn from people's storytelling, so let's start with a wedge or something, starting from his daughter's past and future lives, and being threatened by Gu Xiaobai, he had to sigh and continue, "I used to I met her on the street two days ago and saw her with a boy, about seventeen or eighteen years old, about the same age as Xiaoxiao, holding hands..."

Originally, I wanted to wait for Gu Xiaobai's thirsty expression, but I didn't expect Gu Xiaobai next to me... Feeling gloating, he turned his head and looked at Luo Shuquan sympathetically, "Tsk tsk tsk...time waits for no one..." who... "What happened later?" Luo Shuquan was not interested in Gu Xiaobai's ridicule at all, and asked Zuo Yongbang urgently as he qualified as the best listener. "They didn't expect to meet me." Zuo Yongbang continued to cadence, "I didn't expect to meet them! But we can't pretend that we don't know each other?" He spread his hands, expressing that he was innocent and was implicated in it "Then, she pulled that boy over to greet me, saying that he was her boyfriend..." Having said that, Gu Xiaobai turned his head to look at Luo Shuquan, expecting a heartbroken reaction.Unexpectedly, Luo Shuquan just frowned seriously, as if the dean was listening to parents complaining about their child's puppy love.Gu Xiaobai had no way to deal with this expression, so he sighed and turned to look at Zuo Yongbang. "It's normal, so what's the matter?" "Nothing is nothing," Zuo Yongbang suddenly became very coy, "It's mainly my attitude..." Looking at the confused expressions of the two, Zuo Yongbang continued, "You see, I'm not hypocritical, right? I'm quite a normal person. I never said to Xiaoxiao that puppy love is not allowed, that puppy love is not good. But that day when I looked at that boy, unconsciously I just... I just..." Gu Xiaobai screamed suddenly: "Did you beat him?" "Of course not!" Zuo Yongbang was so angry that he was always disrupted, and he roared back, "I was very... very serious, very noble, and I spoke condescendingly to that boy..." Zuo Yongbang went back to the time, glanced at the two of them in a contemptuous tone, and imitated: "Hello..." It was like the head of the military parade... After finishing speaking, Zuo Yongbang sighed, very dissatisfied with his performance. "Later, for several days in a row, I felt very uncomfortable." Zuo Yongbang changed his sitting position, "I think the first time I met my father-in-law, he also has the same virtue. I think... whenever I will Has it become like that? Have I also changed that virtue?” At this point, he was so distressed, “No way? I still thought in my heart, if I have a daughter and a boyfriend in the future, I will definitely be with him. It's very nice, I treat him like a buddy. But when I think about that day, that buddy looked at me as if he saw Lord Hades. Why am I like that? I feel really uncomfortable..." Zuo Yongbang was reviewing himself over and over again, but Gu Xiaobai beside him started laughing wildly. "Hahaha" Laughing very presumptuously. "What are you laughing at? What's so funny?" Zuo Yongbang became furious. "I'm sorry, you let me laugh for a while..." Gu Xiaobai held his stomach, looking very happy—forgot about his broken love—it took him a while to get serious, and nodded, "I tell you , all this is due to your sober understanding of yourself. You know that you are not a good person, at least not a decent person. But on that occasion, you couldn’t react immediately, and you seemed very sanctimonious, and you felt uncomfortable in your heart. " Faced with this kind of nonsense repeating his own meaning again, Zuo Yongbang died of anger. "That's not nonsense..." He wished he could find a hole in the ground and burrow in. "You have to say, of course I know, but I just don't know how to turn this situation around. I've been despising myself for several days." Gu Xiaobai turned his head...to look at Luo Shuquan. As if inspired by something, Luo Shuquan was also stunned for a while, and carefully tested Zuo Yongbang, "How about I call you father-in-law? Are you used to it? In the future, it will be very natural for anyone to stand in front of you so abruptly." .” "Thank you very much." Zuo Yongbang said angrily. "Hey! Why don't we do this!" Gu Xiaobai suddenly felt blessed and said enthusiastically, "We will have a party at my house on the weekend, and we will invite everyone we can, including Xiaoxiao and her boyfriend. You How about taking this opportunity to adjust your relationship with your son-in-law?" Before Zuo Yongbang answered, Luo Shuquan beside him was already trembling with excitement. "All right, I agree." Why are you so excited... Gu Xiaobai hasn't had time to laugh at him... "It's not impossible..." Zuo Yongbang had already picked up the conversation, and thought about it as if he was thinking about the national economy and people's livelihood, "But your family... your family is too disgusting, right?" That's right... When he and Luo Shuquan got home, the first thing Gu Xiaobai did was start flipping through newspapers.Luo Shuquan also helped to search together, and finally found a reliable one after searching for a long time.Gu Xiaobai sat down, held the newspaper, and waited for the phone with the other hand, checked carefully, and dialed the phone. "Housekeeping company...nanny...cleaning..." Gu Xiaobai turned his head and said to Luo Shuquan while dialing, "Hey, how are you feeling now?" "What mood?" Luo Shuquan acted cute on the side. "Don't pretend to be stupid," Gu Xiaobai completely forgot about his grief, "Xiaoxiao has a boyfriend now, how do you feel?" "Hey, don't say anything like that, okay?" Without saying anything, Luo Shuquan was eager to get rid of it, "There is nothing between Xiaoxiao and I, nothing happened..." "That's true," Gu Xiaobai nodded, "And now you have Yang Jingjing, but you still feel sore, right?" Hearing Gu Xiaobai's revelation, Luo Shuquan suddenly turned his head, tasted it carefully, and then suddenly became a little excited, "Hey, let me tell you, this kind of mood is really weird. How should I put it, it's a bit sour It's...but it feels very happy...it's sad and beautiful...especially the red dust..." "You're a pervert." Gu Xiaobai finished his conclusion without hesitation, just as the phone was connected, "Hello? Is it a housekeeping company? May I ask where all your aunts here are... do they know how to cook? Sichuan... Sichuan is too spicy to eat. I'm not used to it, where else? Henan Xinxiang..." Covering the phone, he turned to look at Luo Shuquan eagerly, "Where is Henan Xinxiang?" "I don't know." Luo Shuquan was also very anxious. "Hey... I don't know you very well!" Gu Xiaobai yelled into the phone, "Where else? The Philippines?" Gu Xiaobai covered the phone again, and turned to Luo Shuquan, "Do you speak Tagalog?" "You're the one!" "My English is not so good..." Gu Xiaobai talked to the phone for a while in distress, "Where else...is there any in this city?" Of course, what is there in the world today?At noon the next day, Gu Xiaobai was standing in the living room, looking around, the windows were clear and clean, everything had been tidied up and looked brand new.Standing next to her was a middle-aged woman, amiable, gentle and polite, she looked like an educated... laid-off intellectual. "Auntie..." Gu Xiaobai looked around in disbelief, "You are like an angel sent from heaven to save me..." "You kid, you don't know what to say, I'm so old, and I'm still an angel..." The angel couldn't help boasting, and quickly fell into the world, and the aunt was so happy that she couldn't help but close her mouth from ear to ear, "Then... I'll be an interview Passed?" "Pass it, pass it completely!" Gu Xiaobai wished to worship her, "Auntie, you come to clean it every two days, for two hours at a time, and I will give you 1,000 yuan a month. Is that okay?" "Okay, that's it." The auntie seemed to suddenly remember as she untied her bib, "By the way, I haven't cleaned the toilet today. It's time, how about I save it for the day after tomorrow?" I'm sorry, I continued to explain, "Originally, I should have done this for you, but the first time I set it up for an hour to try it out. And my daughter asked me to go shopping, I'm sorry." "No no," Gu Xiaobai shook his head like a rattle, "No problem, just go shopping." With that said, the aunt raised her watch and looked at it in confusion. "I asked her to come here to pick me up...it should be here by now, right?" Before the words finished, there was a knock on the door, Gu Xiaobai was stunned, and went to open the door. There was a young girl standing at the door, who raised her head and looked at Gu Xiaobai in a daze. At this moment, time seems to slow down.But this slowdown exists between Gu Xiaobai and this girl, time is still flowing.Gu Xiaobai's mind was filled with only one sentence... "I've heard people say that the best way to get out of the shadow of one relationship is to get into another as soon as possible... The problem is... that's too soon..." The two... just stared at each other. This kind of aura was broken by the aunt who came up, and she briefly introduced the girl—this is her daughter, named Xiaoxue, who is studying in a vocational high school—then the two of them politely said goodbye and walked away. After his aunt and daughter left, Gu Xiaobai was anxious in the house for a while, then rushed to Luo Shu's family as quickly as possible.Luo Shuquan also happened to be doing nothing, so Gu Xiaobai hurriedly talked about what happened just now, and before Luo Shuquan could react, he rolled around happily on his sofa, shouting: "God is too kind to me!" "It's you who got angry, don't blame God." Luo Shuquan said coldly after reacting. "Don't talk nonsense." Hearing what Luo Shuquan said, Gu Xiaobai turned over and looked at him seriously, "Let me tell you, according to scientific statistics, it is the hardest thing for a person to fall in love with in the first three months of falling in love." Another person's. At this time, you brought Tianxian in front of him, and he thought it was a sow. At this time, I saw that Xiaoxue could become like that, it is absolutely God's will, it is a miracle, okay?" "This only shows that you are not human," Luo Shuquan retorted, "You are a scum, okay?" "Look, you're jealous of me again. This can only mean one thing..." Gu Xiaobai spread his hands innocently, "Xiaoxue and his family are angels sent by God to save me..." "But even if you treat people like that, the problem is, people don't necessarily like you!" "So you don't know what God's will is at all." Seeing Luo Shuquan's dullness, Gu Xiaobai felt anxious for him, "I tell you, love at first sight must be two parties, if there is only one party to the other, it must not be love at first sight. "Speaking, Gu Xiaobai leaned over and stared at him, "Do you know how she walked when she left?" When Xiaoxue and her mother were leaving, with their backs turned to Gu Xiaobai's gaze... While walking towards the elevator, Xiaoxue walked quietly with her hands behind her back, and the hands hidden behind her back... Constantly changing gestures towards Gu Xiaobai, changing gestures of eleven numbers in a short period of time... At first, Gu Xiaobai hadn't realized it yet, but after he did, he tried his best to remember...that was Xiaoxue's mobile phone number... "Damn it." After listening, Luo Shuquan stared at Gu Xiaobai blankly, "The little girls are so open now? How come I haven't caught up with the good times?" "I've told you this a hundred times. It's not a matter of the times. This is that person..." "Then how are you sure it's not that hand cramp?" "Why don't you just die?" Luo Shuquan was stunned for a while, he didn't know whether it was purely out of logical derivation of science students, or he was unwilling to start anew, "I found a problem." After finishing speaking, Luo Shuquan looked at Gu Xiaobai worriedly. "Ok?" "Well, look," Luo Shuquan showed it to Gu Xiaobai as if analyzing the conditions of a problem, "Your Xiaoxue's mother is an aunt you hired, right? What is the concept of an aunt? To some extent it is you." A servant who paid for it. Xiaoxue is her daughter..." Then, Luo Shuquan took a deep breath, "But as long as you do something with Xiaoxue, your servant will immediately become your mother-in-law." Luo Shuquan finished speaking in one breath. Gu Xiaobai... Quickly turned ashen... He didn't expect to kill Gu Xiaobai, but it was just love at first sight, how it quickly turned into a bloody family ethics drama.He thought about it at home for a long time, and then he didn't think about it at all - he couldn't think of any new changes after thinking about it.In the evening, call Xiaoxue, Xiaoxue has been waiting for his call - as Gu Xiaobai said, love at first sight is mutual.She indeed gave Gu Xiaobai the clearest message in her own way.This made Gu Xiaobai ecstatic, and could no longer care about the servant's mother-in-law.The two quickly got in touch, and Xiaoxue arrived at Gu Xiaobai's house the next day.It didn't take long for the two to kiss eagerly on the sofa. "I can't do it, I have to go." Time like this always passed so fast, and after an unknown amount of time, Xiaoxue said suddenly, "My mother is coming soon..." "Our mother won't be here until half an hour." Looking at the clock, Gu Xiaobai had already changed the address in time. "Do you understand my mother, or do I understand my mother?" Xiaoxue stared at him, "People in my mother's era followed the principle of "prefer to be early rather than late, and I have heard it countless times since I was a child. " "No, no, I have already discussed with our mother, and we will come to the door on a fixed time..." Gu Xiaobai was still talking with Xiaoxue, when he suddenly heard the sound of the key turning the lock at the door. Looking at each other blankly, Xiaoxue no longer cared about showing a sense of accomplishment, and her face turned pale with shock.Gu Xiaobai reacted first, lifted Xiaoxue off the sofa, pulled her to the closet, opened the door, and pushed her in.He quickly packed up Xiaoxue's coat on the sofa, threw it in, and slammed the door. at the same time…… The door opened - Xiaoxue's mother, Gu Xiaobai's servant, appeared at the door with an enthusiastic face... "I beg you, I will give you 2,000 yuan a month, and you can pick up my mother-in-law..." In the tea restaurant downstairs of Gu Xiaobai's house, Gu Xiaobai held Zuo Yongbang's thigh painfully. Begging. "Why should I pick it up? My house doesn't need to be cleaned." After hearing the ups and downs of the past two days, Zuo Yongbang was very happy. "You don't have to ask her to clean it, just let her wipe it here and there, and then you can just pay her the wages when the time comes." Facing the reality that his mother-in-law is his servant, Gu Xiaobai finally Completely broke down. "Aren't you just talking to that aunt and it's over?" Zuo Yongbang said strangely, "Free love... it's like a spy." "Let me just say that I'm not looking for death," Gu Xiaobai jumped up anxiously, "What if she puts some dichlorvos in my food? Do you know what kind of miserable life I'm living in now? Every day when I get up, I clean Hygienic. How dare I ask my mother-in-law to do this and that for me. Fortunately, every time she comes to take a look, yo, it’s so clean; after two days, it’s even cleaner!” Gu Xiaobai bared his teeth and claws, "Two days ago, I was already asking me, did I implicitly say that I don't need her, and I want to fire her? How dare I fire my mother-in-law? Then I don't dare to let her do this and that for me! And give a reward !" "..." "If you don't agree, I'll pull that Xiaoxue over, and we'll kneel down for you together!" "Damn, threaten me... who is afraid of whom?" Zuo Yongbang stared at him, "I'll bring my daughter Xiaoxiao and her boyfriend over, and the three of us will kneel down for you together!" Zuo Yongbang himself was nervous enough, the suave and suave old handsome man suddenly became someone's father-in-law, which made him very uncomfortable.In order to hold the "Sister-in-Law Relationship Winning Party", he has been preparing anxiously for several days. He has practiced repeatedly in his heart from the tone of his voice to the way he dresses. It is not like meeting his son-in-law, but like meeting his own father-in-law.Finally, this afternoon, Zuo Yongbang hadn't come yet, so Gu Xiaobai called Xiaoxue and Luo Shuquan in his living room first, and began to assign tasks with a serious face. "It's like this now," Gu Xiaobai looked at Xiaoxue seriously, "I spent the whole night last night thinking about it until my hair was turning gray, and I finally came up with a solution." "Well, break up with her." Luo Shuquan suggested. Gu Xiaobai turned his head to look at Luo Shuquan expressionlessly... "I will break up with you at the critical moment." Gu Xiaobai said seriously, "Don't interrupt!" "Okay, okay, you say." "It's like this," Gu Xiaobai looked at the time, "Then... now it will be another hour," looking at Xiaoxue, "Your mother, Zuo Yongbang, Xiaoxiao, and her new boyfriend will arrive soon." Here it comes." "Half an hour." Xiaoxue reminded, "My mother will be here in half an hour, why don't you have a long memory?" "Okay," Gu Xiaobai also reacted, "within half an hour," pointing to Xiaoxue, "you, go out, go downstairs, shop, do whatever you want, as long as you don't bump into your mother. Wait for your mother to come After that, I will tell her..." Gu Xiaobai imitated sincerely, "'Auntie, we are going to have a party today, and we may have to prepare more dishes than usual. But the time is a bit tight, I don't know if there will be enough time. ’ And then just when your mom hesitated, you called her and offered to come and help.” "Okay!" Xiaoxue said excitedly, "Then how do I know when to call?" "We will send you a message!" Gu Xiaobai looked at her dejectedly—girlfriend is so stupid, "As soon as I start saying those words, Luo Shuquan, you can send her a short message, within half a minute Just call her." "But I won't help you with anything!" Xiaoxue became nervous. "But we won't add any more dishes!" Gu Xiaobai was about to die of anger, "Have you not figured out the key point? The key point is, we want your mother to think that this is the first time we have officially known each other, and that it is fair and square. It started right under the nose of her old man. The point is here, today is Zuo Yongbang's recognition of his son-in-law, so it's none of my business! Just enough drinking!" Silently looking up at the ceiling, Luo Shuquan and Xiaoxue thought about the feasibility of this plan. It's weird...but it's also ingenious... And it seems that there is only one way... Only a playwright who writes a bloody plot can come up with a solution. "Have everyone understood their respective tasks?" Gu Xiaobai stood up and clapped his hands cheerily without waiting for the two to sing their votes. "Okay, let's check the watches now!" After hearing this, the three of them picked up their phones at the same time and started checking their watches. At this time... The door lock was turned again... The three looked at each other. "My mother follows the principle of being early rather than late." But how early it will be...nobody knows. Gu Xiaobai was completely stunned. He didn't expect that the plan he thought up after a night of hard thinking was easily destroyed by a middle-aged woman.He turned his head and looked at Xiaoxue in horror. Xiaoxue had already given up at this moment, and looked back at him innocently while eating melon seeds. The door lock...continues to turn... next second... Xiaoxue's mother will witness all the truth... In this instant, what kind of genius could have made such a move—Gu Xiaobai rushed to the closet, opened the door, shut himself in, and slammed the door shut... At the same time... Mother Xiaoxue opened the door and came in... She stared blankly at a strange man on the sofa——Luo Shuquan, and eating melon seeds... her daughter. At that moment, the aunt was a little insane, and suspected that she had gone to the wrong room. After a shocking silence... "You... why are you here?" Xiaoxue's mother finally mustered up her courage and asked in a stuttering manner. "I... I was here last time..." Facing her mother, Xiaoxue was not as frightened as Gu Xiaobai, her mind was spinning wildly.Finally, she made up her mind, raised her head, and looked at her mother resolutely... "Something dropped!" "Drop something?" "Ah! Yeah, the last time I was here, when I got home, I found that...that..." At this moment, I actually had a choice phobia, and I didn't know what to say. "Lip balm." On the side, Luo Shuquan made the choice for her in a low voice. "Ah, yes!" Hearing this, Xiaoxue suddenly became enlightened, "The lip balm is gone, I think it may have fallen at the door here." Then it will be easy, "This lip balm is precious, my classmate came back from Japan It was given to me, and it cost several hundred yuan a piece. The light at the bottom will turn on, but it looks good, and I like it very much... There is a doraemon on it..." Xiaoxue had completely forgotten what the situation was, and began to happily weave something that never existed. The more we weaved, the more detailed it became, completely immersed in the pleasure of talking nonsense. "It's almost done..." Luo Shuquan beside him finally couldn't help reminding, his whole body was covered in cold sweat. "Hmm..." The premise became more and more detailed, Xiaoxue began to feel confident, and looked at her mother, "So I wanted to come up and look for it. " Pointing at Luo Shuquan, "He is Gu Xiaobai's good friend, he said he has the key, so we will come in first and wait for him." After telling the lie in one breath, Xiaoxue was satisfied, very satisfied with herself, and let out a long sigh of relief. Luo Shuquan beside him was already covered in frost, he realized it and stretched out his hand, "Hello, Auntie, I am a good friend of Gu Xiaobai, my name is Luo Shuquan, and I live downstairs." Plan A has been destroyed, and Plan B has not been formulated at all. Luo Shuquan had no choice but to pull himself together and fight together, "We have a meeting with friends later, and Gu Xiaobai is going down to buy wine." In the closet, Gu Xiaobai listened to the two people's big lies, and felt that he wanted to plan and think all night last night and didn't know what he was doing.While he was amazed, he began to doubt the value of his own existence. At this time, someone knocked on the door again, and Luo Shuquan walked over to open the door. Standing at the door is a man wearing a HIPHOP baggy outfit, a baseball cap and sunglasses... Middle-aged man... Facing Luo Shuquan's stunned expression, the middle-aged man did not forget to greet Luo Shuquan with the gesture of a black rapper... "Hi, what's up man..." Luo Shuquan had... fallen into a state of sensory shock. Without the expected scream, Zuo Yongbang felt a little lost.He turned his head to look at Xiaoxue and her mother, and then at Luo Shuquan. Even without Gu Xiaobai, he became confused about the situation. "What's the situation?" Zuo Yongbang asked Luo Shuquan in a low voice. "The situation is a mess." Luo Shuquan replied in despair. "YoYo~Check it out." An hour has passed, and Gu Xiaobai is still closed in the closet.Because the open kitchen is in the living room, no one dared to go up and let him out, especially Gu Xiaobai himself did not dare to come out. In the kitchen, Xiaoxue's mother was busy chopping and cooking. Luo Shuquan and Zuo Yongbang stared blankly at the door of the closet, thinking that there was no more desperate situation than the present.Only Xiaoxue, remembering that she still had a task to do, walked up to her mother and got rubbed against her. "Mom... just let me help you here..." "How can you help? It would be nice if you don't make trouble for me. Besides, my friends are gathering today, why are you staying here?" Looking at her watch, Xiaoxue's mother was very worried, "Xiaobai, why don't you come here?" return?" Before he finished speaking, he turned his head and was looking at two big men, Luo Shuquan and Zuo Yongbang, one after the other, struggling to move a wardrobe outside the door. Luo Shuquan turned his head and explained to himself attentively. "Auntie, we can't help you much," Luo Shuquan said to her sincerely, "Xiaobai has been telling me for a long time that this closet has long been wanted to be disposed of, I think we are idle today... " "Yes..." Zuo Yongbang also smiled obsequiously, indicating that this was indeed the case.Then, under the blank eyes of the aunt, the two used all their strength to move the wardrobe out of the door and closed the door. What a turn around the gates of hell... Open the closet door... Gu Xiaobai is still inside... Fortunately, he was still alive... Crawling out on hands and feet, Gu Xiaobai looked at Zuo Yongbang and Luo Shuquan, feeling that the two were indeed brothers in life and death, while patting his chest in shock. "I was wondering just now, if I don't have to show up tonight..." After finishing speaking, without waiting for the two of them to answer, he began to walk out of the corridor with one foot deep and one foot shallow while supporting the wall... "Hello? Hello? Where are you going?" "Buying wine! Nonsense!" Gu Xiaobai turned his head and looked at the two in disbelief. "I'm going to buy wine..." The situation finally started to get on the right track, Gu Xiaobai walked to the elevator entrance while patting his own small chest, and pressed the elevator to enter.At this time, the elevator door on the other side opened, and Xiaoxiao and Asheng walked out.Ah Sheng walked with a square step that is often used in military training... Xiaoxiao beside him was still shouting slogans... "One two one, one two one, one two three four..." Ah Sheng walked towards Zuo Yongbang and Luo Shuquan with square steps, and walked in front of Zuo Yongbang and Luo Shuquan... "This is my dad." Xiaoxiao pointed at Zuo Yongbang and said calmly. "Hi sir!" Ah Sheng put his legs together, bent over, saluted, and bowed almost 180 degrees... Back at Gu Xiaobai's house, for the next hour, only Xiaoxiao wandered around leisurely, playing with his toys and fiddled with his books.Seeing that her mother finished cooking one by one, but Gu Xiaobai hadn't come back yet, Xiaoxue was already running around in a hurry. She called to ask what Gu Xiaobai was doing and why she didn't come back. The answer she got was... Gu Xiaobai was in the supermarket downstairs, and had already drank wine in one gulp... "I want to suppress the shock!" After speaking, Gu Xiaobai hung up the phone, and took another mouthful while trembling. After hanging up the phone, Xiaoxue almost cried in despair. On the sofa, Zuo Yongbang and Asheng sat awkwardly on the sofa watching TV.In fact, no one knew what to watch, but the atmosphere was awkward.Zuo Yongbang was awkward, and Ah Sheng was even more nervous and electrified all over his body. In order to relieve the tension, Zuo Yongbang began to feel for cigarettes all over his body, and finally took out one, but he couldn't find the lighter.Seeing this, Ah Sheng immediately took out the lighter from his pocket, and lit it for Zuo Yongbang with both hands like a slave. Zuo Yongbang took a deep breath and relaxed a little.A stone was lifted from Ah Sheng's heart. "Huh? Do you smoke?" Zuo Yongbang suddenly realized, and turned to ask Ah Sheng. "Ah? No, no, I don't smoke." Ah Sheng explained in a daze, "This is specially prepared for you." "Oh..." Zuo Yongbang said slowly, "Smoking is not good...I can't help it..." "Yes Yes." In this way, the relationship between the two is not only unequal, but the judgment is even more serious, and Ah Sheng is even more trembling.Zuo Yongbang smoked silently, desperate to die. Someone opened the door and came in, Zuo Yongbang and A Sheng stood up immediately. Gu Xiaobai opened the door and came in carrying the wine. As if seeing a life-saving straw, Zuo Yongbang and A Sheng looked at him as if they were asking for help.Gu Xiaobai didn't even look at the two of them, he jumped up and down to the kitchen area, and happily said to his mother-in-law, "Auntie, auntie, you are here!" "Oh, I've been waiting for you for a long time. Where have you been? Fortunately, I arrived early today." Seeing that Gu Xiaobai finally came back, the aunt pointed at Luo Shuquan with a smile, "That friend of yours said that you have a treat at home today." "Yes, I just went downstairs to buy some wine." In order to prove the truth of this statement, Gu Xiaobai handed a large bag of wine to his aunt. "Why did you drink it yourself first?" Auntie smelled Gu Xiaobai, smelled of alcohol, and did not suspect him.Suddenly remembering, she pulled Xiaoxue over, "Oh, by the way, this is my daughter, I met her last time, remember? She helped me today, is it okay?" "Hello, Teacher Gu." Xiaoxue bowed down respectfully. At this point, the task was finally completed with bumps and bumps. Gu Xiaobai bowed respectfully to Xiaoxue, and both of them had lost half of their lives. 端上最后一个菜，桌上已经琳琅满目。阿姨松了口气，拉着小雪就要走，“今天太仓促啦，就做了这些，我们走吧。” 顾小白，罗书全，左永邦，潇潇，阿升正要往桌边走，听到这话都是一呆，眼看着阿姨拉着小雪往门外走。 小雪求救地看着顾小白。 “不不，别走别走，一起留下来吃啊。”左永邦和罗书全看着顾小白还没反应过来，连忙冲上去，一人一边，架起小雪妈妈，强拉着往桌边走，阿姨一边手刨脚蹬地挣扎，一边看顾小白。 顾小白也终于反应过来，冲上去帮忙，“是是，您千万别走，您走了我们会难过得一口都吃不下去的，快坐下坐下……” 三个人活像劫匪似的，活活把阿姨绑架到桌边。 在主座上强行按下。 “啊啊？我不坐这儿，我不能坐这儿！”阿姨都吓疯了。 “不不，您必须坐这儿，这儿除了您，没人能坐这位子。”顾小白断然狠狠地说。说着环顾众人，所有人都肃穆地点着头。 只有潇潇的男朋友阿升，目瞪口呆地看着这一切。 这……也太华丽了啊…… “哎……你们这儿都把保姆当太后一样供着啊？”落座后，大家终于交杯换盏地喝起来，吃起来。看着阿姨坐在主座上，战战兢兢地吃菜，所有人都对她毕恭毕敬，阿升终于忍不住小声问潇潇。 “管得着么你？我们这儿没人正常。” "Oh, I see!" 阿升终于恍然大悟，原来这个小圈子的交际法则——就是真的不能按照正常逻辑来啊。看来刚才对“岳父”左永邦的狗腿姿态完全弄反啦。阿升也是个聪明孩子，一旦反应过来后，姿态立马一百八十度大转弯，一把搂过边上的左永邦。 “哎，哥们儿，你平时都玩点儿什么？” 本来还在正常地吃菜，一口菜正夹在嘴里，左永邦闻言愣住了，呆呆地转过头。 "what?" “潇潇，”阿升看着他，“说你平时都挺忙的，那你平时忙完了都干些什么？都有些什么消遣啊？” “我……”左永邦一下子反应不过来，只好老老实实地回答，“也没什么特别的消遣，就是和朋友聚聚，喝喝酒，打打球什么的。” “就喝酒打球啊？那多荒废啊？也不谈个恋爱啥的？” “呃……分了。”左永邦老实交代。 “为什么啊？我看你人不错啊，怎么了？给人蹬了啊？” 左永邦手紧紧捏着杯子，就快疯了。 “没事儿，哥们回头给你找一个，多大点儿事啊！我还以为抢鸡蛋呢！”阿升耸耸肩。 此话说完，左永邦就要发狂了。他正要发威喝令找人把他斩了，边上的小雪突然掩着嘴笑得喘不过气来。左永邦呆呆地转头看她，阿姨也没懂小雪干吗突然笑得那么疯。 “什么抢鸡蛋？”阿姨小声问小雪。 “没什么没什么，就是个笑话。”小雪笑得喘不过气，“说是啊，有一个姑娘，提了一篮子鸡蛋上市场去卖。半路上呢，遇到伙匪徒，把姑娘给吓得半死。匪徒对她说，要不，给哥几个快活快活，要不就要你的命……姑娘一听，放下心来，说，咳，多大点儿事儿，我还以为抢鸡蛋呢！哈哈哈哈。” 小雪一个人笑得死去活来。听完，潇潇、罗书全也狂笑，左永邦默默转头，看着阿升。 “小姑娘家！”阿姨反应过来后，怒斥小雪，“说什么乱七八糟的笑话！哪儿听来的？” “他告诉我的，哈哈。”说着，小雪一边笑得浑身发抖，一边指着顾小白。 一边——指着——顾小白。 指完，才马上觉得不对劲。 这时已经晚了，阿姨已经转过头，困惑地看着顾小白。顾小白看着阿姨，嘴角牵动，表情抽搐。 无论怎么对，顾小白都没有和小雪说那个笑话的时间，和……熟悉程度…… 除了想死，还是想死。 “我怎么找了个那么笨的女朋友呢……” 晚饭后，顾小白在阳台上不断拿头撞着墙。罗书全走过来，兴致勃勃地看着他。 “哟，练铁头功啊？” “我好想死好想死好想死。” “大家都这么希望。” 说完，两人转过头往客厅里看大家。客厅里阿姨一边洗碗，一边目光搜索着小雪，准备找机会质问，而小雪则不断地在躲着她妈。阿升和左永邦都脸色铁青地看电视，潇潇走过去，看着左永邦，一脸严肃。 “我要和你谈谈。”潇潇宣布。 左永邦看看阿升，只好跟潇潇出去。小雪见机，马上凑到阿升面前，总之，就是千方百计躲着她妈。 情况——已经一塌糊涂了。 “我说你啊，还是赶紧坦白从宽吧。”罗书全说，“我党的政策一向是优待俘虏，严厉打击敌人的。你看，你女朋友已经被逼得跟那个阿升聊天啦！” 顾小白终于没办法了。 小雪在绝望地跟阿升攀谈。 “你现在是什么心情？” “我觉得我没办法活着回家了……”阿升哭丧着脸，“为什么女孩子都要有父母呢！男生喜欢女生，女生喜欢男生，都挺好的事。一加上父母，事情就乱七八糟了。你必须喜欢她的父母，她父母也必须喜欢你。不然，这个事儿早晚都会黄掉。世界上怎么会有这么变态的事儿呢，而且还要代代延续……” And on the other side... 潇潇正在严肃地跟愤愤不平的左永邦谈判。 “他肯定是被你们这些人吓得精神失常了，你个大人就不要和小孩子计较了嘛。” “什么叫我个大人？”左永邦愤怒地说，“你什么时候把我当大人看？就是你！老是对我没大没小吆五喝六的，现在搞得你男朋友也对我没大没小的。我怎么那么惨啊，我十月怀胎把你生下来容易么我……” 左永邦坐在台阶上，一边精神错乱一边委屈地强忍眼泪。 形势终于快崩溃了。 顾小白终于深深地吸了口气，下定决心，向厨房区的阿姨走去。 阿姨收拾完，走到阿升那里，一把拉起小雪。 “救命啊救命啊救命啊！”小雪一边呼救一边死死拉着阿升。 顾小白迎面拦住。 “阿姨，我有话想跟你说！”顾小白庄严地宣布。 "what?" “阿姨，”看着阿姨困惑的眼神，顾小白马上声泪俱下，“您要怪就怪我吧，是我，是我瞒着您，和您女儿早就展开了地下工作。” “什……什么时候开始的？”阿姨愣愣地问。 “自打第一次她来接你那天。” “也就是说，我后来来打扫的时候，你们早就在一块儿了？” “不，我们分隔两地。”顾小白严肃地回答，“我在客厅，她都在衣橱里。” "..." “你要杀要剐就冲着我来吧！”见悲痛模式不管用，顾小白开始自残模式。 正在想怎么激起中年妇女的同情心……只要放过她女儿就好了…… 当然，如果自己也顺便没事，就更好了。 只见阿姨—— 缓缓坐在床沿，开始沉默不语，偶尔擦擦眼泪，悲伤得泪眼婆娑。 “阿姨，您没事儿吧？”顾小白吓坏了，“您您您……您这样我只能去自杀了……” “不，阿姨不怪你。我只是想到了我年轻的时候……”阿姨突然抬起头，哀伤地看着他，“如果当初……”像回到从前一样，阿姨心痛得情不自禁，“我喜欢的那个人可以完全不管我爸妈的想法，死也要和我在一起，我后来也不会嫁给她爸了……” “啊？”顾小白惊骇得连自己叫什么都忘了。 只听见…… “就这么定了！”阿姨突然站起身，紧紧握住顾小白的手，“不管你们以后怎么样，阿姨都支持你！” “妈~~~”反应过来后，顾小白一把扑倒在阿姨怀里，哭喊道。 这件峰回路转的事就这么结束了。 晚上，派对结束后，潇潇扶着哀伤不已的左永邦走出顾小白家。 左永邦还在哭哭啼啼，“虽然十月怀胎没我什么事儿，可是我也贡献了一份力量……后来你生下来，把屎把尿，你会叫的第一个人不是我，是你妈……我还记得你第一次叫你妈的时候，我和你妈正在打赌，看你会先叫爸还是妈，结果我输给了你妈好多钱……她到现在也没还我……” 潇潇一边扶着一边看着她爸穿着HIPHOP的衣服，终于露出了中年男子衰老的迹象，也终于有些辛酸。 “快过来跟我一块儿啊！”潇潇对着边上不知所措的阿升喊。 阿升忙不迭上去，扶住左永邦另一边。 左永邦看看阿升，转过头对着潇潇，“我跟你打个赌，他会叫我爸还是叫我妈。我赌他叫我爸，我跟你赌五百块钱……”转头对阿升，“快点叫……” 阿升感到悲痛极了，“哥们你真别这样……别说我没五百块钱，有我也不给你。不就是失恋嘛，天涯何处无芳草……” 左永邦转头看着阿升。 阿升呆呆地看着左永邦，恐惧地看着，终于尖叫一声，冲出门外。 “你他妈的！”左永邦终于叫着追了出去。 客人已经走光，客厅里一片安静，顾小白和小雪在阳台上静静拥抱着。 “我妈说以后不来我们这儿打扫了，免得打扰到我们，还有好几家在请她呢。” “你妈真是个好人。” "Ok?" 仰起头，看着自己的，是一张纯真无瑕的少女的脸。 “是咱妈，咱妈。”顾小白连忙纠正，“咱以后也定期给咱妈点零花钱。” “你也真有本事，”看着顾小白，小雪甜蜜地搂着他，“能把我妈哄得这么高高兴兴地走了，走之前还对我说，好好和你在一块儿呢，你都和她说什么啦？” 忆当年的时候，小雪早已经吓得逃到不知道什么地方去了…… "secret." 看着小雪佩服的表情，顾小白也忍不住贱贱地笑起来。 “秘密……这是一个秘密……” 小闵…… How are you? 再见了…… LESSON 13 傍大款升级版 不知道什么时候开始，我们开始追求一切带着标志的东西。标志意味着一个人的身份，地位，品味。一个个标志纷纷涌现，一叠叠钞票付出去。世界需要经济来推动，有时候爱情也不例外。 傍大款，这个全世界只有中国人听得懂的名词，里面不知道含着多少复杂的学问，这套学问由女人负责建立，一般的男人根本别想听懂…… 上午，顾小白斜躺在沙发上，仰望着天花板，面容痴呆，整个一高位截瘫病人。 阳光照进来，罗书全对着顾小白的电脑时而噼里啪啦地打着，时而聚精会神地看着。 “好无聊啊……好无聊啊……好无聊啊……”顾小白不断地哼哼。 “好无聊啊……好无聊啊……好无聊……” “好无聊啊……好无聊啊……好无聊……” “我求求你让我清静一会儿行不行？！”罗书全终于受不了了，转过头，“我这个程序明天要急着交的啊！” “那你回自己家做啊。” “你以为我电脑不坏我会来找你吗？”被戳中痛处，罗书全伤心死了，“杨晶晶昨天不知道发什么神经，要看我电脑里有没有前女友照片——当然没有啦！我就正大光明地给她看。谁知道她看到没有，竟然一副捉奸不成很失望的表情，然后提出要在我电脑前玩游戏……” "and then?" 故事开始，唯恐天下不乱的顾小白兴致来了。 “你以为呢！”罗书全气愤地说，“她哪是要玩什么游戏啊！她等我走开了，就在我电脑里装了个什么恢复被删除文件的程序——也不知道她从哪儿弄来的，总之就是非要刨出点儿证据来折磨折磨我不可，最后……” 罗书全一副痛心疾首的表情。 “什么也没刨出来，我电脑给她刨崩溃了……” 两人就这样相互对视了一会儿。 罗书全满脸悲痛，顾小白则一脸同情。 Then…… “好无聊啊……好无聊啊……好无聊啊……好无聊……” “我求求你了，”罗书全终于崩溃了，“你无聊干吗不回屋里躺着睡觉啊？” “我昨晚上刚刚奋战了一通宵。”顾小白哼哼道，“合计写完一集剧本，两篇杂志专栏，三份新策划的提案，刚刚交掉。现在什么也不想干，就想躺着说好无聊啊好无聊啊，你懂什么……这是消遣。” “你干吗不去找小雪消遣？” “她最近刚刚学校毕业实习嘛，”顾小白摊摊手，“被分到一机关单位，现在可有事业心了，整天朝九晚五的。” “哎？我突然发现，”罗书全的兴致也来了，“但凡什么女孩只要一跟你交往，马上工作忙起来。以前莫小闵这样，现在小雪也这样。可你还是每天像个高位截瘫似的，”罗书全惊叹地看着他，“你可真有帮夫运啊？” “你想刺激我吗？你想刺激我吗？”顾小白紧紧地盯着他，然后又虚弱地躺回去，重新哼唧起来，“可是你是刺激不到我的，我现在就是……好无聊啊……好无聊啊……好无聊啊……” 这个时候，突然有人敲门，中午十二点…… 罗书全回头看看顾小白，顾小白完全没有起身去开门的意思。罗书全没办法，只好站起来走过去开门。 打开门，小雪站在门口，看到罗书全，她双手拧着，不好意思地笑了笑，低下头。 罗书全呆呆地看着她，转过头，顾小白也是一副不可思议的表情。 到了这个份上，罗书全也别在顾小白家待了，朝小雪点点头，转过身，走到顾小白电脑前，在顾小白目瞪口呆的注视下，拆了顾小白的机箱。 扛起机箱，对小雪和顾小白打了个招呼，就挨着小雪挤出门。顾小白已经吃惊得忘了阻止了。 “你怎么来了？出什么事儿了吗？”顾小白走过去，发现小雪的表情，居然…… 流露出一种哀戚。 “没有……我就是午休吃饭的时间过来看看你。”小雪的表情还是很凄楚。 “怎……到底怎么了？” “不是……”看着顾小白，小雪终于深深吸口气，“我就是有件事想问问你，你一定要老实回答我……” 顾小白斜眼看着小雪。 因为这实在是一个……太可怕的承诺了。 对一个问题要答应说实话并不难，难的是还不知道这个问题是什么就承诺要如实回答。 这确实是一件风险系数很高的事。 顾小白看着小雪，脑子里一瞬间转过无数个念头，把她所有可能问到的问题都在脑子里过了一遍。最终，安定团结的大主题思想压倒了一切，他转过眼，老老实实地看着小雪。 “好，我答应你，我一定老实回答你。” “你每个月到底赚多少钱？” 小雪走上一步，咄咄逼人地看着顾小白。 "Then what?" 小雪走后，顾小白下了楼，一副见了鬼的样子跟罗书全转述在这之后的发展。 “我怎么知道她会问这个问题啊！打死我也没料到啊。于是，我就问她为什么问这个问题啦！” “你先别管我为什么这么问，”小雪说，“你先老实回答我，你一个月大概赚多少钱？” 顾小白心想，难道她的真实面目终于露出来了？可这未免也太快了吧，两人交往到现在不过一个多月，就赤裸裸地问这样的问题，叫他情何以堪？可能是内心不想相信，顾小白还是用了一种小心迂回的方式继续试探。 “呃……你也知道，我这种工作又不坐班，很不稳定的嘛，多的时候多点儿，少的时候一个月一分钱也没有，说不准的。” “那平均呢？平均一个月下来有多少？”小雪还是不依不饶。 实在无处可躲了。 “一万上下？”顾小白小心翼翼地回答。 本以为这个数字已经算保守了，没想到小雪还是撕心裂肺地尖叫了一声。 "so many!" "what?" "what?" 罗书全愣愣地看着顾小白，完全反应不过来。 “对对对，没错！我当时也就你这个表情！”顾小白激动地看着罗书全，“完全傻了，不知道她到底什么意思。” 然而，小雪什么意思也没表现出来，只有显得比刚来的时候更加哀婉，整个像刚刚参加完顾小白的遗体告别，她摇摇头，拖着沉重的身躯往门外走去。 终于忍不住，顾小白跳起来死死拽住她，“喂，你到底什么意思啊？别没事儿玩我啊！我不明白啊！” 小雪低头，黯然，不语，过了一会儿，缓缓转过头。 “好吧，我告诉你，我有次和你在外面餐厅吃饭，被我同学看到了。” “呃……然后呢？” "Gone." “对不起小雪……”顾小白呆呆地看着小雪，终于讨饶，“可能我们年龄差距比较大，当中隔了点代沟，我实在不知道你在说什么，在说外星语吗？” “我同学回去当天就和我其他同学说了！！！”小雪终于委屈地叫出来。 在脑子里把这句话绕了几十遍…… “你有男朋友的？”终于，顾小白试探地问。 "No." “那我结婚了？” “我不知道啊？”小雪惊诧地问，“你结婚了？” “当然没有！”顾小白终于彻底抓狂，“我被你说得自己都快以为自己结婚了！老天作证，”顾小白举起三根手指，狠狠道，“如果现在我顾小白明明听懂了你的话，还在装傻就一个雷劈死我！我实在是听不懂你到底在说什么。你又没男朋友，我也没结婚，我们俩正大光明地谈恋爱，在餐厅吃饭，被你同学看到了，回去跟你其他同学说了——那又怎么啦？！” “那个餐厅，她们从来没进去过！一个菜一两百块钱！听也没听过，更别说吃了！她们说我在傍大款！” 终于，小雪撕心裂肺地喊出来。 呆呆地看着小雪，顾小白张大嘴，脑子当即休克。 缓缓绕着小雪走了一周，顾小白终于确定她不是专程跑过来耍他玩儿的，而是真心诚意地被一种怪异的负罪感折磨着——虽然这负罪感来得完全无厘头，他还是走上去，抓起小雪的手。 “小雪，我和你，男和女……都逃不过爱情。”顾小白已经精神错乱了，“我们两个单身男女，自由恋爱，茫茫人海，一见钟情，花前月下，桃李芬芳，山盟海誓到现在，人间总有四月天，发展到现在，吃吃饭，约约会……”终于尖叫起来，“这和他们有狗屁关系啊？！我的钱既不偷又不抢，都是一分分赚来的，而且约会总要花钱的啊，你管人家那么多干什么，你