Chapter 17 Chapter Seventeen

At night, when Yu Mo pushed the door of Kai Gu's room, he heard Yoyo screaming and jumped up from the bed disheveled.She quickly covered her eyes, indicating that she didn't see anything. Yoyo put her hand down, "What are you doing, there's no one else here." "Guan Gu isn't here?" "No, he went to the annual meeting of the Comics Association, and he won't be back tonight." Is there another man?Thinking of this, Yu Mo quickly covered his eyes again. "It's just me." Youyou sat back on the bed, holding a small steamer in her right hand, "You gave me a big jump, I thought Guan Gu was back, please don't tell him, I'm on his bed Watching a movie while eating fried rice."

"why?" "You don't understand, this is a kind of enjoyment. Guan Gu's bed is very soft, and it faces the computer, plus a steaming cage of fried crab meat. Is there anything more romantic in life than this?" Your life is full of pursuits!Yu Mo finally let go of his hand with confidence. "But Guan Gu doesn't agree with me eating in his studio, insisting that the smell of the food will stain the paintings, do you think it's inexplicable?" "Maybe he is afraid that you will spill the soup on his painting." "Am I that stupid? To ensure safety, I didn't even dip it in vinegar when I ate it just now." Yoyo proudly shook the fried rice in her hand, "Dangdang! Xiao Yang's fried rice is a luxury version! Double Juice."

"Double Juice?" "Twice the soup, if you bite it down, it's all soup. If you don't believe me, look." Yoyo held up the fried pan and bit it down, and the soup flew out, "Huh? Why is there no soup in this?" I got into trouble!Yu Mo took a deep breath, "Yuyou, all the soup has gone there." Following her fingers, Yoyo saw a pencil drawing on the easel beside it, the original painting of Plants vs. Zombies, with a large smear of soup on the zombie's head.what! "Now I know why he doesn't let you eat in his studio." Yu Mo shrugged.

Youyou sat on the ground and said in a crying voice, "Guan Gu will definitely lose his temper if he finds out, woo woo, look, the manga has become an oil painting." Now, what else can be done, Yu Mo gave her an idea.First cover the easel with a thin white cloth, before Guan Gu sees the corpse, pre-empt the attack, give full play to the girl's special skills, act coquettishly, so that he can't vent his anger.Let a dead horse be a living horse doctor, Yoyo decided to listen to her. An hour later, Xiaoxian and Ziqiao came back from the outside. Ziqiao was carrying a paintball gun in his hand, and both of them were fully armed.

"I'm exhausted. Why are you a sniper? I'm a death squad!" Xiaoxian wailed, "And you fired a total of ten shots, nine of which missed, and one hit me in the ass." "In the entire paintball arena, you are the only one with your ass pointed at me. I couldn't bear it when I saw such a good opportunity." Xiaoxian went to the refrigerator to get a beer, and there was a big smear of green on the camouflage pants on his buttocks: "Next time I will be a sniper, or you can play by yourself." "Then who is going to lure the enemy?" Ziqiao thought for a moment, her brows browing with joy, "By the way, we can ask Guan Gu to go. He is tall and has a big target, so he has the potential to be a bait."

"And the other party knows that he is a Japanese soldier, so they will definitely concentrate their firepower. That's it. Guan Gu, Guan Gu!" The two walked into Guan Gu's room to look for him. no one. "Why is there a smell of fried crab powder in the air?" Zi Qiao took a gun to defend himself, "I think something terrible must have happened." Xiaoxian touches the computer and yells "Ah", so scared that Ziqiao shoots. "The computer is still hot. Someone must have looked at it just now." "It's hot as long as it's hot, don't call it so exaggerated, it scared me to death, and made me lose my temper."

"With your virtue, are you still a sniper?" "This is called conditioned reflex throwing the gun, do you understand?" "Where did you throw it?" The two began to search in the room, and finally found a pool of green paint on Guan Gu's easel, which was printed on the thin paper wrapped outside.Lifting off the cloth wrapped outside, I saw a large piece of green printed on the head of the cartoon character inside, covering the oil stain. "Oh my god, there's also a penetrating effect. You're so accurate, you missed a single shot when you hit it straight, and you'll get a headshot if you shake it casually."

"Mr. Zeng, when Guan Gu asked, he said that I had never been here before." Ziqiao rushed out of the room like a rocket. Zhang Wei also hopes that he has never been to that supermarket, so that he will never meet his former fiancée Xiaoli.But he was destined to meet from thousands of miles away. In the shelf, not only did he meet Xiao Li, but she also handed him a wedding invitation. The two looked at each other in embarrassment, Zhang Wei's hand holding the invitation trembled, calm and calm, he secretly cheered, turned his back, and smashed his left hand with his right. "If you really don't want to participate, I can understand."

Zhang Wei gritted his teeth, "It's not that I don't want to, and it's not that I haven't participated in it before. I mean... I've been very busy recently." "I know you are still brooding about my escape from marriage. I'm really sorry. We were too young and impulsive at the time. Looking back now, it turns out that I made such a big mistake." Zhang Wei vaguely saw hope, and said excitedly: "Really? Do you really think you are wrong?" "Yes, in fact, I have always loved Qiangzi. I should have made this clear to you long ago."

Disillusioned again, Zhang Wei stopped while leaning on the wall. "I have been very guilty and want to make up for you." "Compensation?" Zhang Wei laughed dryly, "We have nothing to do with each other anymore." "Anyway, I can't pretend that nothing happened. Here's a check, take it, it's all in our hearts." Zhang Wei declined without thinking, "No need." "Don't you look at the numbers first?" Xiaoli handed it over, and Zhang Wei glanced at it, astronomical numbers!He sighed happily, and his hands shook even more.Of course, Lawyer Zhang still had dignity, he slammed his left hand heavily on his right hand, and returned the check to Xiao Li.

In the bar, after hearing the story, Yifei praised his perseverance. "Happily sending blessings, resolutely refusing to give alms, and suddenly realizing myself, good job!" She tightly held his gauze-wrapped hand. Zi Qiao said with a wicked smile, "Smart, do you think you didn't get enough money, so you're playing hard to get?" "I know, there is another possibility, you want them to fall into endless guilt, and then you can slowly torture them mentally." Xiaoxian followed. "It's not about money, and I really don't have feelings for her anymore, why should I torture her?" Yifei said sternly: "They have put Xiaoli down, can you speak humanly?" "Which eye of yours saw him put it down? Do you dare to bet?" Xiaoxian shot out a confident and firm look, and Yifei immediately gave him a high-five, paying 6 for 1. Let's see how you lose and only have underwear left. Ziqiao sneakily called Xiaoxian aside and asked if Guan Gu came back last night. "I heard that I went to the annual meeting of the Manga Association, and I'm back today." "God, is there any way to ensure that he doesn't cut through his stomach, and he doesn't cut my own?" Zi Qiao cried. "There is a way! Find an opportunity to apologize to him. After all, we are all brothers. As long as you make a fuss, he won't be able to vent his anger." What bad idea?Zi Qiao took a step away, "Cut, I won't change my orientation just because of a cartoon." "Don't worry, I'll solve it for you. Next time I'll be a sniper, and you'll be a death squad, okay?" Xiaoxian took advantage of the fire, looked at the other party and agreed in pain, and continued, "There is a senior brother in Guangu called Du Jun, his painting level is not inferior to Guan Gu, I asked him to help us draw another one as it was yesterday, and the courier should arrive by now." The two rushed back all the way, and the courier really arrived, but it's a pity that Xiao Bailong swore to surpass Guan Gu, the painting was so perfect, even the colors were given!This, this, let's talk about it first, and then hide his samurai sword, Zi Qiao trembled. After Guan Gu came back, it was Yoyo who went into battle first, and grabbed him for a foot massage. "Oh! It's cool, it's dead! Yoyo, you've been pressing the button for me for an hour, aren't you tired?" Youyou brushed away her hair that was wet with sweat, and smiled coquettishly: "Not tired, you have been working hard recently, as your girlfriend, of course I should comfort you." "You're so weird today, usually you just play with me." "He will improve too. Yu Mo taught me that. She told me that a woman needs to be a bit sweet to be victorious in all battles. I'm very sweet, right?" What does whine mean?Guan Gu frowned, and quickly looked up the dictionary on his mobile phone. Sure enough, he must learn to live forever. "If I did something wrong, you wouldn't blame me." Yoyo peeked at him. "You are my baby, how can I blame you?" "What if I eat raw fried rice in your room?" "Nani! How many times have I told you not to eat in my room." "You said just now that you don't blame me." Yoyo pouted. Seeing her tenderness, Guan Gu lowered his voice, "I'm sorry, I'm too excited, as long as you don't dirty my drawing." "This..." Yoyo lowered her head tearfully. "Yuyou, you!" Guan Gu sighed, "Okay, let me see what it looks like?" As he spoke, he got up and walked to the easel, followed by Youyou, helping to lift the white cloth, and the two exclaimed at the same time. "The color is great! My dear, you look so similar!" Guan Gu hugged her, and Yoyo was at a loss, what happened?She kept explaining that she was not acting, that she really destroyed the cartoon with her own hands, but Guan Gu didn't believe it, insisting that it was a miracle, so Yoyo had no choice but to bring Yumo over. Yu Mo took the painting and took a look, "Really. There is no trace at all, have you washed it with secret?" "Quickly prove it for me." Yoyo stomped her feet. "No need, I believe that miracles don't need to be proved." Guan Gu looked fascinated, "I just said that China is a place full of legends. I read a book that says that if a kind person thinks about something sincerely, Miracles will happen." "what book?" "God Pen Horse." "Ma Liang, the magic pen? I think she looks more like a conch girl," Yu Mo smiled, no matter how Yoyo glared at her, "Once upon a time, there lived a hardworking young man by the sea. He went fishing every day. One day, he hit A golden conch, the young man took it home and put it in the water tank. It turned out that this conch was transformed by the blue sea fairy. She fell in love with this young man, and when he was not at home, she changed back into a human form and secretly helped him. Cooking, sewing, and cleaning the house. Then they finally met, and they lived happily together." "Wow, so romantic." Yoyo grabbed him, "It's just a legend." "No wonder my room was cleaned too." "I did it!" Yoyo went crazy, my dear, you really take legends as facts. "What about this painting? Oh! I picked up an ashtray last week, do you think it will be..." Guan Gu hurriedly began to rummage through the box. Yi Fei is convinced that Zhang Wei has let go of the past, in order to prove this point and win the game, when Xiao Li visits, she readily agrees to attend the wedding for him.This is not the worst, she even agreed to be a bridesmaid for him. "Why is it a bridesmaid?" Zhang Wei's hair was black. "Do you want to be the best man? But the man has already found a good man." I don't even want bridesmaids and best men!Zhang Wei wailed in his heart, and smiled wryly at Yifei, "My gender seems to be male." "It's okay, Xiaoli said that she has always regarded you as a sister. If you can accompany her on the red carpet, she will feel more at ease. This is also the greatest blessing to her." Zhang Wei squatted on the ground, "Who bless me?" "What? Haven't you already put it down, just treat it as a favor." Yifei pulled him up, "The dresses are here, try them on." She forced Zhang Wei into the room to change clothes, and called everyone to come out and watch.Everyone sat on the sofa and looked forward to it. After a quarter of an hour, Zhang Wei came out awkwardly, wearing a gorgeous Tang suit with a huge "companion" on his chest. "Oh my god." Yu Mo laughed, seeing Yifei winking at her, he changed his words with difficulty, "You are so handsome." Zhang Wei pulled his chest, "Yifei, you didn't tell me it was such a set of clothes." "Are you sure this is a bridesmaid's outfit? Why do I think it looks like a holy garment! Hahaha." Zi Qiao rolled on the ground laughing. "I know I must look like an idiot now." "The word 'like' is a bit inaccurate." Zi Qiao rolled out from under the sofa, took a look and continued to laugh. Yifei saw that Zhang Wei was feeling uncomfortable, "Do you think the clothes don't fit you well?" Xiaoxian continued: "He now feels that the earth is no longer suitable for him to live in, hahaha." "Zhang Wei, if you're upset, don't go, anyway, I don't understand why you insist on going to your ex-fiancee's wedding." Yu Mo looked at him sympathetically. "Because he promised others." "You promised for me!" Zhang Wei looked at Yifei resentfully. "Almost. But you promised me, you have let go, and you will face the final test." Yifei glanced at Xiaoxian, "Zhang Wei is about to win, so you can lose back to Mars. " "Even if we lose, it's worth the price of admission to see such an exciting fashion show." Xiao Xian and Zi Qiao clapped their hands. Yifei continued to look at Zhang Wei, "It's a little too big, I'll ask Xiaoli to find a master to change it for you later." "Can you stop posting this word?" "I think it's fine." Guan Gu came in, didn't pay attention to Zhang Wei at first, suddenly looked up and saw him, burst into earth-shattering laughter, Zhang Wei stamped his feet, covered his face and ran back to the room. Youyou chased him out, holding a portrait of a girl in his hand, "Guan Gu, who are you painting?" "Well...it's the one in my heart." Guan Gu lowered his head shyly. "Did I wear this costume? Eh? With this lump on my head?" "It's a conch." "Conch?" Yoyo suddenly realized, "Ah! You don't know how to draw a conch girl, you go too far." "What's wrong with me?" "After a long time, the person in your heart is Miss Conch, not me!" Youyou left angrily. "Conch? What conch?" Ziqiao and Xiaoxian whispered, "Am I safe?" Guan Gu chased after her, "Don't be angry, my conch girl is based on you. Hey, my painting." Youyou ran back again, threw the painting back to him, pulled Yumo up and hid in the room.The two discussed it, and decided to design a plan to find out the conch, to find out who the devil is. Could it be that someone in the apartment really has a crush on Guan Gu? Ziqiao and the others often go in and out and forget to close the door. Maybe the conch can take advantage of it. opportunity. A few days later, Zhang Wei was sadly listening to Eason Chan's "Wedding Blessings", and Yi Fei came over to turn off the CD. "Zhang Wei, get dressed, we are ready to go." "Leaving? Are you going too?" "Yes, I called Xiaoli and she asked me to go too." Zhang Wei hugged the pillar, "I've thought about it, but I still won't go." "You are very important, you are a bridesmaid." "Don't you think it's absurd? Gather with their family members again, with a smile on their faces, drink with them, and dress like a royal guard!" "Didn't you let it go? Sometimes the truth is not as scary as you imagined. Of course I won't force you. It's you who said you don't care." Yifei entered the room, "I'm going to change clothes, let's go right away!" Do you want to force me?No, I can’t even go to death, Zhang Wei suddenly saw a box of crayfish on the coffee table, he took a deep breath, closed his eyes, picked one up and stuffed it into his mouth, going to the emergency room is better than going to the wedding, ah, it’s so painful, hurry up no more! In the bar, Yoyo was high-fiving Yumo, "I've already made arrangements. I posted a message on Guan Gu's Sina Weibo and forums. He said that the color of Guan Gu's cartoon was wrong, and he is very angry now." , the consequences are very serious. If I guess correctly, this conch girl will definitely take the bait." On the other side of the billiards area, Xiaoxian was on the phone, "Brother! I know you want to prove that you are better than Guan Gu, but now is not the time. Guan Gu didn't intend to paint red at all. I know, he has a brain problem, it's not for argument At that time, his drawing was ruined every minute of seppuku - how do I know whose seppuku he cut?" Zi Qiao snatched the phone, "Hello! You have received the manuscript fee, you have to settle it, otherwise I will go to 315 to complain to you. Okay, we will wait." In the middle of the night, Xiaoxian and Ziqiao sneaked into Guan Gu's room with the sketches they sent again.Yu Mo lurks to the door of the room, and when he hears the rustling sound inside, he sends a signal to Yoyo.Youyou grabbed Guan Gu, said that she wanted to show him Miss Conch, and gently pushed open the door.The result can be imagined - what they saw were two bastards, clumsily changing paintings, everyone was shocked. Outside, Yifei helped Zhang Wei back from the hospital. Zhang Wei's face was still slightly swollen. "Why do you need a colonoscopy? My butt is still hurting." Zhang Wei looked weak. He was lying down on the sofa, and Guan Gu ran over crying, "Woo... my conch girl! My dream is shattered again! Mom!" "You can't learn from Guan Gu. Even if your dreams are shattered, you have to face the reality bravely. It's useless to escape." Looking at Guan Gu's disappearing back, Yifei spoke earnestly. Zhang Wei pretended to suddenly remember, "Well, oops, I forgot that today is Xiaoli's wedding, I actually forgot. Oops, this damn allergy, it seems too late at this late hour, I am really doomed in this life Can't attend her wedding." Yifei looked at him, "You still deliberately want to escape her wedding, you still haven't really let go, right?" "How...how could it be?" "Zhang Wei!" Zhang Wei said sincerely: "To be honest, I was really struggling before, but when I blocked my throat with my tongue just now, I seemed to have figured it out suddenly. There are many bad things in life. You really want to hide, right? I can never finish hiding. I am not even afraid of death, so am I afraid of letting go of this relationship that has been in the past for so long?" "Are you sure you're really connected? Are you not afraid to wear bridesmaid dresses?" "Yes, but it's too late to say these things now, Xiao Li's wedding is over, and I obviously missed it again." Zhang Wei sighed. Yifei smiled strangely: "Who said, the wedding is not today." "Ah? What did you say?" Zhang Wei fell off the sofa in fright. "Did you not read the invitation she gave you?" "My mind was in a mess at the time, so I didn't dare to look at it." Zhang Wei picked up the invitation card on the table, "Isn't it today?! Then you urged me in the afternoon that Xiaoli came to pick me up, where are you going?" "Don't you think the bridesmaid's clothes don't fit? She asked the master to change the size for you." Zhang Wei felt that the sky was about to collapse, "What? Change clothes? You never told me that you were going to change clothes." "I didn't tell you that I was going to a wedding." Zhang Wei bumped his head against the sofa, "I almost killed myself for a piece of clothing!" "Now your image in my heart has become taller again." Yifei saw a box on the sofa, "Hey, you don't need to go, the new clothes, Xiaoli, have been changed for you and delivered." "What is this?" Zhang Wei raised his eyes. "Your new bridesmaid outfit." He decided to accept his fate, "As long as you don't have the name of the bridesmaid, it will be fine." Yifei took it out to show, and on the same clothes, a huge "Mother" character was embroidered on it. Zhang Wei looked at the remaining lobsters, and then at the clothes, my God!Who did I offend in my previous life? !