Chapter 2 Chapter 2 Honey, You're a Mystery

The room was messy, and there was still blood on the floor. It seemed that a great battle had just passed, and Yifei was standing majestically in her pajamas. "Yifei, you are so good, you can kill a mouse with your bare hands!" Zhang Wei expressed his sincere admiration. Yifei washed his blood-stained hands, "It's really worthless, you big men are afraid of a little mouse." Guan Gu got up on his head, "Who said I'm afraid of mice?" Yifei said, "Mr. Warrior, why did you faint on the floor just now?" "Well...he's the only one who isn't afraid, but when Zi Qiao hit the mouse with the alarm clock, he accidentally injured him..." Zhang Wei explained, Guan Gu looked at Zi Qiao bitterly.

"The love apartment has never caused rats, it is because of you, and the leftover takeaways are never thrown away. Let me tell you, I am recruiting roommates recently, but you have seriously affected the reputation of our floor." "Why did you recruit a roommate all of a sudden?" Xiaoxian asked anxiously. "Zhanbo and Wanyu have traveled around the world. Is it fun for you and me to pay the rent for a four-person room? How about—" Yifei smiled softly, "Would you like to move in and live with us? I I can protect you!" The three retreated as if nothing had happened, only the newcomer Zhang Wei stood there, Xiaoxian dragged him away, and Yifei's expression immediately turned gloomy.

"Ask again, is anyone willing to move here and share the rent with me?" "This...we...we think that living with a mouse actually has a special charm, ha ha." Zi Qiao laughed dryly. "Yes, we should treat every life in the world equally." Zhang Wei echoed. "I see, my face is not as big as a mouse." "No, no, what he meant was that you and mice are equal." Xiaoxian covered his mouth in fear, what did he say? "Since you all refuse to live here, I won't force it. I will continue to recruit new roommates. However, in order to make a good impression on future new roommates, I have made a series of plans, including when you must turn off the lights and when Get up, when to prohibit outsiders from visiting, etc., and how to punish after violation.”

"It's not fair, the rules are against us, and the iPartment is not a constitutional monarchy." Zi Qiao borrowed the courage to raise objections. "It's not a monarch, but it's about the same. Only creatures at the top of the food chain can decide the rules of the game. And I am this person, because I am not afraid of anything!" Yifei said and walked away. Only then did Xiaoxian dare to speak out: "What's the big deal, no matter how arrogant you are, you're still just a woman!" "Biologically, it should be. In other fields, it's hard to say." Zi Qiao shook her head sadly.

"No matter how you say it, we men can't cede land to a woman to pay compensation. If... it can make her afraid once, maybe the situation will turn around." So, what good idea did they come up with?What horrible and brutal methods did they use to scare Yifei out of his wits? A few days later, in the bar, the assailants Ziqiao, Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei were laughing wildly at this. "Guan Gu, you really can't imagine Yifei's expression last night." Zi Qiao laughed so hard that she was thrown off her feet. Guan Gu couldn't help complaining, "Really? But half an hour has passed, you are just laughing, the story hasn't been told yet."

"Zhang Wei, you are a law student and have a good eloquence. Tell me," Ziqiao said. "At that time, Yifei suddenly heard a knock on the door, she..." "Wait, wait, I can't hold back anymore, let me tell, let me tell." Zi Qiao snatched back. "Okay, tell me." "At that time, Yifei suddenly heard a knock on the door... No, no, you should say it. It's more funny if you say it." "At that time, Yifei suddenly..." Ziqiao interrupted him again, "No, no, I'll say it. I said it was more suspenseful... At that time...well, I'll say it."

"then……" "No, no, I'm still talking... wait a minute, I won't talk anymore, you can talk, let's start, I promise not to interrupt." "when……" "We gave Yi Fei a bad start with our prank. Wahahaha." Zhang Wei had black lines on his face. "You still haven't said the content of the story..." Guan Gu was almost speechless. Xiaoxian came on stage, "The content of the story is like this, we put an avatar at her door, knocked on the door and hid, and when she came out, I only saw the avatar, ahahaha, I was almost scared to death, ahaha."

Guan Gu shed a few drops of cold sweat, "That's it?" At this time, Yifei walked into the bar, "Listen up, three of you—I'm very glad that you have the guts to challenge me. Although your prank...is very ordinary, but I still have to thank you. I haven't accepted this kind of acceptance for a long time. The excitement of the challenge is gone. I just want to remind you, since the game has started, don't stop..." Two days later, Ziqiao and Xiaoxian walked into the downstairs bar and saw Zhang Wei sitting there, staring obsessively not far away.They looked in Zhang Wei's direction. On the terrace, Qin Yumo in white was sitting in the sun reading a book, looking as beautiful as a dream.Suddenly, she packed up her books, stood up and walked over.

Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian looked away immediately, but they didn't know what to pretend to do, and they played rock-paper-scissors foolishly there, only Ziqiao was the calm emperor.Yu Mo walked out of the bar all the way, smiling at the three of them on the way. "Hey! Everyone's gone." Zhang Wei stopped, "Didn't you notice us peeking?" Ziqiao cast two contemptuous glances, "I didn't find it when I peeked, but the idiot found two." Zhang Wei tidied up his clothes and acted seriously, "I'm sorry, a deer bumped against my chest suddenly, I think she may have taken a fancy to me."

"Hahahahahaha, is this a cold joke?" "That little deer that bumped around didn't knock you out of your mind, did it?" "You don't need to hit me, I know what I'm talking about. Napoleon said: A toad that doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad!" He thought it was wrong, "Of course I don't say I am a toad... I mean: even if I am a toad, and I am determined not to marry my mother, a toad!" "Why do you say that people are interested in you?" Zhang Wei intoxicatedly recalled the story that happened in the supermarket yesterday afternoon.It is said that he met this girl there and played a game of hide-and-seek tacitly across the shelves.Then, he bumped into Hu Yifei, and when he heard that chewing gum was discounted, he picked up Yida to pay for it. Unexpectedly, he needed to swipe his membership card for the discount. At this time!at this time!The girl handed over the membership card, pointed at Yida and smiled at him, "It's good for your teeth!"

After finishing the story, Zhang Wei took out a bottle of Yida at some point, closed his eyes and smiled foolishly, and muttered, "Look, my Yida! My Yida! Hey, hey..." "Your Yida, your Yida, your whole family is Yida!" Zi Qiao gritted her teeth. "I see, she must have seen yesterday's vegetables stuck between your teeth." Xiaoxian said. "You guys are jealous." "Hey, you still have it now." "It's not from yesterday—it's from the day before yesterday." Zhang Wei gritted his teeth and managed to disgust the two of them away. In the living room of the apartment, Zhang Wei tirelessly counted Yida chewing gum, while Guan Gu came out of the room and turned on the TV to watch Conan. "Zhang Wei, you have counted for three full days." "I counted several times, but the result is that she won't come." "What did you start counting?" "She will come today." "How about you change it and count again?" "Eh? Good idea." It seems that with Zhang Wei as a comparison, Guan Gu's IQ is highlighted. There was a knock on the door, and Zhang Wei rushed over, "Here, I knew she would come." Seeing Xiaoxian standing outside the door, he was dejected, "Teacher Zeng." "I forgot my key... who do you think?" "If that girl doesn't come again, he will squeeze every chewing gum so that it can reflect light." Guan Gu said. "Oh? You thought it was Qin Yumo?" "Qin Yumo? Who is Qin Yumo?" "You don't even know their name, it's because you're still acting affectionate here." "How did you know?" "Because, when you went to the library last night, she came." "I knew...she would definitely find a chance to see me. What did she say?" Zhang Wei asked anxiously. "Let me think about it... She doesn't seem to have mentioned you at all." Xiaoxian smiled complacently and recalled the story between him and Qin Yumo. It is said that Yu Mo knocked on the door wearing only a bathrobe, saying that he lived upstairs and the water heater at home was broken, hoping to borrow a place to take a shower.Who is Zeng Xiaoxian, a living Lei Feng, he immediately agreed. In the bathroom, the shower curtain was drawn, and figures were swaying inside. After a while, Yu Mo called him for help, "Can you... lend me the razor? My epilator is broken." He could only be shy agreed. The point is, when she finally left, she didn't return the razor either! "It doesn't matter if I take it back, I will keep it well." She said this, and opened the door, just as Yifei came back, Xiaoxian shouted that she was pure. "She really didn't mention me?" Zhang Wei asked anxiously after hearing the story. "Let's face it, life is often much heavier than the taste of those idol dramas." At this moment, Ziqiao came in and drank the milk anxiously, Guan Gu asked, "What's wrong with you, you look uglier than Zhang Wei." "I'm in big trouble." "Has your goddess been defiled by Mr. Zeng's razor?" "Worse, I was plotted against." "Conspiracy?" Everyone was surprised. It is said that the incident dates back to three days ago when Lu Ziqiao sat and discussed some profound geographical issues with a girl in a bar.He told the girl that he spends most of his time on geographical research, only to make more contributions to mankind, and tomorrow he will start a new experiment, which is about black holes.He didn't know if he could come back, and asked the girl if she would relax with him for the last time?It's not geography, it's physics, no, it's bullshit, but the point is the girl believed it.But when Zi Qiao left for a while and came back with the binoculars, the girl's attitude changed drastically, and she slapped him bitterly and left. "Things like this happened continuously. Within three days, I was actually slapped by eight girls." Zi Qiao covered her face miserably. "This can't be a coincidence. I feel that someone must have intentionally harmed me!" "You mean someone poked your tires while you were walking away?" Zhang Wei asked. "Bingo. Only a woman can hate me that much, a woman who loves to hate." "This is just reasoning, who is so boring." Guan Gu said. "It's not reasoning, because just now, I saw the 'real murderer'! In the bar, after I was slapped by a girl, I followed her gaze and saw a figure wearing an orange peaked cap rushing out. I pushed aside the crowd and rushed Turning the corner, I bumped into Yifei, and then I caught a glimpse of the back of the peaked cap, and chased to the apartment elevator. Guess who I saw? Zhang Wei's Yida girl!" "How could she have a deep hatred with you?!" Zhang Wei was surprised. "I asked her. Although she refused to admit it, her eyes told me that it must be her. She wanted to ruin my life." "But you don't know Qin Yumo at all." Xiaoxian said. "That's her name?" "You don't even know her name, so you think she's trying to harm you?" "It's very simple. This must not be her real name. You know that there are too many women who hate me in this world. I must have hurt her. She was hurt deeply and hurt so much, so I changed my name and got a plastic surgery, and lurked in By my side, I swear to destroy what she loves so much but can't get." Zi Qiao was heartbroken. Zhang Wei couldn't believe it, "That's ridiculous! How can you say she is your ex-girlfriend, you don't remember anything." Xiaoxian also raised the corner of his mouth, "If she was your girlfriend before, why is she seducing me now?" "Nonsense, who seduced you, Yu Mo came to find me." "She keeps my razors, OK?" "My Yida!" The two began to argue chaotically. "There must be a reason." Zi Qiao frowned. Guan Gu asked, "What's the reason?" "Oh, she just wanted to make me suffer by seducing them." Zi Qiao pretended to sigh. Xiao Xian and Zhang Wei despised together, "Ah bah!" After a while, Yoyo ran into the room, "Tell everyone, we have a new roommate." But Guan Gu was the only one looking at Conan. "Guan Gu-jun, why are you alone, where are they?" "A plate of loose sand, each sticks to its own opinion, kills each other, and breaks up unhappily." "Forget it, then I'll go back, and I don't know when Yu Mo will move in." Suddenly, the three of them seemed to emerge from the ground, and said in unison, "Yu Mo?!" "You guys are going to scare me to death, I said - I don't know when Yu Mo will move in. She is looking at the house next door." "Hey, Yumo came to look at the house next door to get close to me. Yoyo, look, my Yida..." Xiaoxian roughly interrupted him, "Brush your teeth." "Well, since I incurred the debt, I still have to step in." Zi Qiao walked while combing her hair and clothes. Xiaoxian quickly grabbed him, "What are you doing?" "Ask Yumo out. Before the situation becomes more serious, I have to reorganize our relationship." Zhang Wei held up Yida, "I'll make the offer too. I'm the one she likes." "She has hinted at me so many times, why are you flying moths to the flame?" Xiaoxian smiled lewdly. Zi Qiao became anxious, "Please keep your distance from my ex-girlfriend, both of you!" "Why? Has she ever given you love gum?" "I still have my razor with her. Take it back." Youyou calmly persuaded: "Although I don't know what you are fighting about, it's always bad to quarrel, why don't you fight a duel." Afterwards, the whole apartment was filled with the sound of things being smashed, mixed with the man's screams, and after that, everything was calm, and it was not known what the casualties were. In the chaos, Ziqiao, Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei fell to the ground disheveled, and Guan Gu retells the whole story to Youyou. "You mean Yu Mo has a crush on the three of them at the same time?" "They said it, not me." "But, Yu Modu already has a fiancé." Zhang Wei got up, "Impossible, how would you know, didn't Yu Mo come to see your room today?" "Yifei told me that the two of them seemed to have known each other before, and they were classmates since childhood." Guan Gu seemed to have caught some important clue, "Wait a minute... what did you say?" "That's right, Yumo is Yifei's classmate, and they have been in the same class since primary school." Zi Qiao got up, "Amitabha, I actually beat Hu Yifei's classmate?!" Xiaoxian got up, "Wait a minute. Before you figure out who she is interested in, no one should jump to conclusions." "If you want to find out, you can ask Yu Mo directly." Guan Gu stood up proudly, "No need to ask! I finally understand. I have connected the whole story together, and I finally deduced the answer!" He paused, took out a red bow tie and put it on, and matched it with Conan's music on TV, "There is only one truth, and all of this is a conspiracy! On the surface, the three of you got married because of various accidental events and Yu Mo got entangled together, and then the three of you got entangled together, think about who is the most proud." Seeing the three of them thinking in pain, Guan Gu decided to give some hints, "The breakthrough point of the problem lies in the story told by the three of you." "what?" "Obviously there is another participant in this game who is secretly manipulating all this. A character who has appeared in all the stories, though inconspicuous, appears strangely where she should not appear." The three suddenly realized, "Hu Yifei!" "That's right, do you still remember what Yifei said at the bar that day? Maybe you have forgotten, but this is the key." Guan Gu imitated Yifei, "Listen up, you three—I'm very glad that you have the guts You came to challenge me, and put so much thought into it. It’s really well-intentioned. I haven’t had this kind of excitement for accepting a challenge for a long time.” Zi Qiao applauded, "Well said!... But you said a lot, I... didn't understand much." "Of course you don't understand, because there is something in Yifei's words, she has already planned a revenge plan. She announced an ultimatum to you that day, because she has found the best person to implement the plan-Qin Yumo! If I'm not mistaken, their plan is the legendary beauty trick—the first target is you, Zhang Yida." Guan Gu climbed onto the sofa and looked down at Zhang Wei, "Yifei first told you that today's chewing gum is on sale. information, and then deliberately lured you into the subsequent chewing gum ambiguous incident." Zhang Wei was crying, Guan Gu turned his head, "Then you, Mr. Zeng, borrowed the bathroom and the razor, all of which were carefully arranged by Yifei, making you feel that Yumo had a secret love for you. Why did Yifei be so coincidental?" Just going home? She is spying on you. As for you, Zi Qiao, although your IQ is not high, after all, you have countless girls. Ordinary beauty tricks may not succeed, so Hu Yifei deliberately did the opposite, making Yu Mo Going to mess up your other pick-up plans is to attract your attention even more. Guess why she did it?" Yoyo raised her hand, Guan Gu motioned for her to answer. "Enough support!" Guan Gu banged his head on the table and wailed, and it took him a while to calm down, "Yifei's purpose is to make you jealous because of Yumo's rivalry, and kill each other, so as to consolidate her dictatorship." "This female devil can actually foresee all kinds of possibilities for the development of the situation. The layout is interlocking and there is no flaw, and her scheming is unfathomable!" Zi Qiao shivered in fear. "No, we can't beat him at all. In this case, there is only one way." Xiaoxian shook his head sadly. The next day, Yifei and Yumo saw the white flag fluttering on the balcony next door, and Youyou told them the intention of the other party's surrender, but the truth of the matter was completely different from the reasoning of the famous detective Guan Gu. "Revenge plan? Beauty trap? That Avatar, I thought they were going to challenge me to prank! Just when I was thinking about how to fight back, I happened to meet Yumo." Yi Fei stared at her lovely eyes, "Plan A, We heard that Zhang Wei was going to take registration photos in two days, so we prepared a special chewing gum for him, although it looks exactly the same, but after eating, the whole teeth will turn red, and it won’t come off for three days.” Yu Mo sighed, "It's a pity, this guy doesn't know what he's thinking. I bought chewing gum to count, but he didn't eat any of it." "Plan B, Zeng Xiaoxian likes to sing in the shower. I plan to record his outrageous singing and post it on his blog. Yu Mo is going to put the recorder on." Yu Mo then sighed, "But after putting it away, I found that the battery was forgotten in the recorder. So I had an idea and thought of a shaver, which should have a battery in it. But he actually lent me a disposable non-electric Gillette razor! I threw the razor out the window in a fit of rage!" "Plan C was originally intended to give Ziqiao a taste of supernatural events. But who knows, he almost discovered it." "No! This is your real plan?!" Yifei said sincerely: "Although there have been some accidents, I think the overall creativity is good, and I will improve it in the future." Yu Mo was excited, "No need, even though none of the plans were successful, they still surrendered without hesitation." "Yes! How could this be?" "This is what it means to win without a move, and to conquer all the self-confident men in the world." Yumo and Yifei clapped their hands triumphantly, a gust of wind blew outside, and the white flag on the balcony next door fell to the ground.Xiaoxian rushed out with mischievous eyebrows, a look of panic, and didn't go back to the room with a sigh of relief until he straightened the white flag.