Chapter 4 LESSON 4: Absolute inequality

At nine o'clock in the morning, at this time of day, countless men and women come out of their homes and into the streets to go to work in their respective places.They have different ideals, different occupations, but belong to two different camps: men and women. People from these two camps have been comparing and fighting for so many years.They keep their own privileges and want to win more privileges from each other.They were so greedy for each other, they never managed to sign a fair and reasonable agreement. "What the hell are you doing?" "Master! I'm making you breakfast!"

"Are you making breakfast or tearing down the house? It's been two weeks, sister! You can't even learn how to scramble eggs. What are you doing alive?" "I'm an actor! What I know is acting! It's not scrambled eggs! We learn all kinds of skills in school, all of which are non-substance! Do you know what non-substance is? I have a bowl in my hand now, and this hand There is an egg. I knocked the egg into a bowl, beat it with chopsticks, sprinkled some salt, then poured it into the oil pan for frying, turned it over twice with the shovel, cut it into pieces, poured it into a plate, and the plate of eggs was considered ready! Do you understand? I can also pump up the bicycle, I can also peel oranges, and I can make dumplings, do you want to eat?"

In the kitchen, Gu Xiaobai was arguing with Ah Qian. "..." "Also! Why should I cook breakfast every day? Obviously you can do it yourself, why do you want me to do it?" "Because making breakfast is what women do, and now I'm raising you, and I'm still busy!" "Damn you, you're also instructing me to do this and that when you're not busy. Aqian, the floor is dirty, come and mop it. Aqian, the coffee spilled on the tablecloth, help me wash it up. Aqian My shoulders are sore, rub it for me, am I your slave girl?" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, don't act like a hag, I'm so busy now."

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Gu Xiaobai quickly turned around and ran away. On this day, as usual, Gu Xiaobai dragged the hermit crab-like Aqian out of the crab shell—that is, the guest bedroom where she lived every morning to make breakfast for him, while he himself worked in front of the computer. .But this morning, for some reason, in the face of the black smoke coming out of the kitchen, Gu Xiaobai could no longer ignore it as usual, but rushed into the kitchen and yelled. result…… The result was Aqian's back roar. This was unexpected by Gu Xiaobai.After a few rounds, he decided to withdraw his troops.Because arguing with Aqian is not a wise choice-especially after the tigress's chakra broke out, it is possible to tear down his house.

Seeing the back of Gu Xiaobai running back in a hurry, Ah Qian's curiosity was aroused, and she followed behind step by step. "What are you busy with? Aren't you going out on a date with Mo Xiaomin soon?" "That's right, because I'm going on a date with Mo Xiaomin soon, so I went to bed very early last night, and I set the alarm clock, got up at eight o'clock, then did some exercise, and went to see her refreshed, and then I I just forgot one very important thing." "?" "I forgot that there is still a manuscript to be handed over to the magazine today, and they are still waiting to receive it."

"Uh……" As a "screenwriter" who, like Ah Qian, relies on his own craftsmanship to support himself - but so far has never broadcast a serious drama on TV, the most important income for survival is given to magazines Writing columns of all sorts—from horoscope speed-dating to one-night stand safety guides, Gu Xiaobai was born with a talent for making things up with his eyes closed—but sadly, this talent never made it to TV. displayed on the platform. "The topic of the column is "Equality between Men and Women". Please, what year is it now? What is there to write about this kind of cliché?"

Gu Xiaobai was lying in front of the computer desk, devastated. "Let me write it for you! I was good at composition when I was young! It was because of my natural beauty that I couldn't give up, and I went astray and became an actor..." Ah Qian stood on the side, eager to try. The talent for self-cognitive hallucinations is also unique to Aqian. There was a knock on the door. Gu Xiaobai and Aqian were sighing at each other, and turned to look at each other. "Is Luo Shu complete?" Ah Qian asked. "Hey you ghost! The person who is so anxious as if reincarnated can't be him!"

It's Mickey.When she opened the door, she didn't even look at Ah Qian, and walked straight towards Gu Xiaobai, with the momentum and posture as if Gu Xiaobai owed her eight lifetimes of debt.Just as Gu Xiaobai wanted to instinctively pick up the cushion to protect himself, Mi Qi had already walked up to him, condescending. "Gu Xiaobai! Let me ask you a question!" "Okay... okay." Gu Xiaobai said tremblingly. "Are you a writer?" "You're the writer! Your whole family are writers!" Like a nervous reflex, without thinking for a second, Gu Xiaobai bared his teeth and yelled back at her.

This is what Gu Xiaobai hates the most. Because he hates working from nine to five, he can only end up writing scripts for different sitcoms and manuscripts for messy magazines. On the one hand, Gu Xiaobai lives a leisurely life. on the other hand…… Feeling very vague about his own existence, there is a sense of thinness that makes him unable to identify himself at times. At this moment... being called a "writer" again, what Gu Xiaobai felt was only humiliation. In his concept, writers all live stalwart lives... The sun... was getting higher and higher, and Mi Qi just sat on Gu Xiaobai's sofa, telling Gu Xiaobai and Ah Qian why she came.

Here's the thing... Last night, just after Zuo Yongbang and her finished "that", Zuo Yongbang suddenly proposed to chat with her as if his brain had a convulsion - because in the past, Zuo Yongbang would either turn around and go to sleep immediately after the end, or get up and go to the workbench At work, Mi Qi protested several times. It may be that Zuo Yongbang suddenly found out, or it may be that the pituitary gland secretion was abnormal that day. Zuo Yongbang made such a request, and of course Mi Qi couldn't ask for it. "Ok, ok, ok, what are you talking about?" Mickey asked with great anticipation and emotion.

"I don't know, you can think about it." "..." "I invite you to think about the topic, which is very fair. I will give you half a minute. If I can't think of a topic, I will go to bed." Zuo Yongbang said. This is simply a brain teaser and an intellectual test. "Did you go well at work today?" Ten seconds later, Mickey struggled to choke out such a sentence. "smoothly." "..." The second hand on the wall above his head moved one by one.Timei ticks, it seems that every sentence is pronounced Miki's death penalty. Two minutes later, probably due to Zuo Yongbang's increasingly sleepy eyes, Mi Qi finally gave up, and she asked a question that made her regret the whole night. She looked at Zuo Yongbang and took a deep breath. "How many women have you... Have had sex with?" Zuo Yongbang opened his eyes suddenly, and looked at her with a blink every ten seconds. "It doesn't matter, you talk about it, I just want to know out of interest. Ten? More than ten? Then twenty? Or thirty?" Mi Qi forced a smile, trying to look like a counselor, asking this question as if to solve Zuo Yongbang's childhood shadow. "What do you think?" Zuo Yongbang said. "I don't think there are more than ten, twenty or thirty? Or between twenty and thirty?" Mickey was amiable and seemed to be playing Russian roulette. "How about it." Ten seconds later, Zuo Yongbang hit the most beautiful first base in his personal quiz history, "How about you tell me yours first, and then I will tell you mine?" "Then did you tell me?" At Gu Xiaobai's house, facing Mi Qi's tearful narration, Gu Xiaobai was so frightened that his blood pressure went up, and he asked Mi Qi tremblingly. "Of course I did! I'd love to know his answer!" said Midge. "Five..." Miqi looked at Zuo Yongbang's face and lowered her head shyly. "……Oh." "Oh, what do you mean?" After two minutes, Mickey finally asked, waiting for no other answer. "Nothing, I'm going to sleep." "You haven't said your answer yet!" "Too tired, let's talk tomorrow." After finishing speaking, Zuo Yongbang stared at Mi Qi motionlessly for a while, then slowly closed his eyes like an eminent monk, turned around, and escaped into a different dimension from then on, almost passing away. And Mi Qi, watching Zuo Yongbang's back quietly, never said a word or made a sound. In this way, for a whole night, she kept her eyes open and tossed and turned. Occasionally, she wants to reach out and hug Zuo Yongbang... But the moment he touched it, he slowly withdrew his hand back. That's it, until dawn.In the early morning, Zuo Yongbang woke up, got up, washed up, and went out, without saying a word to her, and Mi Qi didn't dare to ask any more.Zuo Yongbang went out with his front foot, and Mi Qi quickly got dressed and ran to Gu Xiaobai's house with his back foot. "How can you answer this kind of question truthfully?" Gu Xiaobai yelled at Mi Qi at Gu Xiaobai's house, "Are you missing a cerebellum?!" "Who said I answered the truth! I even got a 30% discount!" Mickey also yelled back. Gu Xiaobai was completely petrified... Ah Qian picked up ten fingers on the side, and desperately began to calculate the relationship between five and thirty percent. "Do you know that's not the problem? The problem is that no matter how much discount I offer, I'm definitely not as much as him, otherwise I can jump out of this window." Miki is obviously a little hysterical, "Then why did he listen to me say five, Can you use this kind of eyes to look at me, and then turn over to sleep? He is the account director of a public relations company, and he contacts different girls all day long. Before he met me, it took four or five years. Then I was not idle. , before I met him, I didn't know you, you didn't belong to me, we were still the same, standing by a stranger, walking through the streets that we gradually became familiar with... After I met him, I was also very obedient and didn't do anything I'm sorry about his affairs. Why does he look at me like I'm a slut? And he is obviously more than me, but he can look at me with this kind of eyes? Why is he a romantic and I am a lewd? Why does he Can I be so righteous and confident, and I will be heinous?" After Mi Qi finished a series of words, Beng didn't hit a single one, and looked at Gu Xiaobai with piercing eyes. Gu Xiaobai was actually a little ashamed. "The crux of the problem is not here yet, you know?" "Where is the key?" Gu Xiaobai was almost at the bottom line of mental breakdown. "The key is why I dare not ask him so confidently, but feel guilty...instead...would...come here to ask you?" "I'm sorry, I'm really late, I have to go." Gu Xiaobai looked at his watch, stood up quickly, ran to the door, and suddenly remembered something and yelled at Mi Qi. "By the way, no matter how many you used to have, you should tell Zuo Yongbang..." Gu Xiaobai glanced at Aqian fiercely, and shouted, "It's all...no real thing!" Until he got in the taxi, until he got off the taxi, until he came to the door of the shopping mall that he had agreed with Mo Xiaomin, Mi Qi's resentful eyes were still engraved in Gu Xiaobai's mind, he couldn't help but think... In this era, men and women have different physical and social functions, and in the relationship between the sexes...does there exist true equality between men and women? At the entrance of the commercial building, Gu Xiaobai looked around, and there were all kinds of flowers in his hands, fluffy bears, and men with eyes like all kinds of pets waiting to be picked up and adopted, standing there pitifully, standing in a row. waiting for their girlfriends. And Gu Xiaobai is also one of them. At this moment, at Gu Xiaobai's house, Mi Qi is still complaining to A Qian in confusion and excitement. "Why? Why do people think that the more women he has, the more attractive he is? Wow, Zuo Yongbang, this is your new girlfriend, wow, it's changed again, wow, buddy, you can do it!" Mickey patted Ah Qian's shoulder with the force of the Vajra Palm, Ah Qian was in so much pain that he didn't dare to speak. "Why do people point and point every time I change boyfriends? Yoyo, tsk tsk, yoyo, it's not a mouse! What do you mean? Everyone is human, born of parents, and I graduated from kindergarten, elementary school, junior high school, and high school. Everyone lives in the new socialist China. Why does everything change after the age of 20? Oh! The older a man is, the more attractive he is, and the more women he has, the more attractive he is. , women not only can’t grow old, no one wants to grow old, and they can’t have many choices before they grow old, if they choose more, they will poke their spines, what’s the matter? You want to kill me!” "You calm down first, calm down." "Oh! Sorry, we don't know each other very well..." "No, no, it's like this... Originally, I couldn't answer this question from my position, but I'm a little different now, you know," Ah Qian sat on Gu Xiaobai's sofa with his hands in his hands. Heshi, and said with a smile, "I live in Gu Xiaobai's house, eat his food, use his food, and be disciplined by him even if I live under the fence. I can't stand up a little bit. As before, I slapped him a long time ago... " "What do you mean?" "I mean, is it because you have been using Zuo Yongbang's money?" Looking at Miki's shocked and suddenly enlightened eyes, Ah Qian spread his hands with a smile. At the entrance of the commercial building, Gu Xiaobai looked at the group of men whose eyes were filled with suffering and the expectation of relief soon, as if they were about to be sent to the gas chamber, and thought—— "Of course men and women are not equal. Men have the privileges of men, and women have the privileges of women. One of the privileges of women is being late for appointments. Being late for appointments has become a virtue for women, because behind it represents the woman's respect for you. respect. I need to change my clothes, I need to change my shoes, I need to put on makeup, not to mention that I am waiting for a woman who works at the cosmetics counter. And a man cannot complain at a time like this." At this time, Mo Xiaomin hurriedly arrived in the distance. "Sorry, sorry, there was a traffic jam on the road just now." "It's okay, it's okay." Gu Xiaobai forced a smile. "Aren't you in a hurry?" Mo Xiaomin dressed up very beautifully, showing comforting eyes for the injured little animal, "Then... where are we going?" "That's right, when I was waiting for you just now, I came up with a rule out of boredom." Gu Xiaobai said cheerfully. "Rules? What rules?" "That is, in our future dating process, in order to fully reflect the principle of equality between men and women, the person who is late is responsible for planning the entire dating project." "..." "It's just responsible for the content of the date, what to do, what to play together, the other person doesn't have to think about anything, just obediently obey." After finishing speaking, Gu Xiaobai clasped his hands together and looked at Mo Xiaomin with a smile. "Uh... that's fine too!" Mo Xiaomin thought for a while and said. "Huh?" Gu Xiaobai suddenly had an ominous premonition. "I also planned to go for a beauty treatment, so you can go with me!" Mo Xiaomin said happily. At this moment, at Gu Xiaobai's house, there are a bunch of credit cards on the tea table, and a pair of scissors beside it, and Mi Qi is about to say goodbye to them. Ah Qian encouraged her with her small fists at the side. "Cheer up! Let your blood boil! Go and break these chains! It's them! Make you grovel! It's them! Make you humble, it's them! Tilt you on the scales of inequality! Down to hell !" "what are you doing?" "No, I just encourage you and practice your lines by the way." "You're bothering me so much, I'm thinking about which one to cut first." "Cut the ones with the largest amount first, anyway, it will always be cut." "cough……" Half an hour later, under the coercion and lure of Ah Qian, Mickey finally cut off all six or seven credit cards. Looking at the pile of fragments on the table, she was heartbroken.Of course Ah Qian did not feel this way, because she had never had money before, so it was difficult for her to feel the heartache of a rich person becoming penniless. "Just think about it. From now on, you won't have to look at Zuo Yongbang's face and do things, you won't have to talk and think about things, and you won't have to keep your voice low. An unhappy old lady can leave her alone. Love whoever you want, how cool it is!" "that's true!" "yes!" Mickey cheered up. "Fuck, I'm going to find him now, pull him out of the company to date him, whatever he's doing, I'll smash him to death with RMB!" "cool!" "Good sister! Be loyal!" "Speaking of loyalty! First, look at how much cash is in your wallet." "Thirty dollars!" Mickey said decisively after flipping through the wallet. This…… It is the most easily overlooked problem for people who are used to swiping cards... In a private room of the beauty salon, the aroma of sandalwood floats in the air. Gu Xiaobai and Mo Xiaomin were lying on two beds, with two women caressing their cheeks and necks behind their heads. Mo Xiaomin was familiar with driving and had already fallen asleep.Gu Xiaobai wanted to bite a piece of wood into his mouth, because he was ticklish, and every time the woman behind him wrapped his arms around his neck, he felt like walking around in hell.In less than half an hour, Gu Xiaobai already had a good understanding of the 18 hells, and he was ready to apply to be a tour guide. "Sir, we have now come to the first level of hell, which is the well-known Tongue Pulling Hell. It has been said since ancient times that anyone who is too itchy to scream from beauty treatments will enter the Tongue Pulling Hell after death..." "Now, we have come to the second level of hell of scissors. According to legend from ancient times, anyone who is so itchy to have beauty treatment in life will enter hell of scissors after death..." "Now, we have come to the third iron tree hell. It has been said since ancient times that anyone who does beauty treatment during his lifetime..." At this moment, in another high-end office building in this city, Mr. Zuo Yongbang is holding a progress meeting for department employees in suits and leather shoes.What happened last night did not leave any psychological shadow on him at all. As a married and divorced man, it is unthinkable to have a virgin complex.He was really sleepy, and he didn't want to answer Micky's question, so as not to poke a hornet's nest, so he pretended to be very hurt, turned his head slowly and went to sleep, and fell asleep in a few seconds.Who knew that the woman next to him stayed up all night in fear, and the retribution always came so quickly. Before he realized what he had done, the glass door of the company's meeting room was pushed open. open. Mickey appeared at the door with a serious face. "I want to date you!" Mickey announced in front of everyone. "I beg your pardon?" Zuo Yongbang asked in front of everyone. At this time, Zuo Yongbang was about to growl, when Mi Qi slowly opened his bag, took out a .55 small-caliber semi-automatic pistol, and "bang bang bang" shot everyone Kill all... The ground was slowly flowing with black and red blood—just kidding, what Mi Qi took out was a thousand dollars, and slowly slapped it on the table in front of Zuo Yongbang. "You have 30,000 yuan a month, and you can add up to 1,000 yuan a day." Mi Qi looked into Zuo Yongbang's eyes and said slowly, "Today, I will buy you." In fact, all the money in Mi Qi's hands is stolen from Ah Qian. When she only had 30 yuan in cash in her wallet, and Aqian couldn't get herself off the shelf again, Mickey shamelessly proposed to put all kinds of LV, Gucci, Coco Chanel, etc. in her other bag. The VIP card sold to her, with a monthly subscription parking card in the underground of Hang Lung Plaza.Even if Aqian didn't have a car, she couldn't bear this kind of excitement. After spending a few thousand yuan, she had the experience of spending hundreds of thousands in a high-end department store, so the business was completed quickly.So Mi Qi used the money to pull Zuo Yongbang out of the company, into a taxi, and to a restaurant. Zuo Yongbang just subconsciously wanted to look through his wallet. Mickey has already handed over the money quickly, "Thank you, you don't have to look for it." Zuo Yongbang followed Mi Qi out of the car as the taxi driver looked at the boy's face in the rearview mirror, and Mi Qi had already opened the door for him. "What are you doing?" "Please come in." Mickey said gentlemanly with a sad and indignant expression. The restaurant is a typical Italian restaurant. Since it was only four o'clock in the afternoon, normal people would not patronize it, so there were only Zuo Yongbang and Mi Qi in the restaurant, and a bunch of bored shop assistants who wanted to gather together to fight the landlord.Finally, an unlucky shop assistant was elected to serve Mi Qi and Zuo Yongbang. This person stood by for five minutes.During these five minutes, Mickey has been looking at the Menu with a reserved and elegant attitude, and then ordered a few dishes casually, ordered a bottle of red wine, and dismissed him. Zuo Yongbang looked at Mi Qi with great interest. "Are you OK?" "It's okay, what can I do?" "You're not stimulated, are you? Uh...if you're because of last night..." "Last night? What happened last night?" "..." "Oh! If you're talking about what happened last night, it's my fault. Why ask that kind of question? It's boring and meaningless, and it has nothing to do with us now." Mickey said pretending to be calm. With decades of social experience, Zuo Yongbang instinctively felt that there was a dangerous atmosphere, slowly approaching like a thick fog.But because of the thick fog, he couldn't see clearly what was inside the fog, so he could only look at Mi Qi with probing eyes. "You seem a little different?" "Nothing is different." "God! Please clear the thick fog in front of me!" Zuo Yongbang screamed in his heart. "Well...it's like this. Through what happened last night, I conducted a deep self-reflection." Miki said, "I realized a problem that I had neglected for a long time, or in other words, it was a problem that I always thought was ideal. The question that should be but isn't." "Please speak Chinese……" "That is, I no longer take it for granted to rely on you. I no longer think that between the two of us, I should be protected, favored, and I am the one who is reasonable." "Oh?" "To show my determination, I plan to pay the bills for our dates from today, using my own savings. Of course, you are not so lucky, and I don't intend to support you from now on. I mean, pay off the debt .” "Repay the debt?" Zuo Yongbang repeated mechanically before he could react. "Yes, from the first day of our relationship, I plan to pay back all the money you spent on me one after another." "And then?" Zuo Yongbang suddenly began to feel amused. "And from that day on, the expenses between us, the joint payment, the financial sharing." "real?" "Well, really. It's called—gender equality." Zuo Yongbang didn't expect that this trick of intellectual wrestling, which he came up with because he was too sleepy, would actually involve such a grand theme of "equality between men and women".He closed his eyes and thought that although things developed a little unexpectedly... But... why not do it? So he moved the corner of his mouth and said with a smile, "Okay..." "Sir, sir..." The distant sound seemed to come from the universe, piercing the vast sky, traveling through countless light years, and leisurely passed into the ears. Gu Xiaobai slowly opened his eyes, the person who told him to hang his face upside down was the beautician.Only then did Gu Xiaobai remember that he had already passed out before he knew it because he was too dead to live. "It has ended." "Ho Ho? Whoa!" Quickly got up, the beautician handed over a mirror. "You can see the effect." Gu Xiaobai took it, and casually took a photo, which nearly drove him out of his wits.But seeing the person in the mirror is fair and delicate, fresh and tender, like a red glow, and like a trickling spring, acne, blackheads and pores are all gone! "That's... so amazing..." "Sir, if you want to maintain your skin for a long time, I recommend you to buy our..." The beautician was about to chatter, when Gu Xiaobai turned his head, Mo Xiaomin was already standing aside, looking at him with a smile on his face.She looked at the advertising model's face just now, which really made his mouth sweet, and he almost spat out a mouthful of black blood.Gu Xiaobai yelled, got up quickly, put on his clothes, and hurried out the door. "Hey! What's the matter with you?" Mo Xiaomin followed behind inexplicably. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it suddenly occurred to me that I forgot to hand in another manuscript, so I have to hurry back and write it!" Gu Xiaobai turned around, explained a few words in a hurry, and rushed out of the beauty salon. "If you stayed here at that time... How long is your hair... How long..." "If there was no farewell at that time, would this gate become...a wall..." If there was a moon at that time, Gu Xiaobai might have rushed there. Outside the restaurant, Mi Qi and Zuo Yongbang came out. "Wow! I really didn't expect that it feels so good to pay the bill! Miss... May I ask you to pay by cash or credit card? Cash... Tsk! You have such a good accent! No wonder you love to pay so much, it turns out that it is really a pleasure. " "Okay, then I will give you the pleasure from now on." Zuo Yongbang said bluntly. "You think I'm stupid. When I pay off the debt in the future, we will still be one-on-one." Zuo Yongbang smiled, noncommittal, at this time the two walked to the parking lot.In front of Zuo Yongbang's car, Mi Qi had just put his hand on the left door handle of the co-pilot, and Zuo Yongbang had just taken out the key, when Mi Qi suddenly yelled in surprise. "Wait!" "What are you doing!" "I'll drive!" "Do you know?" Of course Mickey would not, so Zuo Yongbang's tone was rhetorical, but he forgot one thing, today is an extraordinary day.During this day, Gu Xiaobai will become a beautiful girl, and Mi Qi can also become a butcher's knife.But seeing Mi Qi rushing up murderously, she snatched the key from Zuo Yongbang's hand, opened the door and sat in, turned the key, started the engine and was about to drive out.Zuo Yongbang was so frightened that he quickly went around the front of the car and sat in the co-pilot. The car has started slowly. "You... when did you learn to drive?" "Now," Micky said calmly. Zuo Yongbang's face turned pale for a moment, and he was about to pull down his seat belt to urge Mi Qi to get out of the car, but she turned her head, pressed her hand on the back of his hand, and looked at him with piercing eyes. "Today, either you let me drive, or you drive over my dead body." At Gu Xiaobai's house, Ah Qian was washing dishes in the kitchen, and Gu Xiaobai stood on the sofa directing. "The next step is to mop the floor! Then remove the curtains and wash it! Then mop the floor again." "Damn! You come back to find some men, it feels like you come back to make me a coolie?" Ah Qian threw down the bowl and shouted back. "I can't help it, I have to break it hard, otherwise I really can't adjust my mentality, I beg you." "You feel like looking for a man is like being a master and ordering a woman?" "I beg you!" "Then give me the money!" Ah Qian thought for a while. "No problem! As much as you want! How much?" "Three thousand... no, five thousand!" "Deal!" Gu Xiaobai took out a stack of cash from the drawer and slapped it on the table, pointing to the window, "Wash the curtains a hundred times!" Half an hour after his heart beat a hundred times a second, Zuo Yongbang's car finally collided with an oncoming van.Since the speed of the two cars was not fast, the cars were not destroyed or killed, but the fronts of their respective cars were shortened.The van has no front at all, so how can the driver drive out to be a human being if it is too short?The driver dialed 110, and the police arrived soon.Facing the police's questioning and the van driver's anxious defense, the policeman walked up to Mickey's window, saluted very politely, and then said two things in a usual indifferent tone full of follow-up deterrence. Character. "drving license." Then he heard the most intimidating statement in his life to answer this question. "No." "No! No! No!" At Gu Xiaobai's house, Aqian finally finished her work. After working hard for half a lifetime, she finally earned 5,000 yuan by her own labor. In addition to the pile of VIP cards that Mi Qi left her just now, she will have the capital to hold it in the next second. These ran to Hang Lung for a five-minute stroll.But no matter how she looked, back and forth, left and right, she just couldn't find the pile of cards. "What is there?" Gu Xiaobai asked. "Cards! That pile of VIP cards that Mickey sold me!!" "Huh? I thought it was garbage, so I threw it all into the garbage bag." "What about the garbage bag?" "It was taken away by you." "..." "Where did you get it?" "Nonsense! Of course the trash bags are put in the trash can!" Ten seconds later, Ah Qian threw himself on Gu Xiaobai, biting frantically. "Your house lives on the tenth floor, and the garbage passages are all inside the house!!!" That dark garbage passage leading directly to the stairs... This kind of rubbish can't be found after throwing it in... Outside the police station, Zuo Yongbang and Mi Qi came out one after the other, and Mi Qi followed behind aggrieved. "Okay, now the money is fined, the points are deducted, and my car is also deducted. Have you played enough?" Zuo Yongbang turned around and asked. "I just feel... I just feel..." "What do you think?" "I just think you never care about me! You just treat me like a decoration or a toy. You play with it when you are happy, and leave it aside when you are unhappy. I am also a human being! I want to master Take the initiative!" "The initiative is to drive into others?" Zuo Yongbang looked at Mi Qi in disbelief. At this time, Mickey was crying, and her makeup was stained by tears. "I just don't want to be brought around by you all the time. I feel so useless. I dare not say anything. I dare not ask any questions. I am afraid that you will be unhappy. I... I am always afraid that you will not like me." Happy... Aqian said that I was using your money... so I can only be brought by you. I dare not say anything, dare not ask, because I am afraid that you will be unhappy... I have been unable to find Go to your place..." Mi Qi cried very sadly, Zuo Yongbang had no choice but to sigh, looked at her, and walked up to hug her. "Okay, okay, everyone is laughing at you." "I've had enough of laughing at myself." "I see. I know what you want to say. I understand how you feel. I won't let you feel this way again, okay?" "real?" "Well, no matter what we do in the future, we will discuss it. Men and women are equal, okay?" Zuo Yongbang calmed down. Mickey nodded crying. "Well, for this historic moment, let's celebrate today." "How do you celebrate?" Mickey asked with a smile, raising her head, still in tears. A man and a woman, they are adults, they are also lovers, and they are celebrating for the issue of men and women. How should we celebrate?Celebrating relationships, of course.So, an hour later, in Zuo Yongbang's bedroom, the two began to tear each other's clothes while kissing each other passionately. "Actually, I want to tell you that the way you paid the bill just now is really sexy." Zuo Yongbang said. "Really? Then I'll pay the bill later..." "Spare yourself." The two were entangled on the bed, and Mickey reached out and opened the drawer of the bedside table next to her, groping for a while. "It's over..." Mi Qi looked at Zuo Yongbang and said in amazement. "What? Running out of what?" "What did you say run out?" Mickey yelled. It turns out... Mickey ran out of the external contraceptive pills... Yesterday was the last one. At this time, as if it wasn't lively enough, Zuo Yongbang's stomach growled—hungry, Zuo Yongbang wanted to go down and buy some food, and bought some medicine by the way.The two could only go downstairs shivering in their down jackets. At the intersection, Zuo Yongbang pointed at a supermarket and a 24-hour pharmacy on both sides of the road tremblingly. "We divide the work. You go to the pharmacy to buy medicine, and I go to the supermarket to buy some food. We will meet here later." "..." Before Mi Qi could speak, Zuo Yongbang had already wrapped himself up and ran away. He ran to the 24-hour convenience store, happily bought a lot of pastries, and trotted all the way back.Sure enough, Mickey was waiting for him at the crossroads with a smile.The two went upstairs hand in hand sweetly and affectionately, carrying large and small bags of food and pushing through the door. Miqi was in the pocket the whole time, with a vague smile on his face, watching Zuo Yongbang happily put the food on the coffee table Spread it out, opened the red wine again, poured a glass each, "Come on, let's each have a glass of wine... Let's celebrate..." Mickey took the cup and smiled. "Actually, I want to tell you, thank you, Mickey, you really gave me a very good feeling today." "Oh? Why?" It was that faint smile again. "You make me feel like I'm twenty-five again." "Twenty-five? Why?" "How old am I?" Zuo Yongbang pointed to himself. "Forty, what's the matter?" "When I was twenty-five years old, I didn't dare to chase after the pretty girls in school." Zuo Yongbang smiled slightly, "Why? Because they are always on top, and we will always be toads who want to eat swan meat But I am forty this year, let me tell you the truth, when I see those girls again, they are the bulls in my eyes." "Cow? What kind of cow?" "Haven't you heard the story of Pao Ding Jie Niu? Their weaknesses, their shortcomings, as long as you look at them and cut them down, they are all the same set of procedures, and you can completely fix them with your eyes closed. To be honest, it's really boring." Speaking of this, Zuo Yongbang sighed desolately... There is really a feeling of... a lonely master. "..." "But only when I was twenty-five years old, I saw girls of the same age, they were the same as me. We were completely equal, and no one had to dominate the other, because no one could dominate the other. That This feeling is the most equal and beautiful..." Zuo Yongbang suddenly felt a little sad, and looked at Miqi with a smile, "You brought me back to being twenty-five today, thank you." "You're welcome." Mickey also said with a smile. The two clinked glasses, put down the glasses, Zuo Yongbang gradually approached Mi Qi, and the two kissed passionately. "Where's the medicine?" Zuo Yongbang asked softly. "I didn't buy it." Mickey also replied softly. "what?" 米琪一动不动地看着左永邦，“你是不是男人，这种药要我来买？” 左永邦愣了半天没反应过来…… 这……是什么意思……什么叫……你是不是男人……这种药要我来买…… 每个中文字都听得懂，但集结在一起…… 真的变成了匪夷所思、很难理解的话啊…… 左永邦愣了足足十秒钟，终于恼羞成怒了——因为实在听不懂。 “什么叫我不是男人？”他先试探地问。 “你就不是男人！” “我怎么就不是男人了？这药本来就不是我用的，是你用的避孕药，怎么我不买我就不是男人了？” “喔！你一个人屁颠屁颠地去超市买零食，你让我一个女孩子一个人半夜三更跑到药房去买避孕药？”米琪冲着他喊。 “怎么啦？回来会被人打劫吗？会有人打劫避孕药吗？”左永邦也终于恼怒起来。 “这种东西本来就应该男人买的！” “怎么这种东西本来就应该是男人买的？凭什么这种东西就应该男人买呢？这不是你用的东西吗？” “你懂不懂保护女人？”米琪嘶喊。 “我怎么就不保护你了？”左永邦反问。 简直是，无理取闹啊…… “好，我再问你，照你的逻辑，男人凭什么非要保护女人？”左永邦忍住气，平心静气地问。 “你还是不是人啊你？这种问题你都问得出来？你是男人，男人力气大，天生就应该保护女人！” “我是要和你上床！不是要和你打架！” 米琪愣了，她呆呆地看着左永邦，仿佛不认识面前的男人，但自己怎么会为不认识的男人流泪呢？ 摸了摸自己的脸，眼泪不知道什么时候流了下来。 米琪泪眼盈盈地看着左永邦，拎了衣服又要离家出走。 被左永邦一把拉住。 “离家出走是吧？这也是你们女人的特权是吧？咱们今天不是男女平等吗？我也享受一回！” 左永邦拽了衣服，也气得浑身哆嗦，摔门出去。 根本就搞不明白，到底是发生了什么见鬼的事情。 下了楼，半夜两点。 整个城市只有街灯是亮着的。 左永邦一时间完全不知要到哪里去，摸摸口袋，只有几十块钱，去住酒店当然不可能。这点钱只有打车到顾小白家去，不管怎么样先蹭一晚上再说。于是左永邦拦了一辆出租车，往顾小白家赶。 “看来自己还是不了解女人啊……”左永邦看着车窗外，有些气恼，有些沮丧，又有些幸福。 真是一种微妙的感觉。 到顾小白家，左永邦出了电梯，走在楼道里，还没敲门，就听到里面顾小白和阿千吵得不可开交的声音。 “我怎么知道你那些破卡都是跟米琪买的？你买那些破玩意儿干吗？” “米琪一天到晚在用左永邦的钱！所以一点地位都没有，我当然要援助她啦！” “废话！你不是也一直在用我的钱？你买那些破卡的钱也是我的！” “用你的钱怎么了？用你的钱怎么了？男人天生就应该给女人钱用的！” 顾小白愣了愣，“啊！哈哈！你终于说出来了！男人天生要给女人钱用的！是吗？为什么为什么为什么？” “你没看到每张钞票上印的都是男人的头？什么时候上面印女人的头我就给你钱用？” 屋子里，阿千冲着顾小白没头没脑地大喊。 "..." 趁着顾小白被这句话震得大脑休克，一时张口结舌的当下口，阿千大举反攻。 “凭什么男人可以在外面花天酒地！就算风流？凭什么女人在外面多玩玩，就嫁也嫁不出去？” “那凭什么你们女人结婚非要男人有房子有车子？男人上辈子欠你们的？” 顾小白也终于反应过来，第二回合开始。 “那离了婚之后呢？离婚之后凭什么男人更加吃香？啊？就像那个左永邦。女人凭什么离了次婚就贬值了？男人不贬值反而还升值？！” “升值贬值升值贬值！你们女人考虑问题还能再狭隘一点吗？除了整天想自己有没有人要，还能想点别的吗？” “废话！女人一辈子最大的梦想就是有个好男人！不像你们男人，一辈子最大的梦想是有无数个好看的女人” "Who are you talking about?" “我就说你你个王八蛋！我要像你一样有过那么多男朋友我还嫁得出去？” “开拓思维开拓思维！你还有没有点别的攻击啊？翻来覆去就这点东西。” “你还说我呢！你一个男人像女人一样和我唧唧歪歪对吵，你也好意思。” “你说谁唧唧歪歪？” “你你你！”阿千说。 “像谁？” “像女人！” 顾小白愣了……“你到底在骂谁？” 阿千也愣住了，一时算不清楚了，“靠！”跑上来踹了顾小白一脚打开门就跑。 “有种你别跑！”顾小白捂着脚追出去。 门外早已空空荡荡，左永邦不知何时已经走了。 纵横的楼道里，阿千和顾小白还在你追我赶。 “有种你别逃！” “有种你别追！” “有种你别回来！” “有种你别锁门！” 两人就这么一追一逃地在大楼内穿梭。 “男人和女人，从诞生的那一天起，就各自拥有了数不清的优势和劣势。男人凭什么追求女人？女人凭什么不断地在逃？当你作为猎物被我追到，凭什么反过来对我指手画脚？其实，男人和女人，就像两块严丝合缝的拼图，只有找到你的那一块，才会幸福和满足。至少左永邦看着米琪不断地在哭，他突然意识到一个巨大的错误。当一个女人万分伤心的时候，你能做的只有默默抱住她，然后……” "..." "..." “哭的比她更凶！” 左永邦默默地回到家，推开门，看着黯然神伤的米琪，突然一把抱住，号啕大哭，米琪完全被吓坏了。 “你怎么了？你怎么了？没事吧你？” “我不知道，我好伤心，我觉得我怎么做都不对，我好伤心，我连生也不应该被生出来！呜呜呜呜……” 左永邦扑在米琪怀里，哭得呼天抢地。 米琪虽然不知道发生了什么事，但仍然抱着左永邦，拍着他的背脊，安慰他。 她同时瞪大着眼睛，张望着四周。 完全不知道哪里出了问题。 尽管如此，“每个女人与生俱来的母爱……永远是你体验过的……最伟大的爱情……” 窗外，夜凉如水。 这个都市里，一个中年男子哭得是如此伤心……