Chapter 13 Chapter 13 Social Networking

What is facebowl?Today's hottest online dating community.That's right, it's not Facebook, it's facebowl—washbasin.Send messages, post photos, make friends, organize parties, play games, broaden your circle, and open up your world.In the living room, Guan Gu, Xiaoxian, Meijia, and Zhanbo buried their heads in the washbasin net. Yifei came out of the room with an Ipad in her hand, "Excuse me, I registered an account on Washbasin just now, but why can't I find an old classmate?" "How come? Let me help you find out. What's your username?" Zhanbo leaned over.

"Feifeifeifei very beautiful giant rabbit 12138." Everyone fell to the ground, Guan Gu struggled to get up, "Why don't you try your real name? Otherwise, let alone your former classmates and friends, even we don't know who Feifeifeifeichang's beautiful giant rabbit 12138 is." "It makes sense." Yifei quickly went back to the room. Xiaoxian guessed that she couldn't hear her, so she smiled cheaply: "Hahaha, I think it's easier to recognize if she changed her name to - 'Crazy Rabbit Beating Chicken Blood'. Yo, there is a non-mainstream little beauty who wants to add me! oh yeah!—Chen Meijia?"

"What's wrong with me?" "Meijia, let's see if we look up or down, so we don't need to add it." Xiaoxian smiled apologetically. Meijia ignored him, turned around and asked Guan Gu who was on the washbasin website. "Japanese friends can't get over the wall. I'm all fans and readers here. For example, this Yaoyao knows me very well." Xiaoxian ran over to look at the photo, and it was a cute girl with big eyes born in the 90s, "Kawaii, beauty. Have you seen it?" "Not really, but we chat a lot, and she asked me to help her find a boyfriend yesterday."

Xiaoxian sucked in her saliva, "Guan Gu, what do you think...how about me?" "You also want to help her find a boyfriend?" "I hate it," Xiaoxian flicked the orchid finger, "I mean, how about introducing me? Don't think too much about it, it's just a simple social interaction, why don't you make a connection." "I don't think this is right." Xiaoxian gritted his teeth, "I'll offer 50 washbasin coins." "Okay." The two shook hands excitedly. Yifei ran out in a rage again, "It's unreasonable, Washbasin is a cheating place! I changed my real name, and even posted my own information and avatar. But the damn administrator of the junior high school reunion still rejected me, Call me a liar?! They said that Hu Yifei has passed away. He just passed away!"

"Could it be a mistake of the same name and surname?" Guan Gu asked. "But the class number can't be wrong, you see, this is a message from the administrator." Yifei read to the iPad: "After the official review, Hu Yifei did pass away three years ago. We have communicated with the witnesses. Duy confirms, please respect the dead, imposter is struck by lightning!" "Are you really dead?" Xiao Xian smiled sinisterly. Guan Gu trembled in fear, "Then who is standing here now? Ah!" "While playing, I won't die if they are all dead. Return witnesses, witness your sister! You have eaten too much melatonin, dare to make rumors about my old lady."

Zhanbo slowly raised his head, "Dui... I seem to remember the name... Oh, that junior high school classmate who pestered you seems to be called Du Yi, and I helped you receive him." The matter goes back to three years ago. After Yifei and Du Yi finished dating, she felt terrible, so she fled home and asked Zhanbo to make up a random reason to help block Du Yi who was about to chase him. "I won't lie, you should find someone else." Zhan Bo stared at his big honest eyes. "Relax, what a big deal." "You know, I can't grasp the scale well. When I was a child, my mother could see through every time I lied, and you also said that I don't have this talent..."

"Calm down, he has a low IQ, it's fine." "I won't……" "Just say I'm too busy to die!" Yifei roared angrily, and ran into the house just like that. Soon, Du Yi came over, holding carnations, and Zhan Bo blocked the door. "You can't see her now, because she... is busy. You give up, goodbye Byebye Sayunara." "What is she up to?" Zhan Bo hesitated, "...how do I know, she didn't explain it." "Then I'll ask her myself." Duy said as he walked in. "No, you can't go in." Seeing that he couldn't stop him, Zhanbo suddenly thought of Yifei's words, and blurted out, "She was very busy...so busy...and died."

"Dead? But an hour ago, she was eating with me." "Ah... It's because of that meal that she has been busy all the time, and her conscience is very guilty for taking time out to eat." "No wonder she kept looking around, fidgeting, and couldn't say a few words, so she was in a hurry to leave. Was it a heart attack or died of overwork?" "Concurrently, if you feel guilty about her death, don't bother her. Everyone will have such a day. We should look forward. Tomorrow is a new day, isn't it?" Zhan Bo said while driving Du Yi away. . "As a younger brother, you can think about it. Alas, it's a pity that our love died. Anyway, I am the last man your sister has ever loved. I know she can't bear me... Please allow me to put this bundle Leave the flowers to her." Du Yi put down the flowers to mourn in silence, nodded and left.

Knowing the belated truth, Yifei's eyes flared up: "Zhanbo! I'm not dead at all. If you messed up, clean it up for me. You can go to Washbasin.com to call everyone over to have a look, I'm Hu Yifei Is it dead or alive!" "But they asked, how about I make up a reasonable reason?" Zhan Bo asked weakly. "Stop talking nonsense, call all the unbelievers, and I'll tell them." But Yifei certainly didn't expect that two days later, there would be a large pile of chrysanthemums at the door, and there would be a souvenir book with her junior high school photos on it.She wants Zhanbo to explain what these are.

"I did as you said, and asked Duy to issue a classmate summoning order in your name." "But why doesn't anyone only have chrysanthemums?" Yifei looked at Zhanbo, and Zhanbo lowered his head. This idiot brother must be talking nonsense again! "Dui repeatedly asked me what was going on, but I couldn't answer... so I just said one thing—my sister misses you." "and then?" "No, it's not because you told me to talk less nonsense." Zhanbo took a peek at Yifei's expression, and quickly squatted in the corner of the wall. "Oh, Dui thought today was your death day, so all the classmates came to express their gratitude." Meijia concluded, and Yifei took a deep breath.

"I don't believe it, can't you explain this shit! Zhanbo! This time you directly help me call a class reunion in my name!" Youyou sniffed a chrysanthemum, "Yifei, a dead person cannot call a class reunion, you can only call more chrysanthemums." "Am I just going to die like this?!" "There is no way. According to normal logic, we will hold a memorial service along the way. I don't think everyone will not come." "It's unreasonable, how can anyone hold a memorial service for himself!" Meijia pulled her to sit down, "I think what Youyou said is right. Aren't you just calling your classmates here? It doesn't matter what your name is. As long as you come out and show yourself, everything will be clear?" It seemed to make sense, Yifei thought for a moment, then nodded in agreement. After meeting Yaoyao in the bar, Xiao Xian rushed into Guan Gu's studio and shouted: "Guan Gu is amazing! You profiteer, you actually fooled me!" Nani?Guan Gu looked bewildered. "That Yaoyao is a complete fake. What a beautiful girl born in the 90s, what an otaku killer. The photos and the real thing are totally wrong. You even charged me 50 washbasin coins. I want to give you a bad review!" Guan Gu held his chin and said, "How could it be dear? I have always been the most honest!" "Don't do porcelain work without diamonds, and don't open Lichunyuan without flower girls. How do you do business?" Xiaoxian barked his teeth and claws. Just as Guan Gu wanted to apologize, he thought it was wrong, "Wait! When did I start that business? You begged me." "Even if I beg you, you can't just pull a passer-by to perfuse me. Is it easy for me to meet a netizen once when I'm young? The one who came today is not Yaoyao at all! I don't trust the Internet anymore." "Impossible! I just saw a selfie photo of you and him on her homepage." Guan Gu slid the mouse, and a photo of Xiaoxian and the big-eyed beauty appeared on the webpage photo. Xiaoxian looked insane, "I, when did I take a photo with this beauty?" "Yesterday at 4:30 p.m., there are pictures and the truth." Guan Gu looked at the screen, "Mr. Zeng, it's normal for the real person to differ from the photo, just like KFC's hamburger, the one in the ad is inevitably a little different from the one you bought. Otherwise, why do people say: everything is based on the real thing.” "But... I want a hamburger, but you gave me a piece of rice cake!" Xiaoxian cried. "You mean Yaoyao's photos have been photoshopped?" "It's more than that! It's just two people! I want to sue you and return my washbasin coin!" "...you...where are you going to file a complaint against me?" Guan Gu said triumphantly, Xiao Xian began to think seriously, wondering if the court would accept it.In the end, he decided to make another appointment with Yaoyao, and bring Guan Gu with him, let him witness with his own eyes how deceitful the Internet is, and force him to refund the money. A few days later, black cloth was hung in the apartment, and it was arranged as a simple memorial service. On the altar, there was a photo of Yifei's smile, and flowers were arranged beside it. "You guys are doing too much." Yifei, wearing a hat and sunglasses, hid in a corner, holding onto Meijia and Zhanbo. Meijia looked around, "It's orderly, solemn and lively, and it's very atmospheric." "What are you doing with white flowers?" "These were sent over before, I wanted to return them...but..." Zhanbo helplessly, Yifei followed his gaze and saw everyone, one by one, placed in front of the photo on the table , my God! A girl was crying and being helped, what the hell, I'm not dead yet!Yifei stomped her feet excitedly, and Meijia held her down: "Don't worry, everyone needs a warm-up process. When the time is right, your appearance will have an effect. Just wander around casually, maybe you will get a lot of touch. .” Yifei walked around for a while and met Ziqiao, "Why are you here? Didn't you invite Xiao Hei to play cards?" "I saw there was a memorial service here on Washbasin, so I came here specially to join in the fun." Zi Qiao put on a black suit. "It's okay for your dick to hurt. The memorial service is not a party. Can you join in the fun?" "You're in a lot of pain too. How can anyone hold a memorial service for me? How can I be absent from such a grand and weird scene?" Yifei took a deep breath, "I won't be able to tell for a while. Anyway, this is not a memorial service, it's just a class reunion in disguise." "Then I want to participate even more. I like to catch up with my old classmates the most." "These are all my junior high school classmates, do they have anything to do with you?" "It's okay to build relationships. Communication is my strong point. Did you challenge me just now? Good! I accept your challenge." Ziqiao was ready to go. "What do you want to do again?" "Join your classmate association. The friendship in junior high school has long been a formality. I can build a stronger relationship in minutes for you to see." "Forget it, you don't even know your name." Zi Qiao shook her finger, "Tsk tsk, think about it, every time you get together, you will always meet a few classmates who can't even pronounce their names. Classmate, what's your name?" Yifei froze for a moment, "I...don't remember." "Let me tell you, I am him now. Just wait and see," Zi Qiao shouted casually, "Old Wang!" Several people turned their heads and smiled, and Zi Qiao hugged one casually, "Old Wang! I miss me so much!" The classmate was stunned, Ziqiao smiled exaggeratedly and said, "Don't remember me? I'm Lu Xiaobu! Haha, I borrowed you to copy homework!" "Oh, I remembered, hello, hello, how are you doing lately..." The two chatted, and they were very anxious and tender. She moved on to the kitchen area and acted as a waitress delivering drinks to everyone. Du Yi told the story affectionately to the classmate next to her, "Although it has been so long, it seems like it happened yesterday in retrospect. At that time, our relationship was very complicated. She was busy with work and at the same time clinging to me all day long. She's so persistent." Yifei coughed, but Du Yi didn't even look at her, and motioned to pour the wine. "So, Yifei had that kind of relationship with you?" A male classmate asked. "How should I put it... How many times have I persuaded her, but she still can't let it go. Now I understand that there is a kind of love called obsession. Oh, now that I think about it, this is also my loss. After all, I am the last man she ever loved. ’” Dui sighed. Yifei gritted her teeth and endured, the wine was full, and Du Yi jumped, "Hey! Can you pour the wine? Make me full of wine." I'm going to splash your blood all over you. Just as Yifei was about to pull out the kitchen knife, Zhanbo and Youyou rushed over and forcibly dragged her into the toilet. "Why stop me and let me kill him." Yifei got mad and took off his hat, "Bastard! There is also 'There is a kind of love called obsession', I let him know that 'There is a kind of pain called fracture'! Can't wait anymore, I'm going out now to show them." "Old sister, you can at most prove that you are still alive, but you can't prove that you and Duy are innocent." "To untie the bell, you need the person who tied it. To dispel rumors, you have to start from the source. Don't do it first, but try to warn me from the side." Youyou came up with an idea, and went out with Zhanbo to get the Ipad. In the sofa area, Ziqiao was chatting with several people at the same time, and the atmosphere was lively. "I still remember the midterm exam that year, we cheated together, if I hadn't helped you attract the invigilator, you would have been miserable." "You still remember, thanks to you brother." The male classmate hugged him excitedly. Yoyo pulled over Ziqiao and asked, "Do you know him?" "I don't know." Zi Qiao shrugged. "Then it's the same as talking about the real thing?!" "I'm playing their classmates, professionally." "How do you know what happened before?" "Talking about cheating and school flowers with boys, and talking about rivals and gossip with girls, you can hit it all. The junior high school thing is common across the country." Zi Qiao proudly said, "I am also an important member of their class now. Everyone knows the basics and is familiar with it. Like raisins." "Come on, I don't believe it." At this time, a classmate came over and gave Ziqiao money, "Lu Xiaobu! I finally remembered that I still owe you money. Don't mind the delay. Forgive me, old classmate." Nani? !Three black lines were drawn across Yoyo's face, and it took a long time to recover, and went to the study to get the Ipad and sent it to the toilet for Yifei. On the other side, Zhanbo brought Du Yi to the altar, with the photo on the table covered in the corner, and the portrait of the iPad in the center. "My sister took care of it, please make sure to burn incense for her." "It should, after all, I'm the last man she ever loved." "Then I won't bother you." Zhanbo closed the door and went out. Du Yi lit the incense, "Yifei, don't come here without any problems." Yifei's profile picture on the Ipad moved, "You too. Duy, look here." "Ah!" Duy sat down and rubbed his eyes: "One, one, one, one Fei! No... no... I must be drunk, how could the portrait move." "Because you have me in your heart! Let me ask you—why do you spread rumors about me outside!" "I... I didn't mean to. Really!" Yifei smiled sinisterly: "Do you really miss me that much?" "I don't dare anymore, it's my fault, it's my vanity, I just said that to save face." Duy cried. "Now I'll give you a chance to make up for your mistakes. You immediately go to clarify your rumors in front of all your classmates, do you hear me?! I'll give you three minutes, believe it or not, and I'll crawl out." Yifei screamed ferociously, and Duy staggered Get up and run out. At the door, Ziqiao bumped into him: "This classmate, what happened?" "Ghost! I met a ghost!" "You haven't changed at all, you are still as timid as before." "Listen to me, I'm an asshole. Yifei has nothing to do with me, really! That's it." Duy panicked. Zi Qiao pointed to his wet pants, "Although I don't know what you're talking about, I suggest you dry them before going out. The toilet is over there!" Duy opened the door and ran into the toilet. Yifei was sitting on the toilet holding an Ipad, and saw him look up, "Dui, how do you know I'm here?" "Did you really crawl out, or from the toilet?! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssesses!" Dui slammed into the door, passed out, foaming at the mouth. As the night got darker, everyone began to yawn frequently, asking why the memorial service hadn't started yet, and they were still waiting for the next meal. "Zhanbo, let's start earlier and end earlier." A female classmate suggested. "My sister only asked me to organize, she didn't say that I should host it." "Where's the Duy? He's Yifei's favorite man, so he should be the host." Everyone looked around, but there was no sign of him. Ziqiao hid in the crowd, and made several mixed voices by himself and booed: "Du Yi is not here, we should choose a classmate who can hold the scene as the host... It makes sense... I choose Lu Xiaobu, he That's what everyone expects...he is the example of our class." "That's right, we have Lu Xiaobu, why wait for Du Yi." Lao Wang patted his head, and everyone echoed. Ziqiao stood up, "Everyone! Thanks to the wrong love, I am ashamed. It is very rare for our brothers and sisters in Class 5 of junior high school to gather together. We should indeed choose a classmate to be the liaison for future gatherings. However, in Xiawan Impossible to do it.” "Don't say no, it's just you." "Xiao Bu, we will obey you." "agreed, agreed." Ziqiao snickered, and continued to shout: "Be the monitor! Be the monitor!...Don't do it, how can I be the monitor?" Everyone froze for a moment, and cheered: "Yes! Be the squad leader, be the squad leader, be the squad leader!" Zhanbo, Yoyo and Meijia were stunned and fell to the ground. Zi Qiao stood in front of the altar, smiled and said: "Since everyone loves me so much, I will not refuse. As the class monitor, I will preside over Hu Yifei's memorial service today. But before that, I would like to deliver my inauguration speech... " "Speech your sister!" Yifei suddenly floated in from the gate, scaring the students into screaming. "I sent Du Yi to the hospital just now, so I'm sorry I'm late," Yifei snatched the microphone from Ziqiao's hand, "I have a few things to announce. First, I'm not dead. Second, I and Duy is innocent. Third, if anyone spreads my rumors in the future, he will end up worse than him!" Everyone was in an uproar at first, and then whispered to each other. Lao Wang jumped out and pointed at her and said, "You actually deceived the feelings of your classmates!" "No, it's not me, it's Duy who lied to your feelings." "But he is not here now, there is no proof of death, you can say whatever you want." "This..." Yifei didn't know how to explain, and looked at Zhanbo bitterly. Ziqiao made gestures full of arrogance, signaling for everyone to be quiet, "Let me say a few words of justice, the reunion of classmates today is the best ending, everyone do me a favor and turn this page over. There are even more high Activities are waiting for us, so why bother.” "The monitor is right!" Zi Qiao made a gesture and booed: "Have a party! Have a party!" Everyone excitedly responded, "Have a party! Have a party! Have a party!" "See? Who said there is no party here?" Zi Qiao whispered triumphantly to Yifei, and then raised her arms and shouted, "To celebrate Yifei's resurrection, she treats guests, everyone gathers at the bar, and everyone cheers me up !" Everyone cheered and rushed out, Yifei was squeezed and fell down, no one paid attention. Two hours later, Zhanbo silently tidied up the white flowers and took down Yifei's poster, while Xiaoxian and Guan Gu rushed in. "Zhanbo! If a girl named Yaoyao comes to us in a while, she must hold us for a while! Make up any reason, just say we are busy." Guan Gu fled into the room. "No, I won't lie." "Just say I'm too busy to die!" Xiaoxian fled into the toilet. After a while, Yaoyao came in with a carnation in her arms, "Excuse me, do Guan Gu Miqi and Zeng Xiaoxian live here?" "Sorry, they're dead..." Oh my god, it seems to be true, Yaoyao looked at the white flowers all over the room and cried loudly.