Pushing open the door of Lawyer Fang's office, I saw Luo Diudiu playing tricks at a glance.In the meantime, she squinted her eyes, raised her arms high above her head, twisted her waist vigorously, swung her buttocks, and hummed some bad tunes. The exhibition competition of a copycat Indian belly dance girl was obviously popular. Spicy in progress. "Hi." I stood at the door with my file bag in my arms, and waited until she was satisfied and Ming Jin retreated before greeting her. She obviously didn't regard me as a green onion, she just gave me a sideways glance, panted and threw herself on the sofa, hugged a large bottle of Coke on the table and drank it on her own.Only when I came to stand beside her did she lazily say two words: "Who are you?"

"I'm Lawyer Fang's assistant." I said, "He's busy, let me chat with you first." "Assistant, or Xiao San'er?" She suddenly became interested, propped up half of her body, and looked at me unscrupulously.I saw her sapphire blue eye shadow and sapphire blue colored contact lenses. It seemed that she blinked several times in order to let me see more clearly. The high-quality false eyelashes did not intend to fall off. She wears LV colorful sneakers and a small DIOR royal blue T. If I guessed correctly, she should be spraying Chanel's "Encounter", like a fake rich girl.It's a pity that her face hasn't opened much yet, no matter how you look between her eyebrows and eyes, she looks childish, and the bright loose powder on her cheeks overnight makes her look nondescript.

"I'm asking you something—what are you looking at me for?" She dragged her voice, "Could it be that you were frightened by my sharpness?" "It's time for me to ask you. On the thirteenth of this month, that is, at a quarter past seven last Friday night, where were you?" "With my man." She answered me quickly. "What are you doing together?" "Why do you want to know what I do?" She smiled wickedly, waving her five fingers, approaching my face and said, "Oh, my assistant, Miss San, I can't see that you are really bad, so I asked you when I came up. Such a childish question. Oh, by the way, did your Uncle Fang forget to remind you that I am underage, I am only fifteen."

She swayed back and forth at me while talking, I really wonder if she has ADHD.I was dizzy from her shaking, so I could only retreat behind the coffee table. "Do you think a man and a woman can do together?" She finally sat down, continued to hold her dear bottle of Coke, and poured it vigorously, looking like a new human being with a strong desire to perform. I reminded her: "If you want to solve the problem, you better tell the truth." "Don't treat me like Wu Meimei!" She pointed the Coke bottle at me like a gun, "You give me half of the lawyer's fee for defrauding Wu Meimei, and I will tell you everything. Otherwise, nothing will be discussed!"

It's really a typical post-90s generation who doesn't cry when they don't see the coffin.I threw the document bag in my hand on the table and said, "Let's have a look, and then decide whether you want to say it or not." But she stretched out one foot, swept all the paper bags to the ground, and said, "I'm not interested in that!" "I'm not interested in anything about Ye Jianjian?" "Who is Ye Jianjian?" She was really top-notch pretending to be stupid. I stood up, picked up all the paper bags, turned around and went to the door, and pretended that everyone should pack together, no one is afraid of the other.

"Wait." As I expected, she stopped me. I turned to look at her, raising the file bag in my hand.Sure enough, she threw the Coke bottle on the coffee table and shouted to me: "You are so far away from me, how can I see clearly? Are you sure you understand the law? I don't think you even have common sense. Be respectful to the parties, You know boo?" I walked back, put all the bags on the table, and reminded her, "Watch your feet." "Stingy." She gave me a vigilant look before opening the paper bags.The movement is very slow, like dismantling a ticking time bomb.I can't bear a small loss, and I must be very insecure.Think about how different I was from her when I was 15 years old.It's just that now she seems to be an enemy of the whole world, but at that time, I was silently an enemy of the whole world in my heart.

For that matter, I'm not entirely incomprehensible to her eccentric behavior. I noticed that her fingers trembling slightly as she held the document bag, maybe she was smart enough to guess what was inside.In order to give her some space, I had nothing to do afterwards, so I got up and cleaned up Lawyer Fang's desk. Who knew that I had just walked to the desk, and before a pile of books were neatly arranged, I heard an incomparable scream from behind me, I turned around, and saw the photos and materials scattered all over the place by Luo Diudui, With her, her entire upper body was lying on the long glass coffee table, like a flat octopus that had just been bitten by a shark.

I let her go. I turned around and cleaned up the table, walked back and stooped to pack up the things she threw on the floor, put them back into the file bag, sat on a chair next to her and waited patiently for her to speak. However, ten minutes passed, and she kept lying there pretending to be dead, motionless. I stretched out my hand and pushed her, even though I had 120,000 points of patience, I was willing to bow down. "I'm dead, don't save me." She replied angrily. "The 13th of this month, that is, last Friday at a quarter past seven, where were you?"

She was finally willing to look up, looking at me with a messy face, and asked in a hoarse voice full of hatred: "If I tell you, will that trash be locked up, shot, beheaded, and his whole family!" "That's up to the law," I said, "I just hope you'll be fine after telling the truth." "Fuck you XXX." She uttered a blunt swear word, and suddenly remembered something and squeezed those envelopes and screamed: "Wait, where did you get this shit, did you PS it? Yes, I warn you, don't play tricks with me, I said earlier that I am not Wu Meimei's kind of fool!"

I said, "Come on, if you're really smart, you should know that Ye Jianjian doesn't love you at all. He has many women. He's just cheating you out of money when he's with you." "You fart!" Luo Diudu got up and rushed to me, grabbing my clothes.Looking into my eyes as if fireballs would burst out and burn me whole.Of course I wouldn't be so stupid, standing here and letting her palms wave to my face.So I opened her fingers, took a step back and said to her, "I hit the nail on the head, sorry." "Don't learn how to use idioms like me!" She watched her words and said with a smug smile, "Why are you retreating, are you afraid that I will beat you, but you look really awkward."

"If you have to do it, you may not be the winner." I said, "If you don't believe me, you can try it." She really rushed forward without fear of death, I dodged, and with a backhand, I pushed her to the ground. Three years of Taekwondo is not for nothing. I let her go, she got up from the ground in embarrassment, took an extra horse stance, pointed her finger up and down to my face and threatened me: "Since you know me so well, you should know that I have many friends, no You have to do it yourself." "What kind of friends are they? Eating, drinking and having fun with you, maxing out your credit card, stealing your mobile phone, selling your PSP, tricking you into sleeping with someone else, or just robbing your boyfriend? Kid you Okay, this time it’s not a trivial matter. Drugs and drug trafficking, do you think these are just jokes in novels and on TV? Don’t think that you can cover someone else’s bag by pretending to be a minor, and you don’t know how you died in the end !" She held back and hummed: "I'd rather die for him, no matter what your business." I sat down on the chair: "You are welcome." "Do you think you're amazing! Knowing how to practice three-legged cat kung fu, you can teach me so casually?" She obviously had her self-esteem hurt-it is conceivable that at her age, self-esteem may be the only thing she has. "How dare you say that you have never been cheated by a man? Have you never been beaten by a man? Have you never been desperate for a man? If this is the case, then I really don't know whether to congratulate you or sympathize with you, oh, ba, sang! " I smiled and said, "At least I won't be so cheap that I would be sold out and pay for it." "I'm going to kill that stinky gossip woman Wu Meimei!" She pushed me away and rushed out the door.I pulled her back.She turned around to bite my arm, but I deftly avoided it.Her center of gravity was unstable, and she fell to the ground again. The floor tiles were a little slippery. She crawled twice and failed to get up, so she just sat there and cried loudly. I finally understood what Lawyer Fang meant by "a girl with neurotic problems".No wonder he chose to go to the car wash first and throw this hot potato at me to deal with. "I'll ask you for the last time, on the 13th of this month, that is, last Friday at 7:15 p.m., where were you?" After she cried enough, I approached her, squatted beside her, and handed her a Tissue, with a different attitude, asked gently. "Are you a repeater?" she asked. "Yes." I said. "Is it okay for a lawyer to laugh in office?" "I'm just a little assistant." I replied. "Okay." She said, "Since you want to know so much, it's okay to tell you. I was in an Internet cafe that night. I was on the Internet until after seven o'clock in the morning, and then I flew to Shanghai to watch Eason Chan's concert. It was very high." Oh, have you seen it?" "one person?" She looked at me warily and didn't answer. "Actually, you had a fight before this, so you weren't together the whole night, right? Besides, you kept calling him, but he turned off the phone, right? So those drugs, in fact, have nothing to do with you , right? You have to blame yourself, just want to force your mother to spend money to hire a lawyer for him, right? " "I don't know what you're talking about." Luo Diudui got up from the ground, crawled all the way to the sofa, hugged himself in the corner of the sofa, and stopped talking.After a while, she said in a low voice: "Actually, you don't need to go to such trouble to find evidence to prove that he is a caring person. I knew that he had many girlfriends, but he is so handsome and treats me so well. People before and after call me my wife, and I will give half of a scallion pancake, I am reluctant." I have to be deeply skeptical of the aesthetics of the post-90s generation.At least from the photo, the boy has yellow hair, small eyes, and looks like he can't wake up all his life. I really don't know where the word "handsome" comes from. What's more, are scallion pancakes worth the money?What is she reluctant to part with? "Have you ever been in love?" She said with disdain, "but you look like an old aunt, you must have never experienced the feeling of being unable to live without him. So, you won't understand. I said It’s also nonsense.” I took a blank piece of paper and a pen from Lawyer Fang's desk, and said to her: "It's okay if you don't say anything, just write down what happened between you and Jianjian in those one or two days. Remember , want the facts, and don't write anything that shouldn't be written." She forced herself to hum: "I'd rather die for him, don't mind your business." I sat down on the chair: "You are welcome." "Do you think you're amazing! Knowing how to practice three-legged cat kung fu, you can teach me so casually?" She obviously had her self-esteem hurt-it is conceivable that at her age, self-esteem may be the only thing she has. "How dare you say that you have never been cheated by a man? Have you never been beaten by a man? Have you never been desperate for a man? If this is the case, then I really don't know whether to congratulate you or sympathize with you, oh, ba, sang! " I smiled and said, "At least I won't be so cheap that I would be sold out and pay for it." "I'm going to kill that stinky gossip woman Wu Meimei!" She pushed me away and rushed out the door.I pulled her back.She turned around to bite my arm, but I deftly avoided it.Her center of gravity was unstable, and she fell to the ground again. The floor tiles were a little slippery. She crawled twice and failed to get up, so she just sat there and cried loudly. I finally understood what Lawyer Fang meant by "a girl with neurotic problems".No wonder he chose to go to the car wash first and throw this hot potato at me to deal with. "I'll ask you for the last time, on the 13th of this month, that is, last Friday at 7:15 p.m., where were you?" After she cried enough, I approached her, squatted beside her, and handed her a Tissue, with a different attitude, asked gently. "Are you a repeater?" she asked. "Yes." I said. "Is it okay for a lawyer to laugh in office?" "I'm just a little assistant." I replied. "Okay." She said, "Since you want to know so much, it's okay to tell you. I was in an Internet cafe that night. I was on the Internet until after seven o'clock in the morning, and then I flew to Shanghai to watch Eason Chan's concert. It was very high." Oh, have you seen it?" "one person?" She looked at me warily and didn't answer. "Actually, you had a fight before this, so you weren't together the whole night, right? Besides, you kept calling him, but he turned off the phone, right? So those drugs, in fact, have nothing to do with you , right? You have to blame yourself, just want to force your mother to spend money to hire a lawyer for him, right? " "I don't know what you're talking about." Luo Diudui got up from the ground, crawled all the way to the sofa, hugged himself in the corner of the sofa, and stopped talking.After a while, she said in a low voice: "Actually, you don't need to go to such trouble to find evidence to prove that he is a caring person. I knew that he had many girlfriends, but he is so handsome and treats me so well. People before and after call me my wife, and I will give half of a scallion pancake, I am reluctant." I have to be deeply skeptical of the aesthetics of the post-90s generation.At least from the photo, the boy has yellow hair, small eyes, and looks like he can't wake up all his life. I really don't know where the word "handsome" comes from. What's more, are scallion pancakes worth the money?What is she reluctant to part with? "Have you ever been in love?" She said with disdain, "but you look like an old aunt, you must have never experienced the feeling of being unable to live without him. So, you won't understand. I said It’s also nonsense.” I took a blank piece of paper and a pen from Lawyer Fang's desk, and said to her: "It's okay if you don't say anything, just write down what happened between you and Jianjian in those one or two days. Remember , Get the facts, and don’t write what you shouldn’t.” “You write for me.” She pushed the paper to me and said, “I can’t write.” "Okay." I said helplessly to her, "You tell me, I'll write." She sat on the sofa, coughed twice, and began: "It was a sunny morning, and there were white clouds floating in the blue sky, and there were birds flying under the white clouds. A piece of chewing gum was accidentally stuck on the bird's wing, so she couldn't fly, fell off with a snap, and fell to her death—eh, why didn't you record it?" "Go on," I said, "I'll just remember what works." "No more." She approached me and negotiated terms with me, "So, if you can save him, you can say whatever you want me to say, how about it?" "How to save him? He did do something wrong. Not only me, lawyer Fang, your mother, but no one can save him. On the contrary, you are the one who is guilty of perjury. You have to think clearly." "I don't like people threatening me," she said. "It seems that you like to be beaten by others." I said, "Don't say I didn't warn you, the police in the juvenile detention center really beat people. You insist on stuffing yourself inside when you are full, and no one can do anything about it." .” "You put it that way, I realized I was hungry." She said with twinkling eyes, "I can't think of anything until I'm full." Very well, I still have this patience, so I asked her: "What do you want to eat, I'll buy it for you." She gave me a distrustful look, meaning "You are so good?" But then she ordered me with a face: "McDonald's spicy chicken wings, I want four pairs, plus a red bean pie. Of course, a cup of hot cocoa is the best." It's okay. By the way, I asked Wu Meimei for the money, but I don't have any." After saying this, Luo Diudu suddenly stared at my chest with bright eyes. Before I could react, she had already reached out her hand and grabbed me to hang up. The pendant on the chest shouted exaggeratedly: "Hey, you have such a personality, you can see it as a man's thing. It's so beautiful, give it to me!" I snatched the pendant back from her hand, got up and slapped the pen and paper on the table: "I'll give you half an hour, write honestly, I'll buy you McDonald's and come back to collect it." She pursed her lips in dissatisfaction, her eyes were still looking at the thing on my chest curiously. "Send it to me," she said, "send it to me, and I'll tell you everything." I really don't know whether I should envy her or despise her. Human life is a matter of fate, in her opinion, it is just a child's play.Baidu does not allow this paragraph to be published. The general content is that Ma Zhuo recited the "Criminal Law" on the penalties for drug abuse and drug trafficking in order to put pressure on Luo Diudi to tell her the truth. The only way to treat underage girls is to intimidate and threaten, and cure all diseases.This is especially true for this nervous and impolite Luo Diudu. After I finished reciting, I took a satisfied look at her pale face, walked quickly to the door, opened it and walked out.