Chapter 47 Forty-seven, he said, actually, Jiang Sheng, you are just a nympho

During the summer vacation of the second year of high school, I did not go back to Weijiaping.I don't want to eat the boiled noodles made by Liangsheng, I am afraid that I will cry nervously when I eat it.You see, my tears are so worthless, if they are said to flow down, they will flow down. When Liang Sheng and Bei Xiaowu left, he kept looking back at me.He said, Jiang Sheng, my parents are not in good health. In fact, I think you should go back and see them. I pursed my lips, lowered my head, and my voice became extremely small. I said, I will go back, but now I don't want to go back.

Jin Ling told Liang Sheng, don't worry, I will find Jiang Sheng. Liang Sheng nodded, and he said, that's good, it's just Jiang Sheng, you are outside alone, eat more, don't starve and lose weight.Also, take good care of yourself. Bei Xiaowu said, Liang Sheng, do you think Jiang Sheng is mentally handicapped?Didn't she have a very happy life this year?Don't worry about it, let's go.Our little ginger flower will soon have a flower protector.let's go. Liang Sheng smiled, took out some pocket money from his pocket and put it in my hand, looked at me, and said nothing.Then, he left with Bei Xiaowu.In an instant, the green grassland in Weijiaping suddenly became unreal like a dream.

I looked at Liang Sheng's back, put my hands in front of my eyes and kept shaking them.Shaking, shaking, I thought I would wake myself up.Then these fourteen years seemed like a long dream.This end of the dream is my pain at this moment, and the other end of the dream is the clear and clear sky of Weijiaping before I was four years old.I thought, this must be a dream. When I woke up from the dream, I was still that four-year-old girl with a cat named Xiao Mi nestled at my feet.Many times, I would run barefoot on the playground in Weijiaping, occupying the mountains and playing house together with the boys from Beixiaowu.There will never be the tragic mine disaster in Weijiaping, and there will never be a handsome kid who seems to have stepped out of the TV and walked into my wheel of fortune. His name is Liang Sheng.

Jinling took my dangling hand, and when I returned to the campus, I realized that the mine accident between Liang Sheng and Weijiaping was not a dream, but people and things that have existed or have existed forever, and cannot be changed. I am so silly. For a whole summer vacation, I was driven by Jinling to study hard. Of course, I also ate mushrooms vigorously. Jinling said that her grandma said that mushrooms are beneficial bacteria.In those days, I felt like I was about to eat a juicy little mushroom. Jinling is a very caring girl, but her nerves get nervous too easily.There is still a year before the college entrance examination, but it seems that she has already rushed to the examination room.During those days, I was also a little bit insane. I often watched the two anchors of the news network sing together on stage, and I started to think about physics problems. If the two anchors collided, in which direction would they move?How much work did the collision do?How much heat is generated?According to the law of conservation of momentum or the law of conservation of kinetic energy?

Jinling patted my head and said it’s okay, people are quite normal, fortunately you didn’t think about the chemistry problem, if you want to put the two hosts in a glass and add sulfuric acid, how do you write the chemical reaction formula, I’m going crazy , I must run to the psychiatric hospital on four legs to give you a specialist clinic. I laughed, you think I'm not good at math, do you obviously have eight legs?After I finished speaking, I fainted. That day, I overstudied and suffered from heat stroke.So nonsense, saying that Jinling has eight legs.Of course, Jinling was startled to cry by my answer, but when he saw that I fainted, he was so frightened that he couldn't cry anymore.In addition to the good virtues I usually instilled in her, such as calmness and stability in times of crisis, at the moment I fainted, she suddenly had an idea, and cried regardless, and picked up a bucket of water and poured it on me.

It's so cool. So, I woke up faintly, shook my head, and was more like an old revolutionary who was not afraid of rape. I said, even if you poured pepper water on me, you would still have eight legs. That day, Jinling dragged me to a small clinic, and some "Mongolian" doctors checked me and proved that I had suffered from heat stroke, and I had a hypochondriac after eating poisonous mushrooms. I pointed to the Mongolian doctor and said, nonsense, you just ate poisonous mushrooms. I ate jaguar for lunch. The Mongolian lady was very funny, and asked me while giving me glucose, saying, what do you want to eat tonight, Miss African Elephant?

I laughed and said, don’t eat, don’t eat, I’ll become a vulture at night, the vultures are losing weight recently, I want to choose Miss Vulture, and if I win the championship, I can enter Hollywood and act as a couple with Brother Tang... … Of course, Jinling told me all this after I woke up. She said that she was scared by me all night, crying and laughing, it was really uncomfortable. From then on, I never ate any mushrooms anymore, and of course, I didn't study like crazy like Jinling.I'm afraid I'm really driving myself crazy, it looks ugly. I told Process Tianyou about this.Then I watched him laugh wildly with his bloody mouth open for five minutes.That expression reminded me of an idiom called Qi Swallowing Mountains and Rivers. It is estimated that the ancestors created such a word to describe the exaggerated mouth of the man in front of me thousands of years later.

At the sixth minute, I asked Cheng Tianyou, have you finished laughing? Cheng Tianyou pursed his mouth into a cherry shape, and looked at me affectionately. For a long time, he said, actually, Jiang Sheng, you are just a nympho, and you always pretend to be noble in front of me.You see, you ate poisonous mushrooms, turned into a vulture, and never forgot to be infatuated with handsome guys in soup. Is there a woman like you? I said, what's wrong with me being a nympho, I'm just being a nympho to all the men in the world, what's wrong with having antibodies against you, brother?You're upset, aren't you?If you feel bad, why don't you eat poisonous mushrooms?

Cheng Tianyou sighed, alas, I have been poisoned by you to the point of death or life, let’s get rid of the poisonous mushrooms, let you enjoy it slowly, this time you will become a vulture, next time you will become an eagle... When you are over seventy For the second transformation, fly to the heaven, and God will make you the second Monkey King. I sneered, Cheng Tianyou, when I become Sun Wukong, I will beat you back to your original Zhu Bajie first, lest you be narcissistic all day thinking that you are an aphrodisiac for all women in the world! Just like that, Cheng Tianyou's room became overwhelmed and a mess when you kept talking.In fact, I accepted his invitation to come to his house to enjoy the air conditioner and eat the ice cream in his refrigerator.Every time I enjoy the good time of the air conditioner, I always spend it in arguing.I don't know why, but as long as I stay with Cheng Tianyou, the gunpowder is loaded, and it will go off if it is not fired.

Really helpless. Fortunately, the ice cream is still delicious, and it can make up for the trauma of my "young" heart. When I was eating ice cream, Cheng Tianyou was cleaning the battlefield. While cleaning up, he stretched his face as long as a horse's face. He said, Jiang Sheng, don't you think our appearance is not good?How old are we, why are we still arguing like children?What a shame. I said, I am a child, and you are an uncle.Generally speaking, you are pretending to be tender, not me.Of course, you are the one who is ashamed, not me.Don't always use the word us, there is a generation gap between us, a very serious generation gap.

... Sigh, it's not speculative, but now, even the lovely ice cream has joined our war.The end of the war is, I won.However, the sheets, towels, and everything that I stained with ice cream, including the skin on Cheng Tianyou's body, have to be cleaned by me. The whole day, I was at Cheng Tianyou's house, like a little bitch, washing things non-stop, with soap scum all over my hands and face.Thanks to the air conditioner, I didn't suffer from heat stroke.That nasty man Cheng Tianyou kept his back to me, facing the floor-to-ceiling windows leisurely, full of praise for the sea view in front of him, and at the same time, he also showed me how delicious the ice cream in his hand was. I was tortured by Cheng Tianyou's clothes and sheets for a day, and when I returned to the rental house, my limbs were so stiff that I lay on the bed like a zombie. Jin Ling had just finished reading the political test questions. When he saw me, he kept laughing and said, well, Cheng Tianyou will not destroy the flowers of your motherland, right? Don't scare me! I threw the pillow in her face and I said, what are you thinking?You are only a little over seventeen years old, why are you full of impure thoughts?If you really want to destroy him, I have to destroy him, don't you? Jin Ling hugged the pillow and laughed, alas, your nonsense is not as pure as mine! I turned my face away and ignored her.She leaned against me holding the political test questions, and asked me mysteriously, Jiang Sheng, are you happy when you and Cheng Tianyou are together? I said angrily, happy fart!After I finished speaking, I felt sorry for my conscience. At least I was very happy when I was eating ice cream at his house.So I just said it casually, it's okay. Jinling just laughed and said, so, Jiang Sheng, have you fallen in love with him? Her words made me choke for a long time, but I didn't come back to my senses.