Chapter 18 Chapter 18 The Big Boss

In the living room, Xiaoxian and Yumo were watching "Animal World", yawning boredly.Yifei came in with a box of taekwondo uniforms. It turned out that the old coach of the school's taekwondo club had retired, and the school leader asked her to take over temporarily. "Now you have to donate clothes to take over as the coach." Xiaoxian narrowed his eyes wretchedly, "Are you students all naked when they punch?" "I hate it, don't talk about it, I already have pictures." Yu Mo covered his eyes and smiled. Yifei threw the box on the ground, "What do you know! It's my first day in office today, the current student, oh my God!"

The situation at that time was like this, Yifei pushed open the door, two boys in casual suits were playing Go in the room, a girl was wearing a skirt and jumping rubber bands, a couple was kissing, an artist next to him was painting, and several boys were throwing paper balls at each other, She coughed on purpose and was ignored at all. "Excuse me, is this the Taekwondo club?" Yifei raised her voice. Everyone stopped for a second, everyone nodded, and continued to play their own games.Finally, the president came over and said with a smile, "Teacher? I'm the president. What do you want?"

"I'm your new coach, Hu Yifei." The president took a deep breath, "Hu Yifei...you are the legend!" "Hehe, I don't dare to be a legend." Yifei put away his smile, and suddenly turned his face, "Everyone stand up for me, I want to call the roll!" Everyone was shocked, Yifei clenched his fist, everyone backed up, and some even fell wrestle. When everyone lined up loosely, Yifei tried hard to express a pleasant expression, "I can pretend I didn't see the situation just now, but please don't wear skirts to my class in the future, otherwise——I will punish her to stand on her head Since everyone is a member of the Taekwondo club, they must all love this sport very much, so let me tell you why you want to learn Taekwondo."

Classmate A, "I originally chose Applied Mathematics, but the system made a mistake, so I was assigned." Classmate B, "I chose the Taekwondo Club!" "Good job! Why?" Yifei looked at him expectantly. "Because only here will not be forced to buy textbooks by teachers." Yifei resisted the urge to hit someone, and then asked the side, "...how about you?" "Ah? So this is the Taekwondo Club? Then I went to the wrong classroom." Classmate C finished talking and walked out. Yifei took a deep breath and adjusted his strategy, "Well... Actually, the motivation for starting is not important. The important thing is that you have already entered this martial arts gym. Taekwondo is a sacred competitive sport. I still remember that a few years ago, I represented myself The scene where my high school won the East Asian Taekwondo Championship. Before, everyone didn’t believe that we would win, because our team had girls, and the opponent was all muscular men. But we still won in the end. Do you know why? It’s because of the spirit of competition, It’s because of dreams. It’s Taekwondo that taught us to dare to realize our dreams—well, this student, what is your dream?”

Classmate A, "I want to be an accountant so that I can sit every day." Classmate B, "I want to become a Taoist priest after graduation, so that I will have nothing to do with the world." Classmate C, "I want to be a radio host, because the audience can't see my face at all." Hearing this, Xiaoxian nodded frequently, "I think the dreams of these young people are very good, especially the third one." "Go away! They are different from you. They are college students, the pride of heaven, and future winners! I hope that through practicing taekwondo, they will learn how to dare to compete and win in their own world!" Yifei pointed to the box "So, this is my first step in changing their outlook on life."

Yu Mo nodded, "That makes sense. The first step in establishing my outlook on life was the Gucci my dad gave me. What brand do you have?" Guan Gu also came in from the outside with a big box in his arms, Xiao Xian stepped forward, "What are you?" Guan Gu shook his head with a depressed expression. He originally went to the publishing house to get the manuscript fee that was owed for half a year, but who knew that the publishing house had already closed down, and he only got back a box of letters from readers. Xiaoxian casually picked out a few letters from the inside, "Now everyone likes to use nicknames when writing letters, 'Princess Mortuary', 'Sai Weng loses his virginity, but he knows it's not a blessing', and this one, 'If the name is not correct, Jerry Yan', This huge...'Visa Information Center of the Exit-Entry Administration of the People's Republic of China'."

After a second of silence, Guan Gu took the letter seriously, "This one doesn't seem to be a fan." "Is that because they launched some new visa package? Sign two, get one free, and get a pressure cooker?" "They said that my work visa has expired, and if I can't find a job, I will... be deported to Japan within a month!" Guan Gu glanced at the postmark again, more frustrated, "This is last month Yeah, actually I only have seven days left, woo hoo." "Then hurry up and find a job, go to iPartment—bah, go to Zhilian Recruitment!" Yifei patted him with high spirits.

"But apart from painting, I have no other work experience. What kind of company would want a 28-year-old newcomer?" Yu Mo was suddenly very excited, "What's the matter at the age of twenty-eight? What I hate most is age discrimination! Huang Zhong is sixty and Liu Bei, Tokugawa Ieyasu is seventy, Jiang Ziya is prime minister at eighty, She Taijun is in command at a hundred years old, and Monkey King is five years old." Over a hundred years old, she went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, but Bai Suzhen went down to the mountain to fall in love when she was over a thousand years old!"

Sun Wukong?Bai Suzhen?Everyone fell to the ground. The next day, Yoyo helped Guan Gu make a Chinese resume and delivered it everywhere.But after five days passed, there was no interview notice from one family, Guan Gu and Youyou sat in the room, looking at each other sadly, Yu Mo entered the door. "Is there any news from your company?" Yu Mo dejectedly took out the CD, "It's returned, our supervisor said that he has already seen this video resume." "Nani?" "I probably saw it on Zhaopin Recruitment." Zhang Wei came in with a computer in his arms.

"No, he saw it on the homepage of Sina when he was at work. It is said that it has been reposted everywhere, Tianya, Kaixin.com, and the video section of iPartment." "Is there someone reposting your resume? Where can I see it online?" Yu Mo said in a low voice: "You directly search for 'Lei Ren resume', the first 10 pages are all there." Zhang Wei clicked on the video, and everyone sat around.On the screen, the theme song of "Saint Seiya" played, a black figure was running, and the animated subtitles: "Saint Seiya" appeared.Then, half-naked Guan Gu rose slowly, wearing a Bisheng headband and slippers, drawing a knife and shouting, voice-over: "Guan Gu is amazing, a legendary name. He is the embodiment of wisdom, art, and wealth. "Movie-related scenes: "2012", "Superman", "Batman", "Iron Man", "Hulk", "Transformers" chaotic editing, there are Guan Gu running around, voice-over: "Sweat, it doesn't matter, it's my experience Accumulation. Low valleys, it doesn’t matter, it’s my preparation for surpassing. Failure, it doesn’t matter, it’s the reason for my success.” Finally, with a black background, Guan Gu is wearing a suit with a solemn expression: “I’m a warrior, and my motto is—you, Already hired!"

After the resume was broadcast, Zhang Wei stared blankly, "This resume...it...what does it want to talk about?" "The resume needs to attract attention, so I incorporated some elements of commercial films, what do you think, Guan Gu?" Guan Gu's mouth moved for a long time, and he choked out a sentence, "I think the music is good... There are two days left, and I might really have to go back to Japan." Youyou's tears began to fall uncontrollably, "Guan Gu, I'm sorry, I thought everyone would like this resume. I've worked very hard." "Yeah, I like it very much." Zi Qiao jumped in, but no one paid attention to him. Guan Gu hugged Yoyo, "It's not your fault, just keep this resume as a souvenir for me." "Ahem, there is a well-known local company - China Qiao's Culture Co., Ltd., which has received your resume, especially their CEO seems to appreciate you very much, and would like to ask if you would like to go for an interview?" Guan Gu was excited, "Of course, it's great! But, I don't remember investing in this company?" Zi Qiao said in a serious and high-end manner, "You are very lucky, I accidentally peeked at your resume yesterday, so I take it as that you have officially submitted the application to my company." "Zi Qiao, are you kidding me, when did you have a company?" Yu Mo asked. "A friend of mine registered a company, but recently immigrated, so he transferred the legal person of the company to me—his most trusted friend." Zi Qiao adjusted his clothes, "Although my company is still in its infancy, But the procedures are legal, the stamps are complete, and you have the qualifications to hire overseas workers, maybe I can consider you as my assistant." "Guan Gu, you don't have to go!" Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, Zhang Wei was thinking about whether he could be a legal consultant, and Zi Qiao was still holding his head up and pretending to be a boss. In the club, the students all put on Yifeifa's martial arts uniform, but there was a little accident-it was covered with flowers. "Who can tell me what's going on?" "Report coach, this is the work we drew all morning." Yifei sneered: "Oh, you are very creative. Are you a flower girl, Hua Mulan or Hua Wuque? Is the martial arts uniform used to draw pictures for you?!" "We feel that nothing is too monotonous." "It's not monotonous now, but you are dressed like Crayon Shin-chan, and you don't have any murderous looks. Are you practicing Taekwondo?" "Boss, why are we murderous?" A joke, people who practice martial arts, without murderous intent, how will they win in the future?Yifei tried to explain, but everyone looked confused. They didn't know how to win. They never scored points before.The former old coach likes to wear kung fu shirts and play the erhu accompaniment, let the students sit together, clap their hands with the slow rhythm, and sing the English version of "Edelweiss", which is harmonious. Yifei only felt that his mind was empty, "But, this is not Taekwondo at all." "The old coach said that we should treat taekwondo as a kind of enjoyment and enjoy every minute on and off the court, so the atmosphere is very important." The president pointed to the awards on the wall, "Look, these are our The club's award for participating in the singing competition!" Everyone applauded, Yifei was close to collapse, and endured desperately, "Listen, Taekwondo is competition, and competition is for victory. If you don't know who the winner is? Then, who will the trophy go to?" "The trophy belongs to everyone who participated." The president replied with a smile, and everyone continued to applaud. "Calm down, I'm not a cruel coach," Yifei took a deep breath, and couldn't help but explode in the next second, "You guys forced me! The devil's training has begun! Warm up and run 50 times back and forth. Don't be lazy. Remember them all , Don’t play with your life now, but play with your life in the future. From today on, only the winner can rest, and only the winner can go to the toilet! So cheer me up, keep your chest up, your stomach in, and your head up, Go! Go! Go! " "Do you need to sing while running?" the president asked leisurely, and Yifei kicked her. After finally finishing the run, everyone was lying on the ground like a corpse, only to hear Yifei's high-pitched voice, "Dear students, I have an exciting news for you. I have signed up for you all to participate in the weekend college taekwondo league. You have a chance Compete with professional experts from various schools and defeat them. Are you excited?" The students looked at each other in dismay, struggling to get up and escape. One classmate hit the wall and fell, got up strong and ran out. Regarding this kind of behavior, Yifei's explanation is that when they heard about the game, they were so happy that they couldn't speak, and they all went home excitedly to prepare.After hearing the thunder, Xiaoxian was so excited that he could hit the wall?They were scared away by you, okay?Madam Kill-all! On the weekend night, when he got out of the elevator with the newspaper, he ran into Yu Mo walking towards him. Yu Mo whispered, "Don't mess with Yifei recently, she is depressed." "Is there anything in the world that can make Miejueshi too depressed? Has she lost the Yitian sword?" "You don't know, her Taekwondo club was wiped out in the first round today, at 0:17, she didn't even eat dinner after she came back, and she disappeared." Xiaoxian was a little worried, "Really? She probably dumped her dinner down the toilet again." "Oh, no matter how tough life is, occasionally you need a shoulder to lean on, even if it's a small shoulder, don't you think so?" Yu Mo blinked and walked away, leaving Xiao Xian thinking. An hour later, on the terrace of the bar, he found Yifei, looked at it quietly for a while, and walked over with Liangpi in his hand. "Yifei, little Feifei, Feifeifei—" He smiled cheaply. "Stay far away, don't be cheap here." "Hey, how about I'm cheap? You bite? Hey, I have a cold noodle here, do you want to taste it while it's hot?" "I know you are here to laugh at me, so do whatever you want." Yifei said sadly, "They still haven't felt the feeling of a winner, and my method doesn't work for them." Xiaoxian was very sincere, "I don't think so. Even if you didn't win the game, you still made a big impact on their life trajectory and taught them to change." "I don't need you to comfort me." Yifei turned her head away. After being quiet for a while, Xiaoxian spoke again, smiling sadly: "Actually, I am quite envious of them, your members. You are right, who would not want to try the feeling of being a winner. I am not so lucky , I’ve lived for nearly 30 years, and I’ve never met a person who wants to change me in my life. If my life also had a turning point, what would it be like now…?” "You really think so?" Yifei slowly turned her head. Xiaoxian nodded, and she smiled and asked again: "Are you sure?" Xiaoxian took a few steps back, why did she have an ominous premonition, did any human tragedy happen after she laughed like this last time? Yes, classmate Xiaoxian's premonition was quite accurate. Originally, he just wanted to extend a little shoulder of love to the injured Yifei, but unexpectedly put himself in it.Yifei grabbed him and joined the Taekwondo club! As the saying goes, every failure may become a turning point of victory. This is the Taekwondo spirit, the Olympic spirit, changing destiny, maybe tomorrow, maybe today.Don't be afraid of being late, Xiaoxian only understands the meaning of victory when he is old, is it too late?not late!He can still wear taekwondo uniforms to remake his life despite the scornful eyes of others.And you classmates are younger than him, better than him, and more promising than him, so what is a little failure last time?Let's keep working hard, fighting! With high-intensity training, close physical exercise, and Yifei showing his teeth and claws beside him, what will happen to Xiaoxian?Please make up your own mind. What about Joe Boss and his assistant Guan Gu?In the apartment room, two desks were placed one behind the other to play house. "How did this place become like this? There is such an ugly sign hanging on the door." Yu Mo came in laughing. Guan Gu stood up and bowed, "Welcome to China Qiao's Cultural Consulting Development Management Group Co., Ltd." Yu Mo rolled his eyes, and was about to go forward, when Zi Qiao made a show, Guan Gu received it, and rushed to stop him, "I'm sorry, Yu Mo, Boss is answering an important call right now, so he can't be disturbed casually." "Guan Gu, you are crazy with him too." "People are under the eaves..." Guan Gu whispered in pain. Zi Qiao pressed the phone button, and the phone on Guan Gu's desk rang, "It's okay, Guan Gu. If Yu Mo wants me, let her in." "I'm sorry, Boss, do you have any other orders?" Guan Gu held the phone helplessly. "Pour me a cup of coffee, Double sugar, less milk." Guan Gu agreed to go out, Yu Mo was dumbfounded, how big is the space, and you still have an extension?I can hear a hiccup! "I'm glad you came to visit my office. What do you want to drink?" Zi Qiao smiled inscrutably behind the desk, "I have an assistant, you can order any drink, and then my assistant will rush downstairs to help you buy it." "Excuse me, are you crazy?" Ziqiao said modestly: "I know that many ordinary people think it is crazy for one person to lead an enterprise. Before I started doing business, I did have hesitation, but now, you see, everything is fine with me. .” Yu Mo looked at his watch, "Your company has only been open for two hours." "1 hour and 48 minutes to be exact." Guan Gu came in and answered. Zi Qiao patted the table, "Stop talking, Boss is receiving foreign guests, your assistant, go buy water, run for me." Just as Guan Gu was going out, he bumped into Yoyo. She was holding a bowl of old duck vermicelli soup and called him. Ziqiao heard him, and went to press the button on the table, "Guan Gu, who is allowed to chat with friends during working hours?" "Ah... Boss, it's a food delivery." "This is a company, do you think it's a small restaurant? And it's still an hour before lunch time. You white-collar workers, isn't the most important thing in the morning to order lunch?" Zi Qiao shook her head. "But it will get cold if you don't eat it." Yoyo came in. Seeing her, Zi Qiao sneered: "I'm about to hold a hearing on the lunch norms for white-collar workers in enterprises. Do you want to sit in?" Yu Mo sighed, looked at Guan Gu sympathetically, pulled You You out, and closed the door. Zi Qiao took out the blackboard and fountain pen, "Ready?" "Yes, Boss." Guan Gu said weakly. "Go, go, go!" In this way, after a week, Qiao Shi Company held 27 regular meetings. After heated discussions, several drafts were finally passed, including the determination of official paper, official pens, and printer usage regulations.It is said that the next stage of work is to re-arrange the employees' seats. Lu Boss said that the southeast is a financial position, so he plans to put the boss's desk in that position.But before that, there is another meeting to choose a boss table. In the bar, Xiaoxian wore a yellow belt and came in to distribute tickets for the Taekwondo competition. "Teacher Zeng, is there another competition? Are you really going?" Yu Mo looked at him worriedly. "That's right, I'll take the lead." Zhang Wei said incredulously: "Yifei is really the greatest educator after Confucius, even Teacher Zeng can become a Kung Fu Panda?" "Kung Fu Panda Zeng Xiaoxian—do you think it's cool for me to use this name in the future?" "If you are Kung Fu Panda, then your father is a duck." Yoyo reminded him softly, Xiaoxian dripped sweat. "If you want me to say, this is the power of love." Yu Mo smiled ambiguously. "Go, go, don't talk nonsense, am I letting her go? If she doesn't compete, she won't give up. If she stretches out her head, she will still be stabbed. I might as well sign up by myself." "Are you ready? Are you sure this is not self-harm?" Zhang Wei looked at him sympathetically. Xiaoxian nodded with confidence, and at night, everyone went to the scene to have a look, only to find out the mystery, the other party was all children!It turned out that what he signed up for was not a professional league, but the underage group of the "Community Cup". "Please explain to me, what kind of competition are you reporting for? Are you ashamed?!" Yifei yelled at him. Xiaoxian smiled cheaply: "Don't worry, Boss, I promise to help you win the opponent completely, and let everyone experience the dominance of the winner." "Zeng Xiaoxian...you...from ancient times to the present, for five thousand years, from the big bang to the collapse of the universe, no one can find a thicker bitch than you!" An extremely tough man. "Hey, I protest! Your players are not under the age of 16 at all. Especially this one, he is obviously born in the 70s." Xiaoxian blows away the specially made bangs, "You are born in the 70s. I was born in 1994, and my development is too early. If you don't believe me, you will bite me." The coach gritted his teeth, "You have the guts! Just wait!" Xiaoxian didn't wait too long. After the game started, he went on stage and found that the opponent was the coach standing on the stage. "I was born in 1994, and I developed too early." The coach said every word, his flesh trembling, and throughout the next game, only Xiaoxian could be heard screaming again and again.