Chapter 3 Chapter 3 Don’t be obsessed with brother, brother is not a legend

Catch up with the beer sale in the supermarket, Guan Gu bought a dozen, carried the box into the apartment, Yoyo was reading a script on the sofa, and Yifei passed upstairs. "Guangu, here's a can." Yifei caught the beer thrown by him with one hand. "long?" Youyou made a bitter face, "No, I'm going to audition for the drama "Romeo and Juliet" later, I don't want the director to see a drunk Juliet. There are only two hours left, and I haven't memorized my lines yet." .This Shakespeare’s Chinese is not even as good as yours, it’s too awkward, and there’s not a single word in the whole story.”

Guan Gujiong, "Didn't I speak human language?" "Oops! Oops! I can't find my diamond ring, have you seen it?" Yu Mo ran out. "What? No way. That engagement diamond ring that Richard gave you?" Yifei choked on the beer. Yoyo asked cutely: "Richard, what does it have to do with Shakespeare?" "Yu Mo's boyfriend, his surname is Li, his name is Cha De, and his English name is Richard." "Oh, when will you hang it out to bask in the sun?" "What are you talking about, Yu Mo, let's take it out for a walk another day." Yifei smiled heartily, then turned anxious, "Have you searched in the room?"

Yu Mo ran around in a hurry, saying that he had searched all the drawers and bags.Guan Gu asked her when was the last time she wore a ring.Yu Mo shook his head, and Youyou quickly raised his hand, "I know! It must be before she can't find it!" God replied, Guan Gu really wanted to hit the wall. "I haven't seen you wearing it since you moved upstairs." Jing Yifei reminded, Yu Mo remembered that the ring might have been placed in the bedside table, and it was left upstairs when he moved, and ran out the door. Guan Gu came back from the wall, "Did she often throw things around?"

"Well, she lost her passport when traveling, and her admission ticket for the college entrance examination. Except for her head, she lost everything else." Hearing Yifei's words, Guan Gu exclaimed, and went back to the wall to continue hitting. In another room, Xiaoxian is also drinking Heineken, borrowing alcohol to relieve his worries like others.Zi Qiao rushed in excitedly, "Teacher Zeng, I need a wingman to go to the bar in 15 minutes!" "What wingman?" "When a fighter jet is on a mission, there will usually be another plane supporting it. Once the attack fails, the main engine will retreat and the wingmen will cover. If necessary, they will die with the enemy." Ziqiao demonstrated with hands and feet dancing.

"don't know." "You should really read my tutorial on how to pick up girls on Sina Weibo. You can't even understand such a simple metaphor—I need a partner to pick up girls." "Go to hell, I'm not in the mood. Did you listen to my live broadcast last night?" Xiaoxian's eyes were full of tears. Zi Qiao stammered, "This... of course... the music is beautiful, the content is substantial, the theme is clear, and it is fascinating." "Lie! You didn't listen, did you? I had a broadcast accident. I know it's not good, but I still couldn't help it. I... I... hiccupped, and there is no place to die now, my glorious image Ahhh!" Xiao Xian poured down the wine and spilled it on his clothes.

"I have also seen the host of the news network yawn. Isn't he alive? It has been reposted more than 10 million times on the Internet, which is higher than the ratings of the news network." Xiaoxian was even more sad now, "Look, if good things don't go out, embarrassing things spread thousands of miles. With you people with good things, is it easy for us to be public figures?" "Wait, he's a public figure. You..." Zi Qiao smiled disdainfully, "At most, you just sit in front of the microphone and answer the midnight ring." "Lu Ziqiao, I'm the host of the radio station! The station is selecting excellent hosts recently, and your old friend Lisa will be the judge. Not only is the selection hopeless, but even the prize money is gone."

"Did she look for you?" "Not yet, but I think she'll come to me any minute." Zi Qiao relaxed, "What if they don't hear, isn't it over?" "My program is broadcast live throughout the city, how could I not hear it?" "Then let me bet you, 500 yuan." Xiaoxian jumped away, "But my bonus is only 300 yuan." Zi Qiao tricked the children, "If your accident is discovered, then I will lose. Although you deduct the bonus, you can still get 200 yuan in psychological compensation. But if, as I said, the leader did not find out, you will be fined Lose me 500 yuan, but you still maintain the image of a perfect anchor. No matter what, you will not suffer!"

"Sounds reasonable. Are you serious?" "Of course, good brother," Zi Qiao spread his hands in a flying gesture, "who made you my wingman." Yu Mo came to the door of the upstairs apartment, took out the key and was about to open the door, but the door opened. Daqing, who weighed 200 catties, gnawed on a chicken leg and blocked the door, "Hey! What are you doing?" Yu Mo backed away, "Sorry, I didn't know there was already a tenant here. I'm here to get some things, I lived here before. It's my diamond... no, special... special bedside table, I bought it."

"Ah, you bought it. I wonder where such an ugly bedside table can be found." "Can I take it back?" Yu Mo blinked. "Take it back? Dreaming! It took me a day to repaint that cabinet. Do you want to take it back?" Yu Mo stepped back again, "No...it's okay...you can keep the bedside table, the things in it..." "What's in it? You dare to mention it. You didn't even know how to clean it when you moved out. There is a mess in a cabinet, from used paper towels to gnawed apple cores. I hate the most disgusting things." I'm a clean freak, do you know that?" Daqing said as he wiped the oil stains on the wall, "I annoy you girls the most. Every single one of you thinks you are a princess, and you only care about your glamor and beauty, leaving a mess for you." Others. Love the new and dislike the old, start messing around and end up abandoning. Do you regret it now? You are late!"

Yu Mo turned and fled, ran back crying, was bumped by Zhang Wei, and asked her what happened.After hearing what happened, Zhang Wei looked righteous and inviolable. "Although the right to use the house belongs to him, the ownership of the things belongs to you. Believe me! We can resolve it through dialogue. We have..." Zhang Wei hurriedly opened his notebook, "The Property Law! Yes, it defends In order to ensure the safety and ownership of citizens’ property, I will help you protect your rights, using lawyers.” "He's very, very strong." Yu Mo reminded. "He doesn't dare to be arrogant with the lawyer, trust me!" Zhang Wei shook his hair confidently.

In the radio studio, Lisa was playing with her mobile phone, "Xiaoxian, this problem is very serious." Xiaoxian lowered his eyelids, "Leader, before you criticize me, I just want to say that I love hosting this job very, very much, and I guarantee that such low-level mistakes will never happen again." "what happened?" "Didn't you say the problem is serious?" "It's serious, I subscribed to Lu Xiaobu's Sina Weibo recently," Lisa took out her mobile phone to demonstrate, "But his Weibo has been serializing articles about airplanes recently, and I can't read it more and more. understood." "You also read Lu Xiaobu's Weibo?" Lisa smiled shyly: "Yeah, this is the only bridge for spiritual communication after I separated from him. Sooner or later, he will feel that I have been with him all the time." "That's why you're looking for me?" Xiaoxian heaved a sigh of relief. "Of course there is! In order to welcome this excellent host selection, the station asks you to add a column about love stories, please perform well." "You mean, I still have the qualifications to participate in the competition? Lisa, have you listened to my show recently? Do you have any valuable advice?" Lisa lowered her head and pressed the phone, casually said, "The music is beautiful, the content is substantial, the theme is clear, and it is fascinating." Is it another four-character idiom?Is there any sincerity?Xiaoxian gritted his teeth. When Zi Qiao heard about this, he laughed shyly: "You are not lucky. Believe me, brother, brother is not just a legend. I'm not 100% sure, how could I bet with you?" "How can you be 100% sure?" Ziqiao rolled her eyes, "It's very simple, because really—no one—listens to your—show!" "Nonsense! It's just a coincidence." Xiaoxian growled. "Well, I have an envelope here. Open it when you tell your love story. As long as you read the contents aloud, the 500 yuan will be returned immediately. Don't worry, there is no unhealthy content." "Then I won't do it either." "You'll do it. Because you've come to believe that nobody really listens to your show, so it doesn't matter what you read." "Take your time to get bored." Xiaoxian got up and walked away after finishing speaking, but after two seconds, he turned around and walked back along with the envelope on the table. Ziqiao smiled and said nothing. The next day, Guan Gu was painting, and Youyou came in from the door wearing Juliet's clothes, with a sad face. "You've been chosen! Congratulations, I'll just say you're fine!" "I was originally just a substitute, who knew that the heroines of the two plays were sick." "Two plays?" Youyou nodded, "It's my fault. I like drama so much, but I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to choose it. Then I thought, I can't hang myself from one tree, so I hung ropes from both trees..." "You are here. A crew called just now to inform you that there is a performance on Saturday night." Yifei came in with a note and handed it to Yoyo. Guan Gu whispered to Yifei, "She already knew, she had two performances at the same time that night." Looking at the note, Yoyo raised her head sadly, "Actually, I don't know about this episode yet. The original lead actress is sick, so let me play Zhu Yingtai!" "So, there are three dramas waiting for you to act?! And the three protagonists are all turned up?" Yifei was dumbfounded. Guan Gu suggested, "You can push away that Juliet, anyway, you can't memorize your lines." "But they have sent me all the costumes." Yoyo tugged on the bowknot on the dress. "Then push away Zhu Yingtai. Anyway, she is disguised as a man, so let them find a male actor directly." Yifei was really heroic. Youyou's eyes were full of love, "But the one who plays Liang Shanbo is very handsome." "Then turn off the third scene. One is Romeo and Juliet, and the other is, what's the third scene?" Youyou was stunned for a long time, "I, I don't remember!" Yifei and Guan Gu fell to the ground, not knowing how to save the girl who was hanging ropes from three trees. At night, when the elevator door opened, Zhang Wei walked into the elevator with a suit on his upper body, and—er, only a pair of underwear on his lower body.The girl in the elevator saw him turn pale and shouted "rogue" to escape.All this happened after he went upstairs to seek death, no, after he had a friendly discussion with Daqing. When Ziqiao saw him when he entered the door, he took a quick photo with his mobile phone. "What are you doing?" Zhang Wei covered his legs. "I'm going to post it on my Weibo." "Are you staying up so late just to do such boring things?" "Of course not, I'm waiting to listen to Mr. Zeng's program." Zhang Wei slipped into the room, "Then you are more boring than I imagined." On the radio, Xiaoxian's affectionate voice came, "In this new program, everyone will hear a love story that touches the heart and tears. Please prepare tissues, and please enjoy it below—a long, long time Once upon a time, there was a beautiful small mountain village. In the small mountain village...a lama came from the south, holding a five-pound tama in his hand. A dumb man came from the north, with a horn in his waist. The lama wants to exchange the Tamo for the dumb horn of the other horn in the north..." Zi Qiao laughed so hard that she took out a tissue to wipe her tears. In the live broadcast room, Lisa rushed in, "Zeng Xiaoxian, you are here! I have been looking for you everywhere." Xiaoxian immediately felt a sense of presence, "Lisa, you are finally here! Are you very angry now? Say, say that you listened to my show, even if you punish me or fire me, it doesn't matter." "Of course I listened to your show." "Great! How's the story going?" Xiaoxian prayed inwardly, scolding me, scolding me! "This story... is old-fashioned. The heroine's ending is too miserable." Lisa said affectionately. Xiaoxian was disappointed, "You still haven't listened to my show, have you?" "Nonsense, I'm a supervisor, and it's my job to listen to your show." Lisa was worried, "It just happened that there was an unexpected incident. Lu Xiaobu posted a photo of a man in a suit and underwear on his Weibo. I... I patronize the replies, so..." Xiaoxian bumped his head against the table, Lisa asked, "Do you know who this man is? Has Xiaobu changed his taste?" A few days later, at the counter area of ​​the bar, Zi Qiao laughed so hard. Xiaoxian looked downcast, weak, "You won't be laughing until today." Yifei reminded him, "Didn't you realize that you fell into his trick? He gave you back the money he won and lost, but in the end he didn't spend any money, and just made you read a lot of tongue twisters on the show. " "Our challenge is not over yet, the next mission will be even more exciting, and the prizes will be even more attractive." "Even if no one listens to my show, I won't play such boring games with you again." "Teacher Zeng, you and I both know that it has nothing to do with money. It's a cry! It's an accusation! There's nothing wrong with punishing those who forgot you in the corner of the night. Tonight, you just Wearing a big headset, talking into a microphone..." Ziqiao lowered her head and whispered to Xiaoxian. Xiaoxian hesitated, "You must be joking." "This is the deposit." Zi Qiao took out an envelope. Yifei couldn't stand it anymore, "Zi Qiao, don't go too far. How can you use money to lure him to have fun with you? Although Zeng Xiaoxian's program is really bad, you can't insult his career..." Xiaoxian interrupted her, "Stop talking, this is the most effective method so far, it can make me feel better." In the other corner of the bar, Yu Mo saw Zhang Wei and asked him what happened to the ring, Zhang Wei said that it had been negotiated.At this time, Daqing came out of the toilet, he hurriedly lowered his head to tie his shoelaces. "Ah, that fat man, that's him. Look at his hand! My diamond ring! Didn't you say it's done? You also said that he would come to the door to apologize in person, what's going on?!" Zhang Wei realized that he was wearing leather shoes, and raised his head, "You know men, you always want to save face, he knows he's wrong, you have to give him a step down, right? Then, I'll talk to him again." He went around to Daqing and asked him to practice outside. In the middle of the open space, Daqing Hengmei took off his clothes, "There is a big bag in the bag, what have you brought, to be fair, take out all your belongings." Zhang Wei took out his wallet, razor, bottle opener, Swiss Army knife, hair dryer... "What's on you?!" "You don't mind me, let's make it clear first, can you slap me in the face?" "What do you call a fight if you don't slap your face?" Zhang Wei smiled wickedly, "You said, I haven't cut my nails for two weeks." "Despicable, don't use sharp weapons, it will disfigure you." "You have it yourself!" He pointed to Daqing's diamond ring. Daqing took off the diamond ring and put it on the clothes he took off.The two looked at each other, gathering energy, Zhang Wei planned to trick him into looking back, rolled up his clothes and fled.However, the cruel reality ruthlessly shattered his clever plan. "Look! Over there." "Come on, you think I'm stupid and want to sneak attack on me." Zhang Wei said anxiously: "Back, back. Our things have been stolen!" A young man dressed as a hooligan swept away their clothes and disappeared quickly. In the middle of the night, Xiaoxian's voice came from the radio, and everyone sat around in the apartment. "Welcome to "Your Moon, My Heart". Xiaoxian bought a new CD today. It is Ashin's "I Will Love You When I Die". I would like to share it with you all." Hearing this, Ziqiao signaled everyone to be quiet, "Come here! Zeng Xiaoxian, don't let me down." "Ah, today's CD is a bit jammed, so all listeners, you are blessed, because I will sing live for you, a live-action live show! If listeners are interested, you can call the hotline at any time to sing with me. If If no one calls, then I'll sing solo till dawn." "Record it, record it quickly." Zi Qiao smiled cheaply, and took out his mobile phone. "It's too bad, but it's so interesting." Yoyo sat down in Juliet's costume. "If you die, you have to love! If you don't enjoy it, you won't be happy..." Over there, Xiaoxian climbed onto the stool with a beer in hand, and everyone was angry with his singing. Suddenly, the phone rang on the radio. "Zeng Xiaoxian, shut up!" It was Yifei's voice. "How did you call?" "I've been listening to it all the time. Many of us are listening to your show. Is there anyone who hosts a show like you?" "You guys, is anyone really listening to my show?" "Really." Yifei turned her head, she was standing on the terrace of the bar, surrounded by an empty space. "Ha, listener, I know you must be trying to tease me. Who would listen to the radio in the middle of the night? If you have nothing to do, let me finish singing first." Yifei paused for a moment, then suddenly broke out, "So what if no one listens, so what if it's late at night. Everyone trusts you, so they hand over the microphone to you. How do you treat other people's trust and your own work like this? I think that talking orangutans are ten thousand times stronger than you. Calling you a slut is an insult to the word. How will you see people after you make the slut? Let me tell you Zeng Xiaoxian! "Your Moon, My Heart" "is a good program, maybe it is not the most listened-to program, but we have all been proud of it. But Zeng Xiaoxian, you let me down, look at you now, what kind of shit host is this? !" After the storm, there was silence on the radio. The next day, Zhang Wei walked into the apartment covered in bruises, saw Yu Mo, "I'm sorry, your diamond ring..." "I found my diamond ring." Yu Mo stretched out his hand, and the diamond ring on it was shining. "What did you say?" "I found it in the refrigerator. The last time I used it to break ice cubes, I put it away and forgot it was in the refrigerator." "If your diamond ring is in the refrigerator, then who owns the stolen diamond ring?" Zhang Wei touched the bruise at the corner of his eye, suddenly realized, "Oh, no wonder that fat man said he wanted to kill me." On the radio, Lisa hurried forward, "Zeng Xiaoxian, what did you do last night?" "No way?" Don't tell me she tuned in this time, Xiaoxian gasped, "Listen to me...they...I...actually..." "I can't believe it, tell me, who gave you such a good idea?!" "what?" "Your ratings soared in the middle of the night last night, breaking the highest record since the establishment of the station! This episode has been posted on Weibo, and even made the headlines of Sina Entertainment! You are popular with Zeng Xiaoxian! Host This idea that was scolded by the audience has epoch-making significance, it is full of criticism and reflection, and completely subverts the traditional mode of hosting!" Lisa said that Xiaoxian was invited to host an online interactive program, in which he would be scolded by thousands of viewers. In the theatre, Guan Gu and Yifei sat in the auditorium, and Yoyo came on stage wearing Juliet's costume, "Do you love me? I know you will say yes, but maybe your oath is just a lie, people say, for lovers The gods just laughed it off. Gentle Liang Shanbo! Bah! Gentle Romeo!" Suddenly the sound effect thundered, the curtain behind Yoyo opened, the stage layout of the Chinese-style building, the plaque read "Zhou Mansion", an actor stood in a coat, Zhou Ping dressed up, and the audience was commotion. Yoyo was at a loss, "Call Romeo for me, and tell her that Juliet is waiting for him here." "What Romeo, I'm Zhou Ping." "Zhou Ping? Oh—then I should be... Sifeng?" The actor gritted his teeth and nodded, and Youyou hurriedly turned to smile at the audience, "Next, please enjoy the drama "Thunderstorm", thank you." Yifei and Guan Gukuanghan, now, they finally know which of the legendary third scene will play out.