Chapter 31 Thirty-one, what Liang Sheng said to Jiang Sheng

That night, Liang Sheng carried me back from the clinic and kept talking nonsense.I said that I should really live in the Qingshui River all the time and be a water demon. I said that I am not a human, but a cat, a cat named Jiang Sheng. Liang Sheng kept feeding me ginger soup and using a wet towel to reduce my fever. Facing Liang Sheng's sour expression, Xiao Jiu and Bei Xiao Wu were silent on the sidelines.My father and mother stood by. I didn't know they were worried, because in my eyes, they were all lonely people with no hobbies. Bei Xiaowu's mother, the seven fairies, heard that I was sick, and even rushed over. After seeing the one lying on the bed talking nonsense, I told my mother, I told you early on, this kid is going to be in the fairy class, and I Right?This is the Jade Emperor's ecstasy, you'd better let her reach bliss early, don't ruin her blessing.

If I could hear her words at this time, I would definitely wake up laughing, but at that time, I couldn't hear anything.My fingers stretched into the air from time to time, trying to grab something, but I didn't know what to grab. Bei Xiaowu's mother took a look and said, did you see that the Jade Emperor grabbed her hand.It's time to go, hurry up and burn the paper! Liang Sheng couldn't hold back his face at last, and slammed the washbasin on the ground, yelling at Bei Xiaowu's mother, you old witch, if you mess around here again, if there is something wrong with Jiang Sheng, I will cut you off!

Bei Xiaowu pushed his mother out of the door, and the Seven Fairies laughed sharply when they heard that Liang Sheng was going to cut her, and said to Bei Xiaowu, did you hear that the Jade Emperor finally wants me, I will soon I am about to complete my merits and virtues, and I will soon become a Seventh Fairy... When Bei Xiaowu entered, Liang Sheng said sorry. Bei Xiaowu smiled and said, I really didn't expect my mother to become like this.After speaking, he burst into tears, with tears and snot all over his face. When I woke up, it was already noon the next day. Seeing me wake up, Liang Sheng giggled happily, as if he had taken rat poison.

I said, brother, why am I so hungry? Liang Sheng quickly brought me noodles and said, come on, let me feed you.Then I watched me eat it one bite at a time, with a cramp-like smile on my face. I asked him, what about Wei Young? He said that he sent Bei Xiaowu home early in the morning.He thought for a while and said, do you know what Wei Young's sister's name is? I shook my head, looked at Liang Sheng suspiciously, and said, could it be that he is unmarried? Liang Sheng smiled and said, forget it, when you get well, I'm telling you about this matter, even if you don't understand it with your current IQ.After speaking, he blew on the noodles in the bowl and continued to feed me.

It's also very strange that at that time, I didn't even have any interest in digging for the bottom line. Liang Sheng said, Jiang Sheng, when you get better, I want to work with Bei Xiaowu for a month. We can't rely on Uncle Bei for everything, right? I nodded, actually, I was thinking, I should also find a job that suits me, earn some money, and pay Cheng Tianyou a mobile phone, so as not to cause embarrassment. But, what is the relationship between Cheng Tianyou and Ningxin?lover?lover?Xiaomi and big money?Fu Jie and Xiaobailian... The more I think about it, the more curious I become.It's just that when Xiao Jiu was asked, she looked disdainful and said, you'd better know less about the little prince.Besides, sister, I am not a Jianghu Baixiaosheng, how could I know?

During the days when I was recovering from illness, I seldom laughed, which even surprised me.Bei Xiaowu told Liang Sheng, 80% of you, a silly little sister, have lost your nerve to laugh. So they started to make me laugh as much as possible, Bei Xiaowu made all kinds of weird faces, I didn't even have the urge to laugh. Bei Xiaowu said, Jiang Sheng, do you still remember?At that time, you carried Xiaomi to class, and our teacher said that rubbing the fur of this cat can generate electricity.Do you remember what a fool in our class said? I shake my head. Bei Xiaowu laughed, and the fool said, teacher, how many cats does the power plant keep?Hahahahaha, isn't it funny?

I shake my head.Liang Sheng said, Bei Xiaowu, you seem to have forgotten to add the name of that fool to Jiang Sheng, right? Bei Xiaowu looked at Liang Sheng with displeasure, and told me, of course, that idiot was me. I smiled and said, I seem to remember. Xiaojiu dragged Bei Xiaowu aside, and said, Jiang Sheng, my sister will tell you a joke, you must laugh, I will live by this joke for the rest of my life, after she finished speaking, she would go on and on Speaking up: The elephant was preparing to smoke marijuana in the forest when suddenly a rabbit came over. The rabbit said: Elephant, what a wonderful life an elephant has.The air in the forest is so good, why smoke such a nasty thing?Run with me in the forest!

The elephant thought: What the rabbit said made sense, so he threw the marijuana in his hand and ran with the rabbit! As they ran, they saw the tiger preparing to smoke cocaine. The rabbit said again: Tiger, what a wonderful life the tiger has.The air in the forest is so good, why smoke such a nasty thing?Run with me in the forest! So the elephant and the tiger followed the rabbit and ran in the forest.As they ran, they saw the lion getting ready for a shot of morphine. So the rabbit said again: Lion, what a wonderful life the lion has.The air in the forest is so good, why smoke such a nasty thing?Come run with me in the forest!

The lion thought for a while, put down the drug in his hand, and walked up to the rabbit.Without saying a word, he punched the rabbit a few times, causing the rabbit to have stars in his eyes and fell to the ground.The lion picked up the drug again and continued to inject. Elephants and tigers are wondering!Ask the lion, the rabbit is for your own good, you don't have to listen to the rabbit.But why are you beating other rabbits? The lion smiled contemptuously and said: You two idiots, this bastard will take me running like a fool in the forest every time he finishes eating ecstasy! After Xiaojiu finished speaking, she laughed to herself, and I laughed too. If it was in the past, my mouth would be as big as a washbasin.

Suddenly, Bei Xiaowu grabbed my arm, looked at me so affectionately, and said: Jiang Sheng, I love you. Xiao Jiu was stunned. Liang Sheng was stunned. I was also taken aback. Then I laughed out loud, so heartily that I burst into tears.I pointed at Bei Xiaowu and cursed, and I said, it's so funny, so funny, this is the second funniest joke in the world I can think of. Bei Xiaowu also laughed, and he told Liang Sheng, look, Jiang Sheng is not stupid, Jiang Sheng is fine. Xiaojiu helped me to go to the toilet, she suddenly asked me, Jiang Sheng, what is the biggest joke in the world, do you know?

My eyes suddenly became sore, I will never be able to tell others, the biggest joke in the world is what Liang Sheng said to Jiang Sheng. Xiao Jiu's eyes were also so confused, with tears streaming down her face, she said, Jiang Sheng, do you know?For me, the biggest joke in the world is when Bei Xiaowu said, Xiao Jiu, I love you! She looked up at the sky with her delicate and psychedelic face, and said, Jiang Sheng, do you know?This summer vacation, why did I come to Weijiaping? I want a memory, purely about me, about Bei Xiaowu. Then she took another deep look at me and said, because, I'm leaving the city soon.