"Director, can I hand in the script of the episode I promised you last time? I'm sick and have a fever... Listen... Ho... Ho... Yes, it rained yesterday and I caught a cold... Your place It didn’t come down to me, it rained here, the thunderstorms in some areas were so severe, they hit my forehead with ping-pong-pong-pong, crackling—no, no, I’m still dumb, listen...he...he..." After hanging up the phone, Gu Xiaobai heaved a long sigh of relief. He went back to the computer, sat down, and stared at the screen blankly. "Love, does such a thing exist? If it exists, why does it have inconsistent faces everywhere? If it doesn't exist, why do people cry for it, laugh for it and die for it? Love, in the final analysis, is it not for us to satisfy reality The biggest lie ever spun out of the needs of the world?"

——A total of ninety-two Chinese characters flashed on the screen. From two o'clock this morning to now, these ninety-two characters have neither increased nor decreased, as if they have existed there since ancient times. He turned his head to look at the clock. It was already nine o'clock in the morning, and the sound of traffic and people downstairs could be heard endlessly. In other words, I have been sitting in front of the computer for seven hours. Gu Xiaobai is a sitcom screenwriter. Unlike other familiar professions—doctors, lawyers, teachers, etc., the profession of "screenwriting" has always existed in reality but is full of surreal colors.Whenever it is mentioned, the other party always shows a surprised look—"Huh? Screenwriter, I have never known such a person in my life!" "Then what kind of person writes the TV series you watch every day?" What about it!" Gu Xiaobai couldn't help but want to ask every time.

Modern people who live by watching soap TV dramas every day feel that the existence of "screenwriters" is inconceivable, and it seems that they can only appear in TV dramas. This cannot but be said to be an absurd thing. What's even more absurd is... "Then what works have you written?" Gu Xiaobai would show embarrassment every time someone asked this question next time. "I'm a 'screenwriter' whose work has never been shown on screen." Such an answer, once uttered, can't help but want to commit suicide. However, in fact, this is a very normal thing.Every year, various production companies that take the production of TV dramas as their own responsibility will invest a lot of money, energy, and hire various staff.However, it is almost a drop in the bucket that can be selected by the TV station and finally appear in front of the audience in the form of broadcast.The remaining large number of episodes can only be reduced to a backlog of waste products in the warehouse, or released as shoddy pirated DVDs.

The staff who have participated in the film (from the director to the tea) have the illusion that it is difficult to distinguish whether they have experienced such a thing. Gu Xiaobai always acts as a part of it. However, despite this, countless production companies still invest a lot of money and manpower every year to produce such dramas with no future and no future. The ending is of course either to close down or change careers. So Gu Xiaobai is a person who is always living in turmoil. When there is a lot of work, he can have an income of 20,000 to 30,000 a month.And every time a company went bankrupt, he fell into a real "sorrow of rabbit death and fox sorrow".Because this may mean that he will not receive a penny next month...

What was the reason for choosing such a way of life?Gu Xiaobai can’t remember it anymore. He only remembers that after graduating from university, he did not follow what most people choose—choose a mainstream and stable company, get a reliable and stable salary, and then marry a practical and capable wife. Finally, a son with a tiger head and a tiger head is born-once such a thing as the trajectory of life enters a certain gear, it will continue to run endlessly.One wrong step, one wrong step, and you will be reduced to what you are now. When the world is really bad, Gu Xiaobai will have no choice but to write emotional columns, horoscopes and other messy things for various third-rate magazines and newspapers...

In a blink of an eye, he was already in his early thirties. Living in such a highly tense city like Shanghai, and still living in such a turbulent way in his early thirties, even Gu Xiaobai himself sometimes feels very terrified. A month ago, a film and television company heard about his ethereal existence from nowhere and invited him to write a script called .The main idea is to tell about the relationship between men and women from the perspective of a man, and to look at various problems in the relationship between the sexes from the perspective of a man. The essence... ——"Men don't have a good thing." Such a well-known sentence hangs in the mouth of women.

Gu Xiaobai carefully disassembled it, analyzed it piece by piece, and spread it out to see, "Why don't men have a good thing" and even "Why don't men have a good thing" "What is a good thing?" ——Is it in line with women’s wishful thinking? ——What kind of strange animal is a man? ——In the process of love and communication between the sexes, how does the logic of the other party work that makes every woman scratch her head and can't figure it out? ——How to make women understand the creatures of men thoroughly?So much so that let him cheer up from despair first, and then realize that—that's what men think...

—so as not to have any false expectations. -- so that you can live comfortably physically and mentally. It is such a drama that is positive and positive, self-defeating but not self-defeating...with a weird temperament. It is simply selling the group of men to women, and completely betraying the existence of the tacit alliance of "men"-everyone just discusses how to think, do things, associate with women, and "fight" with women.But you have drawn up our strategy, tactics, and even the marching route map and handed it over. A crime worse than treason... This made Gu Xiaobai fall into guilt and anxiety, as if once this drama was lucky enough to be staged, he would be shot and killed by any male animal on the road, and then hang his head on the top of the city...

himself a traitor. But any traitor has a reason to justify himself. Gu Xiaobai has not received money for two or three months, and even horoscopes, which are written with eyes closed, have been repeatedly rejected by editors—the reason is that it is the same as last month. exactly the same.Gu Xiaobai took the job angrily—since no man would pay him for not being a traitor, he had to find a way to support himself. From the first episode, Gu Xiaobai intends to puncture the thing of "love" thoroughly. ——Does love exist? ——Is it the biggest lie since human civilization? ——People put all their practical needs—sexual desire, sense of security of life, instinct of animal reproduction—all under the veil of tenderness of "love", so that they cry for it, laugh for it, and live for it rather than die , set himself on fire...

And love... Maybe it doesn't exist at all. There is no such invisible, intangible, or measurable thing with the most sophisticated instruments in the world, just like "ghosts". "Materialism" and "atheists" can justly and confidently declare that there are no ghosts in this world, but no radical atheist has declared that there is no love in this world. If you're a traitor, just make it bigger... ——It’s better to be anti-human. In this way, a month has passed, and up to now, ninety-two characters have been written in the first episode. "Does love exist? If it exists, why does it have inconsistent faces everywhere? If it does not exist, why do people cry for it, laugh for it and die for it? Love, in the final analysis, is it to meet the needs of reality? And the biggest lie ever woven?"

Gone…… It's a job that makes me want to die... Gu Xiaobai yawned a lot while thinking, and planned to go to the bathroom to wash his face, and then go back to the house and sleep.Just then, the doorbell behind him rang. "Who?" "Me." At nine o'clock in the morning, a person named "I" knocked on the door. "Who are you." "I am me..." A female voice outside replied, "Express delivery." "Express! Express, you are so naughty with me!" Opening the door cursingly, Gu Xiaobai thought it would be too late to close it again, pushing and pushing the door with the people outside.Finally, Ah Qian squeezed himself in smoothly, stood in the middle of the living room, and asked Gu Xiaobai confidently: "How much have you written?" "I didn't write a word." Gu Xiaobai said bluntly. Ah Qian is a beauty, as long as she doesn't speak or communicate with others, no one can deny that she is a beauty.She has exquisite facial features, beautiful long hair, a 1.7 meter tall figure with good bumps, and a... A brain that often short-circuits, a brain that can make any normal person go into shock, a brain that doesn't know how to function... Aqian was Gu Xiaobai's neighbor when he was a child. When they were three or five years old, the two of them used to play together with their buttocks naked.Later, Gu Xiaobai moved and lost contact with Ah Qian.Unexpectedly, more than twenty years later, Gu Xiaobai met her on the set once—of course he couldn’t recognize her. After saying each other’s names, the two of them were stunned for a long time before they dared to recognize each other—she had turned into an actor, and Like Gu Xiaobai, a wandering actor who has been worrying about accepting plays all day long. Fate is so inexplicable. After that day, Ah Qian often came to play with Gu Xiaobai.In a way, both are outcasts from mainstream society and supposedly get along well.But even Gu Xiaobai can't bear it sometimes... Because she is so crazy. "I said shopping with you is not shopping in the supermarket." There was no way to sleep anyway, so Gu Xiaobai simply dragged Aqian to a large supermarket downstairs, and pushed the cart to stock up on food for himself. "Can you find a boyfriend? He always bothers me for no reason." "I'm not looking for it. I'm not very famous now, and I can't find anything decent if I look for it. I can only make do with you first." "Where did I provoke you?" "When I become a star, there will be nothing for nothing. What kind of group president, business tycoon, Arabian prince..." Ah Qian was deeply moved, "I still have to choose among them. How rich..." "It's as ugly as it gets." "That's masculine, do you understand me! Have you ever heard of a female celebrity marrying a punk?" "No, I've heard that the little bastard dreamed of being a star." "That's called ideals! You have to have ideals, not like you! A big man is carrying a small basket, like a village girl." While arguing, the two pushed the cart to the refrigerator.Gu Xiaobai ignored her, picked up two boxes of milk and compared them repeatedly. "This box is only 5 yuan, but it's not very good." Gu Xiaobai was in great pain. "This box is quite delicious, and it costs 15 yuan. Which one should I buy?" "Village girl!" "Hey?! I want this!" After looking carefully in front of the freezer, Gu Xiaobai's eyes lit up, and he picked up another box that was completely out of place on the side, and put it into the basket without hesitation. "This... this box of 30..." "You care about me!" Gu Xiaobai walked forward with the basket in his hand, "This box is beautifully packaged." I'm afraid Gu Xiaobai's perception of Aqian is also applicable to Aqian's view of Gu Xiaobai... "I've never seen such a nervous man." Ah Qian thought fearfully. Suddenly, a woman's voice came from a distance, "Gu Xiaobai..." Gu Xiaobai turned his face slightly, as if discerning carefully, then his face turned pale, and he quickly took Ah Qian's hand. Ah Qian, who was a little shy just now, was suddenly pulled by a strong force, and ran involuntarily... Did you run into some creditor?Ah Qian was being dragged by Gu Xiaobai to run away like a lost dog while thinking, after the two of them pushed the cart around at a high speed among various shelves, Gu Xiaobai stopped suddenly. A man and a woman stood in front of them, looking at Gu Xiaobai and Ah Qian with a slight smile on their faces. The woman is about thirty years old, with a sweet smile, wearing a professional suit; the man next to her looks about forty, in suits and leather shoes, with a kind of elegance and calmness unique to mature men. The two knew at a glance who they were from the "golden collar" class of a big company. Looks like they're still a couple. Facing these two people, Ah Qian suddenly felt ashamed. Gu Xiaobai next to him seemed to have taken too much Botox, his face was stiff, and he forced out an embarrassed smile. "Hi……" "Handsome guy!" The woman looked at Gu Xiaobai and greeted him warmly, then shifted her gaze to Ah Qian, and looked him up and down. "This is your current girlfriend? Call me 'Angela'." She smiled at Ah Qian and held out her hand. "What Kira?" Ah Qian asked shyly because he didn't understand clearly or his English was not good. "I'm sorry, her grandma is ill. We are going to the hospital to see her grandma." Regardless of explaining, Gu Xiaobai grabbed Ah Qian and was about to run away. "What's the rush? We haven't seen each other for so long, let's have dinner together. Right? Yongbang?" As she spoke, Angela snuggled sweetly on the man named Yongbang next to her. "You are the woman I love the most...you have the most... lips..." Just when Gu Xiaobai was thinking hard, there was a singer named Yongbang who sang something... "Really, don't worry, my grandma died long ago." Ah Qian, who was beside him, had already blinked his big eyes and looked at the man in a nympho. "I wish I could strangle you." In the restaurant, Gu Xiaobai whispered harshly at A Qian.But Aqian has completely ignored him, watching the man named Zuo Yongbang carefully cut the steak, and sending each piece of steak to Zhong Zhen with a fork tenderly and lovingly——the Chinese of the woman named Angela Name——in her mouth, she couldn't help but glow with nympho again. "How did you know each other?" "It's like this..." Zhong Zhen glanced at the man next to him affectionately, "One morning, I was running outside, and after the run, I went to a small shop on the street to buy a bouquet of flowers for myself. But I was wearing a tracksuit and forgot I had no money with me, and he happened to be next to me and paid for it for me. That’s how we got to know each other.” "Oh! Love at first sight!" "He said the same thing...emphasizing it over and over again." The woman transformed into Angela hugged the man next to her softly, "I'm tired of hearing it, right? Yongbang?" The handsome middle-aged man named Zuo Yongbang looked at Zhong Zhen softly and smiled. "I'm sorry, I'll avoid it for a while." After speaking, Gu Xiaobai stood up, nodded to the two of them, and staggered towards the toilet. When I got to the bathroom, I suppressed the nausea. It's just... I can't hold on anymore. Why are you so sick to your stomach? Why does sharing happiness with other people cause such disgust in myself? Maybe it's the affectation of this woman? For some reason, Gu Xiaobai always felt that there was something pretentious about this person. In Gu Xiaobai's view, in this world, there is no one who is as happy as in a fairy tale every minute. Perhaps because of his own darkness, Gu Xiaobai always suspects that the thing of "love at first sight" is false and created out of thin air. Probably jealousy. "What's wrong with you? Did you eat badly?" As soon as he raised his head, Aqian came over at some point and asked with concern. "I am disgusted by you." "Go back? Huh?" Ah Qian helped him up with concern, "Be patient, be patient." Just returned to the seat, before sitting down, Zhong Zhen greeted Gu Xiaobai excitedly, "Xiaobai Xiaobai! I just made an agreement with Yongbang, this Saturday is my birthday, you all come to my party!" "Oh, yes! Tomorrow I..." "Don't say no!" Zhong Zhen decisively cut off Gu Xiaobai's retreat, and sweetly embraced the man beside him, "Yongbang is from a public relations company, and he is best at events!" "If you don't come, I won't help her." The charming man named Zuo Yongbang looked at Gu Xiaobai with a smile. "How dare you! See if I won't break up with you!" "Then what do you have to thank me for?" "I'll just repay you tonight." "No." The man looked at Gu Xiaobai again, "Xiaobai must agree." The two of them are so openly showing their happiness, even if they are as strong as Gu Xiaobai, they are too weak to hold on any longer, "Can't I go?" "How did you know that clock... Zhong Zhen?" In the evening, after saying goodbye to Ah Qian, Gu Xiaobai went to Luo Shu's family.Luo Shuquan is Gu Xiaobai's best friend since college, and the two of them got along very well in college.While Gu Xiaobai was busy picking up girls, Luo Shuquan was busy playing games.When Gu Xiaobai abandoned those girls, Luo Shuquan was responsible for comforting them.The two have survived like a mutual help group to this day, and even rented a house in the same building after graduation. To be honest, Luo Shuquan is not ugly, not only is he not ugly, he looks a lot like Harry Potter with a little tidying up.It's a pity that Harry Potter is always associated with things like justice and courage, and no one would think of him when it comes to love. Probably because of being too upright and dull, Luo Shuquan still doesn't have a girlfriend, works in an Internet technology company, and at the same time teaches computer courses in a private university. "Don't mention it, my ex-girlfriend's friend played with us for a while. Do you know what her biggest hobby is? It is to observe whether the LV in someone's hand is real or fake from ten meters away. What do you think? None of your business?" "Then what happened next?" "Later, I liked to give all kinds of opinions between me and my ex-girlfriend. In the end, it got mixed up and we broke up. She even accused me very righteously. She asked me to educate me several times, but she was rejected. I escaped, who do you think this is? I really didn’t escape this time..." Lying on Luo Shuquan's sofa, Gu Xiaobai let out a long sigh. "That Zuo Yongbang seems to be a character, so why does he like Zhong Zhen, a woman with no temperament and no looks?" Gu Xiaobai suddenly thought, "Is he a feminist who knows what he can't do and does it for the sake of Sacrifice yourself with lofty beliefs?" "What good will that do him?" "It's tragic, or it's because I did a lot of bad things in order to get to this point, so I found someone like this to punish myself and gain inner balance." "That's so perverted." Luo Shuquan was also amazed, "Hey, do you think his taste started to change because he was so rich? I heard that rich people have very strange tastes." The two discussed it seriously. "Forget it, you, if you want to like a woman like Zhong Zhen from the bottom of your heart, how rich do you have to be? You have to be so rich that when you see a girl who is a little neater, your stomach will feel tired and you will want to vomit. the point." "Or he is a foreigner!" "You are a foreigner!" "That proves that it can only be love." Luo Shuquan sighed, "It's still true love that is not in the name of love." "What is the name of love?" Gu Xiaobai stared blankly at him. "There are too many, well, for men..." Luo Shuquan explained tirelessly, "My girlfriend is so beautiful that you are so jealous, so I like her; she is the 'first time', I am not only happy but also sad, There is an inexplicable sense of responsibility, so I like her; she is not the 'first time', but I like her...but I am too afraid to marry her." Luo Shuquan said while wringing his fingers, "For a woman For example, a man drives a BMW, and I like him; he looks like an artist, and I like him; he has been chasing me for a hundred years, and I didn’t respond to him at first, but then I realized that I was getting old, and I started to like him back—this is all It’s ulterior—it looks like they match, but in fact it has nothing to do with love, it’s in the name of love.” In the name of love? That's right... "Then according to what you say," Gu Xiaobai opened his mouth wide, "I think all the love in the world is in the name of love, under the guise of love." "At least Zuo Yongbang is not, because he has no pretense to fight." "Hey...won't you go with me?" "Didn't you take Ah Qian there?" "Just looking at Zuo Yongbang's eyes at Aqian, can I take her there?" Gu Xiaobai said bitterly, "How do I deal with Zuo Yongbang who is chasing after him?" "Aren't you looking at them right now and don't you like this pair? Let Ah Qian stir it up." "Aqian is now my girlfriend on the surface... Even if they misunderstood, they will be wrong. Zhong Zhen is already in a mess, and this Zuo Yongbang is her boyfriend. Oh, my girlfriend will chase him again—— Am I not at the bottom of a food chain? I have provoked someone, why am I at the bottom of the food chain?" Luo Shuquan stared at him blankly. "You are really far-sighted, and you have already considered it so deeply?" "That is." Suddenly, the cell phone next to Luo Shuquan rang.Luo Shuquan looked at the call, and his expression suddenly changed. "What's the matter? Take it?" Luo Shuquan still hesitated to touch it. "Who is it?" Gu Xiaobai became curious. "My student..." There is a female student named Xiaoxiao in Luo Shu's class. She is a sophomore in high school. She is beautiful and cool. She always has an air of indifference to everything.But after attending the five training classes, he fell in love with Luo Shuquan deeply.The other party was only seventeen years old, how could Luo Shuquan dare to accept the move.Although Luo Shuquan advocates love without reason, but "without reason" to this point, Luo Shuquan has no idea.He answered the phone, but he didn't expect the other party to say on the phone that he had already killed him downstairs.Luo Shuquan hung up the phone and went downstairs with a pale face. Sure enough, not far away, Xiaoxiao was waiting for him wearing a hat and chewing gum. Go downstairs to intercept people, this is something only the underworld can do... "What's the matter?" Luo Shu asked anxiously as he walked over. "what are you doing?" "talk with friends." "Boyfriend girlfriend?" "Men, men." Luo Shuquan quickly explained, and suddenly realized that there was no need to explain to her, "Guan—what's none of your business?" "Did you receive the email I sent you?" "No." "Okay, let me tell you, I like you." Looking at the bewildered Luo Shuquan in front of her, Xiaoxiao began to stamp her feet. "I like you like you like you like you!" "Don't get excited, don't get excited..." Luo Shuquan was frightened to death. "Did you hear that?" "heard it." "Then have you received my EMAIL?" "received." "do you like me?" "I don't understand..." After an awkward silence, Luo Shuquan finally plucked up his courage, "Why do you like me?" "It's you who likes you! Where's the reason?" She waved her hand irritably, "I like how you look in get out of class! I like how you look after class!" Luo Shuquan was dumbfounded, "I have these two looks..." "I like them all." Xiaoxiao said bluntly, "Since I like you, you also like me..." "Wait! When did I say I like you?" "You don't like me? You don't like me, you answer my phone so tremblingly? You don't like me, you dare not look at me in class? You don't look at me no matter how much trouble I make down there?" "Xiaoxiao," couldn't stand it anymore, Luo Shuquan had no choice but to beg for mercy, "Let's reason, shall we?" "Don't talk." "I'm so much older than you..." Luo Shuquan looked at her earnestly, and at the same time felt a kind of heartache, "You still don't know what love is." "I know!" Xiaoxiao stared at him, "I only know that you are hypocritical!" After finishing speaking, Xiaoxiao turned around and ran away, disappearing in the blink of an eye. Luo Shuquan was left standing silently downstairs... The ancient road, the west wind, and the thin horse. "Is love completely unreasonable? When we ask the person we love, why do you like me? She answers, I like you, you are you, there is no reason and no reason, should we really believe this sentence? If this is the case, then how did the love end?" The next day, Gu Xiaobai picked up a cafe on the street and continued writing with his laptop. "Love at first sight is like this. The first time we see a person, we have a good impression. Apart from looks and temperament, what else can we do? We don't fall in love at first sight with a pig with a beautiful heart. We deliberately ignore these because we want to make ourselves become sublime." The conclusion has become more and more obvious, but the plot is still not figured out. When Gu Xiaobai was sitting on a chair, holding his chin in a daze, the door of the cafe was pushed, and a woman walked in. Under the agitation of the wind and air current, her hair fluttered slightly. Maybe it's because the skin is too white, the tip of the nose has a little light shining under the light and shadow. She wore sunglasses, took them off next to Gu Xiaobai, picked a seat, put down her bag, and went to the counter to choose coffee. Looking into the eyes under the sunglasses, Gu Xiaobai's heart suddenly tightened... The woman came back with the coffee, sat on the seat next to Gu Xiaobai, picked up a notebook in the bag and read it.Gu Xiaobai looked at her occasionally, and the woman seemed to sense it, and looked back twice. After sitting for two minutes, Gu Xiaobai finally stood up, walked into the bathroom of the cafe, and closed the door. "Will you strike up a conversation?" "Ah?" Luo Shuquan on the phone didn't react at all. "I was in a cafe, and I saw a girl." Gu Xiaobai said excitedly into the phone, "100% aesthetic! Will you strike up a conversation?" "What is chatting up?" "..." He has the heart to kill. "How about this, you go up and say that your mobile phone is out of battery, ask her to borrow her mobile phone, and then dial to your mobile phone, you will have her number." "This is a trick from ten years ago!" "That's what you taught me ten years ago!" If it wasn't for the phone call, Gu Xiaobai would have already taken him out of Haibian. But at the moment, he really couldn't think of a better way. Gu Xiaobai walked out of the bathroom, returned to his seat, put his phone in his pocket, and looked at the woman... She also happened to be on the phone. Prove that she is the one with the phone... Action... half the battle. "I'm sorry, my phone is out of battery, I'm sorry miss..." Gu Xiaobai kept practicing in his heart, walking up in fear, watching the other party put down the phone. Just as I was about to speak, my heart stopped beating for no reason... As if he couldn't feel anything, his chest suddenly felt empty. Gu Xiaobai was shocked. Just as he was about to pretend that nothing happened, he walked past her expressionlessly when a voice suddenly came from beside him. "gentlemen……" He turned his head blankly. "My phone is out of battery..." The woman looked at him beggingly, "Can I borrow your phone?" "Then what happened next?" "After she finished calling, she returned the phone to me, smiled and left." An hour later, Gu Xiaobai found Luo Shuquan—Luo Shuquan was strolling in the street, and the two of them started walking together—and told the miracle just now, still with incredible confusion. "You didn't leave her phone number?" "No." Gu Xiaobai shook his head, "One effort, then decline, three exhaustion..." "That's not bad. We met by chance. Fate starts here and ends here." "But out of curiosity, I dialed the number she called just now. It's a company phone, and the front desk told me the address." "and then?" "I'm going to run over to see if she works there." "You are really indomitable." Luo Shuquan stared at him blankly, "What attracts you to her?" "Pretty—the kind of beauty I like." Gu Xiaobai admitted straightforwardly. "Gone?" "Others are not known yet." "Is it really that important to be beautiful?" "unimportant?" "The heart is more important." "You don't come here." Gu Xiaobai said disdainfully, "Whether it's a man or a woman, as long as one of their friends has a girlfriend, what's the first thing they ask? Is it—"Is it beautiful?" " "..." "Even now, both men and women think that a man's career is more important, and it doesn't matter whether he is handsome or not. But as long as a girl has a boyfriend, the first question all her female friends ask is, is he handsome? A male friend will deliberately avoid this question and ask her what he does." Gu Xiaobai said angrily, "That's why it is important to be beautiful, and everyone is hypocritical." In fact, beauty is of course very important. This is a well-known and tacit premise.No one has said the problem, like the king's new clothes, gradually turned into a plausible question. Luo Shuquan asked himself in his heart more than once, if that female student named Xiaoxiao was not pretty, would he still be confused by her "like"?That should definitely not be the case.Only when "pretty" and the disproportionate "young age" became a conflict, Luo Shuquan began to fight between heaven and man. After stomping her feet downstairs at his house yesterday, Xiaoxiao started playing and disappeared today, and she didn't come to class for no reason.On the contrary, Luo Shuquan felt a kind of panic, and couldn't help calling her to ask her why she was absent from class.Xiaoxiao cried on the phone, crying and asking him out again.Luo Shuquan didn't dare to agree, and he didn't dare to say no, so he had to use Gu Xiaobai's deeds to find some moral support for himself. Unexpectedly, Gu Xiaobai's complete appearance associationism made Luo Shuquan even more ashamed. "Hey? Why don't you go to Zhong Zhen's birthday party with me at night?" Gu Xiaobai had a flash of inspiration, "You also happened to go to see the birthday party that Zuo Yongbang hosted for Angela Zhong. How resigned is this love that sweeps away everything." "Who?" "Zuo Yongbang? Immortal! He is an idol in my heart now...Huh? I'm here?" Walking on the street with Luo Shuquan, Gu Xiaobai suddenly stopped. Looking at an office building next to it. "Where are you?" Luo Shuquan followed his gaze. A place I don't know at all. "It's the company that woman called just now!" Gu Xiaobai looked at Luo Shuquan, "Otherwise, what do you think I'm wandering around with you on the street!" After receiving the address of Zhong Zhen's house, Luo Shuquan left indignantly.Gu Xiaobai started walking around the office building, which is near Parkson on Huaihai Road.It was time to get off work, and the streets were full of stylishly dressed white-collar women. Gu Xiaobai looked at the quicksand-like crowd... If you didn't choose this weird job at the beginning, you wouldn't be reduced to the situation where you can only stay at home every day, right? I don't like white-collar women who wear small suits and behave well. After analyzing it like this, I feel a bit perverted... But having said that, I am full of obsession and appreciation for women with "serious jobs"... If I was still working in the advertising company where I worked briefly, I am afraid this would not be the case.Then you may appreciate girls like singers and actors who are full of surreal atmosphere. People are always full of longing for the unreachable shore... Just as he was thinking about it, someone tapped him on the shoulder suddenly. I almost thought I was going to be fascinated by someone... Turning his head, the face that made his heart flutter two hours ago was beside him, looking at him and smiling. "What a coincidence? Why did I meet you again?" She was wearing a black dress with bare shoulders. The contrast between her super fair skin and the black linen was dazzling. It was as if all the light was focused on her alone again. "Yeah, what a coincidence..." Gu Xiaobai finally took a long, slow breath of relief and laughed. "My name is Lin Rou." The beautiful white-collar worker stretched out her hand to him and smiled. Gu Xiaobai walked slowly with her on the street at the beginning of the Hua Deng. Lin Rou said that she was doing marketing for a company in the office building just now—a typical urban white-collar job.Gu Xiaobai also shyly introduced his work.She said that your name is Xiaobai, what did your parents think? He said that Xiaobai was not his real name. He had a girlfriend before, and he often called him Xiaobai Xiaobai when he was happy.At first he thought it was Crayon Shin-chan calling his dog, and thought he was cute, but later he realized that Xiaobai was the abbreviation of "little idiot".She laughed and looked at him, he turned his face away and looked at the street lights, his smile was psychedelic. The street lights are beautiful, the night is very long, and the crowd is like quicksand, rushing towards them, and then disappearing behind them like an ebb.Lin Rou is very beautiful, and Gu Xiaobai is not bad either, they always attract admiring eyes, stop for a while and then leave.There seems to be some kind of strange magic power in this gaze, as if everyone is applauding the well-matched couple. In this way, it is not a pair of public eyes that are really sorry for these inspections. Gradually, Gu Xiaobai felt a pair of arms wrapped around his shoulders. If they are not so good-looking, if they are not so right in terms of image alone, they may not be able to enjoy the magical benefits under this kind of gaze. Everyone walking with a partner wants to be looked at, to feel a sense of unity in the jealous gaze and a sense of division in the sympathetic gaze.This vision is a silent force that will gradually gather you and gradually tear you apart. This is actually very vanity, but also very practical.Love is almost negligible at this time. Inexplicably following Gu Xiaobai back home, Lin Rou watched Gu Xiaobai close the door, then turned to look at him.The two stared at each other, feeling that fate was so wonderful—but not that they were so frivolous—and looked at each other for a long time, as if all the words were spoken through their eyes. "Is there anything else you want to say?" Gu Xiaobai asked softly. Lin Rou shook her head, "What about you?" "No." "Then come on." Even though all this seems so unbelievable, and it is the first time in Gu Xiaobai's unreliable life, but... isn't that what love is all about? There is no reason to talk about, no logic to deduce. If everything is done step by step, it can be piled up by calculation, and there is no "mysterious" factor.Love is such a thing, it will not make people flock to it. 顾小白刚要闭上眼睛，把吻凑过去，电话铃响了。 是罗书全，他和女学生潇潇都已经待在钟贞楼下待命，只等着顾小白把他们接应上去，问顾小白到了没有。 “快到啦！”顾小白说。 “到个毛！”罗书全在电话里喊，“你周围听起来这么安静，难道想骗我你现在室外？加上……你说话为什么这么喘？” “什么这么喘？” “就是这么喘，呼呼喘气的喘……你到底在干什么？” “锻炼身体呀！” “锻炼个毛！” 罗书全和潇潇站在陌生的住宅楼下，地点人物就让他浑身燥热不已，就盼着顾小白来搭救，如果顾小白再不来，罗书全恐怕自杀的心情都有。挂了电话，顾小白望着林柔苦笑，林柔也望着他微笑，刚才的魔力眨眼间消失不见。 或许这是上帝的安排。 不要那么快开始，那么草率，那么仓促，因为她将会是我认真对待的爱人。 不得不说，在自我安慰这种超能力上，顾小白又拔得头筹。他问林柔要不要一起去朋友的派对，介绍自己最好的朋友给她认识。林柔微笑柔顺地点头，仿佛已经是顾小白的正牌女友。 正所谓——缘，妙不可言。 连顾小白都要开始怀疑起来，自己这个剧本，光第一集就不成立了。 往下，连生存都成问题了…… 牵着林柔的手，到了钟贞家楼下，罗书全的耐心已经降到负数。隔了老远就看到怨念在头顶飘散，边上站着一个巨萌巨酷的小萝莉。顾小白看着两人狂笑。罗书全心里恨得要死，但又有一种隐秘的亢奋。好像在为了爱情犯一项重罪，又悲壮又光荣。顾小白逗了一会儿潇潇，让她叫自己叔叔，又问她要不要吃棒棒糖。潇潇看着顾小白，好像看空气。顾小白非常没趣，觉得一点也不好玩。 “生日快乐！”开了门，顾小白对着一脸诧异的钟贞说，“没带礼物，除了——”指指林柔，再指指罗书全和潇潇——“这三个人你随便挑一个作礼物好了！” 面对一下子三个陌生人，安吉拉钟简直有些不知所措。 “都是我的朋友。”顾小白补充道，“林柔，罗书全，潇潇。” “欢迎欢迎！”反应过来，钟贞惊喜地说，“快请进！” 屋子是装潢相当考究的三室一厅。 顾小白率先在屋子里四处乱找，东张西望，“左老师呢？” “他在厨房，你怎么那么惦记他？” “他是我偶像。” 潇潇走上去，抬起头，面无表情地望着钟贞。 望着这么清澈但是浑然不知道什么意思的眼神，钟贞又一次……困惑了。 “对不起，洗手间怎么走？” “哦哦，在这边。” 长长地松了口气，钟贞把潇潇带去洗手间，看着门关上，马上杀将回来，上上下下地看着林柔，“你是顾小白的女朋友？” 林柔笑了笑，没有说话。 “小白，”钟贞叫起来，“这前后才一天！过两天你要请客。” “为什么我要请客？” “哦——林柔啊，”钟贞压低声音，又恰好保证所有人都能听到，故意在林柔耳边嘀咕，“我跟你说，我昨天遇到顾小白的时候，他正在……” “好好！请客请客！现在你知道她多讨厌了吧。”顾小白小声对罗书全说，完全搞不懂自己为什么来参加这种没头没脑的派对。阿千搅完局就跑了，自己和林柔不尴不尬地存在在那里——或许真像之前所说，所有的意义在于让罗书全参考一下左永邦——是怎样对这种横扫一切的爱情逆来顺受。 刚想到这里，左永邦擦着双手从厨房走出来。又会下厨、又是公司高管的中年成熟男子简直性感到爆。左永邦好像俘虏般高举双手，“欢迎欢迎！” “这是林柔！”钟贞高兴地对左永邦介绍，“顾小白的新女友！这是罗书全……” 罗书全也有些羞涩起来，伸出手寒暄地弯腰。 快把你的魔法棒拿出来，把他变成刺猬。 顾小白正在胡思乱想的时候，潇潇从洗手间出来，被顾小白一把抓住，拉在罗书全面前——仿佛为自己哥们挣面子似的——“这是罗书全的女朋友。” “你好……嗯？” 望着潇潇，左永邦微笑开始凝固。 “你把头抬起来我看看？” 潇潇低着头，慢慢坚毅地抬起来。 "What for?" "what are you doing?" “这话应该我问你……” 望着左永邦，潇潇略微歪过头，看着他。 "……dad?" 话一出口，所有的人都呆了。 罗书全更是震惊得大脑一片空白。要不是顾小白是始作俑者，连他自己都怀疑这是一个恶毒的圈套，好像所有的噩梦都在刹那间全部实现了一样——趁左永邦和潇潇对峙的十几秒，罗书全飞快地把顾小白拉进洗手间，猛地关上门。 “怎么回事？这到底是怎么回事啊！” “根据我观察，是这样的，”顾小白故作镇定地说，“潇潇是左永邦的女儿，后者是前者的爸。” “废话！我不知道吗？” 罗书全看起来，要跳楼了。 “那你还问我？” “我是说，怎么会搞成这个样子？” “这你不应该问我啊？”顾小白好奇地看着他。 “你摸摸我的胸，你摸摸我的胸！”罗书全一把抓住顾小白的手，按在自己胸口，“我的心脏啊！它快喷出来了！” “你镇定点！镇定点！”顾小白使劲甩开他手，“事到如今，也只有见机行事了！” “行你个头啊！哪里有机可以见？这是摆明了逼死我啊！” “那你打算怎么着？就赖在这厕所里不出去了？” 罗书全一屁股坐在马桶上，“你待会给我送块蛋糕进来好了，你说出去我称呼他什么？伯父？岳父？” 遇到比自己大十岁的男人，因为和比自己小十几岁的女生约会，就变成了岳父。 这样的事情让罗书全有一种把三纲五常全部毁灭的心情。 这时门轻轻开了个缝，潇潇探进头来。 “罗书全，你没事吧？” 罗书全镇定地坐直身子，表示事到如今，我只有把自己扔进马桶冲下去。 “潇潇，”顾小白皱着眉头，“他真的是你爸？” “他有什么了不起的，干吗我要冒认他是我爸？” “这样见到你爸，你一点都不吃惊？” “有什么大不了的吗？” 这下连顾小白，都困惑起来。 “他跟我妈离婚了，”潇潇坦白道，“我和我妈过，不时管他要点零花钱，我怎么会知道遇到他？” 原来是这样，顾小白呆呆地看着潇潇，思维在周身转了一个大小周天。终于若有所悟，俯身在罗书全耳边说起了悄悄话。 “现在，你知道她喜欢你什么了吗？” 罗书全怔怔地看着他，突然间也开始明白起来。 原来，这并不是无缘无故的爱。 回到客厅，左永邦正面带微笑，像什么都没发生过似的帮钟贞插着蛋糕上的蜡烛。林柔在旁边帮着倒饮料。顾小白慢慢地挨到左永邦身边。 "Are you okay?" “啊？”左永邦也一脸诧异。 “我去把罗书全叫出来，你不会砍他吧？” 左永邦呵呵笑起来。 “小孩子闹着玩，你怎么那么紧张？” “你一点无所谓？” “要什么所谓？他们又没做什么。”左永邦笑起来，突然收起笑容，一脸肃杀，“做了吗？” “没有没有！当然没有！” 顾小白吓得魂不附体，双手乱摇，面前的男子……又笑了。 “那不就完了？” “噢……”顾小白走到林柔边上，茫然不已，“我摸不透他啊。” 此时的林柔，像圣母一样爱怜地摸摸顾小白的头，“去把他们叫出来吧。” “你们再不出来，我们就要冲进去了！”顾小白走到洗手间门口，拼命砸门。 过了一会儿，罗书全讪讪地走出来。潇潇也低着头。 潇潇终于面对了爱上罗书全的原因，而罗书全得知原因的时候，心也好痛。 蜡烛的光好亮…… 一口气吹灭蜡烛，钟贞迎接着众人的掌声，把第一块蛋糕分给潇潇。 “第一块给你，潇潇，你受惊了。” 潇潇表示一点也不受惊，接过蛋糕，若无其事地吃起来。 客厅一角…… “不好意思啊，”左永邦走到罗书全边上小声说，“我女儿不懂事。” “不不……是我没留神……”罗书全连忙说。 “谁追谁的？”左永邦笑问。 “她追……不不，是我追她……啊！也不是！” 五内俱焚啊……简直。 “你们别说相声了，你女儿都看着呢。”顾小白走过来，严肃地警告，两人一起回头看了看潇潇，潇潇果然看着他们。 “我们说点儿别的吧。”左永邦窃窃地道。 “对不起。”罗书全坦白，“我被你吓得已经忘了你叫什么了……” 这时，另一边，林柔的手机震了起来，谁也没留意。顾小白一直在留意着阳台上的潇潇。林柔拿起手机，悄悄走开。 潇潇一个人站在阳台的背影看起来又孤单又萧索。顾小白不禁有些心疼。 原以为喜欢上一个人毫无原因。 原来，还是有原因的。 但即便如此，找到原因就非要这么难受不可吗？ 爱一个人非得毫无原因，爱上你因为你就是你，才值得欢欣鼓舞吗？ 顾小白终于走到阳台，和潇潇并排看着窗外的景色。 “想开点。”顾小白转过头，“很多事实你必须面对，面对了才能长大。” 少女默然不语。 “对不起，借我靠一下。” 还没经过同意，潇潇轻轻把头靠在顾小白肩膀。 真不开心啊…… “罗书全跟我说，我并不是喜欢他，我只是需要我爸。” "Isn't it?" “或许吧……可是我爸不要我了，他要谈新的女朋友，比如她……”转过身，潇潇指了指里面的钟贞。 “那是你爸一时糊涂。” “小白！”钟贞突然气势汹汹冲进来。 “你什么耳朵呀！”顾小白简直想从阳台跳下去。 “你看到林柔了吗？她怎么不见了？” 呆呆地望着钟贞，顾小白一时没反应过来。 被潇潇的手肘顶了顶，顺着她的指示看下去。 阳台下面，好大一片小区的空地。 路灯下，停了一辆车，林柔在一个男人面前，似乎在竭力挣脱，最终在他怀里啜泣，那个男人轻轻抚摩着林柔的背。 顾小白呆呆地看着，所有人都围在顾小白边上，关切地看着他。 “不用管，让她去。”刚想出声表示坚强，没想到喉咙已经沙哑。顾小白自己也没意识到的时候，已经跳起来，冲下楼去。 电梯好慢，心跳好快…… 自己，好愚蠢。 到了楼下，望着远处的两个人拥抱着，男人紧紧地抱着林柔，似乎在不断道歉。 林柔则哭得不能自已。 不由自主地朝他们走去，那个男人看到顾小白，也愣了愣。林柔也反应过来，转身走到顾小白面前。 刚要说话…… “嘘……让我猜一猜……”顾小白望着这个才认识一天，便让他先后体验到天堂和地狱的女人，笑起来，“你是他女朋友，他是你男朋友。你们在一起很久，突然有一天，他做了什么对不起你的事情，或者你发现他做了什么对不起你的事情。然后你们吵架，然后下午问我借电话，其实是打给他是吗？” ……对不起先生，我手机没电了，可以借一下你的电话吗？ “然后你遇到我，可能是想忘记不开心的事情，可能是想报复他……” “不是，我没想报复……” “无所谓。”顾小白笑了笑，“反正现在你发现你还是离不开他，他也离不开你，这不是很好嘛……” “对不起，小白。” “别别别，千万别说这个，说这个就俗气了，几个小时，也很好嘛。” 看着顾小白，林柔一句话都讲不出来。 “我这个人有个好处，多惨的情况下都能发掘自己的价值。这回成功被你用来打击你男朋友，成功扳回一局，我很欣慰……”看着不知所措的林柔，顾小白反而宽慰起来。“感情这种事就是这样的嘛，你捅我一刀，我捅你一刀，数数身上的伤口，差不多就行啦。回去吧，人家等着呢。” “那……我回去了。” "it is good……" 恋恋不舍地转身，走了几步，林柔突然又转过头来，笑起来。 “对了，你昨天打电话到我公司，在前台接电话的人……是我。” "..." “一直忘了告诉你，你的声音很性感。” 看着远处明亮的眼，顾小白终于哈哈笑起来。 原来自己也并不是那么受上天恩宠，看着那个人走远，这一天，从下午到晚上，到现在，都恍如一个美好的梦。 梦醒来，还在回味，即便是梦，也留给自己高兴的时光。 多谢你，赠我空欢喜。 “很多事你都需要面对，面对了你才会长大。”不知何时，潇潇站在他身边，“棒棒糖？” 接过棒棒糖，顾小白转过身剥开。 黑暗中，才几个小时前林柔摘下墨镜的眼还在眼前。 还是很甜…… 聚会终于结束，罗书全表示要送潇潇回学校。潇潇读住宿学校，左永邦对顾小白和罗书全说很高兴认识，希望有机会再联系。他们都明白应该给顾小白反应过来的时间。顾小白告别了他们，一个人走在街上。想没多久前，还有一双臂膀缠着自己，让自己觉得新生活要开始，但恍然之间又被打回原形。 或许……真的像他以为的那样。 每个人喜欢上另一个人都会有原因，这个世界上并不存在毫无理由、毫无原因的爱情。除了财富与地位，美丽与才气，或许还有别的。想要一种相似的慰藉，想要满足虚荣心，想要逃避过去，想要宣泄一些感情。这些都挂着爱情的名义，有的慢慢淡去，有的真的爱上了你。有原因并不可怕，可怕的是，不承认这些原因，却把它归结为缘分的神秘。 看来，自己的剧本可以进行了…… 不，等等，还有例外。 忘了还有两个人…… "I'm leaving." 钟贞家门口，面对一桌残羹冷炙的宴席，左永邦笑望着钟贞。 “哦，对了，你等等。”钟贞冲回房间，打开包，取出一份合同。她跑过来递给他，“这是我们两家公司合作的合同，我已经签好字了。” 他微笑着接过合同，收好，放在包里。 “谢谢。”左永邦微笑地看着她。 “谢谢你，陪我做这一场戏。” “你喜欢顾小白那么久，为什么从来不对他说？” “他并不喜欢我，你看不出来？” 钟贞望着左永邦，也微笑起来。 “你想得到我们公司的合作合同，而我只想让他看见我很幸福。喜欢一个人，并不一定需要什么原因，也不一定要什么结果。不是吗？” 她想不到这个时候她喜欢的人正在天桥上，望着人流，双手合十，为他们祈福……