Chapter 14 Chapter Fourteen No What If (Part 1)

The kidney is a very important organ in the animal body. If the diet is improper and the endocrine is disordered, it is easy to cause stones.Kidney stones are minor illnesses, and they hurt like hell!Please look at Zi Qiao, a patient with kidney stones, half lying on the hospital bed, biting the pillow pitifully. "Ah! My (di)kidney!" "Stop screaming, the doctor will operate on you soon, good boy." The little aunt stroked his head. Guan Gu stood aside and gestured, "How is this operation done? Do you need a laparotomy?" When Ziqiao heard this, she wailed even more fiercely, and she shook her head, "Who made you live an irregular life?"

"Why am I not regular anymore? I insist on drinking alcohol every day, sleeping for 4 hours, and never spending the night with the same girl. It's very regular." Zi Qiao stared at the ceiling. Come on... I figured it out, if there is an afterlife, I would rather reduce my IQ by one-third, and I must have a body that is indestructible, and a kidney that is invulnerable!" "It's two kidneys." Guan Gu reminded him that the nurse came in and pushed Zi Qiao away who was still screaming. Outside the operating room, Yifei, Xiaoxian, and Zhanbo also came one after another. Everyone sat on the bench and waited, and Zhanbo played Sudoku.Meijia ran over in a hurry, holding a receipt, and calling Ziqiao's name.

"I'm still a step late, I'm going to see him!" Meijia rushed into the operating room, and everyone stopped her. Xiaoxian said with a look of concern: "I know you two are in a good relationship, and it's not about life and death. You can still see it when you come out." "Damn! What kind of relationship? You bastard! The operation stole my medical insurance!" Meijia waved the receipt, "I'm going to strangle him before he wakes up—slow down? If he dies inside, no one will If you pay me back, won't I be even more wronged?" "This kind of surgery shouldn't kill anyone." Yifei said regretfully.

"I said if!" Guan Gu sat cross-legged on a chair, "Then you can seek justice in your next life. Anyway, in your next life, Joe's IQ will drop by a third. You can abuse him as much as you want." "What's the meaning?" "The wish Zi Qiao made just now, if there is an afterlife, he would rather exchange one-third of his IQ for a body that is indestructible." Yoyo explained. "This is quite new. If his current IQ is 100, and his IQ is reduced by one-third, I'll do the math, one seven is seven, two seven forty-eight..." This arithmetic ability cannot be hurt, Zhan Bo quickly stopped, "Don't count, there is no such if."

"Then maybe, what if he really dies." Meijia continued to count her fingers happily. Youyou also began to say excitedly: "If, if I didn't become an extra, but learned to write scripts, I must be an excellent screenwriter now. Only I can write others to death, who can write me to death, hmph Humph." "If I didn't go to graduate school after graduating from university, I would be a handsome senior white-collar worker now, with millions of dollars every minute." Yifei said boldly. Zhan Bo said: "Today there is a party in the company, and it is stipulated that everyone must find a dance partner. Even the cleaning aunt has been found, but I don't have one. If I could participate in more social activities when I was studying in the United States, I would not now. Here it is."

"If I were a famous TV host, the hospital would definitely provide a luxurious VIP room for us to wait slowly. Because I am a celebrity!" Xiaoxian closed his eyes intoxicated. "And me, and me, if...if I've never been to China..." Yoyo anxiously said: "Then what should I do?" "I said what if! Maybe I won't know you all, but! You will all know me, because I will be the master of the new generation of manga in Japan." Yifei held Mijia's still-cracking fingers, "How about you, Mijia?" "Me? I don't have any demands, I just hope that I have never met Lu Ziqiao. If I hadn't met him by mistake back then, I would definitely be married now! But, you say... If these are true, we will still be like Is it boring to sit here like this now?"

Everyone was noncommittal, "Cut! Unless God is crazy!" The lights in the operating room flickered on and off, and thunder and lightning flashed in the sky, rumbling!Magic moment!Let's see what happens if we start over from the ground up. In an outdoor parking lot, Yifei was driving a Camero and was about to reverse slowly into the parking space.Wearing a well-tailored business suit, she yelled excitedly with her phone between her legs. "How many times have I said, buy it for 48 yuan 5, not 48 yuan 6, do you think you made a dime less? How much is a dime multiplied by 50 million? Think about it with your butt, OK?"

At this time, a Chevrolet quickly entered the warehouse and took her place. "Damn it! It's so small and plugged in!" Yifei hung up the phone, got out of the car and roared, "Didn't you see that I stopped first?! Do you understand that first come first come first?" Xiaoxian got out of the car, wearing sunglasses, "Miss, I've been watching you for a long time, reversing the car is like dystocia, you can't get in or out, you can't get in." "Don't mind me! Drill if you have a place, are you a mouse? Wait...Zeng...Xiaoxian!" Xiaoxian took off his sunglasses and said awkwardly, "Hu Yifei, what a coincidence."

"Long time no see. How did I meet you here?" "The TV station next door, I'll record "Xiaoxian Has Something to Say." Yifei smiled and said, "Oh, this show is so popular! Are you hosting it?" Xiaoxian laughed dryly: "Yeah, yeah. You're not too bad, you're already driving Bumblebee. By the way, are you busy lately? Let's have a drink together later?" "Okay, it just so happens that my younger brother came back from the United States and introduced you to each other." Yifei got into the car. "This parking space - I'm sorry, why don't we just squeeze it like this?"

"No need, later people thought your car was pulled out by mine." After Yifei finished speaking, she realized that something was wrong, and she covered her mouth, Xiaoxian twitched. In the bar, Zhanbo performed hip hop, and many girls writhed and screamed along with him. He finally pushed away the crowd and went to the toilet. "You don't need to persuade me, I think the plot is very reasonable: in fact, Lu Bu and Hattori Hanzo are both victims of space-time chaos. The final key is on the creation mountain, and it takes ninety-nine or eighty-one difficulties to cultivate it. You don't understand, Only in this way can there be ratings. I think the devil king on the fourth floor must be Su Daji!" In the corner, Yoyo was wearing glasses and a cotton and linen plaid skirt, talking on the phone.

Zhan Bo screamed: "Su Daji! You're talking about the TV series - "Battle on the Top of the Forbidden City"?" Yoyo put down the phone, "What's wrong?" "I like this show so much. It's only on the third floor now. How do you know that the devil on the fourth floor is Su Daji?" "I've decided. I'm a screenwriter!" "You are the screenwriter of "Top of the Forbidden City"! I watch every episode of your play, and I can even recite the lines: Boom! Boom! Chachacha! Shoo~shua!" Youyou was speechless, and Zhanbo took the initiative to sit down, "I heard that the inspiration for screenwriting comes from the love for actors. Which actor's play do you like to write the most?" "Of course it's Koji who plays Lu Bu. He's handsome and unrestrained. When I see him, I'm full of inspiration." "Is he your boyfriend?" "Not yet." Yoyo was lowering her head shyly, when Ziqiao appeared at the door, wearing sportswear and carrying a schoolbag, and came straight towards her, "I found you, little aunt! My mother asked you to help me rent a house." "Doesn't the provincial team have dormitories?" "I... I was expelled from the team." Ziqiao looked dull and spoke with a Sichuan accent, "I came here to participate in the national championship a few days ago, but before the competition started, I met a liar! They insisted on giving me money , Let me help them shoot commercials, men want good kidneys! Drink Shenbao! Oh yeah, Shenbao tastes great! But...then they said that my urine test failed, the coach asked me where to go Come on, I'll come to you." Zhanbo and Yoyo looked at each other, "Is this an advertisement for doping?" "The coach said the same thing, hey, how do you know?" Zhanbo fell to the ground, Yoyo pulled him up, and emphasized: "Don't be surprised, my eldest nephew has always been like this, he is kind, not Er!" They were chatting when Yifei came in and Zhanbo introduced them both. "By the way, we are looking for a place to live. You are familiar with this place. Do you have any recommendations?" "Why don't you guys come to the love apartment and rent together, anyway, we have a lot of vacant rooms..." Zi Qiao was pulling the hem of his clothes beside him, "Little aunt, I have no money to pay the rent." "Didn't you charge for advertising?" "I didn't give you the money later, but they gave me a big bag of kidney treasure, you can take it and taste it," Erhaozi Qiao took out the medicine bottle, "One bottle refreshes the mind, two bottles never get tired, and three bottles of immortality! Oh yeah!" In the spa club, Yifei is in a neat suit, while Meijia on the opposite side is wearing luxurious fur and eating lollipops. "Mrs. Chen, from a professional point of view, the current market is a rare opportunity. I have always advised you to wait and see, but now you can make a move." "Just tell me, how much do I need to vote for?" "5 million." Yifei watched her silently sucking on the lollipop, "Do you disagree?" "I have to do some calculations, one seven is seven, two seven forty-eight, March 8 Women's Day, okay, no problem! By the way, you can just call me Meijia, dear." Meijia stretched out her hand, and the waiter handed over the bag, She draws out a check and signs it. Yifei took it and glanced at it: "Meijia, you wrote an extra zero on this check." "Oh, look, I made a mistake again. But I don't have any blank checks with me. Why don't you ask my husband, he's nearby, here, he's here." Meijia looked at the door, and Du Jun came in. "Master-brother!" Yifei covered her mouth and smiled awkwardly, "I don't know what happened, but I called it out on the fly. If you don't like it, I can also call you Brother Sha." Du Jun said blankly: "When I was studying manga in Japan, my juniors all called me Senior Brother. Many years have passed in a flash." "They must never have imagined that you are so successful now and married such a beautiful wife." Meijia said coquettishly: "Husband, do you think this new dress I bought is beautiful?" "When it comes to success, it all depends on the will to keep making progress and the spirit of never giving up." Du Jun completely ignored her, and Mei Jia shrank back bored. Yifei looked at them, "Meijia must be your good wife, behind every successful man there is..." "There is an unknown history of struggle and grand ambitions!" Du Jun nodded, and Meijia tugged at the corner of her clothes. "By the way, senior brother, tell me the story of you and Mika. When did you start dating?" Meijia said excitedly: "This story is very touching. He was a cartoonist when I met him..." "I was not sensible at the time, so I became a manga artist. Now I understand that manga is nothing! Last month, the Animation Creative Park approved another piece of land for me. This time I plan to open a Japanese restaurant. Sell manga books How much money can you make, how profitable is sushi and sashimi.” "Yeah, even the gas bill is saved." Meijia explained to Yifei in a low voice, "His animation base mainly relies on restaurants and real estate to make money." "I'm still considering whether I need to invite my second junior brother from Japan." Finally something reliable, Yifei smiled: "That's right, after all, it is an animation base, and inviting a Japanese manga artist back will definitely increase popularity." "No, my younger brother is the fifth-generation successor of Guan Gu Cuisine, known as the little prince of silver cod - Guan Gu is magical. If he comes to China, he should be a manga artist, but what is most lacking in Japan is manga man." The little cod prince is roasting his 9071st silver cod in a tavern in Tokyo amidst billowing black smoke. On Saturday, Xiaoxian came to the iPartment to play as promised, and Yifei and Zhanbo looked at him with a smile. "Wow, the familiar room, the sofa, everything is the same. This orange seems to have been here three years ago." "Zeng Xiaoxian, we meet again after a long absence. Let's have a meal together tomorrow night to celebrate?" "Not tomorrow night, Lisa invited me to dinner, probably to discuss the details of helping me win the Golden Microphone Award. The restaurant is all booked, what 'rose paradise', let's go another day." "Rose Paradise?" "That female producer of yours invited you to dinner at Rose Paradise?" Zhanbo and Yifei looked at each other and smiled. Xiaoxian was flustered by their laughter, "What are you laughing at?" "Ms. Zeng, Rose Paradise is a famous restaurant for lovers. Two people dine, and the room charge is free." Zhan Bo continued to laugh wickedly. "You mean Lisa made an appointment there on purpose, and then wanted to possess me?" Xiaoxian hugged herself shyly, "Then I won't go tomorrow." Yifei gloated, "Don't you want your golden microphone? If you don't give your boss face like this, aren't you afraid that she will award you a luser bucket?" "So what do I do? I'm going to find a way to lighten this appointment." Zhan Bo tugged at his shirt, "If you don't wear a few more clothes, you'll be lighter. Anyway, sooner or later you'll be stripped naked." Xiaoxian jumped away in fear, thinking not to ask them to go with them, but to find more irrelevant people, and then pretend to meet by chance. There are so many people, Lisa will not dare to do anything to her. Yoyo takes Ziqiao to visit the set, and seeing Koji approaching from a distance, Xiaolu jumps wildly, very excited. "Editor Tang, I have something to ask you..." Youyou laughed exaggeratedly: "That's right! I added those scenes for you. The director is so annoying, I told you. I wanted to give you a surprise. But you don't have to thank me, this is what I should do .” Koji frowned, "Why do you only add drama to me? Did I offend you in any way?" "No, you acted very well." Yoyo didn't know why. "I get paid by episode. Originally, there were only 3 scenes in these episodes. Now you have added 13 scenes to me. I am under a lot of pressure!" Youyou said aggrievedly: "I... I don't know, I just want you to play a little more..." "I'm so tired, how can I perform? What's more, the new scenes are so difficult. I'm either slapped or kicked. I'm not prepared for the time being." "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, if you really find those scenes difficult, you can find a substitute." Koji said angrily, "I'm going to shoot you soon, where can I find it? You didn't come here to see my jokes, did you?" "How could it be! Actually...I came here on a special trip today to introduce you a stand-in. You see," Yoyo hurriedly pulled Ziqiao, "He's the best at action scenes with his chest muscles, thighs, and teeth!" "Can he do it?" Youyou smiled and nodded: "Don't dare to say anything else, Qiao has plenty of strength." "You can insult my IQ, but you can't insult my muscles." Zi Qiao took out a bottle of Kidney Treasure and drank it down. In the lover's restaurant at night, Lisa and Xiaoxian are seated, the waiter pours Perrier-Jouët, Lisa looks directly at Xiaoxian, and takes off her coat. "Cheers, for us!" Lisa raised her glass ambiguously. Xiaoxian laughed nervously: "For the Olympics and World Expo!" "Naughty, it's been a long time since." "...There will be another time, let's celebrate in advance." Xiaoxian closed his eyes and drank, "Lisa, how about the golden microphone?" "Let's not talk about work today. Although I am a workaholic, I am also a woman. When I reach a certain age, I will realize that I should pay more attention to my personal life." Lisa moved towards Xiaoxian, "Actually, I also understand Life, I am no longer a 36-year-old girl." Xiaoxian got goosebumps and was about to fall off the chair. Yifei, Meijia and Zhanbo came in talking and laughing. "Zeng Xiaoxian! Why are you here?" Yifei made an exaggerated surprised expression. "I was going to ask you guys!" "Us? This is a common practice. Every weekend, I bring good friends and my brother to the overcrowded love hotel to have fun, and——we never reserve a seat." "Oh, Lisa," Xiaoxian regretted, "it seems that they can only sit with us." Everyone sat down quickly, Xiaoxian looked at Meijia, "This is..." "I'm Meijia, Yifei's friend. Yifei said there is a good show here, so I'm here." Meijia happily sucked a lollipop, and Xiaoxian wiped his sweat wildly. The waiter delivered the menu, and Meijia opened it and looked at it and said, "Wow, 'Through your black hair, my hand', what kind of dish is this? Isn't it stewed pig's trotters with seaweed? Also, look at this, 'Unforgettable Heartache The feeling of ', isn't it just skewered chicken hearts? This restaurant is really contrived, does it have to be so fake and romantic?" "Meijia, you're spoiling the atmosphere a bit by saying that!" Xiaoxian said solemnly, secretly giving a thumbs up under the table. "I'm telling the truth," Meijia said sourly, "Look at these men and women in pairs, consuming cheap services and enjoying petty bourgeois sentiments at the same time. My husband and I have never needed such things. Even if he opened it himself I've never been invited to a restaurant... Birthday, Valentine's Day... Tomb-sweeping Day, I'm always at home alone, entertaining myself, don't I still live a good life?! Cut, romance and so on are the most annoying." Meijia picked up the Perrier-Jouët and drank it, Xiaoxian looked at her convulsively. Lisa got up and called Xiaoxian to the side in a low voice, and said something to him. "No problem, let's go together, let's talk to Lisa." Xiaoxian smiled, and everyone got up together. "No, no! Just you, Zeng Xiaoxian." The two walked aside, and Xiaoxian said sincerely: "Lisa, these guys came as soon as they said they would, and I wasn't prepared either, so don't be angry. I didn't intend to ruin this date." Lisa said seriously: "Zeng Xiaoxian, I'm not an idiot, I know very well why you let them come!" "You knew already?" "Yes, you want me to meet your family and friends sooner, don't you!" Lisa excitedly said, "I can't believe it's true that the relationship between us has developed so quickly, it feels so good. " Xiaoxian wanted to cry, but Lisa grabbed her and hugged her tightly.When they hugged each other and returned to their seats, Meijia was already a little drunk. "The two of you are a match made in heaven! Count me as talkative after drinking, but! I want to say, don't know how to cherish, women give you the most precious youth, you have to always take care of her, nourish her, otherwise she will be very It will soon wither, turn yellow, and..." Meijia cried, "it will form spider webs." Yifei persuaded: "You should drink less." "It's okay, it's so romantic here today, why don't I have a few more drinks? I'm happy, woohoo, maybe I'll be even happier when I meet some handsome guy later, woohoo. Du Jun, who told you to take it Don’t shit in the latrine!” Meijia cried and ran out. Lisa said in surprise: "It's the first time I've heard someone compare herself like that." In the restaurant, Meijia walked up to a white statue drunkenly, feeling sick, the statue took a step back. "Huh? The statue can actually move?! Where is the mechanism?" Meijia reached out to touch his fig leaf. Zi Qiao, who was playing the statue, covered her hands, "Miss, please respect my work." "Wow! You can still talk! You are simply a living fossil of the new era! Don't bring such an advanced one!" "I'm an employee. This is a job assigned to me by the restaurant. If you want to throw up, the toilet is over there." Meijia supported him and said: "It's unreasonable, my mother wants to vomit at your place, what's wrong? How much is it, you set a price." "It's not about money. After I was kicked out twenty-two times as a stuntman, I made up my mind to earn money with dignity." "Make money, haha," Meijia smiled charmingly, "play a game with me, I guarantee you will make money." Zi Qiao said solemnly, "I'm not cheap labor, unless you pay me more than 4 yuan an hour." "I'll add you three zeros." Mika dragged him unsteadily into the elevator and up the stairs. "It's better to explain the rules first, and it's better to be simple, otherwise my IQ won't be able to accept it." Meijia opened the door, "The game is very simple, and the name is - Extramarital Affair. Do you want to play?" "Never heard of it, what do you want me to do?" "Do as I say, the first step..." Before Meijia finished speaking, she vomited on him, Ziqiao frowned, and dragged her into the room.